#i saw this on twitter the other day and my mind went crazy

[livraurum]

i just love the concept keith kogane and nico di angelo are the same person but one of them has gloves and the other don't

[louisisalarrie]

ALRIGHT SO I was reminded of this today by a lovely mutual when we were discussing the crazy times of early larry. This… well… this was a great time to be in the fandom. It was chaos. I’ll link the original post I found of this back on my blog from 2013 as well, but I want to add my commentary throughout this post just to explain to all you newer larries what the HELL happened here (and that original post is missing one VERY important picture…)

So… if you think we are excellent detectives now, back then we were constantly finding things because there were so many things happening. The boys and their mothers used Twitter as a place to openly chat and talk shit and Jay and Anne were always tweeting each other about larry and everything… but, these tweets were still in the public eye. It just was a different time, and larrry content was still high on Twitter.

However, there were many more platforms available that the boys could use without being directly in the fandom’s eye. This included Pinterest / Blogspot.

Now, we only ever found Harry’s, and we searched for the other boys ones but couldn’t find anything and I doubt they had them. It was very on brand for Harry to have a Pinterest, so, let’s have a little look, shall we?

I screenshotted the first picture below today. This is Harry’s blogger account. This is still up, although the account hasn’t been active since 2013.

The below photo is from the original post about this whole Pinterest thing. We all clicked on it. It was verified and I saw it with my own eyes. It’s not photoshopped

So anyway, let’s start with his blog before we jump into Pinterest. His blog is adorable! There are more articles than just the one below (screenshot taken today, the link to this blog is here)

So anyway, back in the day, he really didn’t receive many comments or anything. It was a pretty quiet little blog, that sadly, didn’t last that long.

So let’s have a squiz at his Pinterest, shall we?

It was lovely to find his Pinterest. Seeing all the things that he liked, that sparked joy for him… it was truly lovely and such a cool way to connect to our boy. Obviously, by the follower count, it was a little more well known when this screenshot above was taken. However… the earlier screenshots from his Pinterest were a… a time to be alive. When we first found it, we went through his boards, and some photos he’d uploaded and pinned. Have a look…

And so… we were all kind of like okay. Wow. What if this is really him? But…. There’s nothing proving it’s him. And then, we got this photo (which I never see floating around anymore, and we hadn’t seen it prior to this). AHEM WHAT IS THIS SIR THIS WAS TRULY WILD

We lost our minds. There was so much stuff on his profile, a picture of a curly haired kid in suspenders, a lot of pride and larry and Louis stuff in a folder called “be happy”, but alas, the mobile app will only let me post 10 pics. But, there was also this little cheeky dig at you know who, which I loooooove

And oh!!! Remember louis’ black tie 21st that Harry threw??? THIS was one of his boards before Louis had turned 21. There was no way a fan guessed he’d be having a black tie 21st.

BUT everything Louis related, whether it be his 21st or that chihuahua or the photo of them together, got deleted soon after we found it. Obviously we freaked out, tumblr had a meltdown, we had some pretty solid larry evidence on our hands. But the old stuff and anything related to Louis or Harry’s sexuality, got deleted and Harry continued to use it for a little while after. Then, the whole acct was deleted. Which… interesting… why would you bother deleting the whole acct? There wasn’t just larry stuff, there was a heap of things that Harry shared and pinned and loved and it was really cool. Would have been a nice little archive. But the larry evidence was too strong. So it got deleted and we only have screenshots, unfortunately.

But, I can assure you, we all clicked on that Pinterest link and we all saw it with our own eyes. It was verified. It was him. This was real. I scrolled through all of those photos. We also found a tumblr very similar, under the same username, but it disappeared around the same time too.

However, the blog didn’t have anything larry on it, so it’s still up. But yeah. There you have it. Some more larry lore that I forgot about until today. Hehe. Original post with some more commentary from my tumblr in 2013 here

[judysxnd]

Proofs that Pedro Pascal and Y/n Y/l/n are dating, (part 3)

I had this in my drafts since, well April. No! I actually started in march. The dates are actually when I wrote those little moments. I wasn’t confident enough to publish it but now I care less so I’m publishing it anyway (before I chicken out). I’m trying to be more active and change my mind! It’s not easy these days.

Here is part one and two !

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23.04.23, in the morning, around 11am

It’s actually two different times, but it’s after y/n posted a video that day that the fans made the connection. A week ago approximately, Pedro posted a story of him talking about a new movie coming that one of his close friends was in. He was in bed. We could see the covers, grey with white dots. Nothing much, yet. But it’s on the 23rd, that it changed. Y/n posted a video of new clothes she bought. She put them all on her bed, to try and show everything. And that’s when we saw, again, the same cover, grey with white dots. How strange. Their fans immediately made the connection and went crazy about it. But neither Pedro nor Y/n said anything.

24.03.2023 in the afternoon, around 3pm

In a interview a while ago, as she was asked what was her nighttime routine before bed, y/n said that she was reading short stories, that it was helping her relax and get lost in her imagination, which led her to fall asleep very quickly. “That’s also why I only read before bed, because I will fall asleep if I read, so it’s not so good to do it any other time” she said. It might seem innocent and unrelated to Pedro, but bare with me for a minute.

On the 24rd, y/n was bored, and decided to start an Instagram live. At some point, she saw that Pedro was in the comments and told him to join her. So he did. Fans were asking them lots of question, but at one point, this one popped up “what are you guys currently reading?”. Y/n answered and said that she was reading “Kiss kiss” by Roald Dahl.

“Short stories are my fav” she said. “And there’s this one story that I really liked, about a woman murdering her husband” Pedro laughed as she summed up the story.

“Oh yeah I remember that one! We actually read it together” Pedro added.

It’s then on Twitter later that day after the live ended, that we could see videos from that old interview y/n did, but only the part about reading short stories before bed. Their fans instantly linked those two moments. They are dropping hints!!!

29/30.04.2023: during the night

A few people tweeted about seeing Pedro and y/n in a bar with some friends. Apparently they were sitting next to each other and were seen being pretty close.

“We were two tables away from them and we could see y/n leaning on him, there was some frequent touching , arms and thighs, they seemed really close”

“When they left, they were holding hands”

03.04.2023 in the afternoon

A new interview featuring Pedro Pascal and Y/n Y/l/n just dropped today in the afternoon. A new movie is upcoming, in which they are together. As Pedro is known as the daddy of internet, he obviously got asked at some point if it was bothering him or if he still liked it.

“I love it! It’s funny, I don’t know where it is coming from since I don’t have kids, but I love it. I’ll be their daddy forever” he said, looking straight at the camera

“Forever? At some point you’ll be their grandpa” Y/n said laughing. Pedro faked being shocked.

After a few questions, he was also asked if he had already read fanfictions about himself.

“No I haven’t, as I have already seen some tik toks about me, I never actually read anything and I don’t want to” he laughed

“I did” Y/n added out of nowhere

“I’m sorry what?” Asked Pedro, this time not faking the shocking expression.

“You read fanfictions about Pedro?” The interviewer asked Y/n

“Yeah! I’m curious.”

“What kind did you read?” The woman asked Y/n. She started to blush, which kind of revealed what she had read. “Okay from your expression we sense what you read” they all laughed.

“No no! I mean, maybe one or two pretty heated ones but no, there were like normal. It’s just my curiosity, it’s not like I read hundreds of fanfictions, it was just for fun. And it’s also really surprising to see how accurate they are actually” she laughed

“Wait, what do you mean accurate?” The interviewer asked. Looking at the woman who was interviewing them, you could see she was sensing that something between Pedro and Y/n was happening. And when you looked at Pedro and Y/n it seems like they realized what Y/n had said and what was going on. They seemed surprised and a little nervous.

“Hm- well, I mean, how- well, the way they make him talk, parts of his personality.. I also read a few about Joel and Peña, and well yeah, they’ve never seen Pedro but they write about him, and it’s.. well.. accurate” she laughed awkwardly.

“Oh okay, I thought about something else” the woman laughed. “I’ve read some and it was- heated” they all laughed

“Please I don’t want to know about it” Pedro said. (It was a close one)

10.05.2023 during the afternoon

Pedro and y/n were seen at the mall. Y/n was in line waiting for her drink order at some coffee shop. Pedro was waiting outside, smoking. Some fans came to ask him pictures. One took a video of their interaction with him. We were only seeing Pedro talking to the fans.

