#i rlly cannot get over this hair oml

[hdmiports]

he’s 5’2 and ready to steal ur bitch [he/they]

[tmntxthings]

…so i heard you do matchups 👀 (feel free to ignore this ;w;)

i’m 5’2, with brown hair and brown/green (central heterochromia, woo!) eyes. i have a taste for music, drawing, reading, video games, and puns, and know the basics on how to play the guitar. i also hope to one day get into botany, woodworking, animation, and coding, with a dream job of being a voice actor ^^

according to my friends i’m a considerate person who goes out of my way to make them happy, but to me i’m a menace for the bit who likes to bug people to hang out constantly. i’m usually a super cuddly and clingy person to people i like, but always make sure to get permission if they’re touch-adverse. if someone infodumps to me, i listen, though i also tend to infodump a lot as well. according to my friends i’m also a great conversationalist, according to me i can’t hold a conversation on one topic longer than 5 minutes unless someone is infodumping.

you heard correct!! and thou shall be my last one of the night <3333 (pls forgive me everyone! this has been fun tho hehe)

oki oki let’s hop into this dear anon

my first thought was to match you up with our best gal April O’Neil

& I have reasons!!! but just in case you wanted a turtle I also shall match you up with one too down below c:

I mainly chose April because it sounds like you are quite the busy bee!! You are doing a lottttt, multi-tasking even??? And April has those tendencies as well, she cannot stick to one thing, she’s done all kinds of clubs, and has all kinds of diff jobs!

Perhaps the two of you met through woodworking?! I wouldn’t be surprised if April decided to pick up on that hobby too XD, and ever since she met you, she’s starting to try out all the cool stuff that you’re into c: isn’t that so sweet hehe!

April is in desperate need of human relationships, whether that be platonic or romantic totally up to you! She’s doing her best not to be super duper awkward, she’s shy at first, has a harder time relaxing when it comes to humans, but with your great conversation skills & kind consideration she’s finding it super easy to open up to you! Plus you actually want to hang out with her?!? She’s got all sorts of ideas planned out! Let’s go to karaoke or the arcade??? what about the park, you can tell her all about the plants, heck let’s go to a flower shop/botanical gardens?! (is that a thing for the public???)

now now turtle time! i match you up with Donatello Hamato

hehe see what I did there ↑ ;D

okay okay, my reasons I’ll keep quite short,

I rlly think Donnie is into botany too! He’s Mr. Science afterall, and I find a lot of that can deal with yk plants! The two of you bond def over that , not to mention you are a great listener when he has his urges to infodump!

You never seem bored with him and his long talks, your attention is something he craves!! now you might not think ur the best at conversations or holding conversations but no worries Donnie can take up practically the whole convo as long as your eyes are on him intently, he can go on and on about his inventions to you

while April may better for the hugs and cuddles, Donnie is completely against the idea when it comes to you! Though he appreciates it greatly when you ask first c: if he’s ready he’ll open his arms wide for you to jump into! he thinks your menace side is cute~~~ he too has that crazy evil genius side to him, just imagine the two of you when you both are in that mindset/mode oml unstoppable chaos !!!

teehee, yeah that’s all I’ve got, I hope you enjoyed <3

[nevsluvr]

Could you do your headcanons about ron?

❥ secretly a swiftie and his fave albums are RED and speak now

❥ i feel like he would rlly be into wearing crop tops, especially during the summer

❥ it’s a win win bc he feels rlly confident and you’re over here drooling over him bc he looks so hot oml

❥ thicc thighs and ass, on the topic of asses, he’s def an ass man for sure!

❥ his hair would be so soft and flowy

❥ major golden retriever boy/bf vibes

❥ cannot stand cold showers, it’s his biggest pet peeve

❥ he’s most def not a morning person

❥ a bit of a himbo and oblivious but is so caring and understanding

❥ his favorite thing about himself is his smile

❥ he’s so warm like all the time, his presence is just so welcoming and warm and comforting ? !

❥ in sex he doms like 90% of the time but sometimes he just can’t help his subby side to come out when he’s rlly needy

❥ this man has the biggest breeding kink ever and no, you won’t convince me otherwise

❥ very possessive and jealous of you but controls himself pretty well in public

❥ he’s so strong and his arms and hands are so big and veiny and gahh 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

❥ so he loves to manhandle you whenever he gets the chance

[angleofmusings]

OKAY OKAY POST–BLACK WIDOW GAY SCREAMING TIME (no major spoilers but I’ll tag it just in case bc i will be referring to stuff in the movie. a couple of quotes but no context given and nothing in them is that spoilery) (some of this will probably make very little sense without having seen the movie tbh)

young natasha’s hair (and honestly young natasha in general) is just… I’m gonna say gender envy but like. shhxhzjsjzhsj young natasha is gnc asf #goals

you CANNOT tell me that yelena belova is anything other than queer as fuck. look at how she dresses. that long blazer? gay. the vest? it has pockets so it goes with every outfit. g a y. THAT LONG FLANNEL OVER A CROP TOP, WITH COLOR COORDINATED ACCESSORIES? GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

thank you pERFECTLY CUT OFF MUSIC. my beloved <3

this movie was supposed to be released before tfatws and i can practically GUARANTEE that post credit scene was supposed to have a slightly different impact originally but it works this way too :) the hawkeye show is gonna be interesting, def looking forward to that

oh my freaking gosh that big fight scene almost made me die of sapphic overload. holy fuck I’m so gay.

the end credit scene made me weep and also I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS why was she crying WHY WAS SHE EVEN THERE what is the connection i need to know moreeeeeeeee

“it was real to me too” PLEASE THE EMOTIONAL JOURNEY I AM OVER HERE SOBBING IN A CORNER (not literally; im actually sitting in a chair) MARVEL WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HIT ME WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE TROPES THEN REVERSE IT THEN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER *cries*

okay i realized that im doing more gay crying than gay screaming here so uh sorry about that i have a lot of feelings rn

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS ASSUME THAT BADASS FIGHTERS IN SUPER SUITS ARE DUDES?! I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S TRUE MOST OF THE TIME THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT OKAY TO ASSUME!!!! SINGULAR THEY EXISTS!!

alexei you absolute dork stop getting in the way of all the pretty women please and thank you (jk. you are a dumbass but we love that for you)

HAH! I FUCKING CALLED IT! NOT SO POWERFUL NOW ARE YOU MR PHEROMONES

i am LIVING for this sibling dynamic oml this is what everyone complains about marvel not doing enough of and i’m just. thriving rn.

a little bit 🤏 I FEEL SO SEEN WITH THIS Y’ALL HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA

thinking about how sOME OF THE TECH STUFF IN THIS MOVIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NEW TO US!!! INSTEAD OF BEING IN OTHER SHOWS FIRST!!! (obvi if you watch AoS then it isn’t rlly new at all. y’all better fucking watch the damn shows, seriously they’re so worth it)

midair combat scenes my beloved. like holy fuck there is so much physics in this movie. hand to hand combat is just *screams in gay*

i know i’ve mentioned it already but THAT FLANNEL IS GAY FASHION GOALS ISTFG FUCKING TRY TO CONVINCE ME THAT WHOLE OUTFIT ISN’T QUEER AS FUCK. YOU CAN’T. IT JUST IS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA