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[pesterloglog]

Meenah Peixes, Cronus Ampora, Kankri Vantas

Act 6, page 5308

MEENAH: yo that was some scuzzy repartee there even for you crodog

CRONUS: the last thing my feelings need is your harsh judgment. i just cant handle that, on top of evwerything else youvwe done to me.

MEENAH: what the fuck else i done to you??

CRONUS: you ignored me.

MEENAH: ugh

CRONUS: this is serious. please dont dismiss my emotions like that.

CRONUS: look, i havwe an especially tortured and confused sole. i reelly cant afjord anemone more greef from you.

#eh? #ehhhh?

MEENAH: i cannot

MEENAH: B-ELI-EV-E

MEENAH: you are doing my fish pun thing while youre still tryin to hit on me

CRONUS: nyeh. vworth a shot.

MEENAH: dont ever say a fish thing again or ill gut you

CRONUS: you knowv, youre being a bit hypocritical here, dont you think?

MEENAH: what

CRONUS: taking me to task for ripping captor a sorely deservwed newv nook.

CRONUS: like you arent evwen more guilty of abusing the poor fella.

MEENAH: youre such a glubbin liar

CRONUS: oh am i?

CRONUS: tell me, pray tell, vwho vwas it exactly, in vwhich alternate univwerse, that used growvnup captor as a livwing vwarp drivwe in her spaceship for millenia?

#helmsman

MEENAH: hey that wasnt me

MEENAH: i mean

MEENAH: not yet... uh

MEENAH: alternate ways

#38|

CRONUS: oh sure. no grub sauce on your hands!

MEENAH: wow you did it

MEENAH: ampora you totally changed my mind about you lets start makin out immediately

#not

CRONUS: just admit it. you havwe it vwithin you to be just as harsh to our behelmeted buddy as i am, if not more.

#helmchan

MEENAH: man

MEENAH: a girls gotta have fuel for her pimp ride know what im sayin

MEENAH: like

MEENAH: i probably took care of him good

MEENAH: you know how it is someones gotta take care of the guy anyways

MEENAH: and... yeah

#38(

CRONUS: oh, howv the rationalizations begin to flowv vwhen it suits your ovwerinflated ego. so vwery typical of the kind of people vwho reject me.

#i.e. literally evweryone

MEENAH: at least i dont think im an alien

CRONUS: vwhat? vwhat are you talking about?

MEENAH: look at you all frontin in that stupid getup

MEENAH: with your slicked hair and that dumb little wand in your mouth

CRONUS: excuse me. its not a vwand. you knovw perfectly vwell my vwizarding days are behind me. its called a "human cigarette" and apparently youre supposed to set it on fire.

CRONUS: although if you ask me, burning it seems like a vwaste of a perfectly good and cool "cigarette."

MEENAH: i heard a rumor you think youre a human now

MEENAH: that true

CRONUS: its a privwate matter. i dont see vwhy i should havwe to talk about it vwith you, and open myself up to more of your judgmental scorn.

MEENAH: sounds like another desperate cry for attention imo

KANKRI: I feel I sh9uld jump in here at this m9ment, Meenah, 6ef9re y9u inadvertently shame Cr9nus f9r his extremely delicate feelings 9f species dysph9ria.

CRONUS: no, kankri... man, you dont need to jump in here and defend me like this. i got it.

MEENAH: aaaand im gone

MEENAH: you bros can figure out your boring feelings without me

CRONUS: meenah vwait... awv man. just like that, shes out of my life again. you had to go and fuck it up for me, didnt you? some "friends" i havwe.

KANKRI: Listen, I was d9ing y9u a fav9r. Y9u d9n't need t9 6e dating any9ne wh9 can't appreciate y9u f9r wh9 y9u really are, 9r m9re imp9rtantly, which fantasy versi9n 9f y9urself y9u m9st str9ngly identify with.

CRONUS: yeah, youre probably right. she doesnt appreciate me. so fevw of you cats do, really.

#evwen the ones vwho literally identify as cats

CRONUS: to be honest, she might be right. sometimes i think i might only be saying im a human to get attention. maybe i should givwe it up.

KANKRI: I'd 6e extremely disapp9inted t9 hear that, if it were true. That w9uld 6e such a slap in the face t9 all th9se wh9 kn9w themselves t9 6e an alien while trapped in the pedestrian 69dy 9f their 9wn race. It w9uld 6e unspeaka6ly invalidating 9f their struggles and massively triggering t9 their em9ti9ns.

