Ch. 54: I'm Busy
SATURDAY - WINTER 6
“Nobody’s here.”
There had been a knock at his front door. Many knocks, actually, for many a minute, which Achilles had been determined to ignore until a particularly aggressive one sent his wind chime rattling and Voltaire scurrying under the bed.
But his irate response seemed to have done the trick. He let out a breath through his nose. Yes, no more knocking, peace at last.
Probably fucking Lewis. Again…
The mayor had demanded to speak with him the day after the ceremony, pounding his fist first against the door, then multiple windows, but Achilles had blasted the “Lofi Sleep” playlist at a deafening volume and taken a nap instead. Or something close to a nap—he hadn’t actually fallen asleep, despite his exhaustion. No. Sleep, per usual, would not come. Instead, he had lain comatose in bed, seeing nothing, feeling nothing, thinking of nothing for what felt like eternity.
He was big on these pseudo-naps these days. In fact, with his newfound, knock-less silence, he brushed the ash off the duvet and was about to huddle back under the covers when the door swung open with a violent pop.
“Hey now—”
Achilles leapt to his feet, brandishing his cigarette as the sudden burst of Winter wind sent a bevy of goosebumps along his arms as it skittered across his bare chest and legs. He hadn’t dressed in days.
“Achilles, are you smoking? That’s bad for you, you know.”
Seeing the face of the newcomer, however, Achilles only collapsed back onto his bed, legs spread and knees up, his left hand still holding the cigarette as wisps of smoke flowed towards the open door. “Oh is it? But it makes me look so cool…”
Alex knocked the butt from his hands to the ground, ignoring Achilles’ sour cry of alarm (“Burning my house down is gonna be real bad for you, bitch—”).
“You haven’t been answering your phone.”
Achilles turned onto his side, determined to avoid Alex’s likely pitying gaze, and eyed the dimming embers on his crumb-laden floor. “Hmm. It’s probably dead.”
“You have a charger, don’t you? You weren’t responding to anything, everyone’s been worried. Man, we weren’t sure if you were even alive.”
“Worry not. I lay before your gaze indeed alive.”
“Yeah, I can see that.”
“Fantastic. So be sure to pass that on to the others for me.” Achilles flopped back onto his back and closed his eyes, but after a minute went by, he found he could still feel Alex’s presence in the room. “Why are you still in my house?”
“Oh.” Self-righteous bravado gone, Alex glanced at his feet, tucking a folder nervously under his arm. “Well… I don’t know, I’ve been wanting to check on you. And, well… it’s Saturday.”
“Yoba’s day of rest.” Achilles crossed himself—left shoulder, heart, top of the head, right chest, right shoulder. “Speaking of which, I would also like to rest—”
“Is this… a bad time, then?”
“For you to break into my home? Yes. Why don’t you try again next week, might be better— oh. Oh. Fuck.”
You fucking idiot.
“It’s ok—”
What’s the point of a planner if you don’t—
“Fuck.” Achilles scrambled up to sit, now suddenly hyper aware of his near-nudity, and grabbed the corner of his dingy, slightly stained bedsheet to lay over his lap. He rubbed his dry, crusty eyes, buried his face in his hands. “Shit—”
“It’s okay if you’re… busy. Things come up—”
“No—god dammit, Alex, stop being polite, do I look like I’m goddamn busy?” Achilles ran a hand through his greasy hair and glanced at the mess of his bedroom. “No, I was just… well. I was just going to… clean… today….”
A likely story. And one Alex easily saw through, but he was gracious enough to only nod. Not a complete lie, though, right? Achilles had been meaning to get around to it…
“Would you like my help? I like cleaning.”
Achilles peaked up from between his fingers. Now there was an idea… Alex’s room had always been meticulously neat, though Achilles had always chalked it up to Evelyn’s interference. Hmm. Perhaps that had been an unfair judgement.
But his eyes lingered on the rather impressive tower of barely-eaten takeout stacked on his desk. Clothes scattered all over the floor amidst ash and cat hair. Water bottles arranged like bowling pins by crusty socks peaking out of the closet. A $425 face serum spilling into the bathroom sink alongside globs of toothpaste.
His cheeks began to burn. Embarrassing. No, the less time Alex spent here the better.
“No, it’s fine, I’ll get it done. I’m supposed to be helping you, aren’t I, we can just move to the living room…”
Or not—fuck, he still hadn’t cleaned up that shattered vase from days before… perhaps they could move to the porch… oh, but it was starting to get cold…
“Well, consider it a fair exchange, then.” Alex offered the folder he’d been carrying to Achilles, who only threw it on his bed without a second glance. “You help me, I help you. Come on.” He gave a jerky nod up at Achilles’ obvious hesitation. “It’ll make me feel less guilty about all your free labor.”
Alex was giving him a way out with this, Achilles knew it. Letting him preserve the very last remnants of his dignity with this whole “fair exchange”…
His shoulders sagged. He’d be stupid not to take the offer. He had never been the most organized person, but he detested clutter and dirt, detested this stifling hovel of a home, but he just hadn’t had the energy…
Achilles ran his hand again through his hair before standing slowly.
“Right… let me just… is it all right if I shower first…” Man, he hadn’t showered since the day of the ceremony… probably smelled like cigarette smoke and grease and who knew what else…
“Sure!”
“Right. Thanks…”
*****
Perhaps if he tried hard enough, he could drown himself in the shower. Maybe plug the drain with a towel. He wondered how high he could get the water before it leaked through the shower door.
Of course, it’d be easier to drown in the bathtub, but he didn’t fancy leaving the comforting confines of the 90 degree water ricocheting off his shoulders at the highest pressure setting possible.
Not that he actually wanted to drown himself, anyway—he just wanted to be somewhere far, far away. Somewhere quiet and safe where he could be free from everyone’s worry and everyone’s pity and everyone’s judgement, somewhere he could be free from himself and his own thoughts.
So he didn’t think. Did nothing but close his eyes and drown those thoughts in the rhythm of the rain as he slumped against the slick, tile walls.
****
Achilles stepped out from the bathroom after nearly an hour, dressed in a fresh pair of sweatpants and a hoodie. The fabric was flimsy and cool against his newly clean skin. He felt… vulnerable. But at least he smelled like a minty lavender bush now, or however the fuck lavender grew… trees? Shane would probably know…
A small shiver ran through his body as he returned to a transformed bedroom.
Well, at least one of them had been efficient with their time.
Alex had thrown all the windows open, the hardwood floors now soaking in their first rays of sunlight in days, likely to allow the Winter breeze to blow out any lingering smells of smoke and rotting salads and soiled cat litter. The takeout boxes had been thrown out, the ashtray by his bed emptied, and both desk and nightstand were still gleaming from what must’ve been a thorough wipe down. Achilles’ nostrils stung with the faintest hint of lemon disinfectant.
His bed had been stripped of its sheets and covers and pillowcases, all now no doubt tumbling around in the washing machine at the back of the house. And likely alongside the crusty socks and hopefully, with Yoba’s grace, less crusty boxers that were no longer littering the bedroom floor…
The thought of Alex handling his dirty underwear nearly sent him back to the tub to really drown himself, but he instead channeled his embarrassment into a curt assessment of Alex’s admittedly admirable work, sharply nodding towards a small pile of clothes that had been left on the floor.
“You can’t put that in the washing machine. It’s wool.”
Alex popped his head in from the living room, a broom in his hands, and glanced at the sweater Achilles was toeing with his foot. “Oh, don’t worry! I checked the tags. That’s the dry clean pile.”
“Ah. Right.”
Obviously…
Unsatisfied with Alex’s jovial tone, Achilles stalked into the living room only to be confronted by further evidence of Alex’s productivity.
