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pr · 2 years

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how do i make every decision from this point on to achieve owning a horse

#i wanna horse #i wanna horse SO fucking bad #i wanna bond with an animal that can take me across the land and into the wilderness and we trust each other intrinsically #i also just want a silly big guy that i scoop the poop of and is scared of imaginary snakes<3 #horses #op

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baconplasm · 1 year

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sorry (?)

#FF16 #FF16 spoilers #dkfhjgjdfhg just to be safe considering I did guessed that twink is gonna be odin's horse since I saw him in the demo #barnabas tharmr #sleipnir harbard #glad that i guessed right tho bc its so fucking funny #(MAJOR SPOILERS IN THE TAGS)#considering hes an egis made by barnabas I have so many questions bc #he couldve made any dude #but he made a fruity ass twink to become his stead #and he can CLONE HIMSELF??#i wanna know what barnabas is thinking so bad #bacons art

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missaesthetics · 8 months

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The slight smirk… 🥵

#he’s so freaking hot I wanna cry #I want him so bad #please fuck me #billy the kid #save a horse ride a cowboy

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gently-decaying-flowers · 3 months

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it is 5:30 in the morning and i am still itching to draw these lesbians

rattling the bars of my enclosure

#the sillies #ERRURURRURHGHHR I NEED TO #fuck i’m gonna be so busy today #my stepsister has a horse show then we SHOULD be getting haircuts #damn i need a haircut so bad every time i look in the mirror i wanna take scissors to it myself #then i have someone’s grad party #which i’m excited for but lwk worried bc if her little sister isn’t there idk who im gonna hang out with #(my other upperclassmen friends will be there but im still convinced they don’t like me)#(when they’ve proven they do)#i also need to go see my friend and hug them before i explode #they literally live down the street and we haven’t been able to hang out bc i’m so busy errghhh also if you see this hiiiiiiii im gonna try #anyway i wanna drawwwww im going insane about them

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doctapuella · 6 months

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phil... please.... just shut up about it.....

#i dont even care what happened at all in #but i am so fucking sick of sanctimonious douchebags online shouting about how theyre right and nobody else is #i dont care!#its not our business!#and now this stupjd interview today is just gonna fuel so many bad faith posts and im TIRED of it #i just wanna be a casual punk fan!!!#i dont give a fuck about the disk horse #just. fucking. enough already.

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jorvikzelda · 1 year

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I am going insane. but fear not. before the end of the day. I will go even more insane

#it doesnt help that im also so fucking hungry and have so fucking NO APPETITE thank you birth control #I love it when no food is appetising #dont even think I'd enjoy cereal and I could eat a box of cereal in one sitting normally #everything tastes like sad #z talks #not horse game #im so hungry. i wanna like food so bad. unfortunately i do not like food. any of it #probably gonna cry into my dinner haha

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vermillioncrown · 2 years

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pretty sure your snare trap has math for cheese

you'd think so. i thought so, too--but no one talks to me about the actual math from my fanfic (me getting hurt feelings from everyone fixating on 'bruce wayne batman dating' rather than chasing the 'data regression' -> 'fast fourier transform' -> 'dick grayson is a former mathlete about to read korvin to filth', but i fucking did it to myself and know it)

actual math/stem people more knowledgeable than me take one look and go "lmao poser" and ignore it

laymen read my fic and don't care beyond the spectacle

i think the math acts like a filter. you either vibe w my processes (which cannot be separated from how i write) or you [x] immediately

#inquiry #Anonymous #opinionated verm #there is something else that is the lure #a certain menthol illinois if you will #dude idk sometimes i wanna joke and advertise 'get some fucking science here'#but i also know a lot of fics over the decade that touted that kind of . uh. and they didn't vibe with me #don't agree with their portrayal of stem-related things + research + 'intelligence' and 'capability'#so many fics i've read wanting more 'realism' of certain mechanics or whatever #i pass away as soon as i see how they handle the subject matter. i see it enough day-to-day. i do not need the same attitude in fic #idk my goal isn't to blind someone with math and science it's just how my square-shaped brain thinks #and i wanna demystify + also allow people to give the subject respect. a measured treatment in a candid manner #so i think if i ever advertised myself as a math/science-focused writer i'll become the enemy #that's when you guys put me down like a lame horse. promise okay?#but at the same time i cannot lie to myself and divorce the thinking patterns i'm used to from my field #bc despite not studying lit + last lit class ever i slept through four months...#my current work requires me to put stories together. subject matter is technical and non-fiction.#(i'll also say... the bruce wayne sugar baby punchline will not end how most of you probably think it will. based on heuristics)#(but that's not bad. it just means i'll continue to make y'all spittake)

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izzy-b-hands · 7 months

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Trying to make my brain do anything today has just been case after case of 'well, half-assed is better than nothing I guess.'

