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Ladrien?

Can someone recomend me good Ladrien fics? If possible, ones that you don't need to know a lot about the series. I really like the dynamic this pair has since I shows two sides of themselves at the same time, because yeah I am really really in love with her/him but I can't show it.

I really like the pairing and I would like to read some more about them, so I would appreciate some recs

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Ok but Percy Jackson /Regulus Black

Anyone?

Water demigod with a Marauder attitude

Regulus Black, drowned man

I see sparks

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I propose waterseer as Regulus and Pandora's ship name

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Ohhhhh also, like imagine Quirrel and Sybil comiscerating together so hard they start falling in love. It's slow at first, they take a shot looking at each other's eyes.

Then they start having inside jokes. Laughing together. They go to the bar, they sing drunkenly. They laugh at Ron's and Harry's answers in Divination tests and dream journals when they are grading together.

Voldy is going to be very Sebastian the crab with this relationship(He ships them) encouraging him.

Reg is so oblivious, but well

Also, the kids are thinking Sybil is cheating on Reg with Quirrel.

Harry's journal takes a darker tone ( he trying to scare her), and that unsettles Trelawny who worriedly makes him have tea with her and talk to her.(there are several misunderstandings in this conversation)

Also Sybill and Crookshard friendship! That might be fun.

Hey, I know the Regulus adopts Harry trope is all fun and games and I love it but like you can't honestly tell me that he wouldn't (also) cuasi-adopt Draco, Luna and Neville because like

Are you seriously telling me that Regulus wouldn't be the proud uncle of his favourite cousin's son!? He would probably steal Draco at least twice a week!

That he wouldn't have his bestie's daughter at his house as many days as the year have? He would probably take Luna and Harry on vacations. To the beach or the mountains together they go. And when Pandora died he would offer all the help possible to Xenophilius, and he would tell Luna, just as he does Harry, stories of her mum, and she had always been his Soulmate even though they would never have a romantic relationship. Also he would raise hell the first time he heard about Luna being bullied.

Then whe have Neville, who is such a sweet kid, and after hearing that it was his cousin the one that did that to his parents he can't help but feels guilty. So he goes and apologises to Augusta. And somehow, she had just lost her son, and she feels old, and has found herself raising a toddler. So she accepts his apology, because he's young and somehow he reminds him a little to the boy she lost. So she cries, and is Regulus the one that is there that day and many others. And from that moment on, Neville becomes a common fixture to Regulus's house. There aren't going to be any window child dropping this time around.

And Harry couldn't be happier, it was strange at first. Finding himself suddenly in the care of this man child of wizard. But he feels safe. And loved. Oh so loved. So he never felt jealous when kids started appearing, in fact he is just happy about it all in general. Having a parent, having siblings, and cousin and a sister in all but blood. So he feels content.

Also, Regulus having to send three of his children to Howarts at the same time is just an emotional wreck

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I fucking love what this fandom has done with Pandora Lovegood. I can’t list all the popular head canons so I’ll just list a few:

- She was best friends with Regulus Black. Just like how James and Sirius acted like brothers, Pandora and Regulus treated each other like family.

-I’ve also seen the joke that Pandora was Regulus’ first kiss, because they were always hanging around each other and everyone already thought they were dating. But, the kiss was super awkward and they decided they were way better as friends.

- She was a pure blood and was either a member of the Lestrange family or the Malfoy family, but ended up getting disowned.

- After being bullied by a bunch of kids in Ravenclaw, Regulus and Barty Crouch jr adopted her and let her sit with the Slytherins at meal time, even if they ended up losing house points because of it.

-She’s the one who comforted Barty through his unrequited crush on Regulus.

-And she comforted Regulus when James started dating Lily.

-Despite being seen as an idiot, she was incredible at Charms, and both her and Regulus were skilled in Defense Against the Dark Arts. She achieved the highest marks in their year. (And she always let Barty cheat off of her).

-She was also incredibly stubborn and had no problem putting Regulus and Barty in their place if they stepped out of line.

-Although hatstalls are incredibly rare, two occurred during their first year. Regulus was a slytherin nearly placed in hufflepuff and Pandora was a ravenclaw nearly placed in slytherin.

-She was a seer and, after finding out that Regulus was planning on destroying a horcrux, she begged him not to because she knew he would die.

-She made Barty Luna’s godfather.

-Luna’s full name is Luna Regulus Lovegood.

-She found the locket and Regulus’ note.