The broken vase was gone, the moldy flowers tossed, replaced by the crocus the elementary school kids had gifted him. Stains had been wiped from the coffee table, crinkled papers neatly stacked atop it. The rug had been vacuumed, and Voltaire’s litter box smelled fresher than it had all week. The small painting of two root vegetables even looked a little straighter hanging from its place on the wall. The throw pillows had been freshly fluffed. Achilles swiped the rim of his television—hell, had Alex even dusted?
Fuck.
What Achilles had failed to achieve in the past week had taken Alex scarcely an hour, and the realization further emboldened the bitter seed in his stomach.
“Found the cleaning supplies all right, I see? No problem, just feel free to just dig around my house…” Ah, so you are determined to be nasty. “How’d you break in, anyway?”
“Oh, I figured you’d keep a key somewhere on the property. Figured you’d hide it with the gnome.”
Alex’s lopsided grin only served to irk Achilles more, and he retaliated in a nasally, mocking voice, “‘Figured you’d hide it with the gnome.’”
Fuck, shut up you asshole. What are you, six years old?
But Alex stubbornly took no notice, shrugging off the comment and returned to sweeping the kitchen floor. “Gotta say, that gnome doesn’t look very trustworthy to me, though. Maybe hide it with the snail instead, now that’s a guy I’d trust with my life. ”
Alex’s composure was aggravating, and despite his mind's better half's protests, Achilles couldn’t help but continue to bait him. “Just went and poked around the farm, too, huh? No one taught you better manners than that?”
But again. Alex only calmly set the broom against the wall before retrieving the folder he had brought with him from the coffee table. “Just trying to help.”
Remorse rushed Achilles’ veins—but he couldn’t bring himself to apologize. It was frustrating, goddamn infuriating. Why couldn’t Alex just fight back? Yell or insult or even just swear, something, anything, to prove to Achilles that other people were just as bad and rotten and mean and fucked in the head as he was.
But no. Alex only padded towards him, hand holding the folder outstretched, and said brightly,
“So I took a stab at all the sample interview questions you gave me last season. I thought maybe you could read over them first—”
“Well, you do actually have to talk during an interview, Alex, believe it or not.” Achilles feigned a yawn, perhaps as a means to avoid eye contact. “Color me surprised at the effort, really, reading and writing aren’t usually your thing are they—”
And finally—finally—Alex’s face fell. But rather than relief, Achilles was immediately seized with overwhelming regret and shame, looking quickly away as Alex softly said, “You don’t have to be mean, Ash.”
Yoba, what’s wrong with you? Pathetic. You deserve to feel like shit, it’s no wonder they pity you —
But as he brought himself to meet Alex’s gaze, he found that it wasn’t pity that lined the man’s face. Not even anger. Only concern.
“We don’t have to do this. Look, let me just finish up here, and I’ll get out of your hair—”
“No—”
“I shouldn’t have come. I’m sorry, it was selfish, I don’t know what I was thinking, you’ve had a rough couple of weeks, and I should’ve checked in earlier, I wasn’t sure if maybe you wanted space and then here I come barging in anyway—”
“Alex, stop—”
“You’ve had a lot—”
“Alex. God. Stop.” Achilles swiped the folder from Alex’s hands and made for the living room where he collapsed onto the sofa. He buried his head in his hands, struggled to staunch the tears threatening to break loose. Don’t fucking cry. “Don’t apologize. I’m sorry. I’m being an ass.”
“You’ve had a lot—”
“It’s not a good excuse.”
“No, yeah, I guess it’s not…” He felt Alex take a seat next to him. “But you’re not using it as an excuse. Not really. Just an... I dunno. An explanation. We don’t have to do this, I really shouldn’t have asked—”
“I want to.” And in saying those three words, Achilles found that he did.
“You promise? It’s ok if you don’t, I understand. Really. Don’t force yourself, it’s just a job interview, I can figure it out—”
“I want to.”
