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larrylimericks · 1 year

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5Mar23

A selfie shot in a gym mirror, Fast gone but H couldn’t be clearer: An Up All Night flex (Fetus Larry on pecs!), There’s naur one who holds 1D dearer.

#larry #harry #harry styles #harry loves 1D #fit af harry #sydney #harry in australia #harry posted a gym selfie to his insta story #and then quickly deleted it #in which he's wearing a 1D up all night tour shirt #phone conveniently held in front of his face #so as to conceal a shit-eating smirk #i never believe these are slip-ups #he didn't mean to post to close friends #he meant to put that shit on main and let it be everyone's problem #that he is and always will be a one direction girlie #limerick-hs #march 5 #2023

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alisaint · 3 months

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listening to the national is so dangerous because you'll be enjoying it right. because it's good music. and then . and then...... the Sadness gets u....... whadda hell how could this have happened ot Me...... why would they do that to me personally.

#what do you MEAN i keep coming back here where everything slipped but i will not spill my guts out #what do you fucking MEANNNNNN i'm having trouble inside my skin i'll try to keep my skeletons in i'll be a friend and a #fuck up and everything but i'll never be anything you ever want me to be!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT MR THE NATIONAL !!!!!!!#''i won't need any help to be lonely when you leave me'' <- you wretched beast whyy would u write that. and croon so sweetly #in my ear too. awful awful awful i love it i understand those religious zealots that say music is the work of the devil #and that's just one song. that i played on repeat for thirty minutes straight bc i like it a normal amount. they have more songs to torture #me with if u can believe it like.... wow . such evil in the world. packs up my soapbox and then goes and listens to them while #staring at the wall #trouble will find me is one of those albums that just like . it's just. How Did They Do That.... grinding my teeth to nubs while listening #as god intended. or whatever

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attemptinghaikyuu · 1 year

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I absolutely believe Bokuto would be able to convince at least half of msby to go outside during a snow storm, and then be the only one to not fall on his ass from the ice

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu bokuto #the snow in my area has finally cleared up and now I’m laughing at how I never slipped #I think bokuto would do the same #bokuto koutaro #haikyuu headcanons #you would not believe how much I tempted fate the past couple weeks #came so close to falling #haikyuu thoughts

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astral-catastrophe · 8 months

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That moment you realize you never properly got to be a kid and now that you’re a year away from being an adult everything feels wrong

#Okay. Well. I was seven when my dad was laid off from his well paying job #And I had to then take care of the siblings for a year. Year and a half. They were toddlers. I was right at the oldest #Because both parents worked #So I had to cook and clean and I got a phone early to be able to contact them in case #Then mom worked nights #Then a couple months later anxiety fucked ip my life #And I had so many ER visits it wasn’t funny. Constant anxiety attacks and passing out. So much blood work.#All stacked with the ex bestie being awful through elementary school. Then she moved away at tye end of elementary #then middle school hit and I was more anxious then ever but my dad never believed me. My grandpa’s death traumatized me.#And I brought my mental health concerns up with my mom and she talked about how I was right only bc of the family history of mental health #Then the ex bestie came back and in the time we hung out. She was so awful it fucked me up for weeks #Then my best friend at the time moved away and high school hit #Ex bestie moved back worse than ever. That bitch made her worse and then made my life hell #I made new friends. So many more anxiety attacks I learned to supers and ignore until exploding.#I was forced into things I didn’t want in a religion I couldn’t help but doubt #Then my dad and mom were distant and I saw ut coming for a while #Then dad moved into the room next door to mine and I couldn’t fucking sleep because he snored and stressed me out by just being there #And working at the taco place sucked #My grades were slipping and I was borderline suicidal for roughly half a year #But never got help no matter how much I asked because nobody fucking cared #Divorce confirmed and dad moved out and we didn’t see him for a month #It was amazing.#Then back to hell as the siblings and I were immediately forced into staying at his house #Despite being told we would have more time to adjust and be able to choose #And now my mental state is bad again #And I’m sad for the childhood I couldn’t have because of so many issues. Between the layoff and the ex bestie absolutely ruining me #Then middle school and loosing my best friend bc she moved #And having so much trauma come back #And now having to adult again #When I was an adult for most of my childhood with the shit I had to deal with

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orbdotexe · 1 year

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Sort of silly AU idea: Cayde survives and is the one possessed by Savathun instead of Osiris... ...and then he tries to break free of her the best way he knows how: being as insuffrable and annoying as possible until she throws up hands in defeat and unpossesses him.

This would take some serious lore-breaking! But this is funny as fuck

is he just like... screaming randomly in his head while she's trying to read. And then you visibly see 'him' flinch at nothing, and a look of pure annoyance crosses his face clearer than you thought Exos could emote

Just mentally chanting "Say it say it say it say it" while Sav is trying to focus on having a serious conversation, and a terrible joke manages out because it's all she can think about (yknow when you're thinking about one thing and writing another, and you end up writing all the wrong words without realizing?), and now the conversation partner is smacking her for it

Cayde is screwing up all of her attempts to gleem information, and man is she getting fed up with this

#we all call Sav's thing possession but Osiris was never anywhere near us #She had access to some memories via a hive rune I believe? which slipped up and let him at some of hers #so if you had poked Osusris. you would've been touching Sav's actual form. and not just Sav in his body #woo! lore!#Orb Rambles

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afooldyedinfolly · 2 years

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Jumblr Am I Wrong For Wanting To Reconnect With My Jewish Roots As A Culture And Community Despite Having No Interest In Becoming Religious? Please It Hurts To Know How I Was Denied This Part Of My Identity For Two Decades Because Growing Up Jewish In The Middle East (Iraq And Especially Iran) Is So Fucking Dangerous, But I Feel Like An Invader In Jewish Spaces Or Like I Shouldn’t Be There If I’m Agnostic Or If I’m Culturally More Muslim Than I Am Jewish.

What Does Being Jewish When Your Parents Spent Their Entire Lives Trying To Hide Your Jewish Identity From You Out Of Fear And It Only Ever Came Out By Accident Even Mean? All I Ever Had Were The Horror Stories, Which Is What Goyim Have Anyways. All That’s Different Is That It’s My Family In Those Stories.

#jumblr #jew #jewish #queer judaism #these are serious questions #also how fucked up and twisted is it for me to consider my jewish name my dead name when i was named after a dead friend of my father's.#it's not my name legally anywhere but #i don't know. maybe i shouldn't let it being an exclusively feminine name bother me #for the sake of honored memories #i've considered picking out another name for myself. a hebrew one. but it feels almost. inauthentic.#i don't know.#putting this in the tags because i actually want responses #it's really hard for me to seek any offline community resources due to covid + my parents being like mad traumatized #and scared of anyone picking up on me being a jew (despite it being much safer here)#my mom tried so hard to gaslight me after it slipped by accident and i almost believed that I DID imagine the whole thing until I went #to one of my uncles who wasn't a muslim #and he was like 'lol yeah we're jews'#i knew i was on my dad's side but i never knew on my mother's. and while i know some jews believe in patrilineal status as well #the way it was in my family was always understood to be from the mother's side #idk. idk. i'm just like fucked up about the fact that my strongest connection to my jewish roots is the stories of people #being fucking killed for being jewish in the middle east #i've said it before and i'll say it again there was no joy no arguments no teachings no community #just horror stories. only ever horror stories

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