The GangStars at the Roller Rink Headcanons! 🛼
Bruno Bucciarati
He always starts off a little wobbly.
But soon gets the hang of it.
He can’t really do tricks.
He has a lot of fun, though.
Will participate in the chicken dance after much pestering.
Only because he doesn’t actually know the chicken dance.
He does not buy snacks from the snack bar.
But he brings his own in a little zipper pocket dimension.
He helps out those who aren’t the best at skating.
Leone Abbacchio
A professional.
But not in a trick sort of way.
Likes roller derby sort of way.
He is an aggressive skater.
He will NOT do the chicken dance.
But he will out-speed everyone in that rink.
He finds it very entertaining that Giorno cannot roller skate.
“What a loser” he thinks.
Until he realizes that Giorno is getting help from Bruno!!!
Pannacotta Fugo
Another aggressive skater.
But not good at all.
He slips and slides and curses.
He doesn’t do the chicken dance.
But it’s because he literally can’t even get away from the entrance without sliding around.
He is angry the entire time.
Has a death grip on the bars on the edges.
Snack bar?
The perfect excuse to get out of this hell hole.
Narancia Ghirga
An absolute pro.
He knows ALL the tricks.
He will show off all the tricks.
He always does the chicken dance.
He forces Guido to do the chicken dance.
Has tried to show Fugo how to skate.
It didn’t go well.
Fugo had a death grip on him.
He does like the snack bar.
But he likes doing his tricks even more.
Guido Mista
He is also good at skating.
He doesn’t know as many tricks as Narancia.
And isn’t as speedy as Abbacchio.
Also the Pistols have their own little skates.
They’re made from Tech Decks.
He has taught them all how to skate.
Also the snack bar is usually where he’s at.
Because the Pistols will try to steal from it.
Also he does the chicken dance.
Giorno Giovanna
He has wobbly legs.
No tricks.
But he does get the hang of it after a while.
Is bullied by Abbacchio who aggressively skates around him.
He thinks Narancia’s tricks are neat.
And is thankful that Bruno helps him skate.
When he leaves the rink and starts to walk again, it feels funny.
He also eats the snacks from Bruno’s zipper dimension.
He will do the chicken dance but wobble the entire time.
Trish Una
A natural.
She picks up on Narancia’s tricks very fast and can do them just as well after her first few attempts.
She also can skate fast like Abbacchio.
But she does NOT do the chicken dance.
Instead, she will just watch from the sidelines.
She doesn’t eat the snacks that Bruno brings or anything from the snack bar.
Both are very questionable.
She likes the gushy couples skates and will drag out Narancia.
It’s not because she’s in love with him.
But because he’s the only one who will do it with her that’s actually any good at skating.
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Cuddle Bugs
story description: I like fluff, ok? People being in love is lovely, plus cuddles help with stress… probably
Miguel sighed into Peter’s hair, his chin resting on Peter’s head. He smiled, the smell of Peter’s lavender shampoo making him sleepier than he already was.
Peter chuckled, the sound making Miguel’s heart beat fast. “You sniffing my hair O’Hara?” The man asked, bringing a hand up to rub Miguel’s back.
“Yeah, what of it?” Miguel asked right back, and Peter chuckled again.
“It’s just funny, y’know? Sniffing hair?” Miguel didn’t respond to Peter’s question, instead he brought his head down to lay on Peter’s shoulder. “Oh? Do you want me to sniff your hair?” He teased, moving his hand from Miguel’s back to his hair, scratching at his scalp. Miguel leaned into the touch, another sigh leaving him.
“I can’t stand you, Parker.” Miguel spoke quietly, so much so that Peter almost missed what he said.
“I love you too, Baby. ” Peter replied, twisting a couple strands of Miguel’s hair. “I love everything about you, honestly.”
“Everything?” Miguel asked.
“Everything.” Peter brought his hand down, rubbing circles into the space between Miguel’s shoulders. Miguel shifted, lifting his head up and resting his forehead on Peter’s.
“I love you.” Miguel whispered.
“I love you too.” Peter whispered back. “I also love hammerhead worms, so the bar’s kinda low—”
“Stop.”
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I haven’t done one in a while, you know what time it is: college au incorrect quotes
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Kerry: I just lost my voice sucking dick
Kerry: I wish this was a joke
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Vincent: I literally left you alone for 5 minutes and when I came back you were blind drunk and propositioning the bartender
Kerry: in my defense, you left me completely unsupervised
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River: no more being the bigger person Imma start biting people.
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Vincent: “I’m gay” “I’m straight” Okay I’m Markiplier??? Welcome back to Five Nights At Freddy’s?????
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Mike: Hey I got an idea
Mike: Since people call cats pussies can we call dogs,, dicks?????
Mike: hey dude that’s a nice… dick ya got there, he’s so tiny.
River: no.
River: ??????
River: never get an idea again.
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Johnny: don’t say ‘fight me’ unless u wanna have sex with me or u actually wanna catch a right hook
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Mike: I don’t know how to stop being stupid
Mike: I am NOT asking for assistance on the matter.
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Mike: Goldilocks was crazy I lover her… imagine breaking into someone’s house and being like. Ummm this chair fucking sucks.
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Mike: Fuuuuuuuuck me dude. I have a mouse a cookie.
Mike: great. He asked for milk. Unreal.
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Link: I promise I won’t make a pact with a demon
Jonas: I don’t completely believe you but that’s okay
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Venus: Mama ain’t raise a bitch & even if she did it’s my brother
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Link: I just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”
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Vincent: the woman on the subway who yelled NONE OF THIS IS REAL!!!! NONE OF US EXIST!!! And then looked me in the eye and yelled GAY!!!! Did have a few points to make.
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Johnny: I want you to suck my dick ;)
Vincent: suck your own dick im busy playing Luigi’s mansion
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Kerry: wait you would take a bullet for me?
Vincent: I’d do anything for you darling
Vincent: except eat a mushroom, those are fuckin nasty
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Judy: FUCK GET THAT AWAY FROM ME
Vincent: NO IF I HAVE TO SUFFER YOU HAVE TO SUFFER WITH ME
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Judy: I feel like a science person
Judy: a sciencer?
Judy: Scientist!
Judy: a scientist
Mike: sciencer
Judy: not my proudest moment.
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River: cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out of my way.
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Johnny: lol
Johnny: guess what
Rogue: bitch with the way you live I have no fuckin idea
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