#i luv thistleclaw

[thistleclaw-and-miku]

So… what do you think about Spottedleaf’s Heart?

i dont liek it :(

i haven't read the book in a while though but from what i remember from it, i didn't like how mapleshade interacted w/ spottedpaw... mostly bcuz i really liked spottedmaple lawl

but aside from shipping stuff, i just read it as more of a forbidden "romance" than a story of a character being groomed because of how it was written. it didn't make me feel like: "SPOTTEDLEAF GET AWAY FROM HIM" more like: "oh... he's manipulating her... into training in hell..."

but yeah that's what i think about the book that isn't canon in any way!!! :D

thanks for the ask 😘

[gayleafpool]

bluestar and rootspring please

bluestar!!

sexuality headcanon: bisexual

gender/pronouns headcanon: tbh i think she’d be fine w any pronouns but mostly just uses she/her

rate them out of ten: 8-9/10 depending on the day

favorite thing about them: one of the most interesting character arcs ever

least favorite thing about them: what she did to brightheart

why i first started liking/disliking them: i loved her in the very first book she’s easily one of the best characters in the first series

do i relate/project onto/kin them?: yeah her super edition fucked me bc of how much i was like wow. i would do that

favorite quote/moment: literally any moment w her slowly losing her mind and waging her own internal battle against starclan… i loooove living cats vs starclan conflict i wish there was more of it

my fav ship: tbh i don’t feel very strongly about any bluestar ships but i do think bluestar/yellowfang is very cute

my fav platonic friendship: bluestar and crookedstar!!!!

a ship i hate: idk. bluestar and thistleclaw? is that even a ship

do i prefer canon or fanon?: canon

random headcanon: extremely tall and skinny to the point where she looks more like a windclan cat

what color do i picture them as: blue of course!!

cat breed headcanon: honestly i imagine most of them as just mixed breed dsh, dmh, dlh cats but russian blue bluestar is cool

unpopular opinion: i thought her friendship w crookedstar was way more fun than her friendship w thrushpelt

things i associate with them: dogs, water, a snowy forest, a dark sky with no stars, juniper berries for some reason

song i associate with them: maker by hana vu is such a bluestar song

favorite MAP/PMV/AMV with them: little pistol is elite

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now rootspring!! dont rlly have many thoughts about this guy i found shadowsight and bristlefrost more interesting

sexuality headcanon: bisexual

gender/pronouns headcanon: nonbinary he/she/they

rate them out of ten: 5/10

favorite thing about them: his relationship with tree was funny

least favorite thing about them: he just wasn’t all that memorable to me😭 but the newer arcs in general have not been as memorable to me idk why

do i relate/project onto/kin them?: not rlly

favorite quote/moment: i dunno 😭

my fav ship: shadowroot is cute :)

my fav platonic friendship: i thought his relationship w ivypool was sweet

a ship i hate: don’t really have a strong hatred for any of his popular ships

do i prefer canon or fanon?: canon i suppose i haven’t seen a lot of fanon content for him so i don’t rlly know how fanon portrays him

random headcanon: luv it when ppl give him silly shaggy hair

what color do i picture them as: gold/yellow

cat breed headcanon: probably just ur basic domestic medium hair cat

unpopular opinion: bristleroot is fine it’s just. boring and didn’t need to happen

things i associate with them: daisies and marigolds, hay or straw (i don’t know why)

song i associate with them: hmm. dance yrself clean by LCD soundsystem

favorite MAP/PMV/AMV with them: i don’t think i’ve seen one w him

[tarkatan]

"You can't hurt me or ThunderClan ever again."

[raven-paww]

Okay i posted a joke thing abt how much I hate these characters but !!!! I need to elaborate/rant so here we go! Here's why I hate Lilith, mark beaks, Sasha, odalia, bramblestar, bumblestripe, Ashfur, and thistleclaw

Spoiler warning for TOH, DuckTales, amphibia, and warrior cats

Trigger warning for racism, manipulation, child abuse, emotional/mental abuse, emotional neglect, just incels in general, implied SA, and child grooming/pedophilia.

FIRST UP LILITH

OKAY

I don't hate her as much as the others. I just think her redemption was really rushed.

Also, her "then why were you SO easy to curse!?" line pisses me off to no end bc.. ma'am??? She was. A child???? And was SLEEPING???? THAT ISNT REALLY AN ACCOMPLISHMENT LILY

next up: mark beaks. Oh my god mark beaks.

He's racist. For those of y'all who haven't seen DuckTales '17 (or didn't pick up on this), here's a bit of a summary of why he's racist.

Mark has a tendency to call everyone around him "buddy". When he first met GizmoDuck, in costume (not seeing literally anything besides the robot suit and his beak), he did the same thing; "hey, buuddy!" But then, later in the episode, when Fenton (GizmoDuck) is hired by mark's company, and he sees that Fenton is Latino, that's when he breaks out the "chico", "amigo", and "muchacho". He refers to his house as "casa de GizmoDuck" or his girlfriend as "lady muchacho".

So yeah. Racist.

NEXT! SASHA!!

