#i rhink im funnier than i am

[judasgot-it]

Bsd men who actually want a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend, and Bsd men who would piss and shit their pants if they saw their GF hug another man

(I was thinking about ken from the barbie movie and had a realization. I needed a silly you guys. A silly)

Could NOT handle a long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend -

Nikolai - Says he wants it, even says it should be an 'open relationship' but then the moment he sees his GF talk to another man he's pissing over himself and crying about how it's not fair

Dazai - he would rather kill himself. Literally.

Tecchou - he's probably the type of guy to SAY he's chill and then the moment someone says something bad about his GF he's throwing hands

Is the walking devil incarnate and doesn't believe in monogamy -

Fyodor - has 4 discord kittens and definitely calls all of his enemies 'pookie' to feel a sliver of affection. Definitely plays porn games but dw it's a puzzle game so it doesn't count (he's in denial)

Ango - this slut can't even choose which organization to spy on, he is the definition of a WHORE

Tachihara - same as Ango although he wouldn't cry about it. He owns up to his sluttyness. A proud streetwalker.