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If yeet not gay
why so kissable
idk man ask him😓
#this is so grant wilson coded anon#BTW IM NOT MAKING FUN OF U#I PROMISE#its just great to know that canon straight yeet bigly haunts us all#dndads#dungeons and daddies#yeet bigly#hes so fucking awesome#i was gonna make another one with killa where she just has a hand on yeets shoulddr and goes like what happened to u#and then theres a straight flag behind him#but i didnt finish it but yk!! i might some day!!!#i did itr#killa demall#any chance to tag my girl
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Apado gwaenchana Chap14💖
Chap13
Masterlist
Another fave chap btw 💖
Magazine workers (enemies to lovers AU)
Warning for this chap: Mention of alcohol, kissing games etc… (parties stuff)
Warnings2: kinda smutty.
Pairing: RenjunxReader (Only y/n’s actual name is ‘Skyler’ cause I love that name and that’s it but it’s still ‘y/n’ ok?) Btw I made everyone here older than they actually are cause they’re working at an office etc…
You (Skyler/BlueAbsinthe) work as an editor at an office for a magazine called ‘Fashion Killa’ along with your two besties, (Chloe/uwuBabe writer for the health and beauty department and Blair/NotARavenclaw, a photographer). And everything is fine untill you have to work along in an assesment with your ‘mortal enemies’.
(Dont mind the time on the chats I just write late at night, lol)
Nct members as:
Mark: Editor. Renjun: Photographer. Chenle: Editor Lucas: Model Doyoung: Model Park Jisung: Model Johnny: Model Yuta: Model Taeyong: Model Jungwoo: Model Other Idols:
Felix: As an Stray Kids member Han Jisung: As an Stray Kids member. Wonho from MX: As a model Joohoney from MX: As a model TOP from BB: As a model. Siwon from SUJU: As a model. BoA: As your boss
-Sorry I woke you up earlier. -He says as he finishes lacing his shoes.
-Don't worry. It's almost imposible not to wake me up. I don't know why but the tiniest thing would wake me.
-I use to turn off my alarm clock while sleeping I think that's worse.
You laugh. -If I do that I just keep dreaming about the alarm ringing or me arriving late to places. Also most of the time I just wake up naturally 10 minutes before it rings.
-Ok, you win. What a nightmare. I'm sorry for you.
-Me too.
You both laugh and he gives you a little peck on the lips. -Ok, I gotta go. See you later before the hot spring thingy.
You walk him to the door. -Yeah. See you. -You kiss him goodbye one last time.
You spend what is left of the afternoon with the guys, then go back to the hotel to move your things to the onsen place where you'll stay the last night before going back to Korea the next day. You hate packing so you didn't bring much stuff anyway. You share a cab with the girls trying to avoid Renjun's topic. Is not that you don't wanna tell them is just that you don't know what to tell them.
You open your case once you're in your room and put on a swinsuit and a bathrobe. Then go outside where everyone else is. Most of them are in the water but some still out drinking and chatting. It's too cold for you to stay out of the hot water so you just go in. The girls are already there anyway.
You look for the guys, you first spot fair haired Jisung between the others, then Mark and lastly Renjun who waves at you.
-Are we really allowed to drink here? -One of the model girls asks.
-Of course! Why not? We got the whole place to ourselves. -Says Lucas. There's shots swimming around in floating trays and coctels on the tables outside. You're pretty sure Lucas set those up himself .-Okay, everyone let's play!
You don't actually feel like playing tho. Your eyes are fixed on Renjun and his on you. Lucas has called everyone to the center of the onsen. He's explaining the rules of kiss or dare when there's no bottle to spin.
-I'll start. -Blair. Kiss or dare?
-Hm... Kiss.
-Okay, then kiss me. -He smirks at her and she laughs but kiss him anyways.
-My turn then. -Blair looks around for her victim. -Jisung, kiss or dare?
-Dare?
-Great, I always wondered something. Confess to the person you like if they are here right now.
-Seriously? -He asks while blushing.
-You can lose some clothes but you don't have a lot...