“What happened to your neck?” The fan asked. We can see Pedro confused.

“My neck?” He touches his neck to see if he could feel something but nothing. “Do I have something on my neck?” Another fan showed him the picture they took a few minutes before. We can clearly see that he has, in fact something on his neck : a hickey. Which he wasn’t aware of. “Oh” Pedro said, suddenly becoming red. He laughed awkwardly. Before he could add anything we can here a woman’s voice, it was Y/n. The video then showed her, talking and smiling to the fans here. Then the video ended.

This interaction went viral on Twitter (not really surprising). It raised even more suspicions, if they aren’t making it official, people are doing it for them. Proofs are piling up, it’s becoming difficult not to see it now.

12.05.2023, around 1pm

Pedro and Y/n have been spotted in a restaurant with another person. They were sitting next to each other while their friend was sitting in front of them. A fan posted a video of them from another table, and in the video, we can see Pedro kiss Y/n’s shoulder. They are not even hiding anymore! Or.. they are pretending?? Playing with us? We need an official statement!! We can see them going out together more and more, what is going on?

21.05.2023, around 10pm

Pedro and Y/n were seen entering a hotel. It was late, they only had one luggage and a backpack, and apparently a member of the staff of the hotel said that they only took one room. Is it true? They may have separate beds but we will never know. This is suspicious…

24.05.2023, 9:12pm

As we know Pedro was at Lux’s graduation. But, what we didn’t know until the hotel part, was that Y/n was there too. She apparently wasn’t at the graduation, but an interesting Instagram story appeared during the weekend. It was just a simple video, as many as there are, of Pedro dancing, in what seemed to be Lux’s apartment, dancing with her, and there was a third person dancing right behind them : Y/n. In the middle of the video, we see Nicolás, Pedro’s brother, entering the room, laughing at the scene. The story was on Lux’s Instagram and was captioned “this one was almost deleted. I would cherish that day forever 🤍” as she tagged Pedro, Nicolás, Y/n, and another person.

26.05.2023 at 11:47pm

Pedro posted a story of Y/n. They were apparently watching a movie together, but we can see in the video that they were in bed, next to each other. Even more suspicious! In the video, he is trying not to laugh, as he films Y/n, as she was extremely focused in the tv show they were watching. She was frowning, and not taking her eyes off the screen. He captioned “she is so focused in the tv show she apparently didn’t find interesting at first”. The next day Y/n finally saw the story, and reposted it saying “well, you’ve never seen your face! I’ll get my revenge you bastard”. They were in bed together! That’s all we are going to remember.

[tomssexdoll]

hi can i request where the reader is a famous singer and when she gets interviewed they ask her who her crush is and it’s Tom and she performs a song for him (SOAKED BY SHY SMITH 😉😉) and he sees it 😣😣 it can end with them meeting and it ends with smut or fluff you choose 🤍🤍

yess

"So Y/N, we're curious to know, do you have any crushes" the interviewer asked.

I chuckled nervously, adjusting my dress. "Yeah, I do infact have a crush, his name is Tom Kaulitz, the guitarist for Tokio Hotel" I smiled, feeling my cheeks burn up a bit.

"Ohhh, is there anything you'd like to say to him Y/N?" "I'd actually like to perform a song for him, if you don't mind" I winked, the interviewer nodded and announced the ad break.

The crew came on stage, setting up everything for me.

As the ad break came and went the camera panned to me, the music started to play.

"Cause baby you got me so, so soaked, the heat is getting to me. I want you all over me, baby you got me so" I sang, staring directly into the camera incase he was watching.

"Our bodies moving for sure, you get me so hot im soaked" I continued to sing. As the song finished and the music faded everyone started to clap, cheers roaring from the crowd.

TOMS POV:

I got tagged multiple times on twitter, I clicked on the videos and it was an interview, an artist I had never heard of, y/n l/n. I watched as she sang the song for me, my jaw dropping and eyes widening, she had a beautiful voice but the lyrics were so dirty.

I smirked and knew I had to meet with her.

Y/NS pov:

My phone pinged, a notification from twitter?

I opened it and saw THE Tom kaulitz had texted me, I gasped and instantly opened the message, it read.

"Hey gorgeous, I saw your little song on that interview, thanks to people tagging me in it. I was wondering if you wanted to meet up and maybe get to know each other"

I instantly started typing, my fingers tapping at the keyboard on my phone quickly.

"Yes that sounds great! Let's meet at that cafe on main street tomorrow at 4pm"

We agreed to everything and I squealed, I knew it was a good idea to do the song. His and my fans are crazy so of course they would be clipping it and tagging him.

Whether it was negative or positive I was glad I finally got his attention.

The day came for our meet up and I wore the sexiest dress I owned, I did my makeup and hair. I pushed my bra up a little, my cleavage very visable in my dress.

"Fuck..I look good" I blew a kiss at myself in the mirror and got into my car, driving to the place we agreed on. I was super nervous, yes I liked him a lot but I never expected this, my heart raced as I approached the cafe.

I saw him sitting there, waiting for me. His dreads flowing softly in the wind, wearing a casual baggy outfit. "Shit..did i dress up too much" I looked down at my dress and shrugged.

I got out of the car, acting casual and making sure he could see me. My hair flowing in the wind as I walked across the road, hips swaying.

As I got to the other side of the street I saw his jaw hang low, I obviously had some sort of effect on him. He stood up and and smiled brightly, "heyy, it's so nice to finally meet you" he pulled me into a hug, wrapping his arms around my waist, hands dangerously close to my ass.

I returned the hug and giggled, "likewise" I sat down and ordered a simple sandwhich and coffee. "Soo, y/n, you look really beautiful today, is it all for me?" he smirked, teasing me.

I blushed a little "y-yeah, I guess so" I stammered on my words, super nervous in his presence. He nodded, a satified grin on his face. He sat back and continued to talk with me, we had so much chemistry, able to talk for hours.

A few hours passed and I checked my watch, eyes widening at the time. We met up at 10am and it was now 5pm. The waiter came out and told us the cafe was now closed and we had to make our way out so they could clean, we payed and thanked them, wondering what we should do now.

"Do you wanna come back to my place and talk more?" He suggested, wrapping his arm around my waist and holding me close. I bit my lip and nodded, walking to each others cars and getting in. I followed him, his car a bit faster then mine.

As we arrived I stared in awe, a beautiful, huge house with amazing decor on the outside. He came to my car and opened the door for me, taking my hand and walking me inside.

"Your home is beautiful Tom" I smiled, taking my shoes off and placing my purse on his kitchen counter. He chuckled, "thanks liebe, let's go to my room" he smirked, I raised an eyebrow and followed him.

I sat down on his bed, he sat next to me and caressed my cheek softly "you are so beautiful.." he whispered, kissing my neck softly. I grinned and climbed into his lap and pressed my lips into his, kissing him passionately.

His hand slid down to my ass, grabbing it tightly. I yelped softly at the sudden contact, granting tom access to put his tongue in my mouth. He runned his hands up and down my curves, tracing them with his fingers, sending shivers down my spine.

"Holy fuck.." he muttered against my lips, moving his hand up to my breast, cupping it gently. His hands were huge and covered my whole boob. I softly pushed him down and softly grinded on his erection.

He groaned and grabbed my ass cheeks, pushing me down onto his erection more, I moaned as his clothed cock hit my clit, my legs trembling slightly.

"Get on your hands and knees baby.." he growled lowly, I obliged and got off him, getting onto my hands and knees on the bed, waiting for him.

He rolled over and I felt the bed dip behind me, his hands coming to my hips and pulling me closer. He pressed himself against me, "you ready?" he grunted, "yes..please fuck me.." I winced.

He nodded and pulled my dress up to my waist, taking my panties off and dipping his fingers into my soaking pussy. "Fuck.." he pulled them out and licked his fingers clean, "taste so good" he chuckled and took his pants off, his erection springing out.

I bit my lip and waited nervously for him, feeling his tip at my entrance, slowly push in. "Ohh fuck!" I moaned, feeling him stretch me out slowly.

"So good.." he groaned, bottoming himself out in me. He retracted himself out of me and slammed back into me. Creating a harsh pace.

"Holy fuck!" I whimpered, feeling his tip ramming into my g spot brutally, leaving no mercy. "Take it schatz, take it all" he growled lowly, his hands tangling in my hair and pulling it back so that our bodies were connected.