-She dedicated the rest of her life to learning how to destroy horcruxes. The spell that killed her was one such attempt.

In conclusion, I would literally fucking die for her and this fandom is amazing.

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Guys~~

Ea-Nasir as Sirius Black

So, hear me out

Do you remember that tumblr post about Ea-Nasir, the one who sold shitty copper around like 5000 years ago?

Well, so someone mentioned that like, someone must have had to be pretty fucking mad to write a complain on a clay, you know? And also that this fucking guy had all of this complains stored on his fucking house

Which is Hilarious, that right there, was a fucking joke

He was a motherfucking prankster with an hilarious sense of humour

And. . . It got me thinking

I am in the Harry Potter fandom, you see?

You know something very similar to this clay tablets, things that could only be wrote with a special anger quantity? HOWLERS. Just think about it.

At first i just thought he was a hilarious prankster but he didn't give me Fred and George vibes, they were far far far too flashy

But you know who he did vibe with? Who was just as dramatic as he was? Sirius Fucking Black

Because be realistic here, Sirius was always making his mother mad, he knew he did great if his mother sent him a howler about it. He would find it peak of comedy to store them, and then like show them as if he were seal collectionist

-This was because I sent home a toilet seat. This one was when we make everyone have green hair for a week-

And so on

But then,I remembered. Howlers explode.

And I was so sad, because he couldn't store them

But then, this hilarious image came to my mind of like, Sirius putting the howlers' ashes on glass jars. Labelling them, and storing them in a room like Ea-Nasir

And then I remembered this other post about someone who wanted to be cremated and the turn it's ashes into a gemstone, and then like

He would totally do that

He would one day hear he could do this and then, he and James would run to his jar store room, and he would totally gemstone the shit out of them

And then like, I don't know put then on a ring. And using it instead of the heir ring

And then he would flash it to Walburga and say something sick like

《The ashes of your resentment forged this gemstone in which the path of my life lays 》

Or some sick burn like that

Because

That gemstone is his life, every decision he took lays there, all he has done to make a path for himself to forge his life is in that gemstone.

And I just think that would be beautiful, hilarious.... but beautiful

And anyways thanks you for coming to my Ted Talk

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Hey, what do you think of Tuomas Holopainen as Sirius Black, cause I think the resemblance is uncanny, and I think he's got the vibes

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If we get to see Regulus with This Bad Boys

Then I am completely sure, that, they were bestowed upon him by Pandora, and that the glasses that Luna uses were her mother's first and that the two of them brought were them in muggle Londom

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Fucking yes I want to read it!

Also, maybe Regulus bringing Sirius to the set and saying that he too, deserved a golden ticket

fame au where Sirius is a musician and regulus is an actor and all they do is make fun of every song or movie the other sibling. like for example Sirius is being interviewed and he spends half of it just mocking the wonka trailer

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Now that I have seen wonka!Regulus, all I have to say is that

A) Luna's glasses were probably Regulus's at some point

B) Regulus is shit a respecting the Statue of Secrecy

C) He definitely brought Cissa to muggle London at some point to get drunk

D) Regulus is probably and most definitely Remus's chocolate supplier

And finally

E) Sirius would faint if he ever saw this Regulus

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“One time my Nanny and the Gardener were having a heated argument in the car and he took her Queen tape out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and she looked him dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same tape and put it back in the player.”

— Warlock, probably

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Rec Help?

Hey, so I am getting like a crave for a harry potter fic(ao3) but like,a little before him, more like charlie- the twins era?

Or maybe one of those that are like older brother/sister of the original characters(any era, founders, Voldemort, marauders or harry) and I wanted to ask you if you could rec me some?

If they are short or long I don't care much, nor if is self insert or just an original character. I will read anything, may it be a ravenclaw slytherin hufflepuff or gryffindor character even and aprettience one

Bonus points if there are

Platonic soulmates

They were roommates

Teenager silliness

Friendship

Please just no rape or non-con or underage or big age gaps or omegaverse

Plesse and Thank you

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Also. Can we please imagine that Pandora and Regulus were childhood friends. He was looking for narcissa and saw a blonde girl so he basically imprinted on her and followed her trough the rest of the party. Pandora found this cute so she followed regulus back and became friends with him. Narcissa was not amused that her favourite baby cousin was now besties with another girl so like at every party he has the two blondes around cause the basically took custody of him since his first breath and are also constantly fighting as of who is his favourite.

