#i’m in a puddle on the floor

[a-sweet-desperate-softie]

The moment when you realize the you’ve crossed the threshold. When the short, manageable waves of desperation become non-stop. When you finally reach the point where your body takes over: You don’t get to ignore it anymore… you’re going to pee, whether you want to or not… it’s just a matter of time.

[sweetsoftanddesperate]

The dynamic between omo and having an embarrassment kink is such a beautifully flexible thing.

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Don’t have enough time to do too much? Just go wet yourself! No holding. No desperation. No build up. Just pee your pants. It’ll hardly be satisfying if you try to play it cool.

It’s so embarrassing that you wet yourself on purpose. You didn’t even try to hold it! And look at how little that wet spot is… You even tried to make it seem bigger by keeping you knees together, huh. Was it even worth it?

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Don’t want to wet yourself at all? No problem! Just hold it until you’re all sweaty, panting, and can barely stay standing without holding yourself up. Then just use the toilet as if nothing happened. Being out of breath and exhausted five minutes later is a total mindfuck.

Hehe, did it feel good to make yourself wait? Yeah, I know you’re so used to giving your body exactly what it wants; I know how much you love to indulge. Oh babe, your face is all flushed! You must have been trying so hard to hold it. But you made it in time right?? Can you imagine how embarrassed you be if you peed your pants! Haha, you know I’m just teasing 😘

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You want to hold until your sweaty and panting AND you want to wet yourself? Also great! Allowing tension and energy to build and build inside you until you can’t any more and pee starts sputtering and splashing out of you.

You got this. You can hold it. Everything just keeps building. You need to focus. If you get distracted, even for a second, your body might let go. Focus! Yeah, keep dancing. Keep pacing around the bathroom; that always helps for a while. Oh! Yup, hands between your legs… haha, we both know what that means! It’s okay. I know, I know, shhh. You just need to find a comfortable position, I get it. Mhmm, I know you’re embarrassed but just breathe.. I promise you’ll feel better if you… Ahh, there it is. Mmm… do you feel better now?

[lil-shiro]

@.astonmartinf1: Lance Stroll 🤝 Las Vegas.

Fourteen positions. Ten points. One barnstorming drive.

An unforgettable performance!

[tinyfaust]

I don’t know who I am, I don’t know where I am

Lost in Time and Space - Lord Huron

A few short days ago I read the absolute best fic of my life called Three Days on the Red Planet by CaptainHoney on ao3 and it was absolutely life changing! My friends and I can’t stop talking about it. I’ve made SO many little sketches outside of this piece to like work out little things bc I SUCK at drawing mechanical stuff but it’s fine it’s totally fine (sobbing). I’ll probably put the sketches on Instagram since I mainly have my peeps over there (tiny_faust) so if you’re on insta come say hi!!

Anyways, hope y’all like this piece and be sure to give the author some love!! ❤️ @grandmastattoo

I also made a playlist of the music I used to help me get into the vibe for the art if anyone needs or wants it :D

[frnkiebby]

god fucking DAMNIT~🎃

[majosullivan]

Alright everyone, who wants to bet that the final things causes Kappa and Siren’s new hearts to be permanently theirs is saying ‘I love you’ to each other for the first time?

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[weyounthevorta]

Hunter (S07E13)

How many of Jimmy’s sins would you forgive just to be close to his pretty face?

[toasterdrake]

SHE CANT BE SAYING THESE THINGS TO ME IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH. IM NOT STRONG ENOUGHHH

[jaywriteshome]

NIALL JAMES HORAN

[a-sweet-desperate-softie]

The second little wetting 15-20 minutes after the first is one of the most comforting sensations I’ve ever experienced. Sure, it doesn’t have all the excitement and pizzazz of the first wetting but that’s not the point. Oh, you already wet yourself once and now you’re too tired to get up and use the toilet because you wore yourself out from trying so hard to hold it? Of course you are, sweetheart.

[sweetsoftanddesperate]

The sound of your jeans aggressively rubbing together as you potty dance in the bathroom.

Hoping the little steps you keep taking —back and forth, side to side— aren’t too loud, too rhythmic, so you don’t get caught.

Hoping no one heard that sudden gasp you just made. Or that cute little moan right after

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So, I wrote this an hour ago but then I absolutely flooded my pants and collapsed into a literal puddle on my bathroom floor. Sorry for the delay 😅

[becabeale143]

It’s a dream 🌹❤️

[giggle-bee]

finding someone you can be silly with >>>>>

[vveissesfleisch]

if you can’t find the meaning

i’ll tell it to you

if you can’t see your future

i’ll sell it to you

Merchant of the Void - 3TEETH ft. Mick Gordon

[interrogatethecat]

guys guys guys. can we PLEASE talk about french omens. very specifically how in s1 Crowley calling Aziraphale “angel” translates to “mon ange” (my angel) and then in s2 it STOPS and becomes “l’anglot” (cherub) which is very endearing but no. insane about it because then in 2x6 EVERY OTHER COUPLE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO PARALLEL THEM CALLS EACH OTHER “MON ANGE.” BEELZEBUB AND GABRIEL. NINA AND MAGGIE. I AM

[whiskeyswifty]

One of the most stunning photos of her ever perhaps

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