-It's okay, you said if I liked someone but I don't so...
-Bullshit. -She laughs.
-Let the baby gooo. -You shout at your friend and she laughs.
-Okaaay. Then it's your turn Jisung.
-Yey! Mark hyung. Kiss or dare?
-Dare.
-Hmm, cling to Lucas and do aegyo till the round ends.
-I hate you so much. -He says while walking next to Lucas and grabbing his arm. He'll be suffering from various internal breakdows during the dare. He hates skinship. -Oh, it's my turn right? I choose Renjun.
-Then I choose dare I guess. -He says.
-Why no one else wants to kiss today? -Blair asks.
Mark is looking around to see how he can mess with his friend. -Ah, I got it. Make out with her. -He's pointing at that model girl again. -You kissed him the other day right? -He asks her and she nods shyly.
Renjun looks at you but you don't know what to do. Is Mark being a jerk on purpose, or do people really don't know that you two have been sneaking out? And he told him to 'make out' that's more than just a kiss. Omg you just wanna kill Mark right now. You gulp down a shot from the floating tray. It's hella sweet so you make an ugly face after drinking it.
-C'mon guys, we are waitiiing. -Lucas can't wait anymore so he walks (or swims) to Renjun and the other girl and pushes them together so they kiss.
You're burning inside. Kinda feels like you're gonna cry but you won't. You quit the game after that. Which is not suspicious at all. Renjun quits right after you which is also not suspicious at all, and little by little people just walks away from the circle and just keep drinking near the walls. There's a point at the night where you're just too drunk and decide it's almost time to go. And you're not leaving without that idiot. There's just a few people left and Lucas made sure to remove almost every light in that place. Jisung went to bed a while ago and there's just Mark now talking and laughing with Renjun. You leave your friend's side without a warning and go visit Renjun.
-Oh, hi Skyl- -You shut his stupid mouth with a kiss.
-Oh wow. Okay... -Mark walks away just accepting somehow what just happened right in front of his salad.
You keep kissing Renjun like there's nobody else around. His body feels even softer there in the hot water. You can feel how you crave him more and more with every second that passes. Things scalate quickly. When you pull away from him you're both breathless. You walk out and put on the bath robe. It's cold outside the water. He follows you doing the same. Then you grab his hand and lead him to your room. There's no bed or hardly anything, just some futons where you lay as soon as you enter. You're out of your head right now and so is he. But you both know what you want. He starts kissing you again, and you bite his lip softly. He grunts then and deepens the kiss making you moan. There's not a lot of clothes between you two but he's getting rid of them already.
-You're so fucking beautiful, Skyler. -You can't help but smile. It's your mortal enemy right there praising you as he undresses the shit out of you.
His hands wandering your entire body. You've closed your eyes while he buries his face on your neck to bite it. Usually people biting you annoys you to the moon and back, you're the one biting, the one in charge. But Renjun it's so good at it you don't mind it at all. You're so into it you don't even realize you're shaking.
-Woah. -He stands up enough to look at you from above. -Are you okay?
You come back from heaven wondering why the hell he stopped. -Huh?? -You still kinda drunk so you just pull him back to you so he'd keep going.
-Wait. Skyler you're hot... like... your body. -You tilt your head to a side like a puppy. He must be kinda drunk too. -I mean, like, you're shaking you know? Maybe you got temperature from the cold and the hot water?
-What? Who cares? I'm okay.
-Well, I care. -He says, grabbing your hands to make you sit up. Then he throws the robe over you again.You feel kinda dizzy so you don't complain much more. He feels your forehead with his lips. -Ah yeah, you're definitely ill.
-Okay, I'm ill. Can we go on?
He chuckles. -I don't think so... You could get worse.
-No way. I never get sick, this is weird.
-Anyway, just in case, let's just sleep for now. Put on some dry clothes by the way.
-I don't wanna. -You pout. You're kinda sad he's back on his robe again too.
-Okay, at least let me dry your hair. -He says, picking up a towel and sitting next to you. He starts drying your hair with it, it's just the ends which are slightly wet but anyways.
