#i never talk to anyone uuh awkward lmao

[psuedohuman]

Tag Game

I was tagged by @little-bi-kingtrashmouth thanks man!!

Rules: Tag 20 people

I’m in a real talkative mood right now so this is gonna be.. long. Sorry.

Nickname: Mack but most people just. call me that so its not even really a nickname anymore I guess? huh

Zodiac: Sagittarius

Height: 5′4″ (if you’re from the BloodServe people I’m toootally 5′5″...)

Last thing I googled: "are there sweat glands on your eyelids” don’t judge me lmao

Favorite music artist: uhhhh dude... dunno

Last movie I saw: I think the last one I saw in theatres was Moana but the last one I actually watched was The Axe Murders of Villisca (thanks @lillithpanda 4 the recommendation)

Why did I choose my URL: It’s some kind of old inside joke that I don’t remember anymore. I was going to change it, like, a whole bunch of times over the years but a) brand loyalty b) there’s this racist-and-general-asshole with the real-and-correct-spelling of the word in his URL and his blog is basically dead so I’m kind of rage holding onto the URL until I can become The Supreme

Do I have any other blogs: Yes! Mostly private URL hoards or like... to-do-list blogs but publically I have @aimonomiatarot and @psuedoart (the second of which I don’t really use anymore because all of my art usually goes on aimonomiatarot now anyway)

What did your last relationship teach you: I’m assuming this us speaking romantic relationships and I’ve never dated or even kissed anyone so. Uh.. I’m like super gay and ace so that’s not really my thing

Religious or spiritual: I’m “officially” Catholic but I was more actively raised Lutheran and now I’m not religious. I’m spiritual in the sense that I’m a witch (see sideblog aimonomiatarot) and a diviner but I’m not a Wiccan or worship any deities or anything.

Favorite colour: Not to be edgy or anything but black. Maybe blue/teal as like #2.

Average hours of sleep: Usually I’d automatically respond like 4.5-6 hours tops, but I’ve been. depression napping a lot the past month so maybe like 8 or 9 combined hours a day. It’s gone down a lot already since I started working again so that’s kind of nice

Lucky number: 4 and 7. Sometimes 73.

Favorite Character: The only thing I hear when I get this question is “what characters do you Project Onto Most” lmao

Anyway uuuh Agent Maine (RVB), Sylar Grey (Heroes), Deadpool (Marvel), Grendel (Grendel) (don’t ask I dunno), most recently JUICE (17776) (we’ll see if that continues), probably some others I’m not thinking of now

Basically just show me a queer/queer-coded and mentally ill character and I’ll latch on like a motherfucker tbh

How many blankets do I sleep with: 1 or 2 in the summer but they’re the heavier blankets that I have. I usually sleep with a pile of them because (even though I prefer to be cold) there’s just something about the pressure and safety of a nest of blankets that like. Calms me down. It’s kind of the only way I can sleep (thanks paranoia but w/e)

Dream job: I haven’t really had one of those since I was like, 6 years old, but I recently started a new job that I really like and I’m hopefully going to be able to start working with this cool and relatively well-known costume designer in the fall and I’m really looking forward to that opportunity

uuuh not gonna reach 20 and uh. I’ve never actually talked to a couple of you or not talked to you in a long time but hey why not start now right. Feel free to do this challenge too if you see it/ not do it if you don’t want to!

@deeprootsarenotreached2 @lillithpanda @kazantlers @thefreelancerdivision @hannahalwaysblogs @ryrythescienceguy @loganscove @artichokemesexually @sarahthegingersnap @a-heroby-anothername @a-neighborhood-hispanic @gaynasa @moldgy

[hyuckflirts]

fuckboy!renjun

again: no fuckin

fuckboy!nct dream masterlist

oh this guy is so admirable

he can draw, sing and looks like an angel,, what more can you ask

if you disregard the fact that he flirts a lot and he’s so opinionated!!

sometimes people would go to him and ask things like ’hey can you teach me how to draw that?’

