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bitchfitch · 2 years

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i was pondering the eternal question of "what's the vibe opposite of a vampire?" and have now strongly considered h2o style mermaid. and have rulled it as "close but not quite," my tireless search continues.

#werewolves are not it #vampires: goth. blood. sexy. night #h20 mermaids: prep. water. sexy. day or night #so theyre Close #they Feel Close.#but they arnt #we can Get Closer #i need a monster for this sexy jock himbo daddy to be.#hes been dating a very obvious vampire for like 5 years and has not noticed #hes a janitor #his boyfriend's dead name is chastity cage. but he goes by chase cage now #his name is silas desmodus and everyone thinks Hes a vampire but hes not #hes just super supportive of his boyfriend wgo he thinks is just goth and weird

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