-I hate you. -You say, still pouting.
-Okay. -He says, not leaving the towel.
You sit between his legs tho, facing him. He's focussed on his labor of drying hair so you just watch him silently. You rest your head on his chest after a while. Hugging him. -Thank you. -You say. He kiss the top of your head, hugging you back.
-Let's go to sleep, okay? -He asks. His voice so soft. You nod and get under the covers with him. -Good night. -He says letting you sleep on his chest.
-Good night. -After a couple seconds your hand slowly wanders to his crotch.
He chuckles lightly. -Skyler, please. -He says, shaking you with the arm he has around you.
-Okaay. -You say, sighing after.
He smiles to himself without opening his eyes and kisses you on top of your head again. -Good night.
-Hm, yeah. -You say, annoyed. Making him laugh again.
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#Renjun#huang renjun#renjun imagines#renjun scenarios#nct dream#nct 127#nct 2018#mark#xuxi#lucas#yukhei#jisung#park jisung#pwark jisung#renjun smut#renjun fluff#kpop scenarios#kpop blog#kpop imagines#renjun enemies to lovers#enemies to lovers#renjun cute
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Found Dog (Ch 1)
Chapter One to “Found Dog,” a Colossus x OC fanfiction.
TW:// Drug mention, violence, slight nsfw themes
“So, we heard some time today that the X-men have been… in short, becoming concerned with the mutants going missing over here.” Tracks took a long in half on his lower half mask, surrounded by at least two other girls.
Balea tried to pretend it didn’t hurt a bit.
They stood in front of him. When they were ‘working’ they were supposed to pretend they weren’t together since relationships weren’t a good thing around these parts. They were a weakness to be exploited.
“So, Wild Dog,” He leaned forward, violet eyes looking into her dead brown ones. “Go scope out the area. Threaten ‘em good. If it escalates, kill them. The X-Men will not impede on Stray Kids territory.” He growled.
“Yes sir.” They said coldly. They were already pulling on their ‘muzzle.’ They turned to exit, pills in their pocket in case they had to fight. They floated to the top of one building, albeit very slowly on the count of being human at the moment. They strolled on the rooftops before building hopping, floating between leaps gracefully, their absurdly long pea-coat almost like a dress.
The snow crunched under their feet as they looked around. Sure enough, they caught wind of a few people!
Granted two of them had the little red X’s on their suit and one with a big, bright yellow X on their shirt. One was a man with a grizzly appearance. Balea couldn’t decide if he was more a wolf or a bear with muttonchops like that! Then there was another man. Dashingly handsome, but clearly annoying the other one. Dirty blonde hair and katanas on his back. This should be easy-- not even samurai really used those according to the history books they read.
There was an extremely tall lad with… beautiful blue eyes and messy black hair in the yellow shirt. He was ripped. Pleasing to the eye. But, if their calculations were right, the yellow meant he was a trainee.
And they were normally right.
They dashed around, mostly to catch their attention as a warning. The grizzly one had blades crawl from his fists. “You guys hear that?” He asked.
“No, I thought it was the sound of you, slicing sausages with those knives of yours.” The dirty blonde rolled his eyes, unsheathing his katanas. That’s when they dashed out, knocking the tallest one to the ground. Foot on his upper chest, he was stunned. They pulled a gun and pointed it to his face before pointing another at them.
“If you value his life, you’ll turn back now.” Their voice was low, bitter and angry.
“Ow! The edge! Come on kid, give us back our boy wonder and we’ll make sure he doesn’t pummel you into a nice salsa.” The dirty blonde relaxed, upon seeing it was a rather short person.
The gun clicked.
“I asked nicely. Now I gotta make an example.”
They pulled the trigger, only for the bullet to deflect-- wait did they just get taller?
The boy took their leg and swung them across the way. They flipped, landing on all fours.
The three of them lined up to face them.
“What’s that muzzle for? I didn’t realize the freak show was in town.” The grizzled one grumbled.