He held my stomach, holding me up to his chest and pounded into me, my boobs bouncing up and down like crazy from how fast he was going. I felt his lips connect with my neck, sucking roughly and leaving marks everywhere.

I felt my stomach twist in a knot, signalling my impending orgasm. My pussy clenched around Toms cock tightly, like a snake wrapping itself around someones leg.

With one last brutal thrust I came, my orgasm crashing down and cum spilling all over his cock. He groaned and kept thrusting, shortly coming to his own orgasm too.

Shooting his cum into me, painting my insides white. "Oh fuckk..." he panted out, collapsing onto the bed, i layed beside him and felt his arms wrap tightly around me, pulling me closer.

E/N: kinda rushed but i hope u like it <3

Tags: @itsmealaiah @tomscumdump @tomscumdoll @tomkaulitzloverr @estxkios @syylss @ballhair @ge-billsgf @charliesgoodboy

[toniiswrld]

thoughts on your Sohee thoughts anon back again 😊

i've returned to further discuss Mr. Lee Sohee's perv tendencies, but i wanna talk about the first time he ever did it. it all started be he saw some random tweet about how panty sniffing is actually very okay and normal and totally not pervy. he didn't pay much mind to it and went on with his life. that was until it was his turn to do y'all's laundry.

he ends up dropping a pair of your panties and as he picks them his mind wanders back to that tweet. immediately there's an angel (no! sniffing panties is weird! don't do it!) and a devil (just do it! no one will know! foreshadowing :D) on either of his shoulders. since our sweet Sohee is so easily influenced (even by his own pervy little mind), he "hesitantly" brings them up to his nose and breathes in. the scent goes straight to his dick and he gets red in the face so quickly. it's just so good that he smells them again and again and again until he's sitting on the floor with your panties in his face, his hand palming his dick, and his eyes screwed shut. he stays like that for a while, moaning softly to himself (it'd be a shame if you heard him also foreshadowing). Sohee was so close when he heard you want in the room. he jumped so hard he hit his head and blamed his blood-red face on that. he just hoped you didn't see how hard he was or wonder what he was doing on the floor. little did he know, you saw most of it and found it pretty hot. you would have said something, but he looked so embarrassed you felt bad. you rushed over to him, held his head to your chest, and apologized for scaring him. he squeezed his eyes shut and hoped you didn't notice him cumming in his pants (but of course you did).

((side note: can i be 🎀 anon pretty please?? 🙇🏾‍♀️ i promise to bring you my borderline criminal thoughts on a semi-consistent basis))

anon your brain... you're so crazy genius ily

poor boy would be so embarrassed and nervous that you would think he was a freak, the thought of him getting off to your scent soaked through your panties should have disgusted you, but you couldn't help watch him with your thighs pressed together.

him having the little devil and angel on his shoulders is so real, like its giving "i don't want candy i don't like candy, but the parasite in me wants the candy" he's like no sniffing my girlfriends day old underwear is weird if i wanted to smell her i could give her a hug, but then he knows that he loves eating you out after a long day so the scent in your panties would remind him of that, and then he's going in for just one quick whiff and then he's hooked. he instantly feels guilty, like a kid sneaking a cookie when his parents are in the other room so he tries to be quiet as he takes another deep whiff of your panties, if people on twitter think its normal then surely he isn't weird for doing it, after all you're his girlfriend and every part of you gets him going.

after the day he gets caught you dont bring it up for a while, but you do notice a sudden change in your boyfriend. suddenly he's begging you to let him do the laundry, and you raise a brow at him but shrug it off because it's less chores for you.

little did you know (but not very little) that he was using this as an opportunity to go on a panty sniffing spree, making sure to take deep whiffs of the ones you wore on particularly long days, and the cute lacy ones that usually had the scent of your arousal on them from nights you two were doing the dirty. call him a sick freak for this one but his guilty pleasure was sniffing the panties you wore after going to the gym, or just having a day where you were a bit sweatier than usual, not his proudest moments but he couldnt resist it.

one day you decide to confront him about it, not because you didnt like it but because you wanted to see him in action. so when he's doing laundry you 'innocently' walk into the room to catch him sitting on the floor with his cock in hand, your panties wrapped around him while he has another pair pressed to his face. there was no way for him to get out of this, you caught him right in the act.

so dirty, so pathetic, words you say to him as you jerk him off, pushing your panties into his mouth to drown out his moans and he has tears threatening to spill while you coo at him for being so gross and perverted, getting off with your underwear that you had worn days ago. he cums all over your hand and you lick it up, leaving him dazed as you walk out of the laundry room.

dirty pervert sohee makes my brain melt... he's so icky in the hottest way possible 🫦 and yes you can be 🎀 anon! welcome to the club... i will be expecting more deranged yummy thoughts from you 🫣😇

[derangederensimp]

Jujutsu Kaisen One Shot Kinktober

#5 Daddy / Breeding Kink Geto Suguru x Fem Reader

CW: Daddy Kink, Breeding Kink, Domination, Ass Spanking, Hickeys, Biting, Pet Names, Creampie, and Mentions of pregnancy. Some plot of fluff.

Collab with artwork made by @/Loserathend on Twitter ily angie🫶🏼

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“Well if you want it so bad why don’t you come over and take it?” he cooed into the phone before hanging up.

What started a normal night after work while you were getting ready for bed your phone buzzed on the nightstand as you laid down. Picking it up instantly as you haven’t heard from your boyfriend all day since he’s so busy most of the week leaving you really only the weekends to hangout. Tapping on the screen you see your phone light up with his name.

Suguru🖤

What are you doing sweetheart?

Nothing getting ready for bed, hbu?

You

Just took a shower. Relaxing.

a photo using a mirror that you knew was close to his bed due to him liking when. His veins caught your eye as they popped out. This man was a TEASE you thought to yourself as your mind trailed off as you started to fantasize just a little bit of what your next weekend would involve.

Suguru 🖤

What a tease🫠

You

What?

You like what you see?

Suguru!

You

His photo you set in your phone popped up with a FaceTime request.

You tried to compose yourself but you knew by the look on your face and how red your cheeks were bound to be that Geto would know how flustered he made you.

“There’s my girl. Haha your face is so red. How come?”

Raising a brow before turning your face from

the camera “my face isn’t red”

“It’s cuz you saw something you liked wasn’t it? Should I show you more y/n?” He said, flipping to the back camera. This time there was no towel covering him up, his body on full display. The curvature of his abs captivated you, his biceps flexing, with all the added blood pressure his cock twitched in the air.

“Suguru w-what are you doing?”

“You said I was a tease, so I’m showing you want you wanted to see. Well if you want it so bad why don’t you come over and take it?” he cooed into the phone before hanging up.

You never jumped out of bed faster, quickly putting on that one outfit he loved seeing you in the most. A tight short black dress with faded skull imprints. Slipping on your shoes you snatched the keys off the counter and heading for the door.

Once you were outside you walked slower to your car not to alarm your neighbors incase one was outside enjoying the October night. Speeding off to Geto’s he stood in the doorway of his apartment with his arms crossed. Finally getting a glimpse of you his arms opened up once you got close to him he grabbed you into a hug picking you up “Ah there’s my baby” he said carrying you into his apartment shutting the door with his foot.

Sweet kisses shared between you before he went to kissing down your neck suckling on the sweet spot that always drove you crazy. He gripped at your ass squeezing it before landing an open palmed slap.

Setting you down, the two of you wasted no time, your hands exploring each others bodies like it was the first time you’ve touched each other. “You missed me as much as I missed you? If you moved in you could get this everyday” he cooed into your ear before his lips met with yours again, opening your mouth slightly signaled him that you wanted more, your tongues pushing against each others.

“Maybe I should” you said in between kisses.

He walked you backwards towards his bed till the back of your knees hit it before he softly pushed you down crawling overtop of you. His body towering yours, his arms were placed beside your head. You watched as he flexed them to catch your reaction before leaning down and peppering your lips with kisses before moving down to your neck.

Your arms going up to help him remove your shirt, his arms going behind you to unclasp your bra and toss it to the other side of the bed. Taking your breasts into his hand he played with the other while he guided your nipple to his mouth lolling out his tongue and giving kitten licks, a devilish grin growing across his lips each time you moaned. “Suguru m-more please”.

“Ah-ah what do you call me baby?” He stopped his licks awaiting your answer.