Sirius resigned himself to be the third favourite. He didn't took that well. That's were his inner marauder started to poke his head, cause he pulled a hundred and one pranks on his quest to rescue his brother from the blondes clutches.

Also, Regulus going like any other week to Howarts with Luna in tow because like, damn it I am not feeling lonely or anything but he didn't send his kids to a school to see them just three times a year. No, no he is going to use any and all the excuses to get into Howarts and see his kids. Rules be dammed. Quirrel( from a very potter musical not the other one)is nervous cause,like some fucking how. He became one of Regulus favourites victims. Regulus wants to go to Howarts? No promblemo,

Dumbles: what are you doing here, it's the third time this week

Regulus *with his hands on quirrel's arms*: don't you see headmaster I am here to see my friend quirrel

Quirrel* frantically nodding

And, maybe regulus doesn't remember sybil, but she does remember him and is currently cursing herself for trying to predict anything related to the Potter boy, because how can you forget the best friend of like, all your crushes back in school, friends with pandora, with narcissa, with barty,

Somehow, by third year, quirrel and sybil have a lot in common and go to drink together enough times to be confused by a couple .

Because quirrel couldn't manage to get even a little near to the third floor cause regulus couldn't leave him fucking alone, and when he did he had Luna to keep him in check. Harry didn't fight quirrel this time around no sir.

Voldy is panicking the whole time

Hey, I know the Regulus adopts Harry trope is all fun and games and I love it but like you can't honestly tell me that he wouldn't (also) cuasi-adopt Draco, Luna and Neville because like

Are you seriously telling me that Regulus wouldn't be the proud uncle of his favourite cousin's son!? He would probably steal Draco at least twice a week!

That he wouldn't have his bestie's daughter at his house as many days as the year have? He would probably take Luna and Harry on vacations. To the beach or the mountains together they go. And when Pandora died he would offer all the help possible to Xenophilius, and he would tell Luna, just as he does Harry, stories of her mum, and she had always been his Soulmate even though they would never have a romantic relationship. Also he would raise hell the first time he heard about Luna being bullied.

Then whe have Neville, who is such a sweet kid, and after hearing that it was his cousin the one that did that to his parents he can't help but feels guilty. So he goes and apologises to Augusta. And somehow, she had just lost her son, and she feels old, and has found herself raising a toddler. So she accepts his apology, because he's young and somehow he reminds him a little to the boy she lost. So she cries, and is Regulus the one that is there that day and many others. And from that moment on, Neville becomes a common fixture to Regulus's house. There aren't going to be any window child dropping this time around.

And Harry couldn't be happier, it was strange at first. Finding himself suddenly in the care of this man child of wizard. But he feels safe. And loved. Oh so loved. So he never felt jealous when kids started appearing, in fact he is just happy about it all in general. Having a parent, having siblings, and cousin and a sister in all but blood. So he feels content.

Also, Regulus having to send three of his children to Howarts at the same time is just an emotional wreck

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Hey, I know the Regulus adopts Harry trope is all fun and games and I love it but like you can't honestly tell me that he wouldn't (also) cuasi-adopt Draco, Luna and Neville because like

Are you seriously telling me that Regulus wouldn't be the proud uncle of his favourite cousin's son!? He would probably steal Draco at least twice a week!

That he wouldn't have his bestie's daughter at his house as many days as the year have? He would probably take Luna and Harry on vacations. To the beach or the mountains together they go. And when Pandora died he would offer all the help possible to Xenophilius, and he would tell Luna, just as he does Harry, stories of her mum, and she had always been his Soulmate even though they would never have a romantic relationship. Also he would raise hell the first time he heard about Luna being bullied.

Then whe have Neville, who is such a sweet kid, and after hearing that it was his cousin the one that did that to his parents he can't help but feels guilty. So he goes and apologises to Augusta. And somehow, she had just lost her son, and she feels old, and has found herself raising a toddler. So she accepts his apology, because he's young and somehow he reminds him a little to the boy she lost. So she cries, and is Regulus the one that is there that day and many others. And from that moment on, Neville becomes a common fixture to Regulus's house. There aren't going to be any window child dropping this time around.

And Harry couldn't be happier, it was strange at first. Finding himself suddenly in the care of this man child of wizard. But he feels safe. And loved. Oh so loved. So he never felt jealous when kids started appearing, in fact he is just happy about it all in general. Having a parent, having siblings, and cousin and a sister in all but blood. So he feels content.

Also, Regulus having to send three of his children to Howarts at the same time is just an emotional wreck