#i remember vividly she was like ALL U DO IS DRAW WOMEN AND NAKED WOMEN
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something poetic and hilarious about my mom, who, when i was growing up, was soooo homophobic and now we’re supporting each other’s art which means she’s liking all of my gayass agnes and zoe art.
#i remember vividly she was like ALL U DO IS DRAW WOMEN AND NAKED WOMEN#when i was like 14#and i justified it like no i’m not GAY mom i just like. i’m using my own body as reference!!#im just trying to get better at drawing i’m not gay!!! (i was very gay)#and one day shdbfbdk#one day she was like do you even know what a dick looks like#and i was like no i don’t have one and i’m 14 and so disinterested and in fact terrified of the idea of sex#and she made me sit there and draw some socks and that’s like so fucking funny#hello dicks not socks lol#that’s so funny#and also when she was like how could gay sex be good#no dicks (wrong) but i guess you could use a strap on#and i didn’t know what a strap on was because again i was a younger teenager#googled it and was like oh. OHHH#so thanks mom for opening THAT door for me when you were trying to firmly close it#anyway i’ve always loved her no matter what and now she’s Learned and Accepted
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