if the person is cute,,, he’d go ‘definitely’ with a wink

so almost everyone likes this him too

legends say when he flirts oml,, your knees will get ‘dislocated’, as to what people say

he draws the person he’s flirting with in his sketchbook show it to them

but what they don’t know is that it’s a different person in every page lmao

he always have his chin up and people would just go whOOSH whenever he walked by same

this thot would also sing an english song to his flings. song. singular. because he only know one english song

and the song is love yourself kaishshsjs

but they didn’t mind anyways. you’re lucky if he even say a word to you what more if he sings to you

he doesn’t talk much to other people except when he’s arGUING

he wins every. fight.

i don’t mean fist fights but like arguments

he made someone cry once because they were fighting or twice idk

he always just so many things to say

and you’re really annoyed by it because most of the people doesn’t even try to fight back so you’re like

‘you know what, i’m gonna fight this thot.’

so whenever he argues with students or teachers,, you will too

so one time when he’s arguing with the teacher trying to say that the earth is flAT

you snorted

you stood up and go, “if the earth is flat you would somehow see everything in view if you go somewhere high!”

he was,,,, shook

he didn’t really believed in the flat earth theory he just really want to argue with the teachers

he was speechless because someone finally spoke and he’s impressed tbh

so now you two will argue with each other everyday

sometimes he won but most of the time you did because his mind would go blank and kinda just stare at you

renjun liked it

like fighting with you is the highlight of his day lmao

then someone in the cafeteria has the audaCITY to say that DC have the better heroes no offence

renjun and you stood at up literally at the! same! time! ready to attack

and thats where both of you realized just how similar you are and became a closer

and thats also when renjun realized he might have feelings for you

he felt weird and awkward

like he never liked anyone before sure he have some flings but no one really struck to him besides you

so for like a week you find him just being quiet, not arguing with anyone, and looks like he’s questioning his existence

you missed arguing with him

“how do you know that you like someone?” he asked mark (like these other fbois would know oof)

“do you like someone??” all heads turned to him.

“YOU?” “LIKE?” “SOMEONE?”

“well im not sure.. that’s why im asking you?”

“i think it’s when your heart goes dugun dugun to someone?” -jisung

“yeah i think that’s it.” -chenle

“no i think it’s when you um,, like,, when..” -jeno

“it’s probably like when you get,,, when you think someone is cute?“ -mark

“wAIT NO I GOT IT” hyuck showed him his phone and read a text. “it’s when you want to be at your best version of yourself for them.”

“i’m at my best version of myself everyday does that mean i like everyone?” -jaemin

“here- it’s when you always wanna talk to them and think about them all the time.” - hyuck read.

all he can say was oh

he does wanna talk or argue with you and you’re always on his mind

so now he’s standing in front of saying that he likes you

“don’t you like everyone?”

“i like flirting with them but you’re different. i wanna argue with you all the time.”

“uuh,, thanks?”

“no i mean,,, ugh. i like you okay? and i don’t just wanna flirt with you and-“

“sing love yourself to me?”

“shut up. what i’m trying to say is that i wanna hear you talk and i like seeing your smile whenever you win.”

but don’t think dating each other would stop you from fighting,, because nope,,

but he lets you win every argument (except when he feels like he’s really right lol)

[mcribel]

( ella purnell + 18 + muse 05 ) isn’t that maribel sawyer over there? i heard SHE joined faction one after they got back to west ham. it’s funny, ‘cause they were only on the service trip to do something kind. hopefully they fit in there – they’re TENDERHEARTED, but also BIDDABLE. oh, i’m sure they’ll be fine. ( james, she/they, 20, EST )

hello it’s me again !! i have really bad uuuhhhh self control so i brought in this sweetie !!

