#i need to stop ranting in the tags oml

[waterfishlol0]

hi i cant sleep im too busy thinking about smiley fries.. kevin eats those daily i know him personally. Every day it is smiley fries and dinosaur nuggets.

[lloonahugs]

this is my first post on here and im gonna use it to rant causeee i really am tired

we need to talk about how *certain* toxic m@ilee shippers love to praise how healthy their ship is in comparison of tyzula and how they are superior due to that? we literally already know that tyzula is toxic? i don’t know what the point is in doing that.. like thanks for pointing out the obvious ig

do you realize that most tyzulas (including me) ship it in au’s and that canon is transformative? or that i personally think that their relationship wasn’t always toxic? you’re allowed to think what you’d like to think, but if you seriously hate or dislike the ship that much then block/filter out the tags just stop harassing the shippers oml (doesn’t always apply to m@ilee shippers but tyzula antis in general too)

btw no hate to m@ilee on its own!!! it’s not my cup of tea imo its adorable but the way some of the shippers only ship it for the sake of looking unproblematic... sigh.

[soul-skaterz]

unfortunately Melissa and isa are both kissing jack and gab asses they might as well Marry them they are a bunch of arrogant people who only care for jack and gab and will protect them no matter what, but Melissa made a post on jack she wanted more than just friendship with him it’s gross. Melissa is a manipulative she will talk to you in dm over a post or if she wants to know drama once she knows she will block you and black your name out and post it on her blog with a long as bs rant because she has the community wrapped around her little finger you think your cool with the support of the community on your side vomit I can’t believe they put up with you and your obsession over jack it’s unhealthy to a point we’re you need to delete your blog and go outside and stop worrying about a 30 yr old man who’s the worse content creator atm with everything that’s happened with jack and gab and how you are all up thier asses being knights and chanting PMA like cultists is suffocating. You can’t accept criticism on jack and gab it’s true and not hateful grow up and open your eyes and see the change and don’t act like everything is alright. Melissa is obsessed with jack in so many ways I want to vomit. You constantly tag jack in everything you do why should he pick you? Oh that’s right your a big blog kissing the ground he walks on because you think you will get something out of it no you are nothing but a FAN that’s all you are to him

The anons who have called you out on things are right you know accept it get over it move on stop acting like a white knight over jack and gab your 23 acting like a horny teenager with her first high school love. Stop getting your jse followers to protect you from salt 🧂 it’s perfectly okay to have a normal conversation over jacks faults and what he can work on but no community see it as negative and causing drama no you cause the drama on discord and chant bs and run people down over a comment that wasn’t even offensive you are all just as bad.

Gab is a racist she’s been racist towards her own people and she has been really offensive with game characters too making fun of thier voices and she has been saying stuff about jack on social media which has been uncomfortable and she thinks it’s okay her followers preach queen oml no stop it.

Oh yea I know jack doesn’t give a flying fuck about all this he’s to bust hiding behind her and defending her ass because she’s perfect in his eyes but there is racist stuff in videos of hers and the amount of stuff she says on stream too is way to far. Omg she said sorry for the diet thing apologise for the racism gab. Or how your relationship with jack is unhealthy and your controlling him and making him into someone we barely know you were a mistake to his life.

No I’m not being negative don’t even come into my inbox I always get people being abusive and harassing me. Watch your tongue.

[flamboyaaaas]

tags I’ve used starting with each letter of the alphabet

 a - #arson is questionable #Annie played smash mouth too loud and killed everyone or smth like that #anyway fanfiction is scary af #and someone drew fake sideburns on him with blue pen lol #Also hopefully that is a bagel on his Christmas tree #*Annie’s tags get progressively more hipster* #Angel’s a bitch #an-unorthodox-uncritical-pear #after this I attempted to summon satan but that didn’t work #apocalypsebitch #a whole fucking load of hands #also last summer my roommate at camp played Meghan Trainor nonstop for 3 weeks #aww even his hair curl trembles #ah rebellious youth

b - #breathe your own air ;-; #...bee movie yaoi? #buy me an entire garden of succulents #borf and burk to an extent #brang brang #Baaaah’ formaggio prego #bruh that was obviously not in c major #BITCH THAT’S SASUKE

c - #clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy clefairy #*chucks food at beebo* #can I have a castle now #come be pretentious with us #Chicken Nugget the butterfly #CHICKEN HEAD WITH A CHICKEN!!!!

d - #dunno who this is but I can relate #DAVID PUMPKINS

e - #...everyone fucking runs away from me because a salty avocado is talking back at them?? 