“D-Daddy” you squirmed beneath him begging for his touch. “That’s right” His hands traveled down your body, softly pinching at your skin on your hips. Pulling down your pants and underwear he threw them out his way leaving you fully exposed, your cheeks turning pink. “Oh princess come on, daddy’s seen you like this plenty of times and each time you blush so much. There’s nothing to be embarrassed about, your body is so beautiful. Every single inch” his fingers trailed down your sides making chills go down your spine.

You sat up “Can I take your clothes off Sugu- I mean Daddy” you giggled at the mistake knowing it always drove him crazy when you didn’t address him as such. “Mhmm” he hummed in response. Kissing down his neck you unbuttoned his shirt removing it from him, your fingers danced around his muscles making the heat between your legs get wetter each second. He laid beside you to let you get off his pants, his cock springing out of his boxers gently slapping his stomach.

No matter how much you’ve seen it, it always surprises you by the size. Palming at it with your hand Geto hissed. Placing your thumb at the tip you stroked at him.

His hand reaching between your legs, his fingers coated in your juices from just one swipe “already so wet for me y/n” he said in between breaths. His thumb pushing against your clit softly as he rubbed it, your moans sounded so sweet to him. Turning to his side he grabbed you pulling you to be against his back. His fingers going back to massaging your clit as he inserted two hooking them inside. His other arm grabbed your leg and pulled it up.

“Think your ready for me?” He cooed, nipping at your neck, suckling on the spot to ease the tinge of pain. “A-shit yes” you moaned. Aligning his cock with your entrance he got the tip wet first before delving in. One quick thurst and he was inside your cries from the sudden intrusion made his cock twitch inside. Your walls gently clenching around him, he stayed like this for a few minutes before he started to move.

Each thrust seeming to go deeper and deeper the faster he went. “S-Suguru too deep” you whined.

“Aw baby, Are you sure you can’t take Daddy’s dick?” He cooed, suckling on your neck before pulling out. Your cunt clenched around nothing as your groaned, you weren’t expecting him to just pull out.

He positioned himself against the headboard before pulling your body ontop of him he grabbed your legs and spread them apart. Slamming his cock back inside, he didn’t care how loud you screamed. “You like daddy’s cock?” He did short thrusts following his words waiting for a response. “F-fuck yes”. Keeping his pace slow he pinched at your nipple with one hand “I’m ganna fuck a baby into you, you got it y/n”.

Your mind unable to register what he said fully from pure ecstasy. Your cunt squeezed at his cock making him moan out your name. “You want me to give you a baby?” He repeated wanting a verbal answer. His pace picking back up as he jackhammered into your walls. “Y-yes!” You managed to get out between moans. His one hand dipped down to your cunt massaging your clit, he knew you were close with how tight you were unintentionally squeezing him. Your thighs began to shake “gonna cum baby? Cum on my cock y/n” he grunted.

Your body obeying his request, he held onto you tight as your vision went white from cumming so hard. “That’s my girl, cumming on daddy’s cock” Fucking himself into you he felt his release coming soon, staying at his pace not to make you more sore than you would for sure be once he’s done.

All it took was one more spasm from your cunt to send him into pure bliss. White ropes filling you up as he continued to fuck every last drop inside. A white ring around his cock of your combined juices. He stayed inside letting you ride out your high, the both of your chests heaved in and out to catch your breaths. “I’ll keep doing this till it sticks” Geto said, pulling out and letting you rest atop of him. He kissed your forehead while stroking your cheek.

-

7 months had passed, he watched you waddle around the apartment putting away baby stuff from the shower earlier that day. He couldn’t help but smile and admire the work he did. You took a deep breath as the baby kicked inside making you stop what you were doing. Walking over to you he set his hand on your belly softly rubbing it. “Hey sweetie it’s your daddy, stop kicking mommy she's trying to set up your future play area” He said. You couldn’t help but laugh, as if the baby would listen to him. She had a mind of her own.

Once your delivery day came closer the more Suguru stayed by your side, attending to everything you needed or wanted. Even the late night cravings you’d blame on the baby but really you were the one who wanted the weird combination of food and it was easier to blame on the child you were carrying.

The day she came Suguru wouldn’t take his eyes off of her. He never wanted to miss a thing. Whenever he could hold her he would, he’d even lay next to you in the hospital bed as you held her against your chest wanting to be apart of each moment. She was a perfect mix of the two of you, he would mumble to her how he had two beautiful girls in his life as he caressed her chubby cheeks.

A few months had passed and parenting came to the two of you with ease. You never had to worry about arguing with him about who had to get the baby when she would wake up in the middle of the night to feed or comfort. Even when you’d say you’d get her he would still wake up and sit with you till you got her back to sleep. He was a perfect father and you couldn’t be happier to have started a family with him.

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Kinktober Masterlist

Taglist: @yellooaaa , @immindingmyown , @dovas-world , @coffee-on-a-rainyautumn , @ilovestevelacy2228

[eukarisparadise]

Snake Fruit Cookie backstory headcanon

My friends and I once made a theory that Snake Fruit Cookie was the child of Affogato, who he «conjured» with the help of magic and a piece broken off from Dark Cacao. I know this sounds crazy, but listen.

Snake Fruit always dreamed of becoming a dragon, like those they were forced to bow before their entire life. Actually, this is probably why they went to serve Longan in the first place. But when they eventually managed to turn into a dragon, their appearance looked differently: Ananas, Lotus and Pitaya (I couldn't find Lychee, but I think they looked the same) were built, more or less, as we are used to seeing them in Western folklore – like lizards.

Snake Fruit, on the other hand, seemed to look more like a snake, they didn't have the wings or even the body of a dinosaur, and, nevertheless, they were signed as «Snake Fruit Dragon».

What does it mean?

Well, if you look closely, you'll see that they are depicted as a stereotypical Oreo dragon from the Dark Cacao Kingdom. I don’t think that if it had depended on them, they wouldn't have taken on the appearance that they saw in the faces of their masters – which means that they acquired such an appearance due to circumstances beyond their control. I'm making the simplest bet possible: they already were like this, it was in their nature to become a dragon that looked like this.

Because Snake Fruit themselves are not from this region. They are from a place where serpentine dragons are reflected in culture (tapestry and statues) and folklore (the tale of dragons that king Dark Cacao cut down, creating a cycle of day and night).

Now what does their supposed kinship has to do with it? Well, eh, I just wanted to somehow connect these two restless souls with too similar destinies, but different ages (I always presumed Affogato is old for some reason): both Affogato and Snake Fruit managed to achieve their goals, but failed to keep them. I can’t say anything about their external resemblance to any of them – based on their appearance, I can rather assume that this is Affogato who's the second parent of Dark Choco, but that’s not the point.

Based on some joking Twitter posts, we've concluded that most likely Choco's mother is White Lily, who created him based on her designs and research (with some help from Dark Cacao, of course), but what happened to her notes when she left to Beast Yeast? They didn't just disappear, did they? So, I came to the conclusion that no, they didn't – which Affogato could have taken advantage of.

Affogato couldn't have been unaware of the circumstances under which Prince Dark Choco was exiled: it might have occurred to him at some point to curry favor with the king by using Lily's notes to create a new heir (possibly even secretly taking a piece from him, resulting in unequal parts). No relations are implied here though: in Cookie Run, one of the semi-«official» methods of reproduction involves breaking off two pieces of dough from the parents to, when combined, create a new cookie.

He didn't take into account, though, that his half ended up disproportionately larger than Cacao's: baby Snake Fruit turned out to be almost a copy of Affogato, and he began to fear that the king simply wouldn't believe him. Add to that Cacao's deteriorating condition due to Affogato's control magic, and we have a deadlock situation: the resulting child needed to be protected.

Affogato could have known that the dragon gene might reveal in Snake Fruit one day. Considering that he himself was a mixture of Coffee Tribe and Milk Tribe residents, and the resulting child clearly reflected his Milk ancestors, it was safe to assume that Dark Cacao's ancestors would eventually manifest themselves too. Keeping this in mind, the idea came to him to send the child far away to Longan, the Dragon Master, to keep them away from harm. They would raise them, nurture them in their home, and perhaps something worthwhile would come out of them, while Affogato figured out how to explain their existence to the king.