#TW #invalidated struggles #triggered em9ti9ns

KANKRI: 6ut f9rtunately, I kn9w y9u w9uld never st99p as l9w as that. Y9u understanda6ly have d9u6ts a69ut y9ur feelings and pr96a6ly d9wnplay them as a defense mechanism, since s9 few are prepared t9 rec9gnize the legitimacy 9f y9ur plight. 6ut I am, and I just wanted y9u t9 kn9w that I'm here f9r y9u, and am prepared t9 lecture t9 y9u extensively, I mean, listen t9 y9u extensively, a69ut y9ur ultra-imp9rtant pr96lem.

CRONUS: vwowv. thanks, pal.

CRONUS: youre right. my feelings really are real. not fake, like the huge disappointing fraud that magic turned out to be.

CRONUS: i guess the truth is, deep dowvn i alvways knewv i vwas a 1950s-style human greaser.

CRONUS: i just needed to finally be introduced to human culture to make sense of those feelings.

KANKRI: W9nderful. I'm s9 happy y9u have f9und the light 9f truth within y9urself. N9w j9in me in tagging 9ur discussi9n with righte9us warnings, as we c9nsecrate y9ur disadvantage in the h9ly annals 9f Pr96lematics.

[pansy-chic27213]

I was really excited about the new swimming update, so I made an outdoor aquarium on the flat black rocks along the beach at the top of my island. I sprinkled some other nautical stuff around, like a wetsuit rental booth, an anchor statue, and my lighthouse.

I showed my dad, and he jokingly said, “So you’ve taken the fish out of their homes, and then put then in cages looking out over the sea. You can never go back~!”

I started crying.

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

[flippinoptimist]

> Vel / Sawbones, pt 1

[tsumikoz]

~-~

[migrasimasa-blog]

After Song

February was always a month full of pleasure, when the rain was falling almost every day, and they start talking with each other, Mike and Jenna.

"I dont know why fish and chips is so good" she said one day while enjoying a plate of mcdonalds fish and chips. "I mean, like, really good"

"Perhaps its because you loved sea so much" He answered while sipping his black coffee.

Those were only a snap conversation of Mike and Jenna among their thousand of priceless moments.

Late night talking on a 24h burger joint, playin kokology in the corner of the room, sitting on cafè doing nothing, or even tryin watercolor painting at sunday morning.

For a year they create a wonderful movielike relationship, that everyone will jealous about.

Jenna didnt love him at the first sight. They were bestfriends. And then love formed gradually. She loves the way he talked straightforward as it is, his sense of humour, and most of all she loves the way he make her felt safe around him.

"If home is where the heart is, i know where exactly my heart is, him" Jenna said.

Mike is a calm gentle guy, he was always a little bit messy. And he loved Jenna from the first sight. He loves the way she smiled, her eyes when she talked, and most of all he loves the way she make him a happiest soul.

"She was always my morning sun, full of warmth and energy, the kind of person that makes me wanted to stay, because i know there's no place i'd rather be.

It was such a shame a relationship that almost like a fairy tale had to end. And the reason is was clichè, they were not meant to be. It wasnt their feelings has changed. It wasnt that they betrayed each other.

They ended it because they should. It was just all about time.

Now and every night forth, if they missed each other they played a song on a rainy night, to recall a sweet old memory.

And after song, they both wishes to repeat their memories just one more time.

[pesterloglog]

Meenah Peixes, Meulin Leijon

Act 6, page 5308

MEENAH: sup meu

MEULIN: (=｀ω´=) < 33333333333!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: (^・ω・^ ) < GOMGOMGOGOMGOGMMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMOG. MOG!!!

#EM #OH #G33

MEENAH: whoa leijon

MEENAH: your rumble spheres

MEENAH: clam those suckas this instant

MEULIN: (^・x・^) < NO.

MEULIN: (=^･^=) < I WILL NOT CLAM THEM.

MEULIN: ヽ(=^･ω･^=)丿 < THEY WILL STAY WILDLY AND GL33FURRY UNCLAMMED, BECAUSE, AND I REPEAT:

MEULIN: (^･o･^)ﾉ < MOG.

MEENAH: mog

MEULIN: (=^･^=) < MOG, M33NAH.

MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < _MOG_!!!!!!!!!

#:33

MEENAH: idgi

MEULIN: (^._.^)ﾉ < M33NAH. MOG COULD NOT BE ANY SIMPLER.

