#i swear i dont

[arsythegreat]

Aziraphale and crowley

[manndraki]

A big fear i have is people thinking i have a fetish for men with big naturals because i draw it way too much

[cozage]

IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE ZORO

Just a completely normal thing to say for no reason today

[ghost-proofbaby]

I’m convinced that you get a sick satisfaction of making me feel things.

I should make you a certificate

one of my friends actually made me a therapy bill today so i fully support this. i’ll hang it up on the wall and everything <3

[confetti-critter]

Maybe I had a kind of horny vampire dream maybe not who cares it's not like you can arrest me for that

[autocorrection]

*whispers* idonothaveapraisekinkidonothaveapraisekinkidonothaveapraisekinkidonot

[ckygetsjobs]

I hate to admit how many vids I have of just like dico spitting or he’s got like saliva hanging out idek why it’s not like I have a kink or something

[diorsbrando]

thinking ab tenko <333 tenko n his favorite thing to play with—you. finds himself fascinated with the jiggle in your thighs, the way you get embarrassed n’ scoot away when he stares at you for too long. tenko who’s just ab to snap at you to sit still when your fingers come tugging at his hair. think he gets a lil crazy ab hair pulling <333

tenko thoughts feeding my soul so well thank u 4 this semmie <3 >\\\<

he definitely gets a little primal, maybe even a little needy, when you give his silvery white roots a little tug <3 his face could be nuzzled in the junction between your collarbone and under your ear, letting his teeth purposefully graze your skin in between wet kisses as a silent warning to fucking keep still. so his big calloused palms could carefully, analytically explore the soft canvas that is your skin the way he wants. he finds it so so adorable when you turn your head away from his intense crimson daze (inadvertently giving him even more access to your throat and neck). you made a point to bite your lip to hold back your soft mewls , bc he apparently “made you nervous”, you told him once a long time ago. ‘that’s utter bullshit’, he’d think. you had to be something of a temptress, a siren, underneath that shy layer of your personality, otherwise you would have worn some kind of pants under that oversized t-shirt you wore. but instead you thought plain black panties would be enough. he lost focus on his game several times because he was lost in the way your thick thighs looked paired with those shin-length socks, and the way it would jiggle at the slightest movement. much like now, when he landed a rough palm on the meat of your thigh, because he couldn’t get over how supple they were. & he drank up the breathy whines of his name— his real name— when his lips immediately gravitated towards yours. GOD he was so obsessed and in love with you, you might be his downfall.

[ofthecaravel]

i forever fear the day that lena will hear my voice and she has to realize that i have one of the most annoying accents in the entire united states

[cemeterything]

i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.

[axelhasstoppedresponding]

welp, i've put my statues on my discord accounts as lyrics from The Masochism Tango, now we wait for my partner to ask what the fuck is going on :]

[ixhadbadxdays]

Me: I just recently had my period. I am not due to have my period for another 2.5 weeks.

My stomach: time for sharp cramps in that spot right there.

Me: ...time to open my period app to double check that I'm not due to start my period that doesn't start for another two and a half weeks.

[mickedy]

Does anyone remember the internet when MLP first got popular and people online were insisting They were swearing up and down that the show was for adults, and that it was marketed towards kids but was Definitely For adults, full of mature humor and dark concepts and deep complex characters. and then nowadays you go look up an episode of MLP: FiM and the episode synopsis is something like Pinkie Pie Lost Her Balloon 🎈💔

[dateamonster]

"top ten movies about Girlhood" whose girlhood? whose girlhood? what kind of girl are these movies about? answer quickly.

[isjasz]

🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌖

(happy eclipse day yesterday🎆🎆🎆)

[demigods-posts]

i think the funniest way rick could slip in a swear word in the books is not in a carefully built up and thought out dramatic scene but in the most casual way where you wouldn't expect it. like imagine annabeth doing the most outlandish and random and weirdest thing percy has ever seen her do and he just goes "annabeth, what the fuck was that?" and then they just move on like the swear word didn't happen. because i think that'd be hilarious.