#i spit my fucking drink out

[wheresmulder]

Charlie Shaw: IS THIS WHY YOU WANTED TO PLAY BASEBALL?

[xbuster]

[paperdoll201]

EVERYBODY FUCKING BACK UP

[sunnibits]

anyways since we’re talking about my boy here’s some dimitri WIPs that I may or may not ever finish (bc I’m weirdly incapable of finishing dimitri WIPs apparently)

[sophplanetoflove]

Why does love love peace peace have to be such a banger

Like Måns and Petra are literally mocking Eurovision in this but it actually slaps 💪💪

[uweiy]

LMAO

[tendebill]

SURE when i water my plant regularly and take care of her she is at rock bottom. call that bitch a sickly victorian child the way she brightens up the room for a day then shrivels up and dies. but the MOMENT i give up on her and leave her to perish OH, SUDDENLY she's an entrepreneur, she's starting her own company, she just birthed five new children and ended world hunger. whore.

[anotherpapercut]

I will never understand how some people hate all tea, which there are like a billion flavors of, but love coffee, which all has the same terrible taste no matter what

[mymp3]

GETTING ON TUMBLR TO BLOG ABOUT THE SOUNDTRACK VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

[radioscientist]

I’m sorry but Reggie going “I got stabbed! I got stabbed!” and Carmy just screaming “you probably fucking deserved it!” while off camera genuinely made me laugh

[afieldinengland]

does anyone want to have a terrible relationship for a bit i miss it. and i’m really really good at it

[meownotgood]

Cutely gives you aki twt link https://twitter.com/smokerichiart/status/1610051736168693760?s=61&t=46B1uxr39UzGm6hhv4EJHg

good fuycking god lord in heaven have mercy have mercy goof guvking good jesus chrust heaven above im gonan fucking

[thefact0rygirl]

Glad to know we all freaked out over that David Harbour gif set

[bioluminescentfrog]

LMAO FRUIT GOT RIZZED UP

[msookyspooky]

It's so funny to me I just found out Skeet plays a mechanic named Billy in the movie Austin Found ☠️

Personality wise; not only is he kind of an idiot it's very much giving Stu in Billy's body 🤣 but he caved way too easy towards his ex than Billy would YN. (He ain't no regular simp he's a simp that internalizes that shit)

BUT it kind of was like 'Oh, Billy in my fanfic talking to YN about how she screwed up betraying him and mocking her for it cause he's bitter and hurt and finally ready to admit he loved/loves her. Alright then '

He also has a false front tooth that feels realistic bc Billy fist fighting and constantly falling down in that GF outfit? That man has definitely knocked a tooth out.