TW: PAST EATING DISORDER (MENTIONS ONLY), MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES.

a e s t h e t i c s

handwritten letters and ink-stained hands, vintage magnifying glasses and worn oxfords, knee-high socks and scraped knees, ribbons in hair and turtlenecks underneath dresses, dried flowers and locked up diaries, suede skirts and oversized cardigans, hot tea and cold coffee, flinching at loud noises, loud voices, record scratches and stumbles, stuttering words and beet-red faces, bitten nails and awkward stances, blankets laid out in the sun and the smell of newspapers.

general info !!

full name: maribel ottoline sawyer

nickname(s): mari, bell, lottie b/c middle name, etc. etc. just sawyer sometimes idk

b.o.d. - june 1st, 18 yrs old

label(s): the marionette, the demure, the obsequious, the allegiant, etc.

height: like 5′3″

hometown: duluth, minnesota

sexuality: ??? ??? ?????

stats TBD but her pinterest is HERE !

biography !!

born the middle child to a man in the air force and a woman whose passions laid among writing diet cookbooks and recording cooking DVDs, maribel was never anything extraordinary.

after all, her elder sister had a voice made for broadway, and her younger brother was writing sonnets before he’d hit middle school. and maribel was just maribel, another girl with middle child syndrome

her household was typical, conservative all-american, strict no matter where they moved. curfew before 9pm and family dinner every sunday, mandatory; better not miss out on those vegetables or you’ll be sitting there for hours. grounded for grades below their expected. the usual.

there wasn’t anything particularly interesting in her life for the longest time. she was just another shy girl who moved to school to school, quiet and seated in the very back of class, as if that’d allow her the coverage to remain unseen.

she couldn’t color in the lines, or follow the lines, or draw a straight line, the kind of gal who opened her mouth at the wrong time, whose voice got washed away by another’s interrupting. she got picked on at most schools, due to her size and her stumbling words, and she’d let it happen for the most part. always the wannabe, trying to be who she wasn’t.

it hadn’t helped that her mother was some sort of ... health food guru, a woman obsessed with image and the epitome of health - her practices were often forced upon maribel, especially, beginning in a long, difficult relationship with food.

by the time she was a freshmen in high school, her parents had divorced and, for a brief moment, mari thought she could finally settle down somewhere and become a normal teenager. this was until, of course, her mother enrolled her in a boarding school in nevada.

with her sister graduated and her brother still in middle school, mari was left alone in a strange school; the only constant being the cliques that surrounded herself and the money they waved around, as if it were nothing.

the only time she was ever really approached was because of her knack with forgery, a talent picked up after hours of mimicking others’ handwriting, an attempt to change every single part of her into someone likable.

often stayed in the computer labs during lunch and free periods, firstly because she’d never been allowed to have a computer at home (rots yr brain!) and secondly because she’d gotten into programming, and it was something she could actually ... see herself doing, potentially.

was alone in this until her sophomore year, when the next new kid found their way into the computer lab; the loser zone, the land of outcasts. this individual, despite their quirks and oddities, became maribel’s first genuine friend. they were a little too into conspiracies and mysteries, but that was alright.

soon enough, it started to rub off onto maribel, as well, who’d always been observant but not the kind of gal to put it to use. they became a tiny pair of investigators, p.i.’s without the certification, investigating petty school drama that was usually written on the inside of a bathroom stall.

essentially a less impressive nancy drew / scooby doo gang / veronica mars duo.

surprisingly ! beginning junior year, maribel got involved with the weed and underaged drinking and whatnot b/c her like, very best friend was doing it and she wanted to be...impressive, i guess?

so then they became stoner detectives. about halfway thru their junior year is when things got uuhh ... complicated.

one night they were just, y’know, getting high and other typical teenager things. and then someone started talking about aliens, and then area 51, and then they both became increasingly aware that they were living in nevada and Not Too Far from the airbase.

long story short, they attempted to break into area 51. they got caught, got charged with trespassing and had to be bailed out of county jail, maribel’s dad almost lost his job, and her best friend disappeared without a trace almost immediately afterwards. spooky shit !

this is when her mother packed up and moved them to west ham, kansas ! it was for a ~fresh start~ but really was just a way to keep her eye on maribel.

i mean, god, for the rest of her junior year maribel was miserable. she was a student at west ham high but like ... god, she hardly spoke to anyone. drug tested every week, essentially on some sort of form of house arrest.