“It’s cause my bite is worse than my bark.” They slipped a pill through the crack of the muzzle before their skin paled into a bright, glowing white. A reverse of white skin and black stars. Their eyes stared into them.
“I don’t like how she’s looking at us…” The metal boy finally spoke as he frowned.
“Yeah? Neither do I, big guy?” The grizzled one frowned.
“Are we gonna stand here or is this now a magic show now?” The dirty blonde was growing irritated, relaxing his pose again.
“It’s a magic show. And I’m about to make you all disappear.” They launched forward, hand around the dirty blonde’s throat before throwing him just as they’d been thrown. This time though, they flipped, their heel connecting to his face. They turned just in time to catch the grizzled one swiping at their head. They charged into him as they dodged, knocking him back.
They pulled out a knife, cutting him. And yet it healed right back up.
“Regeneration huh?” They muttered. “Ditto.”
He swiped as they floated back. In their dodging though, they didn’t see the truck of a man running towards them. The metal man wrapped his arms around them, crushing the life out of them. Their breath escaped them, their eyes on the sky. Their back popping, their bones and the like being crushed.
“Let her go. Let her talk.” The grizzled one looked up at him. The metal boy looked unsure, but did as told.
Balea coughed, sputtering. “Fuck--” They scrambled on the ground. The three of them surrounded them, armed.
“Who sent you?” The boy’s accent was thick.
“Slow down there, Vladmir Putin.” The dirty blonde raised a hand. “She’s gotta catch her breath first.”
“They--” They gasped.
“They gotta catch their breath first.” He corrected himself. Maybe these guys weren’t all bad.
“.... I’m Wild Dog.” They started. “And you’re impeding on Stray Kid territory.” They slowly got up, wobbling a bit.
“Stray Kid? What the hell is that?” the grizzly one spoke up. Oh shit.
“You mean to tell me-- ghk-- you didn’t even know what you were doing???” They wheezed.
“All we knew that mutants keep disappearing left and right in this specific block radius. Unless you’ve been pulling your ‘disappearing’ act on all of them, there’s something fishy going on.” The grizzly one frowned.
“Right-- right….” How would they lie themselves out of this one? They didn’t see a point to it. They suddenly remembered everything they’d done for the Stray Kids. Yes, they were given a roof, and clothes, and food… but in turn, they’d done a lot of dirty deeds in return.
“If I tell you this stuff, you gotta promise not to come back.” They said.
“Yeah sure, when my ex calls back.” The dirty blonde rolled his eyes. “You say that as if we’re gonna listen.” He chuckled.
“... I guess if you wanna kill the informant, sure.” They said suddenly. That changed the tune.
“What do you mean kill?” The Russian boy spoke up in concern.
“My boy-- boss. My boss won’t like it if he sees you guys again. My job was to take you out, or at least drive you out. If I come back and you guys are still kicking it… there’s no telling what’ll happen to me. So in trade for this information, you stay the fuck away from here.” They pointed, rubbing their neck.
The three of them looked at each other.
“... give us a second.” They stepped back away from them, whispering among each other. Balea meanwhile began to mess with random scrap metal laying around, just flipping them and molding them before they came back to them.
“Right, so, we’ll keep away. What is it you know?” The scruffy one asked.
“Names first. Then I’ll tell you.” They said.
“Wolverine.” The scruffy one said.
“Your real names.” They said again.
“Your mom named you ‘Wild Dog?’ You poor, unfortunate bastard.” The dirty blonde shook his head, folding his arms. “Hey, you must’ve been quite the looker when you were born--”
“Wade.” The scruffy one cut him off. So his name was Wade huh?
“.... My name is Balea McComrick.” They said.
“Logan.” The scruffy one corrected himself.
“... Piotr.” It took the Russian a second. He must be really new.
“Right, so… where do I start?” “How about where those mutants ended?” Logan suggested.
“Fair. They all had one thing in common-- they owed it to our king pin.” Balea explained.