f - #for all the confused peasants like tangerineflavored #fall out boiiiii #FRIED KOALA #fuck February #*finger guns out of the room* #*falls over* FUCK #folie is a fucking masterpiece and you cannot convince me otherwise

g - #god dammit there was an avocado in there #good lord I was scrolling really fast and I thought it was an actual burrito #GIVE THIS BOY A PANCAKE #grapes cannot be squishy #grab that fancy octopus #give me the wig

h - #hello my child canon in inversion and augmentation #however I aim to be dark #HIS LONG HAIR IS TOO GLORIOUS FOR THIS WORLD #he ate the fucking laser beam #how much incest is involved in this fucking show oml

i - #is now gentle gay #I guess I’m just going to go watch Drunk History of FOB again #it probably needs a more extravagant title #I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of closing yoUR FUCKING MOUTH #is overflowing with cats and christmas trees??? #if any of my followers are petty enough to unfollow me for this... same #I’m not religious but that croc is beautiful #I ATE SHITTY MAC N CHEESE #I had more but Tumblr deleted 2/3 of my tags and I cried because ALL THAT VALUABLE NERD RANT #I once got stuck in airport security in Washington D.C. because the rock has the same density as a bomb #I sat here confused for 2 minutes before I realized that it is indeed a cat #I got attacked by swan the other day #I KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS IT’S THE ONE WITH THE CHICKEN AND SNOWMEN ISN’T IT #I saw the h and the topic after it so I automatically assumed it said hot topic

j - #Joe Biden does it again #just not the math aspect of it #JOY LOOK IT’S A FUCKING SILKIE CHICKEN

k - #komala is a log

l - #LOOK AT THOSE PENGUINS #LITERAL JOURNEY CAT TRAIN #let me play the violin #...linguistics #’lol so ur like a plant’ ???????? #look at Freed’s antennae things

m - #my brain has been fried to the point that I’m actually scared of a nocturnal tree demon #Mephisto Pheles’ fursona shows up #my old science teacher swing danced with Bill Nye #mint green aesthetic team #MOOM MOOM GOTTA GO FAST #meese cult #my squish is facier than yours #my... country? #ME @EXAMS OH MY FUCKING LORD

n - #(not really though it looks expensive)

o - #oh my god yes 80s glam hair Celestino #oh cactus #OROCHIMARU DOESN’T DESERVE THIS #OKAY THEN #on Tuesdays we eat cheese #oh right all of them but THE GAYS #omg apparently there’s a tornado warning and I didn’t notice #of course he voices someone from Haikyuu #our funky savior disco Jesus

p - #PINEAPPLE CHILD #Pyromancer :))

q - #quite punctual

r - #rotom-mow flies off into the distance #reblogging for that beautiful rooster #ritualistic chicken sacrifice

s - #snake x stapler #so I’ve been listening to AFYSCO because I have a fever (irony amirite) #steampunk funeral #so I’ve seen these giants at Costco #Suffer my dear fish #suave motherfucker and chill savage #Santasaurus #so then he takes over the fucking church of England because it takes too long for Rome to tell him it was okay to divorce her #somebody kiss patrick the wombat #stop him now #sin(420)

t - #the cat lord has been angered #*tunes basketball in corner* #the incompetent one #this is referring to the milk fic isn’t it #Target is a savage #they forgot gay ass #this makes me sound like an interesting person #tim loved tom but tom thought he liked jim because it was prophesied #the fuck is ketchup in mac n cheese #Teru’s pineapple hair is his single most important feature #the nights of the round table aren’t anime enough #then I get to piano class and it’s like oh fuck I failed #this staircase is how you die #that’s not a blaster. that’s a chicken. #to plop a xylophone in the creek #things are shaping up to be pretty fuck

u - #ukobach’s tail looks like a spatula #usually in the middle of the night #uh hello what is wrong with bagels #uh yes 2005 emo music

v - #vicodin on sunday nights #voiced by cats #villanelles give me life #v screwed up Okumura family tree

w - #WHERE ARE YUKIO’S FACE DOTS #we fought hard NOT to make it a Hetalia roleplay #why must we sacrifice suguro’s hair ;-; #whovians in a nutshell

x - 

y - #Yiddish curses #YEH FIGHT ME #yelling goblin child #YEAH SHIMA GO GET EM #yes yes give me twenty of these and I will be happy #yes it’s sasuke oml someone’s actually going to believe this and I will cry #’YAKOV HE WON’T SLEEP WITH ME’

z -