Well, along with the genes of Affogato's ancestors, Snake Fruit inherited his nasty character and penchant for intrigue – unwittingly following in the footsteps of one of their parents, becoming an advisor and being cast down for it into the abyss. Hopefully, their body will wash up on the shores of the continent, where their newfound majesties can be picked up by kind people: someone must ultimately look after the king while Caramel Arrow is busy defending the kingdom, and Dark Choco hasn't come to his senses yet.

Literally the only thing that doesn't fit into this theory is Longan themselves: firstly, their dragon appearance somewhat resembles Snake Fruit's dragon form. There's no reason to assume that Longan has any connection to the Dark Cacao Kingdom (unless Snake Fruit hadn't seen their dragon form before). And secondly, Longan... well, they're chauvinist – they wouldn't accept a regular cookie into their service, even if kings were to ask them to. In that case, Affogato would have to persuade the dragons that the child is a hundred percent dragon, just not awakened yet (and by the time it became clear that it's more cookie than dragon, they would have gotten used to their service and simply mockingly called them «Snake»).

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk again.

[champagneher]

— HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU | JEON JUNGKOOK

BASED ON | how can he move on when he is still hopelessly in love with you ? GENRE | f!reader x jungkook, ex!lovers, angst. WARNINGS | a very sad jungkook. I got the photos from the internet - pinterest - please let me know if they are yours, so I can give you credit for them or remove them. | something short i wrote when i was trying to get tickets for taylor, but sadly I couldn't.

Jungkook knew that being in his current situation was all his fault. No matter how much he looked at the ceiling of his room, how much he thought about things, or how much he regretted his actions. It was all done.

He also knew that his heart wasn't the first to break, but this was far beyond that. He felt like it had fallen off his chest and shattered into a thousand pieces on the floor. Unable to pick up the pieces to put it back together again. 

His head kept telling him that it had been months, and it was time to move on. That there were more fish in the water and in a little more time and with more will, all this would be in the past. But his heart... his heart, he couldn't even feel it. Because it wasn't with him anymore, it was always with her. 

He felt like he was going crazy since he wasn't with her anymore, his days passed slowly like an uncomfortable situation that he wanted to escape from all the time, but there was no way out. 

Even at rehearsals with his friends, all he could do was think about her and feel sorry for himself.

"I feel like I'm on automatic, I don't even feel it when I walk anymore. Or talk… or just breath." He muttered, looking at a point in the void in front of him.

Taehyung looked at him with his lips pressed together feeling bad for his friend's situation, but deep inside he couldn't help but want to let out a sigh and tell him that it was all a result of his actions. What he didn't know was that Jungkook already knew, and that was what fucked him up the most. 

"We were all there, bro. It'll pass." Were his only words before patting his shoulder and going to Namjoon.

His actions not only resulted in losing the love of his life, but he also lost the trust of two of his brothers. Namjoon and Jin were very close to you, almost like family. So it was natural for them to be unhappy with him or his presence. Jungkook couldn't care less, he just wanted to stop feeling that way. He wanted her.

When he went out on the street, he couldn't help but close his eyes tightly when he saw a couple walking hand in hand, for it reminded him of the moments he shared with her. 

After months, he knew he was still hopelessly and madly in love with her. 

He had come to the conclusion that there was simply no way to get over her. He was willing to sit and wait for her for the rest of his life if necessary. There was nothing more he could do at that point, he was losing his mind.

She had blocked him from everywhere, every time he tried to dial her number it would just send it to voicemail. When he tried to log into her Instagram, her profile would come up as non-existent for him. Her Facebook and Twitter were no longer on his friends list. Every trace of her had even been removed from his networks. 

Desperately, he had only one option left to communicate and as pathetic as it looked, he was going to use it.

My love,  How have you been? It's been so long... I've spent so much time without you that I feel like I'm dying.  I know that receiving an email from me on a Saturday night where I express everything I've wanted to say to you, just wasn't in your plans. And I know I don’t deserve it, but I have no other way to communicate with you. Your friends have done a great job of hiding you from me, and you have done a great job of removing yourself from all means of communication with me. Let me tell you that I don't blame you at all. I know I made the biggest mistake of my life and believe me I am paying for it.  I know I should have stayed home that night. I know I should have listened to my heart and waited for your call instead of going out with my friends. And I know I should let you go and move on, but I just can't.  How can I let go of the love of my life?  There is no one to blame but myself here. I take responsibility for my actions.  Still, I'm willing to ask on my knees that we can please talk. If only one last time. To ask as a last favor to see your eyes without tears. To be able to be in your presence one more time is all I ask. Listen to my words and if you still want me out of your life forever, then I'll leave... but until I hear it one last time from your lips I'll remain this fool madly in love with you blinded with the hope of still seeing you again and being with you.  I pray to the stars to hear from you. I love you today and always. Hopelessly devoted to you, Jungkook.

[talokanda-forever]

Ok, I know in advance this is going to sound petty as fuuuuuuck, but bear with me. I've taken a few days off from work and I think my brain is healing. Which means my mind is thinking about goofy shit. Strap in, folks.

Anyway, has anyone else been struck by just how much you see MER holding a saxaphone? I understand to some extent still photos that are clearly part of a photo shoot. However, I'm talking more about when she is being interviewed on Zoom or other media platforms. Does she end up playing it during those interviews? Or is it essentially just a prop? I feel like she's overcompensating. Like she's saying, I'm a saxaphonist, as you can clearly see because I'm holding this saxaphone. Which led me to wonder, since she is constantly being referred to as a saxophonist, does she have any music that she has released? Original music or covers? Or has she given live performances where she was the featured artist? I went on YT a while back to try to find videos of her actually playing and only found a couple of quick clips at events where it appears she was only on stage briefly. They definitely weren't her concerts. Even obscure artists have a good amount of their material on YT, but not MER. Which then got me to thinking, can this bruja actually play the saxaphone? I'm old enough to remember Mili Vanili winning a Grammy with their lip-synching asses, so I don't put anything past anybody. Again, I wouldn't believe her if she said the sky was blue.

Then, just a bit ago I saw the post below on Twitter. The "shitty sax playing comment" made me feel not so crazy in my train of thought. Her playing (if it truly is her) does sound amateurish--think 3rd chair sax in a high school band. So is she really a professional saxaphonist who earns a living with her playing, or just a rando chick who happens to be able to (kinda) play the saxaphone? We know she is a liar, so her running a con about her career as a musician would not surprise me at all. Well-established artists don't have their talent constantly linked to their name and aren't ALWAYS toting their fucking instrument around. Damn, even Prince didn't walk around with his guitar 24/7 and that man lived and breathed music. (Plus he would also have to lug around about 20 different instruments, but that's another story.)

@sarahivi and @luzsp9-1981 , your insight here would be appreciated. Not sure if referencing an artist's "talent" is something common in Mexican media? Also anything you may know about her career as a saxaphonist, pre- and post-attack would be helpful. Not completely sure if there are other Tenoch regulars here who are based in Mexico, but your input would be valued as well.

FYI, I haven't yet dug into the original Tweet that K was responding to.

@cutelatinagirl @cantstayawaycani @observers-journal @sarahivi @luzsp9-1981 @aolechan @oakzap425 @love-too-believe @soledadmiranda @venting402 @v4mpires0ap

[starry-hughes]

bestie i haven’t been able to keep up with the celly bc of school and stuff so forgive me if this has already been done but 1. ignoring each other and 6. “you’re going to let a misunderstanding destroy us?” with trevor if you will 🫶🏻

trevor smoothed out his shirt as they hooked a mic on him. media day was always his favorite. he enjoyed talking so this was fun for him.

he didn’t catch the interviewer’s name as he saw down and the cameras starting rolling. “trevor zegras, how was your summer?” he was asked.

“good, really good, lots of golf, lots of hanging with friends,” trevor answered. the interview went on. “is there a special person in your life? someone to keep you grounded?”

he thought for a second. you of course came to mind but he couldn’t just say that. “my family obviously and the dudes i grew up with like jack, cole and alex,” he answered. “no one else? no special lady?”

he hadn’t revealed you to anyone yet, just jamie and his mom. you said it was fine whenever he wanted to. “no, no one.”

the clip immediately went crazy on twitter. fans freaking out and happy that trevor was reportedly single. but for you, it broke your heart. trevor returned from media day to find you gone. your location turned off and your car no longer in the driveway.

after three calls you finally answered, “what trevor?”

he was taken aback, “where are you baby?”

“i’m not home, because i’m not your girlfriend.” he was confused. “not my girlfriend? i don’t recall that we broke up?”