wasn’t really allowed to get a job during this either ! so she made money by anonymously creating and selling fake I.D.’s b/c like ... yolo, y’know? why not?

her mental health deteriorated during this and by the summer before her senior year she was getting help for an eating disorder. she was essentially gone the entire summer, but like ... doubt anybody noticed tbh !

by the time senior year rolled around, maribel was in a better place and was like ... determined not to fall into a bad headspace again. her anxiety’s still pretty strong but ! she’s trying !

uuh started working for the school newspaper as a help column under a fake name b/c ! this was her way of branching out and getting to know students w/o actually doing it lmao.

took a few of her classes online so she could leave school earlier, just b/c it was a major source of anxiety for her and like ... she couldn’t eat alone in the bathroom again. her mom was a little less ... restrictive, so maribel got a job.

or well ... she got a lot of jobs. maribel, being maribel, can hardly keep a job b/c she usually ends up fucking up real badly in an almost comical manner and getting fired.

on the otherhand, she had earned herself a partial scholarship and was debating over majoring in computer science or investigative journalism (her parents were very disapproving of her doing computer science, however, so she was likely to be forced into journalism) ... until the trip.

she went as a simple act of kindness, y’know, to give back to the community that she hardly knew.

and now here we are !! joining faction one b/c she knows of everybody there and they’re all her age and like ... she can’t be on her own or she’d actually die lmao so !

personality !!

god ... she’s awkward. like just, straight up awkward. she’s real bad at talking to others.

always tripping and stumbling over her words, and occasionally her own two feet. she’s constantly jittery and just like ... fidgety b/c she’s usually nervous. touch her hand. it’s shaking. why? she doesn’t know !

however maribel is like ... very very very nice. tries really hard to be kind to everybody and tries really hard 2 be a good pal to whoever makes their way into her life.

sorta kinda like ... adjusts her personality 2 match whoever she’s talking to b/c she wants to be likable. oh, you smoke marlboros? me too ! proceeds to cough a lung after inhaling one (1) cigarette. that sort of shit.

used to smoke a lot of weed but ! didn’t really do it that much in recent months. might increase now that her mom isn’t around but you never know. uuhh the rare times that she does drink it’s like ... a complete flip in her personality. becomes ms. extrovert, a flirt of flirts. but that’s very rare.

very hesitant with befriending people even tho she ! desperately wants friends ! she’s just a little untrusting ... a little worrisome ... believes she’s cursed to be a friendless loser for the rest of her life. so she’s definitely like .. a try hard too.

i mean like i don’t think ‘no’ is in her vocabulary ! she’ll do anything if u ask and like .. sound like u really want it. really just is seeking approval whenever possible.

squeaks like a mouse :/

rambles ! when she’s nervous ! and apologizes a lot.

she’s just like ... insecure and doesn’t expect anybody 2 remember her from anything jskdfg

easily bends to other’s will, easily manipulative / easy 2 step on / etc. etc.

she does smile and like ... laughs a lot tho ! b/c she tries rly hard to come off as like happy and optimistic and like ... not having deep-rooted issues with herself. 

she’s a good kid, just a lil plain jane. can’t talk for shit but has given good written advice b4. is good w/ math n numbers but not much anything else.

she is really observant !! doesn’t rly use it to her advantage tho :/ she just makes mental notes ... writes shit in her diary b/c she 100% keeps n writes in her diary daily. 

sort of lies abt herself too ! like it’s nothing serious but like ... she doesn’t rly want others to know how lame she is sdifkg

can be ... ditzy , lacking common sense, a little naive ... just wants everything to be okay :(

loves vintage stuff ! owns p much only vintage stuff ! also listens 2 like ... records exclusively like the dork she is. like soft indie pop and other shit.

has probably cried 2 mitski but like ... who hasn’t :/

literally only turned 18 like ... a few days ago ... she’s baby ...

wanted connections !!

god okay ... so like obv i would like some friends for her ... varying degrees of closeness.

idk somebody she has crushed on before / is crushing on currently .. but like, from afar, like she’d never talk to them but she can look !! and dream !! and write their names together in her diary

somebody use her b/c she’s so naive n like ... usable. idk what for but ! anything ! get her to steal shit ! get her to wreck shit or to lie for you or whatever !

like ... fake friends ... ppl who’ll throw her away once her purpose is done

alternately !! something pure n wholesome.

