"So uh-- you, uh, you come here often? I mean-- this-this is your house, um, I sure hope you would- even more in, um, your bedroom-- haha!" You watch him fumble over his words, cocking his head to the side as he glanced away and tugged at his shirt collar.
"I mean, uh its-its a nice bedroom! Very, um.. Cozy? Comfortable? Uh.. What other words are there-- Ah!" He jolted at your touch.
"Say uh, what are you- what are you doing there? Trying to -- uh, scare me? I mean, uh, it didn't work very well-" You could hear every little mechanical bit click and shutter as Wheatley's knee jerked in response to you touching his chest. "Okay- well- that.. That didn't really work either, um, are you really trying to scare me? This feels a bit more, um, nefarious than that." He still didn't look at you. You brushed a hand against his face, heat radiating off the smooth metal. He shot a flustered glance at you.
"Well thats -- awfully brash of you, love- um--" He drew his hand up, placing it on yours.
" There-there you go! Nice and.. Um..." He trailed off as he absentmindedly patted at your hand.
"It's-It's uh, it's a very nice hand you got there-- I mean-- Nice- oh, no that's not right either, um-" He tugged at his collar again. You gently intertwined the two of yours fingers together, a low, electronic drone emitting from him.
"That-That's, uh.. That's better. Much better. Thank--thank you love," He let out a quiet, nervous laugh, "You're the sweetest."
HEY ANON??? HEY UHM. UHHHHHHH UHHH H HHHH. HEY HEYB HEY CAN WE UH CHAT. HAVE A LITTLE CONVERSATION??? BC THIS FUCKING KILLED ME OKAY GHHHGHHEIUDHSLFCL
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Anyway I have purged my queue of Ace Attorney (I posted it all, enjoy the the massive wall of nonsense from me.) So now it's just miscellaneous and then The New Brainrot.
There's already an image of one of these clowns on here so enjoy that.
But anyway... It's Vanitas Time.
I am unhinged about all of the characters but I am becoming absolutely unwell about the titular Vanitas himself.
He's an asshole and I like him so much.
He's unhinged. He's so disingenuous and so repressed but he's so bad at keeping his feelings in. I swear sometimes he's just dissociating in the middle of a conversation.
He's a bastard and a bitch. He hates both vampires and humans for their cruelty but not nearly as much as he hates himself.
He has completely given up on life and is sustaining himself purely on spite and guilt. He makes people hate him on purpose.
He is kind but not nice. He is the embodiment of that cat knife meme, you know the one. He is babygirl and pathetic little meow meow. I want to send him to therapy.*
His vibes are constructed entirely out of red flags. He's a bisexual man that you want to keep 20 feet away from all women at all times because geeeeez my guy learn to behave yourself. He's a sarcastic prick. He's incomprehensibly traumatized.
I want to run him over with a freight train. I want to wrap him up in a homemade quilt and give him a cup of hot cocoa. I want someone to hold him tenderly. I want that twink obliterated (gayly).
He looks and acts like a feral alley cat. His outfit is simultaneously iconic and absurd. I think he stole someone's gender. He wears gloves with claws on them.
He is terrified of genuine connection yet he craves intimacy so badly. He is a massive pile of trust issues.
He is doomed by the narrative, he is running out of time, he is destroying himself through every step of his objective. He knows he will likely destroy himself before he can ever succeed. He is terrified of losing his humanity. He calls his objective vengeance but I'm pretty sure it's actually absolution.
There is something very very wrong with him.💖💜💙
*(I want to send all of these characters to therapy.)
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reader saving gun fiend!aki with their pussy power
i could save him i could save him i could save him i could save him i could save him i could sa
see anon, I've thought about this so many times. and the more I think about it, the more it starts to make sense.
imagine being close to aki, the two of you love each other more than anything, and you're the first and only person aki has had such strong feelings towards. you're more precious to him than anything. and when he becomes the gun fiend, he's lost most of himself, but it's still his body, his memories and his thoughts — it's just that he doesn't have control over them any more.
so... if you wanted to help aki regain control again... well......
if you fuck him, if you kiss him and touch him and give him your love, you're reminding him of his humanity, of the fact that he's aki. those intense emotions — love and lust and passion and desperation — are too much to handle, too potent to deny. they'll surely end up jogging whatever's left of his memory.
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I flirted with Gale ONCE, now the everyone in camp thinks we're fucking now ughhhhhh
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