“your interview! you said you didn’t have a girlfriend. are you embarrassed of me?”

he immediately panicked, “no, no, no! i just didn’t want to say it because we had a conversation about it once! i didn’t want to make that choice right then and there without talking to you!”

“i told you i was fine with it!”

“you’re fine with constant hate and people dragging up your past to throw at you? you’re going to let a misunderstanding destroy us?”

you were silent, wiping your cheeks to get rid of the tears. “i don’t know trevor.”

[cometrose]

Exactly the only thing different is the genders, if they were reversed everyone would be on his side like you said we've seen this story a 100 times, not that there isn't a lot of misogyny in fandom spaces like all spaces and dramas still have room for improvement when it comes to female characters in general but the way fandom has changed these last few years is just crazy, no nuance no complexity nothing interesting just perfect characters or they will get eaten alive and when it comes to romance, all they want is endlessly devoted men the women and their actions don't even factor into it it's all omg he's such a green flag and she fell first he fell harder we've completely lost the ability to engage with media, everything becomes morality discourse for fake people. I don't remember how they phrased it but someone said the way these people engage with media is because the only activism they know is online they haven't done anything in real life which is why they think fictional characters and their actions are tantamount to what real people believe...

ooh this is such a good point and I agree truly.

Bullied by in-laws? Ignored by spouse? In any other story people would be rallying for HW to get on the quickest flight out of there (I mean I was lol)

There is still a lot of misogyny within fandoms and dramas themselves so I always try to be thoughtful when discussing female characters but god you're so right. We just want perfection from these characters all the time and some many people just want perfect tropes perfect characters and perfect stories all the time its exhausting.

I am repeating myself but I do like how they aren't hopelessly devoted to each other all the time. I've watched two dramas this year, Marry My Husband and Perfect Marriage Revenge, and both male leads are knee-on-the-ground, would do anything for their respective female leads and while i do like those boys I also don't mind a male lead that has contradictory emotions for his partner.

Like the biggest thing here is nuance, the truth is obvious from the beginning that Hyunwoo clearly loves Haein he has just buried that feeling under all this frustration and resentment that he can no longer recognize it. These people don't have perfectly good feelings or behaviors towards each other and I think that's fine.

Plus this is a story about an estranged married couple like how would there be drama if they were perfectly perfect partners to each other all the time? Even though they may love each other that love isn't enough to be a happy couple. Haein says that she did not write Hyunwoo in the will because she wished to marry him as soon as possible and had to get through her mother first essentially leaving him high and dry but they were so in love it didn't matter. Like noooo these complexities are interesting plus it is so common for spouses to grow to hate each other and seeing there relationship grounded in some aspect of reality is a fresh change. I welcome it.

Don't get me started on morality politics on social media, the first two eps dropped I went on twitter saw one discussion tweet and knew I couldn't stay there it would drive me crazy. People are always trying to idolize someone these days, to find some perfect thing or unproblematic item to worship unconditionally instead of just accepting some things are fundamentally flawed and discussing their strengths and weaknesses.

[kizunaaa-luv]

I have a huge crush on Daniel McGuffey, a video game producer/lead singer of a band, who participated in MasterChef Season 5 nine years ago

It's been a crazy month. I've always known the show MasterChef but never had the interest to watch it until I saw some short clips of MC S4 on Chinese Tiktok (Douyin) in June or July this year. Genuinely, it was just really enjoyable seeing the short clips during my uni break, and I felt I could also improve my English by watching MC. So I decided to watch the actual show starting with S5. Lol that's how I started to binge watch the show! 🤣🤣

In the first episode, that's when I noticed this hot looking guy in a striped t-shirt, with lots of tattoos on his arms, and a pair of glasses. Yeah, it's Daniel McGuffey, lol, but I didn't pay much attention to him at the beginning (coz he barely had any screen time, I mean...). I was more into the show because of Leslie and Ahran, hahahah.

Then in ep12 or 13, when Daniel teamed up with Jaimee, he finally got some screen time, and I thought they looked really cute together, and kinda shipped them 🫢😳😳 This is when I started to pay much more attention to Daniel. However, ironically he soon got eliminated because of the stupid egg soufflé (only when I JUST started to like him A LOT).

Ok, so after I finished S5, I started searching for the contestants' social media to see how they are doing today, and of course, I went straight to Daniel, but guess what? His Instagram account is private. So I requested so many times, but he wouldn't accept my request🙁 So I went to Twitter, but it seems like his old account DanielKaiju was deleted. So I then switched to Facebook, and finally this time I found his account! I got to see recent photos & videos of him, yay!

From Facebook, I got to know that Daniel is now part of a band called The Pride, which I actually started listening to, lol. Their music is even available on the Chinese app QQ music!!!

I like Daniel so so much, so I wanted to find a place where I can share my thoughts. So I downloaded Reddit, an app I've never used before. Sadly, not many people talk about Daniel there. So I then searched for Daniel on Tieba (a Chinese platform similar to Reddit). Luckily, I found a number of posts that expressed their feelings for Daniel which also complimented Daniel's looks lol. Of course, these posts were from like 9 years ago, but I randomly felt the need to reply to some of the posts, and wow, a person actually soon replied to my comment! Lol, we started chatting about the show and how we both like Daniel. 🥰🥰

From this person (who has liked Daniel since 2014, unlike me who only started liking him in 2023🥲), I got to know much more about Daniel's personal life. For example, how he was part of the IWSNT music video, worked for WB, had a fiancée during MC era, got married after the show, but it seemed like they got divorced later though…

At this point, I kinda became a stalker, stalking the girl’s Instagram, and also Daniel’s friends’ insta…(I feel so creepy, I'm truly sorry for the stalking in past week, I just wanna know more about you😒😞😞)

Put that aside, it was rly surprising to know that Daniel filmed lots of music videos or just fun videos back then. Wow, what a talented man who can create video games, draw, act, sing, and cook! (And look so good at the same time😍

I seriously have a huge crush on you Daniel🥹🥹. I know you had lots of fangirls back then during your IWSNT era and when MC was aired. And now here's me, a 20 year old, new Chinese fangirl being crazy over you, a 41 year old American man who lives on the other side of the world. (I know this is so random…😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Am I out of my mind? I think about him all day, use his photo as my wallpaper, talk about him with my real-life friends, and even write short unfinished stories of me traveling to America, bumping into him on the street, and falling in love with him... He seriously became my new ideal type. I was never drawn to white guys, but I guess I am now, especially those with tattoos. 🥲🥲 (Ok, I'm gonna say it, I feel really weird and creepy, but I'm gonna say it. I want to sleep with you so bad, Daniel McGuffey fk me hard...🥵)

Ok, anyways, enough of those creepy shits. Yesterday I posted about Daniel on Reddit, asking what people think about him. The comments were both positive and negative... whatever, it's not gonna change my pounding heart for Daniel. Also, I found Daniel's TikTok, it was a public account, so I decided to leave a comment, and yay, he liked my comment and replied! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 I'm literally in tears right now.

And today, I searched for Daniel once again on Google and found a post about him on Tumblr, which includes links to his older videos, those filmed like almost 20 years ago... lol, glad I found those videos of you, getting to know you more day by day...? So I once again downloaded an app I've never used before, that's how I got here on Tumblr!!!

He probably will never know, a random Chinese girl who's living in Australia has a huge, huge crush on him because of a show that aired 9 years ago. This is really weird, and I feel like a creep, but yes, I like you very, very much. I really wanna visit Los Angeles now, will I get to see your band perform?

Idk, I'm writing my feelings down and uploading them on Tumblr because I'm afraid that one day I will forget all of this...(hopefully not

Hope Daniel doesn't see this post EVER (can't imagine how embarrassing it will be for me... it would be so cringey/funny for him to see a fangirl's love letter, right...? xx)

Please don’t see me as a creep, I swear I’m a mentally healthy, normal, happy university student😂😂. I’m just being huge fan girl nowadays😆 (idk I felt the need to explain

[dansnaturepictures]

Looking back on five of my favourite ever birdwatching days 

Seeing the Surf Scoter at Stokes Bay in 2015 

Seeing Pennington’s female Surf Scoter on Sunday inspired this post which was brilliant too, and this 2015 sighting of this mega bird has always stuck with me. A wonderful and thrilling moment, with the Common Scoters it was with and only my second ever Red-throated Diver seen other highlights in a day we saw so much. A long time Twitter friend of mine joked when I was sharing my sightings that night “did a Hoopoe fly by as well?”, clearly a good luck charm as that iconic species was the next new bird we saw later that year. I took the first picture in this photoset of the Surf Scoter and Common Scoters. 