I should put the disclaimer that part of my hatred for her is fueled by the fact that she reminds me of someone I used to know, but that's a traumatic rabbit hole nobody cares abt <3

I knew pretty much from the start that I was gonna hate her- see above- but oh my god. One, she stood with the oppressors in amphibia, the toads. It's shown in multiple s1 episodes that toads have a tendency to abuse, take advantage of, and extort the frogs of Wartwood (see: Toad Tax, season 1 episode 10; Mayor Toadstool's whole character). Not even gonna get into the implications this has abt Sasha being the only white girl in the Calamity trio. Sasha saw this, and she SAW how much the frogs meant to Anne, but she still created the plan to kill Hop Pop. Y'know, the adopted grandfather of her supposed best friend? She used the excuse of "they're just frogs 🙄" but she was fully aware of how sentient they were!! FROGS R PEOPLE TOO BITCH!!

Two: She knows how bad of a person she is, and acknowledges it, but she makes NO. EFFORT. to improve herself. BEING A GOOD PERSON REQUIRES WORK. REDEMPTION REQUIRES WORK. IT DOES NOT HAPPEN BY JUST SITTING AROUND WALLOWING IN YOUR FUCKING SELF PITY. She wormed her way back into Anne's good graces but it was ONLY TO BETRAY HER AGAIN. I know y'all r gonna pull that "she's only 13 🥺" bull on me, but I don't care. A normal mistake for a 13 year old is to cheat on a test, not overthrow a kingdom.

That one was a doozy.

Odalia's is fairly simple. She's a child abuser. End of story.

BRAMBLESTAR. FUCKING. BRAMBLESTAR. IM NOT GONNA ELABORATE ON THE SITUATION W SQUILF HERE MUCH BC MOONKITTI EXPLAINED IT SM BETTER THAN I COULD IN THE VIDEO "bramblestar is worse"

HE ALSO CHOOSES FAVORITES W HIS KIDS. HE VERY CLEARLY FAVORS SPARKPELT AND BARELY SHOWS AFFECTION TO ALDERHEART. EMOTIONAL GODDAMN NEGLECT

FUCK OFF BRAMBLEFUCK FANS

Bumblestripe is a Nice Guy™. When Dovewing clearly says "NO, IM NOT INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR MATE" he's like "that's fine I'll ask u tomorrow <3 luv u" HE DOESNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER ALSO I WANNA THROTTLE HIM

okay Ashfur has a similar thing going on but it's mixed with yandere. he tried to kill 3 kids bc their mom broke up with him. Jesus Christ. he continues to hate her and fuck up her life from beyond the grave. also this, though it was almost definitely unintentional

he's a good villain though

thistleclaw is a pedophile. so yeah.

[twolegplace]

i have disease of think about warrior cats so you will listen to me

1. this is difficult bcs i think i associate some characters moreso with how they are in fanon. but in canon... squirrelflight 🥺

2. tpb, broken code is shaping up to be rlly good though. it would be avos if the entire arc was shattered sky quality level

3. ngl i havent read arcs 2-4 in almost a decade at this point! with that as a disclaimer its a tie between the darkest hour and shattered sky

4. darktail for like ... actually accomplishing things and being a threat in multiple ways fjsjs like dude he took cats off to execute them ! holy shit !

5. no canon ships have flavor 😔 hollyleaf/fallen leaves ig

6. i have a lot so im just gonna list a couple lol. gay trans man redtail, trans woman squirrelflight, bi firestar, bi leafpool, gay & homophobic hawkfrost 😌

7. i.... cannot stand crowfeather

8. jayfeatherrrr or shadowsight. puddleshine's position was rlly interesting too wish they did more with that

9. code of the clans? if that was the one w/ badgerfang

10. as a kid bluestars death hit different but now.... hollyleaf or needletail

11. uh. fuck idk

12. this is a REPEAT

13. from what limited memory i have of it oots

14. the po3 one before they shoehorned in firestar as a fourth cat

15. the old bluestar hardcover one where shes like in a forest

16. man almost all of the polish (?) ones are stunning. polish into the wild for sure

17. riverclannnn

18. HOLLYLEAF also tbh mapleshade. they couldve made her like the queen of the dark forest and a total badass mysterious terrifying figure but nah she just pops into random ass cats dreams

19. i havent read most of them 😐 mapleshade's vengeance ig

20. anything involving thistleclaw stans trying to woobify him

21. sorreltail i luv her

22. fire scene duh also needletails sacrifice

23. stop pitting them against eachother i love them all 💔

24. ah the issue is picking just one.... meet burntpaw https://toyhou.se/7402277.burntpaw

25. either the bluestar one like i mentioned or the og forest of secrets cover tbh

26.uhhh tallstars revenge or crookedstars promise

27.rise of scourge

28. uh there was one i read a chapter of that was a hawkleaf au? that was rlly good so far. i got a few chapters into ouroboros too and it makes me so viscerally uncomfortable for some reason gjdjs but i still love it

29. - fleshed out characters

- fleshed out relationships

- have starclan be a more mystical force where theres like basis to not believe in them

- give hollyleaf a damn power

- firestar shouldve mostly ended the constant xenophobia ???

30. rory is gonna SLAP once it comes out but till then. everything moves, buy the stars, i'm not ready, holy the sea

ok im done bye