#text post #idk why i have such bad post-survey mental dips every time but I always do #literally last night before end of my shift was like okay brain. it's ok that we aren't working after this. this is fine.#there's another survey in two weeks (for ONCE they told us in advance) and in the in between other things I can do to keep making some mone #and I felt really confident abt that at that point! wish that confidence hadn't been so misplaced bc I did in fact spiral #was actually exhausted enough to just eat shower and sleep after work but the shower was just a big spiral w/crying and scrubbing lmao #whatever. did a mini vid in the new outfit i have for the side job and will do dishes tonight #plus I'll get my shot done bc that's a day late now too #prolific and cloud i got a bit done too and i'll keep checking those thru the night #i actually wanna play gta for a bit & try it with the controller but i feel guilty every time i so much as look at steam so. we'll see #i just need to do something else useful today bc tomorrow will be a full filming day most likely so. gotta make today useful too #I know it must sound like im not really trying to work with my brain on this but i shit u not #this is my brain when im actively employing coping skills and other things to try and counteract the 'work or die' mindset #i dont know how to make it any better and at this point I don't think I can #this was baked into me as a kid lmao bc even playing needed to have a point/story/some goal to achieve #or why the fuck was i playing with my barbies or metal toy cars or dinosaur and horse figurines to begin with #im rambling to put off doing the dishes ignore me lmao

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ranger-kellyn · 1 year

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Forced to be working at my stupid job where I’m paid to work when i could be home playing the sims 😭

#got the new pack and I’m playing a ‘horse girl’ legacy challenge #where all my heirs are girls and I’m on short lifespan and on a quest to eventually breed a really good horse #Having a huge family on short lifespan is hard so my first heir is actually a trans girl and i love her #my first horse got taken by animal services tho……….#i never got a pop up saying she was hungry!!!! it’s not my fault!!!!#i got back from a horse race and then she was taken away i didnt even have a chance to fix things!!!!#i miss u sunshine </3 #talking tag #i just wanna play the sims so fucking BAD im having so much fun

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batslime · 1 year

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we need to bring back iron we need more wrought iron me need fences we need bed frames we need fisk patented coffins in which we found red lipped beauties untouched by time because the window into their grave was so airtight their very soul was trapped inside huddling with the body of that who they once were. please

#literally if im buried i wanna be put in a fisk coffin sooooo bad they fuck so hard #i think what i ultimately would like is a lifesize marble sculpture of an old horse drawn hearse #with thick glass windows peeking at my cadaver inside and im wearing like victorian mourning dress and i have a chiffon veil but you can sti #ll watch me rot. but thatd be pretty expensive. but a fisk coffin would also be pretty expensive.#damn i guess thats actually good motivation to force myself to work and save

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indigoire · 1 year

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Me playing my pirated leak of a certain game and wanting to go nuts telling people about the new things in store for them:

#I am so bad about spoilers thank fuck we only have a few days to go #and I'm also looking forward to the actual copy I preordered because the pirated copy is a glitchy and will randomly crash #riding horses is a laggy nightmare #but! there's so much cool new stuff!!!#I made a list of all the things I'm excited about and I still wanna shout from the heavens

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simptasia · 2 years

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do i have any right to call buffy a cringe show when im currently browsing old heroes sylar/peter fanfiction?

yeah

#ohh you talk about a cringe show? the writers strike of 2007 to 2008 fucked heroes HARD #season 1 is a good and engaging television. seasons 2 to 4 are a trainwreck in slow motion #and honestly the only reason people kept watching was because of sylar. and the show was paaainfully aware of that #an exercise in beating a horse to death #and i watched. i watched those terrible seasons. because zachary quinto causes pussy derangement #and im not ashamed. have you fucking seen that man #anyways. season 1 is good #at least as far as i remember. the actors are great. and the editing/score is very good #iits very like. gripping #i think season 1 of heroes was the Peak of that genre of television that happened when LOST was popular #that genre being We Wanna Be LOST So Baaaaad #i saw heroes before lost btw #but looking back and having rewatched heroes since. it's so got that lost copycat vibe #in a good way! during season one!#large ensemble cast of fucked up people #and theres mysteries and intrigue and everybody is connected. it's great #also heroes does something i consider fucking inspired: when they change the scene to somebody else #theres text at the bottom telling the audience which character(s) we're focusing on (and their location)#its their version of an establishing shot and i really like it. it's simple but effective. and helps one keep track of everybody #heroes turned out bad but to anybody who has seen it: when you start the show and you hear that weird wail singing #mohinder's narration all like ''where do we come from?'' over shots of several of our characters #don't tell me you don't feel chills

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catgirlwerewolf · 2 years

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im having too much fun with this fic