Great Spotted Cuckoo at Portland in 2016 

2016 feels like the beginning of a few amazing birding years for us with so much seen and high year list totals at a bit of an increasing intensity and in hindsight this super bird at Portland was the key bird seen that year, when it looked like this rarity may have eluded us on that sunny afternoon it suddenly dashed over the path right beside us and we got a sensational view of a special species in a smashing wild bank holiday Sunday. I got the record shot in the second picture in this photoset of it. 

The first day of the Scotland trip we went on in 2018, in the Highlands 

On this sensational part of the amazing Heatherlea ‘Birding Bites’ tour a present for my 21st birthday I had one of the best days of my life, with dream after dream coming true in the snow covered landscape as I saw my first ever Red Grouse, Crested Tit, Capercaillie, Golden Eagle and Black Grouse as well as White-tailed Eagle, Dipper, my first ever Mountain Hare and also Red Squirrels and Red Deer seen in the way of mammals and more. Magical moments in an enchanting trip with wildlife and scenes to savour I always longed to see. I took the third and fourth pictures in this photoset of Crested Tits, fifth of Golden Eagle and sixth of the Black Grouse that day.

Seeing Lesser Spotted Woodpecker and Tawny Owl on one afternoon in 2021 in the New Forest

Being two birds I dreamed of seeing for years and first saw in the same year back in 2014, this was a utopian day at a place I love when we thrillingly saw a Tawny Owl flying in the day and were ecstatic to see a Lesser Spotted Woodpecker weaving through the branches. Hawfinch, Woodlark, Stock Dove, Treecreeper, Reed Bunting and Fallow Deer were other highlights in an unbelievable list of species seen that day. This massive moment seeing them both together has sparked a good couple of years of seeing the owl and woodpecker a bit more frequently too. I got the seventh picture in this photoset of the Lesser Spotted Woodpecker that day.

Seeing an Osprey fly over Skomer Island whilst enjoying Puffins in 2022

My 2022′s answer to the Lesser Spotted Woodpecker/Tawny Owl moment which I have also replayed so much in my mind, I was so amazed when whilst watching the original birds I took to my heart getting into birding as a kid the seabirds and taking in all the splendour of this with Puffins ensconced in sea campion the other bird I first loved as a kid an Osprey flew over. I never imagined seeing Puffin and the other seabirds and Osprey in the same day so this was also one of the days of my life and was an inspirational personal moment for me in a year of changing things for the better last year. The crazy few minutes in a packed, momentous and sensational day also included other of my favourite birds Red Kite and Chough flying over. I took the eighth picture in this photoset of the Osprey and ninth of a Puffin that day and tenth of a Chough later that week away at Strumble Head.

[ottspot]

I Really Like Taylor Swift. Like, A Lot.

They're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one They got their pitchforks and proof Their receipts and reasons They're burning all the witches, even if you aren't one So light me up, light me up, light me up, go ahead and light. Me. Up.

That’s a lyric from one of my favorite songs OF ALL TIME, I Did Something Bad. This song is from one of my favorite albums of all time, reputation, and it is all made by... well, you know who at this point.

I don’t need to tell you the entire story of who Taylor Swift is, or how she got her start, or any sort of rocky journey that would lead her to erase everything and start over fresh. This isn’t a history lesson, and you didn’t come here for one. Like the other pieces I have written here, this is all personal. It’s all coming from my memories and my heart. I assume you know everything that I’m about to recall here, so I don’t need to waste time writing it all out for you.

And if you don’t know... Google exists?

With that out of the way, I am here to tell you my own experience with Taylor Swift. How I found her, how I continued to listen to more of her music, and how it all shaped me as a person today! So buckle in, folks. It’s going to be a bit of a crazy ride. And it’s only gonna get... crazier.

I make way too many Taylor song puns, I swear to god...

Believe it or not, I have not been a huge Taylor Swift fan my whole entire life. The music’s been there over the years, though! I had an older sister that owned a copy of Fearless on CD, of course. The singles were also unavoidable on the radio as well, so her songs have always been there whether I noticed it or not. It’s honestly a nice thing to think about, personally.

Taylor began to show up in my life more around my sophomore year of high school. I was in my computer programming class when one day, my teacher brought in this big box. It was the VIP box for the reputation Stadium Tour. She had told the class that tickets to a show were basically three birthdays wrapped into one, or something like that. She then opened the box and we were greeted to quite the sight.

The box itself has multiple layers, and the one at the top was a large cut-out replica of the stage itself with a video recorded by Taylor playing. I thought it was insanely creative and a nice way of remembering a bit of the show. If one were to go, of course. The other layers pulled up to reveal a ticket encased in glass, a copy of the album on CD, a special card, and a patch. I wasn’t a big fan of Taylor’s at that point, but little did I know that seeing this box would plant the seed in my mind that would blossom, and make me the full-on Taylor fan that I am today.

At this point, it was early spring-summer of 2019, and Taylor was gearing up to release her newest album that August, titled Lover. I listened to a few of the singles released before it came out, but wasn’t a part of that super big hype train. But, I was there the night it came out.

Of course, Twitter did its thing and the trending tab was filled with Taylor-related terms the whole night. I ended up looking through one and saw that someone was advertising that they had an official download link to the album from the Taylor Swift store. I sent them a message and they got back to me with it! Thankfully they were correct, it was an official link and I got a legal MP3 copy of Lover.

I thought the album was very good upon my initial listen! For my first Taylor album that wasn’t anything country or the pop hits I heard before, it was definitely not bad at all. But for a while, that was all I had listened to from her. For months, actually.

2020 eventually rolled around and... yeah, we all know how that went. During lockdown I did end up listening to reputation for the first time, and I thought it was leagues better than the newer album. It quickly became one of my favorites. As time went on, I planned on listening to the other albums Taylor put out, while also learning of the re-recordings that were going to be released eventually. But while I was out on vacation with my family on a beach away from people, she did the most unexpected thing. She dropped another album that night. Its name: folklore.

Now, I was definitely surprised, but I didn’t listen to it right away at 11 PM. It was only until after I saw countless tweets about the individual songs that I pulled up all the lyric videos on YouTube and began to listen. For me, I listened to over half of it that night, and then the rest in the morning. Now, folklore was definitely very different compared to Lover and reputation before it. It was slow, calm, and overall pretty sad. But it was very enjoyable to me! It was a very appreciated surprise that a lot of people needed at the time.

After I got back home from vacation, I was motivated even more to listen to the rest of Taylor’s albums. It took quite a few months, but by the end of the year I had listened to every one. And yes, that also included the sister album of folklore that Taylor also dropped unexpectedly, named evermore. I obviously stayed up to listen to that in full. To this day, I still have songs from Speak Now, reputation, Lover, and Fearless in my daily playlist.

Everyone in the fandom has been eagerly awaiting the next re-recording announcement ever since Red (Taylor’s Version) released in November, and of course I am no exception!! There have been two songs from 1989 that have dropped as re-recordings already (one of which releasing BEFORE Red!!) but there has been no announcement for the full album just yet.

Honestly looking back, the re-recordings released so far have already been a wild ride, especially for Red. I have heard the jokes about this “ten-minute version of All Too Well”, but I never thought it would actually release. I don’t think anyone did, really. But I was there when it dropped, and you bet that I remember it all too well.

This whole experience with Taylor and all her new (and old) projects has honestly made my life better as a whole. I actually get excited over music now, all because of her! I have people online I can bond over her music with and be hyped with. It makes me very happy knowing that there’s so many others like myself that love to get excited and laugh and cry over this one woman. It’s very bizarre but I love it. I love her. She has my life and emotions in a chokehold and I couldn’t thank her more.

Once again, thanks for reading!! This was more of a ramble than anything, but I’m glad that it was entertaining.

Next up: We’re Talking About Sonic Origins Again Because I Want To

[unhookedcandles]

I'm sure that someone else has talked about this, but I just went out to lunch with my aunt who is a long-time special ed teacher and I was complaining about some of the crazy parents that I had to deal with in my clinical placements and I showed her this super long email I sent to one of the moms where I clearly explained to her exactly why I was doing what I was doing and she didn't listen to a single thing I was saying. My aunt looked at it with knowing eyes and said "You can't fight crazy with logic." I laughed but it's been a few days now and I can't stop thinking about how relevant that is, not just in my life, but in politics rn too.

