#i mispelled 'happened'

[brainterror]

Its always there anyway 😛😛😛

[dyingbuck]

the tragedy of the downes

[magdalenepie]

shitty john design idea i had

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Nate Shelley I'm sorry that even though you had a whole season's worth of character development that people are still writing fics making you be the worst person ever to a guy you canonically only bullied once and apologized to especially when he canonically bullied you for ages and never was shown apologizing.

[ramshacklerumble]

i'm fighting the urge to switch gia's vc to asuna tomari, specifically for her role as chilchuck tims

[hyperfixation-symposium]

ALRIGHT HEADCANON TIME AGAIN GET OVER HERE Y'ALL

For those insane people like me who enjoy watching Bad stream for hours, I'm sure you've noticed Dapper seems to be talking more with stream rather than to stream during Dapper time recently!

What if, because Dapper is using the scythe and doing Grimm Reaper training with his dad, he's becoming more in tune with the ghosts?

He tends not to talk about it around his dad for a variety of reasons. For one it's easier to focus on the ghosts when they don't have to stay grounded enough in reality to talk to Bad. For another, they know chat keeps some secrets for them, and he doesn't want to give his dad more insensitive to question all of us.

They're getting closer every day to being able to take on the family business...

I also believe that if Dapper brought this up with any of the other eggs they'd be convinced he's going as insane as their father KWHSKSHWJ.

[tf2yuri]

[oscar-piastri]

Melvyn JAMINET during the Summer Nations Series match between France and Australia at Stade de France on August 27, 2023 in Paris, France ↠ Photo by Hugo Pfeiffer

[frostbite-the-bat]

Guzma's Card Castle Discord Server Starboard Chaos: Episode ONE ! The Recent Chaos - It's Mostly GUZMA Who Says "Sorry I'm So Funny"

[lindwyrmrelinquished]

Asking about your aus. Laying on my stomach with my face in my hands and kicking my feet in the air

HELLO HI BRAVO I AM LAYING ON MY STOMACH AND KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR AND HOLDING MY NOTEBOOK TO READ OUT THE NOTES TO YOU

(i had this saved as a draft and. then forgot about it. i am so sorry)

Okay so I've already rambled about the Zoroakari AU so I'm gonna tell you about the Hybrid Ingo+Emmet AU i made with my brother

So thanks to Rift Shenanigans™, Ingo comes back from Hisui a Sneasler hybrid and Emmet a Joltik hybrid(if you want to hear about the Warden Emmet/Lady Zoroakari AU that somehow keeps tying in to everything then I will gladly direct you to the Ao3 collection), Emmet's transformation is horrific and involves two arms ripping out of his sides a la wingfic and his Pokemon had to move fucking FAST to ensure he did not die

Ingo's transformation is much less so, he gets Sneasler ears and a feather and a lot of fluff

Emmet had to stay in the hospital for a while, rightfully so because a shit ton of his ribs were broken and his body had to rearrange itself and learn how to body again, Lemon(his Galvantula) has not left his side since his transformation and considers him her baby now, much like his entire Joltik swarm, but after he got out of the hospital life mostly goes back to normal! He has two smaller eyes above his normal eyes that see heat instead of things, and sometimes he uses those and closes his main eyes if he's overstimulated, and his second set of arms is covered in blue chitin and Joltik fuzz from the shoulder to the wrist

Both the twins have instincts, Emmet falls into his more often since he's unevolved and the Baby Pokemon Instincts™ take over quite a lot in an attempt to keep him safe, stay with mom, stay away from the danger types, the big Pokemon, don't get crushed- Half of those instincts do also apply to his team, meaning Pokemon like Luxa(Chandelure) and Eyrie(Archeops) now terrify him and he can't touch them easily

Ingo, on the other hand, has a much easier time separating his Pokemon half from his human half, and integrates his instincts when they do him good, especially with Lady Sneasler and her kits because she came with him when he came home(after appointing an heir ofc), however, on full moons he become a full Sneasler, it's a whole werewolf deal yknow

He goes feral for a night

First time it happened, Lady Sneasler was hostile the moment she saw him, but he was giving off a whole bunch of scared and confused vibes so she examined him a little more and realized "Hey wait, this is my Warden, what??" And started treating him like a Sneasel who evolved too early, babying him a little yk, helping him get used to his new body

(he's smaller than her only by a few inches but it's noticeable)

For a few months Emmet thought their house was fucking haunted on full moons because Wereingo is just a massive cat and if you've ever owned/worked with a cat, you'd understand

Then after some time, he ran into Wereingo entirely on accident and just had a "wait. What" moment because this fuckin thing is wearing his brother's hat and acting super affectionate towards him and Lady Sneasler doesn't seem worried?? So???? Anyway, that night ends with Emmet falling asleep being cuddled to death in Ingo's nest, verrrry confused, but shit gets explained/figured out in the morning

I say "figured out" because Ingo doesn't quite remember what happens when he turns, but the good news is he's not all that hostile! Only if he's attacked/threatened first <<<<<3

For a while, Akari(usually Zoroakari in my thoughts) is in Sinnoh with her family, so Wereingo goes through quite a few nights just searching through the house for her and getting increasingly distressed when he can't find his kit. So when she finally comes to stay with her uncles in Unova, a full moon comes around and suddenly she's being coddled and groomed by a fuckin Sneasler that she only vaguely recognizes, mostly through mannerisms and scent. She's reasonably alarmed at this until Emmet, tired as shit, just goes "yeah he does this every month. no yeah it just happens. can't really control it, just hope for the best. i'm going back to bed" And Doesn't Elaborate until next morning when Ingo is human-ish again and he's gotten sleep

NOW IT'S TIME FOR MORE JOLTEMMET STUFF!!! We all know he's currently unevolved, but when he does evolve he ends up as like a galvantula centaur thing and it's a little horrifying and a lot less easily hidden because That's The Entire Lower Half Of His Body, and I have a vague dot-to-dot scenario of how he evolves, because I think he'd actually be a little scared of it happening because he likes feeling small and safe with his family and he's lowkey scared that if he evolves, he won't be allowed to do that anymore which is a dumb fear bc ingo loves him a lot and would never deny him but emmet is forever afraid that he will be left again and just keeps an Everstone on him, tucked into his hat or pocket or something, to stop it from happening, but lemme grab that bullet-point list of how he evolves

- Big battle, like against an evil team or something

- Ingo starts getting overwhelmed

- Emmet jumps in to protect him

- Emmet's hat gets knocked off, and the Everstone with it

- Emmet defeats one enemy, more enemies come up, the stress and need to protect his family kicks off his evolution

- EMMET GALVANTULA CENTAUR TIME MF-ERS

Emmet goes fucking feral in defense of Ingo while Ingo recovers and its actually kinda scary- People run from the sudden monster that is the Doubles Line Subway Boss and as soon as Emmet is sure they won't come for Ingo again, he turns back to his brother, wild blue eyes sparking with rage and mandibles clicking, fuzz bristling up in hostility, and he starts approaching and Ingo's instinct, despite most of him going "woahhhh cool brother fighting moments :0", is to try and get away and defend from harm because Emmet is Very Clearly On The Offensive

Ingo, feather and ear pinned back in fear, slowly crawls back away from the hybrid in front of him. He knows it is Emmet, he knows very well. But everything in him is telling him to run, escape from the danger! But he can't. It's his brother, but Ingo can't tell if Emmet can still recognize him. His claws digging into the ground beside him, he watches in terror as Emmet comes towards him. He wants to talk to his brother, but when he opens his mouth nothing comes out.

Emmet bends down cause he's suddenly a lot taller than he thought he was, and starts quietly examining Ingo for any sort of injury, making a little chitter here and there but giving no indication he knows its Ingo, and not just something of his hoard he was meant to protect. It's hard to tell if someone, human or Pokemon, is still the same after evolution. If they still have the same mind, the same memories. Ingo keeps hissing on instinct and immediately shutting it down. He doesn't want to provoke Emmet, if that can happen, and he certainly doesn't want to find out if his brother will attack him.

His hair is frizzing up. Emmet is giving off more static electricity than he ever did before, even after a big meal of Gear Station's power generators. Emmet lifts Ingo's hat and starts combing through his hair, and it feels just like when Lemon does it, but larger. Emmet is too large now. Ingo has to dig his hands into the ground to stop from lashing out at him when he noses around the feather. But eventually, Emmet nods, and sets the hat back down. He leans down to look Ingo in the face for the first time. There are too many eyes. He's not smiling. It's neutral, which is alarming for Emmet, and is this even Emmet anymore? Ingo is scooped up into four arms and carries away from the danger. Everyone is too scared of the unnatural creature holding him to approach. Ingo catches Elesa's eye on the way. She's pale, and frightened.

There isn't any pause until the two of them are back at their house. Emmet doesn't stop at the living room, nor does he deliver Ingo to the bedroom decorated in black. Instead, they go to Emmet's room. Usually, Emmet comes from here to go find Ingo, but today he's bringing his older twin into the nest perpetually scattered with Joltik. He sets Ingo down and sorts it all out, and then pulls him into a cuddle.

Ingo isn't sure how to feel about this. His brother hasn't said a word, but that's normal when he doesn't have a script ready. He's not sure if his brother is still there, or if he's dealing with a wild Pokemon. He wouldn't know how evolution feels, he became a hybrid already fully evolved. But he can try and help Emmet, at least. That's all any of them can do at this point.

ANYWAY I THINK THAT'S A GOOD ENOUGH POINT TO LEAVE OFF FOR NOW <<<<<333 IF YOU WANT MORE INFO ON LITERALLY ANY OF MY AUS I AM WAITING HERE EAGERLY AND KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR AND GIGGLING UNCONTROLLABLY

[pisswizard420]

This december i am once again going to push forwards the war on the jeezybog b-day

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

what if i just don’t play arc 2

[constellationclarke]

Why tf is tumblr posting my posts multiple times pls stopppp

[1980ssunflower]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH

[madamplague]

drawing docotr bone man rn

[cosmicrhetoric]

how come when im at work and i have to send an email to someone i don't know it sends me into a panic spiral but if it's 1 am and im like slightly tipsy 🍸 i will email ANYONE i will schedule send a million genuine inquiries to theater companies about past shows and emails to set up plans for upcoming trips and despite everything i will have NO TYPOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 📨📨📨‼️