“King pin?” “This part of New York is split into four major parts, all ran by one big gang of mutants: Von Wicke. There’s Underwater, that’s the loan sharks. They’re in the east. In the north is the Blood Wolves. They deal with threatening people and… making them… ‘disappear.’ The west has us, the Stray Kids. We’re in charge of the drugs. We get ‘em hooked, we get ‘em in debt, and then they… also disappear. Finally, the South has the Ormedus. Those guys are in charge of weapons. The best stuff from around the globe. In the end, we’re all apart of Von Wicke. But no one has seen the king pin himself.” They drew a little map in the sand, pointed out the little areas. They all paid attention carefully.
“Why’s it split up like that?” Logan asked.
“No one really knows. Only one who knows is the king pin.” They responded.
“Who is the king pin?” Wade asked.
“.... I only know him by Dilla.” They looked anxious just saying his name.
“You kids and your monickers.” Logan sighed.
“Look, no small fish knows his real name. We all use monickers and fake names when we get caught by cops. We switch it up every week, so if we get caught, we ask for, say, Jane Doe in the ‘Manhattan Cell Block.’ So no real record is drawn up.” They explained. “You mind if I used that--” “Wade.” “What!? That’s fucking genius!”
“Anyway, this idiot to the side, those mutants have been disappearing because…” “They’ve been short on payment. We don’t make your average shit. No cocaine or meth. We do something strong, hard and purposefully addicting.” They said. “We got epmed, which is an upper. There’s killa, a downer, and finally gold, an enhancer. They’re all specifically made for mutants, by mutants. And they’re all addicting. We only use the nonaddictive strands.”
“And so once they run short on cash--” “We kill ‘em. Simple as that.” They stood now from their crouched position on the ground. They all stood with them.
“So in other words, if we wanna stop all this--” “Stop right there.” They immediately held a finger to Logan.
“You don’t stop Von Wicke. Von Wicke stops you.” Balea said. “It’s why we’re so big. We control the entire state of New York’s underground shops for mutants. You fuck with one of us? Word gets around? You’ll be dead before dawn. If you try to lay a paw on Dilla, if anyone even hears you’re trying to come for him? They will send someone out for you. It’s happened many a time before. You are not the first. You will not be the last.” They said sternly.
“Oooo, mini-me’s mad!” Wade smirked. “Sorry there, baby, buuuuut we kinda gotta do the good guy thing and save all the mutants! Which is why…
You’re coming with us.”
“Pardon?”
Before they could even blink, the metal boy swung on them. They felt their jaw crack as they hit the ground. The boy looked so remorseful as he powered down. “I’m so sorry,” he frowned. “But it had to be done…”
The sky was suddenly black.
#Bone scrambling#writing#personal writing#oc x canon#oc x colossus#AU#piotr rasputin#wade wilson#logan howlett#founddogau
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The Challenge Final Reckoning Episode 2 “The Young and The Wreckless”
This weeks episode picks up where we left off, except it’s 12 hours after we learn that Melissa and Kailah are sent home. At the redemption house where Tj lets them know that they have a secret room where they can see what’s going on in the house. They get to see the fight !!!!!!! Tj starts the tape and everyone is in shock, Jenna most of all because she realizes there is a chance that Kailah is going home which means that is one less vote for her. We hear Jozea Yelling “FUCK HER ASS UP” Repeatedly. I truly felt that in my soul.
They Then Leave and we go to the main house where we learn Kayleigh and Killa Kams fate. We Learn they get to stay and that they are partners.
Everyone on twitter:
Kayleigh shares our excitement but kam however is less enthusiastic because of kayleigh cracking under pressure easily. Not a great start for #kamleigh but im sure they will be fine. In my honest opinion they will be a great time. The we see kailah and melissa leaving. Melissa has very little remorse for what she did but I mean I wouldn’t either especially since kailah did lay her hands on melissa first. when all melissa was trying to do was become civil with each other while in the house. Kailah is a very stubborn person but shes also a scorpio which makes total sense on why she acts the way she does. Kailah was in tears over the fact she was being sent home. I honestly felt bad since well this is her job and she’s mediocre at best. Que the crazy Kailah fans coming to attack.. Life goes on in the house after they leave Paulie and Cara are having a conversation with each other and its pretty apparent to me that they are really feeling each other, then we have Brad come up to talk to Cara about what to do about kyle. Heres the thing Hair plugs I tried to like you I really did but you remind me of my ex who couldnt tell the truth and played the victim constantly.