You can't fight crazy with logic.

My dad is a smart man, but he grew up poor and white and worked his way through college so he very much has eaten the lies that the US has fed to him about social mobility. He believes that if he can do it anyone can do it, and he did do it, so it is difficult for him to understand why other people can't do the same. But he's a smart man, and his beliefs are evidence-based (his evidence in this case being himself) so the best way to combat his logical beliefs are with logic. He didn't understand why immigrants didn't just come in to the country legally, which is not a completely illogical thought. Due to many factors (he's white, he's not a reader, he's not super politically engaged, he's nice but not prone to giving people the benefit of the doubt) his mind does not go to looking for the barriers that would prevent people from applying legally. However, the fact that he doesn't look for these barriers isn't him not believing that these barriers exist, and as I said he's a logical man. I showed him the John Oliver video about how difficult it is for asylum seekers to even try to apply for asylum to the US, the way that they have to download apps and the apps don't work, and the way that the system is broken from the start. He saw the evidence-- people weren't applying legally because they couldn't apply legally. And so he changed his mind. He didn't like transgender athletes competing because he thought it was unfair. He thought he knew the evidence (boys are taller than girls, I guess was his evidence) and made his determination. I showed him the interviews of cis female athletes with high testosterone that were barred from running track events and the debunking of that one girl who claimed to be the fastest girl in Connecticut or what the fuck ever and he changed his mind.

You can't fight crazy with logic.

Some beliefs, however, are not based in logic. There's no logic to the q-annoners who think that JFK faked his death or that Trump is sending them mysterious messages to decode through his tweets (or whatever they call his not-twitter bigot platform messages). There is no number of interviews and well-researched articles I can show them that can make them change their mind. Their beliefs are rooted in this fear that they're losing the protection that their whiteness grants them, fear that progress is already happening and leaving them behind. Their fear is not valid but it is a real emotion.

Anyway, I hate when American leftists automatically write conservatives off as stupid or act like ignorance is a permanent state of being. Not only is it arrogant to think that leftists are the only people who are able to think critically about things, but it also isn't true and it's completely discounting the thought processes of approximately half the country (not even considering the thoughts of conservatives all over the world). There are a lot of people out there whose conservative beliefs stem from logic, and the best way to begin change is to fight their logic with more logic. Is showing my dad a video about how fucked up the asylum process is in the US going to make him share my beliefs about the fact that no human is illegal (especially on stolen land)? Maybe not, but it is the first step for sure. Not doing this first step because you believe that all conservatives are irredeemably stupid is not helping anyone or any cause.

I'm not saying that this will work with the q-annoners because you can't fight crazy with logic. They need something else, whether that's community or deprogramming, I'm genuinely not sure. But I think that thinking all people that don't share your viewpoints are automatically illogical isn't helping anything at all

[tamerahardy]

Summer of 2013

Now what I say here is very important to and key to everything moving forward. The summer of 2013 SHOOK everything up.

So in the heat of my breakup from Arthur I’m on twitter almost everyday. This is all I had. That kept me SANE. Jokes flying that year was real different. There was this one particular group of girls I knew through school. A girl group they seem to always be in their own world when I saw them. We would joke on twitter ALL THE TIME. Everyday. I’ve never hung out with these girls a day in my life I only saw them in the hallways in their clique…but we somehow formed a lil internet friendship.

Aside from how I was feeling I needed that. I still kept in contact with Camille even though I was in Decatur before I left for college. We ended up going out to parties and she would invite me to her home. I also made friends from twitter. Nick I knew through twitter we actually met in real life as well he became one of my close friends even when I had been dating Arthur. He again much like Aaron..kayron one of those friends that you could all the way with but you just don’t. He went to Drew highschool and normally on twitter it connects you with different people or mutuals. I ended up hooking up with two guys that summer as a way to “get over Arthur” and then I met the third

One day on my twitter a guy name Quadetrius followed me on there. I didn’t even know who he was but he went to drew and he was good friends with Nick. I like him a lot…he reminded me of Preston, I have a thing for guys that don’t give a fuck. Quad and me joked a lot over twitter it’s like we got to know each other for a bit before we actually met up in person, mind you I had been living in Decatur so going all the way out to Riverdale was a stretch but coming across him wasn’t even planned at all.

I was suppose to go out to Riverdale to spend the night over at my homegirls Jada spot that weekend she ended up canceling on me last minute so I got my brother to drop me off at my grandma and dad crib in Riverdale. I didn’t want to randomly bombsrd my grandma and ask if I could stay there I was in too deep with my plans to see my homegirl who knew Arthur as well. From there I was texting quad like what are you doing and he was throwing a party.. I got one of my friends to come pick me up and take me over there which he said was fine. Mind you I’m not dressed for a party I’m dressed for girls night lol a tank top with leggings on and my spend the night bag.

So I get to Quads place and he was indeed throwing a party. Come to find out a lot people knew him, people from different schools were there as well, I was nervous because I wasn’t use to that. I’ve been invited to parties before through my cheer teammates and being with Arthur but this was different. These were the seniors that graduated 2012 and had already experience college and life outside of highschool.

I was scared. It took me back to girls bullying me for popular guys liking me. I didn’t even know people knew him like that but I just ended up there. I had gotten uncomfortable walking around not knowing anyone there and asked if I could go in his room and he said yes. I laid there as went to entertain his guest. Everybody started leaving and as he wrapped up his convo with Jocelyn and Tina escorted her out he came to check on me. See now I knew Tina through Marcus one of Arthur’s friends Marcus is the only one I stayed in touch with everybody else left. Tina and Marcus dated and have a kid together and she even gave me relationship advice when me and Arthur dated but come to find out she only got close to me to spy on Marcus and once I found that I we didn’t talk too much anymore.

Quad knew all of the people I crossed paths with which was crazy. I didn’t even think they would be there at his party. Anywho….that night me and quad hooked up. Very innocent. He ended up taking me back home as well. Quad was such a vibe to me he made me forget Arthur even existed. I needed that honestly….but a lot of things came with Quad

Our first go at it was very raw and innocent I learned more things about life through him than Arthur. We didn’t work out because of not only the distance, but because I was so young and naive, we didn’t really get chance to know each other before we had sex….apparently I learned that I had took his virginity which was mind blowing to me but most importantly it didn’t work because he was still into his ex at the time who *drum rolls happened to be one of the girls I was talking about earlier that I would joke with on twitter.

Yep. I found out through some weird app you could ask anonymous questions on that we played on everyday. I immediately stopped everything and asked her about it. She played it cool like they were just best friends that dated she didn’t really tell me much about them she said she can’t tell me who to talk to at the end of the day and this is where things get tricky….

I mean here I am I had already hooked up with two guys after my breakup with Arthur and I don’t feel anything…and then I meet Quad somebody I didn’t even ask to meet and I LIKE him, but he’s dated somebody I view as a sister. Why did that happen? And why did I find out like that?

This girl … I viewed as a sister. It’s hard talking about her because again I didn’t ask to cross paths with her. By the time I was getting ready for graduation and I been devastated by the things me and Arthur were going through she appeared. She appeared before she left to go to college. Miles College, she came up to the school one day before she caught the bus back to school. I’m not sure why but she was there and. We stayed together that entire day. She came to my class and watched me make an ass of myself in front of Mr. Antoinette and she walked with me and sat with me in gym and talked to me. She was genuinely trying to help me get through my breakup and she stayed with me until it was time for her to go. It was like shes there to comfort sad souls.

I viewed her as a sister and somebody I listened to and here we are. I’ve had sex with somebody she really cared about. I didn’t even know about them. I had to really sit back and do my research frfr.

I mean when I asked her about it and if I was okay to be with him she made light of it. Like it’s fine…why didn’t she say no I still love him? Something.

Anywho Quad came over to see my at my grandma house and he said he was going to go over to his best friend house in which she was going to be there they were all best friends. He later told me he went over there and old feelings came back, honestly they never even left. I felt betrayed because this whole time I was just being drug around for sex or whenever things weren’t working out between them.

I was more mad at her because she controlled the narrative with this, but instead of looking like a controlling asshole which would have turned him off she flipped it. She knew he would come back she just did it in a way that didn’t reflect negatively on her.