#i propose we fancast ea-nasir as sirius black

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Guys~~

Ea-Nasir as Sirius Black

So, hear me out

Do you remember that tumblr post about Ea-Nasir, the one who sold shitty copper around like 5000 years ago?

Well, so someone mentioned that like, someone must have had to be pretty fucking mad to write a complain on a clay, you know? And also that this fucking guy had all of this complains stored on his fucking house

Which is Hilarious, that right there, was a fucking joke

He was a motherfucking prankster with an hilarious sense of humour

And. . . It got me thinking

I am in the Harry Potter fandom, you see?

You know something very similar to this clay tablets, things that could only be wrote with a special anger quantity? HOWLERS. Just think about it.

At first i just thought he was a hilarious prankster but he didn't give me Fred and George vibes, they were far far far too flashy

But you know who he did vibe with? Who was just as dramatic as he was? Sirius Fucking Black

Because be realistic here, Sirius was always making his mother mad, he knew he did great if his mother sent him a howler about it. He would find it peak of comedy to store them, and then like show them as if he were seal collectionist

-This was because I sent home a toilet seat. This one was when we make everyone have green hair for a week-

And so on

But then,I remembered. Howlers explode.

And I was so sad, because he couldn't store them

But then, this hilarious image came to my mind of like, Sirius putting the howlers' ashes on glass jars. Labelling them, and storing them in a room like Ea-Nasir

And then I remembered this other post about someone who wanted to be cremated and the turn it's ashes into a gemstone, and then like

He would totally do that

He would one day hear he could do this and then, he and James would run to his jar store room, and he would totally gemstone the shit out of them

And then like, I don't know put then on a ring. And using it instead of the heir ring

And then he would flash it to Walburga and say something sick like

《The ashes of your resentment forged this gemstone in which the path of my life lays 》

Or some sick burn like that

Because

That gemstone is his life, every decision he took lays there, all he has done to make a path for himself to forge his life is in that gemstone.

And I just think that would be beautiful, hilarious.... but beautiful

And anyways thanks you for coming to my Ted Talk