#UNLESS SPELLED CORRECTLY

MEENAH: dude fuck mog

MEENAH: oh wait you mean omg

MEULIN: (=^･ω･^=) < (=^-ω-^=)

MEENAH: well fuck that too

MEENAH: i know you cant physically monitor the volume of your piercing fangirly shrieks but try to keep it down

MEENAH: like just be normal excited for once

MEULIN: (^._.^)

MEENAH: or

MEENAH: should i say

MEENAH: "fur pounce"

#3;)

MEULIN: (=^ω^=) < 333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!

#SO MANY 33'S

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < M33NAH I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH! WHY DIDN'T WE EVER HANG OUT WHEN WE WERE ALIVE???

MEULIN: (=^‥^=) < I HAD SO MUCH TIME TO PAWNDER THAT AND IT'S ONE OF MY D33PEST REGRETS.

MEENAH: it was probably cause you didnt like me very much

MEENAH: but s'chool no one really did

MEULIN: (=^･ｪ･^=) < WHAAAT. THAT'S NOT TRUE! I'M SURE I LIKED YOU! DIDN'T I?

#YOU WERE INVOLVED IN SOME OF MY FINEST SHIPS!

MEENAH: i mean i did try to kill you a couple times

MEULIN: (^・x・^) < YOU DID? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT...

MEENAH: water under the crossing trestle

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < YES!!!

MEULIN: (^._.^)ﾉ < BUT, UM, IF YOU TRIED TO KILL ME, SHOULDN'T I BE THE ONE TO SAY THAT TO YOU?

MEENAH: ...

MEENAH: lejayjay how about you shut up and go back to being excited to see me

#feel free to unclam those tatas

MEULIN: (=ＴェＴ=) < 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN:

MEULIN:

MEULIN:

MEENAH: can we plz cool it on the shitty mimes tho

MEENAH: seriously cant understand what your tryin to say half the time

#the literal worst form of communication ever

MEULIN: (=^･ω･^=) < WE HAVE TO CATCH UP RIGHT AWAY. YOU MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH WHILE YOU WERE GONE!

#"CATCH" #!!! #LIKE A FISH! #S33 I'M YOUR FRIEND!!!

MEENAH: did i really

MEENAH: to be conchnest that sounds mad unlikely

MEENAH: you would not even believe the boring conversations i just slogged through with some a you glubbin windbaggers

#even ones where i technically wasnt even "being me"

MEULIN: (=^･^=) < YOU SOOO DID THOUGH. WE'VE ALL B33N THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER SINCE WE DIED. I BELIEVE WE'VE MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS IN DEALING WITH OUR PURRSONAL ISSUES AND PUTTING OUR OLD DIFURRENCES BEHIND US.

#ETERNITY HAS ONLY STRENGTHENED MY COMMITMENT TO CAT PUNS!!! #:33

MEENAH: dont sound like you put much time into your fightin skills though

MEENAH: yall do realize you might be on the verge of dying AGAIN right?

MEULIN: (=^･ｪ･^=) < AND THE SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: ＼(=^‥^)/ < OMG M33NAH, THE SHIIIIIIIIIPPING! (=；ェ；=) ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ (^・ω・^ )

MEULIN: (^・ω・^ ) < YOU WON'T EVEN _BELIEVE_ WHO GOT TOGETHER OVER THE SW33PS. AND THE QUADRANTS! THE QUADRANTS THEY PAIRED UP IN... IT WILL _BLOW_. _YOUR_. _MIND_.

MEULIN: (=^･^=) < I DON'T THINK I CAN EVEN CONVEY HOW MUCH... I JUST...

#DON'T #I...

MEULIN: (^・x・^) < I CAN'T.

#NO #THAT'S IT

MEULIN: └(=^‥^=)┐ < I AM COMPLETELY UNABLE TO CAN RIGHT NOW.

#HAVE EXACTLY ZERO CANS

MEENAH: 38|

MEULIN: (=；ェ；=) < YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, M33NAH. THE F33LS.

MEULIN: (=ＴωＴ=) < THE F333333333LS!!!!!!!!!

#MIMES INCOMING!!!

MEULIN:

MEULIN:

MEULIN:

MEENAH: had a suspicion this chat would devolve into gossip about who banged who

MEENAH: let me know if you wanna catch up on actual relevant shit some time

#heres ma math #yall got shell phones here right

MEENAH: holla at ya girl meumix