#i’ve had food poisoning from BEEF twice. three concussions. i got hit by a car once. i’ve almost drowned at least twice
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I think the worst part of falling down today was that it was such a weirdly enjoyable shift up to that point
#like ya girl got in the ZONE while i was cashiering#i was boogieing. i was singing totals. i was saying dumb shit like ‘i’m behind you with stuff’ as if that was a sufficient warning#and then BOOM i’m on the ground with a sprained knee. whyyyyyyyy. why today#god saw me having fun at work and said ‘you’re not going back any time soon’ for WHY#so i’ve got to call my boss in the morning. haaaaaa#i have a bunch of sick pay lined up though because all i do is work now. i really was thinking the other day ‘i’ll probably never have a#chance to use my sick pay’ girl Whyyyyy would you tempt fate like that#the most accident prone and sickly bitch knocking on satan’s door challenging him to a cage match essentially#like lads i can fall down anywhere. i get colds even if i’m home alone and expose myself to nothing#i’ve had food poisoning from BEEF twice. three concussions. i got hit by a car once. i’ve almost drowned at least twice#covid 4 times; back problems; shoulder problems; stomach problems; Bad Knee#and on top of that i’m just fucking stupid#i was always destined to use all my sickpay and more#anyway if you need me i’m going to try to sleep lol#personal
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