#the situation is dire but the mood is incurably silly theyre literally just sitting here like #hey bud :] youre so weird. do you wanna work on our project vs please stop existing near me i need horse levels of ketamine asap. yes btw #this sucks so fucking bad i love it so much. i want them to form a suicide pact and die in an explosion

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chilchussy · 2 months

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This one’s for the Fallout girlies

#the bad thing about having tumblr as your only social media is that when fun things happen you wanna post about it #and usually no one gives a fuck because I keep DELETING MY BLOG AND STARTING A NEW ONE WITHOUT TELLING MY OLD FOLLOWERS #so sorry but you guys have to look at my horse now

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jorvikzelda · 1 year

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This may be a good and normal thing but I have absolutely zero regrets about having purchased the laptop last night. Like all day yesterday and even as I was buying I was going oh god should I should I not but now I’m not even having second thoughts about the huge display lmao

#SO FUCKING GLAD that I actually did some extra research rather than just going meh the one I looked at before is probably better #I think it was a SIGN that I got paid a little early for the month’s work and then like the day after the laptop I bought went on sale #(Didn’t actually pay immediately so I didn’t USE any of that money but that is besides the point)#Only with the reservation of man… it’s big… and heavy… and REALLY huge and that’s bad…#I HAD deep down been going ‘man if only there was a bigger laptop with the same specs as the one I wanna buy’#And then!!! This baby pops up!! With a big display and BETTER specs!!!!!!!!#Cannot begin to express my excitement at playing Real People Games like that hasn’t even been a POSSIBILITY #Stray is at the top of my list right next to ranch of rivershine #And also probably Elden Ring that shit looks NEAT #(Also yes there is a catch and a reason this one is cheaper even though it’s better! The one I was planning on getting had an OLED display #This one’s just a normal good old LCD display. But in all honesty that is ABSOLUTELY a sacrifice I’m willing to make lol)#z talks #not horse game #Also the fact it’s not currently in stock so I’ll be waiting almost 3 weeks for it also very much feels like a good thing #Like. I have a Date on which I can expect to Receive It. And that means I have a very set time frame for the stuff I want to do to prepare #(mainly organise my cloud storage to make sure everything’s where it should be)#(but that’s a bigger problem than it might sound like because I have a LOT of files)

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snekdood · 11 months

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the only way i could be anonymous online at this point is if i deleted everything and stopped caring about my comic and gave up and stopped trying, and while that is tempting sometimes, im honestly just too dedicated to my characters and honestly myself and defending myself and my own dignity to do that.

#bitch im a big ol rock i aint goin nowhere lmao #i used to do that sometimes when i wanted a breather but theres no real point in doing that now #bc if i post my characters anywhere no doubt it'll somehow trail back to my abuser or their flying monkeys #and it'll all just come back to the same old bullshit of ppl stalking me and being really fuckin weird to me and pretending to be my friend #etc etc etc #like i understand at this point that they just kinda think they're this vigilantee justice warrior leading an army against a Great Evil #and im kinda over it all like its just really dumb and boring and they're so full of themselves for it and on their high horse about it all #and its why i suspect sometimes theres rwingers in their audience bc if i can provide all that evidence of them doing weird n fucked up #shit and im still ignored then that to me just tells me. they dont care. like they dont care if their fave acts hashtag problematic bc #they're weirdly loyal to them but then get all up in arms whenever i do anything even extremely mildly conceived as bad #its not about you guys actually being concerned about stopping someone bad. stop pretending. lmao. it never was #you wanna see what you can do with your collective power. you wanna see if its possible to drive me off the internet. like thats it #you dont care about the truth or any bloodshed or anything thats whatever to you as long as you can *feel* like you're doing something #well bitch get over it bc i already know thats what you're trying to do and its just gonna make me glue myself here #i repeat: im not stuck here with you. you're all stuck here with me.#either actually engage with my side of shit and try to understand me and where im coming from or fuck off w your b/w thinking asses.#bc ive been doing nothing but trying to be nuanced over here while yall keep trying to find ways to see me as satanhitler #but i understand that when yall dont have a scapegoat bad guy you get to rely on as a punching bag for your shitty life-#that you can pretend you're punching up when more than anything you're punching sideways or down-#then you dont get to feel like the Good Guy Hero like in All Your Favorite Shows Anymore #bc those shows dont deal w nuance do they? they find an enemy and get rid of him and thats it.#so why should you right? surely reality is like a cartoon. right?#and that maybe you're actually BEING the bad guy by punching down at a trans guy who lives in poverty #and let me guess... my abusers defending the rape of israelis rn too arent they? and yall wont think about that huh #just. any bad behavior they do goes over your heads. you'll defend anything they do to the end #but if i even make the slightest mistake its over.#i kinda think yall are just like... kiwifarm types? like thats what you remind me of....#i just dont believe you have any real convictions or moral framework. i kinna think you just like blood and i mean. given your fandom....#not very hard to feel that way.

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