ALTERNATELY srsly though. wreck her shit. convince her you care for her n then betray her !!

conspiracy pals ... for the rare times she gets high ...

someone she flirted with once while drunk at like a party and now she’s embarrassed and avoids them :/

an ex-tutor b/c ... don’t think school’s in session anymore ...

ppl who genuinely want the best for her and like ... care for her as a living person.

someone who just cant stand ! that she’s so weak minded and malleable ! and rather than use her they just ... clash with her. cause arguments even tho maribel doesn’t rly... do that.

like someone just yell at her sdikfg

someone has to get her out of a sticky situation and they’re like ... Annoyed. might not wanna admit it but ! and she just feels bad

ppl who she’s definitely given a fake I.D. to

ppl who literally forgot she existed dkfmghg

someone for her to follow around like a lil puppy and sidekick !! b/c she doesn’t have a single independent thought !! someone she’s just rly trying to impress

someone found her diary and oh no ! it’s embarrassing !

c o r r u p t  h e r. idk how ! seduce her ! make her look at the world differently ! ruin her ! DESTROY HER !

literally ... anything ...pleathe ... i’ll give u a penny. 

[syrkmethodos]

✱ IN REGARDS TO RELATIONSHIPS !

repost and tag

Tagged by: @adelha-mathilde​ thank u

Tagging: uuh whoever got thru reading this mess of a man’s romance failures in this post lmao

Name: Archimedes of Syracuse (human ver: Symeon Archimedes)

Gender: trans male

Romantic orientation: Confused

Sexual orientation:  Bewildered by the idea of finding out ever coming up

Preferred pet names: “You’re telling me people have preferences and get to choose that?”

Relationship status: barely even acknowledges he has any positive emotions at all, much less any positive emotions for anyone.

Opinion on true love: The business of more emotive people.

Opinion on love at first sight: Definitely the business of impulsive people.

How ‘romantic’ are they?: Has absolutely no familiarity with romance or romantic relations, and actively balks at the thought of calling someone a friend, let alone a significant other. The idea that people could become close to him puts him on edge (especially Servant Archimedes instead of human Archi). If ever given reason to learn romance, he would still be quite reserved and awkward about it, prefer to keep romantic gestures to private arenas.

Ideal physical traits: b...breath in g..? (he has no preference bc he doesnt know enough about himself to think of one)

Ideal personality traits: thoughtful, or at least capable of giving reasons why they do things. not so rational as archimedes, as he needs to have something to balance him. inquisitive and intelligent enough to hold conversation, even if they’re not into engineering. just intelligent enough to talk about something without archi feeling like he’s talking to a child.

Unattractive physical traits: he barely knows. he tends not to find busty women attractive tho. sorry drake.

Unattractive personality traits: overly emotional, impulsive, selfish. while people who can acknowledge and choose to act based on emotion are necessary to balance out archimedes’ overrationality and remind him to acknowledge emotion, an excessive reliance on it or refusal to acknowledge logic frustrates him endlessly. impulsiveness has the same base. people who act dumb for a joke also piss him off.

Ideal date: something very low-key ahah like going for a walk, or making something, or just. hangin out. chill low maintenance dates.

Do they have a type?: insofar as he knows, no. insofar as i know, also no.

Average relationship length: Archimedes has never really had any romantic relationships.

Commitment level: who knows. see above. generally like “its not logical for someone to want to spent long periods of time committed to me, so whatever”

Opinion of public affection: very easily embarrassed by it so he tends not to be a fan. other peoples’ pda tends to get in his way so he’s also annoyed by that. generally the idea that someone else might see him Liking A Person is just ‘no we cant have that we cant have people knowing i have a feeling’.