They had a little conversation about kyle and cara calls him a pathological lair. It’s pretty apparent that Cara isn’t over Kyle and Kyle isn’t over Cara since he gets pissed everytime cara speaks to any dude . Ie Her and paulie. According to another review apparently no one likes cara (Paulie & Kyle) yet its pretty apparent to everyone that they both like her. But then again sis go off. Cut to paulie cara and faith on the couch where kyle comes over because SHOCKER hes jealous!!! Faith then compares them to the Bermuda triangle which is the damn truth then proceeds to say “well i’m still gonna get to know him because i want too”. I’m just gonna go ahead and state some facts FAITH BABY WHAT IS YOU DOING . HE DOESNT REALLY LIKE YOU HES JUST BEING A FUCKBOY AND TRYING TO MAKE CARA JEALOUS. RUN THE FUCK AWAY OKUUUUURRRRRRRR. Cut to kyle and faith getting into bed together.. Paulie & Marie out here speaking facts to Cara. Baby you are letting him rent space in your head and he’s mad that you wont give him the attention he wants. Then Marie said it’s okay to have feelings and to express them. & thats why they are vendettas which is the fucking truth. #teamcaramarie
Then we cut to a very staged conversation with Bananas and Natalie where they speak about him “hooking up” with kayleigh. I felt as if in the situation Natalie played the victim. Then we cut to Hair Plugs and Natalie talking about her relationship status and that shes in a relationship with a girl! She then comes out as Pansexual and it was honestly a beautiful moment . Then we have her talk about how kayleigh outed her for being gay. IT IS NEVER OKAY TO OUT SOMEONE EVER. I DO NOT CARE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THAT TO SOMEONE. That’s my issue with kayleigh in all honesty is the fact she never apologized about the situation and the fact she’s shown zero remorse. Beauty is only skin deep but ugly is to the core. Only an ugly human being would do that to someone ..
Cut to the redemption house.
Here’s the deal with Chuck and Britni, they clearly still have feelings for each other. The conversation showed that. Just like Jozea said a Telenovela that will never end. Da’vonne really took me out with the talk of britni needing an oscar. People also really need to leave britni alone, she was with him for two years and he up and left for no reason when all she did was love him then was with another girl not even a week later. She clearly still has feelings, and he does as well, he’s just a Leo so clearly he’s not going to show them. Their relationship reminds me so much of knight and jemmyes. There is so much love there still and you can tell when they interact with each other . & Jenna baby please keep your thoughts to yourself you’re with Americas Biggest Douchebag who constantly cheated on you. Stay In your lane please.
WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE BANANAS PARTNER
It literally could be anybody, he’s pissed off so many people in the past . I was really hoping for wes or evelyn because that would just be so much entertainment plus uhm hello to the winners of season 32. But no MTV would never. We go to the Challenge and Tj tells Johnnys partner to come out, after a dramatic commercial break we see the one the only clumsy Tony run out and every doing the Tony Time thing to him and I’m like
Great it’s Tony. Like Joss said “I’m not even sure if he can tell time”. I’m already annoyed.
We go into the challenge.
It was very comical tbh.
Brad and Kyle won
#LEAVEDERRICKALONE2K18
He messed up hes only human, but can we please just talk about the fact mtv some how got ahold of the music I used for my 4th grade Ballet recital and played it when veronica & amanda got tangled together. Then you have shane, talking about how he feels like tinkerbell and i felt that in my soul.
Shane has been dragging Bananas in every confessional and it has me crying.
As we are leaving the challenge I see hair plugs try and go touch cara and im like
We get a preview of next where we get Paulie v Hair Plugs
Hi Paulie ILY end him pls.
I have a huge interview coming on the blog here real soon.
It’s with someone from Ayto, if you want to ask question go ahead and send them via Twitter.
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