*****
As Alex cleaned the kitchen (Achilles had insisted he could do it later, but Alex had only responded with, “Oh don’t worry, I actually really enjoy washing dishes!”), Achilles poured over the packet of pages, squinting through his glasses (he hadn’t bothered with contacts the past few days).
Yoba, why’d he given Alex so many sample questions…
He had been a bit surprised, and then abashed at feeling surprised. Like a good little pupil, Alex had written rather detailed, thorough responses for each and every one. Each answer perhaps a little too blatantly followed the “STAR Method” for interviewing that Achilles had walked him through at the end of Fall, but, Achilles had to admit, too much was better than too little.
Probably could’ve bulleted all this, Achilles thought wryly as he tapped his chin with his favorite purple pen in his hand. He had had a bit of trouble concentrating at the beginning, but after half an hour had found that the simple, straightforward task had managed to lift him slightly from whatever hot mess he’d been marinating in these past few days. He hadn’t even craved a cigarette (which was lucky, because Alex had thrown them all out).
“Good job,” he finally declared, setting his pen down.
Alex, who had been carrying dry bedsheets back to the bedroom, jumped at the clatter. “Oh. You don’t have to be nice.”
“Alexander… I think we both know me well enough that I’m not just ‘being nice.’”
“Yeah, ya got me there.”
“Come here, sit down.”
They went through each question one by one. Achilles could be merciless, but Alex, with the open mindedness good natured folks like himself tended to have for quality constructive feedback, nodded along, asking questions and spitballing new potential stories to tell.
“I think you can actually focus on highlighting some softer traits if asked, like your personality— especially for this role. You’re personable. Patient. Empathetic. Hmm… attentive? Think of how valuable—”
But Alex was laughing, and Achilles, still rather deep in “work mode,” glanced up from his notes tersely. “What? What’s so funny?”
“No, don’t stop. Keep going.”
“What? Oh…” Achilles allowed himself a single dry chuckle. “Well, I mean, it’s the truth. And looking at the job description, you’ll be working with people a lot and, well, you’re good at that. Emphasize it. You’re a mediator, you’re charismatic. People are naturally inclined to like you—”
Alex laughed again, this time nudging Achilles’ shoulder. “Do you like me, Achilles?”
Oh?
Was Alex… flirting with him?
Doesn’t matter, there’s business to attend to.
Achilles sighed and pinched his twitching nose.
“I think most people like you, Alex, that’s the point I’m trying to make—I mean, don’t say it like that in your interview, of course, but you can illustrate it through your stories. Talk about your class retention rates, your evals—”
“It just seems so… I don’t know. Arrogant.”
“I’ve already told you this, if there’s ever a time to brag it’s during an interview.”
“What words do you normally use when they ask?”
Achilles thought back to his last interview. Just last season, during his Shadow King-induced job application phase. Fuck, speaking of which, he owed both offers a response… double fuck, just another thing to stress about…
But not now. This was Alex’s time.
He set aside the looming headache.
Great at compartmentalizing—now there’s a trait to describe yourself…
“Hmm. Results-oriented? Methodical. Adaptable. Enterprising? But it’s a very different sort of job…”
“You use fancy words.”
“Yeah? What would you say?”
“For you? I don’t know. Ambitious? Is that a fancy enough word?”
“Fair enough.”
Alex flipped through the pages on the coffee table, singling out one that Achilles had printed for him previously, and glanced through the list of 200+ adjectives.
“Intelligent. Four syllables, though it doesn’t feel that fancy.”
Achilles’ nose wrinkled as he leaned over to look over the list. The top of his head brushed Alex’s chin as he rested his forearm on Alex’s thigh. “Gross—”
“Kind. Good.”
“I was a real fucking asshole to you like two hours ago—”
“Well, I didn’t say you were nice. And far, far from perfect.” Alex ran his finger down the third column of words, slowly reciting them aloud. “Proactive. Resilient. Responsible. Self-motivated. Thoughtful.”
“Well now you’re making me sound like a straight-laced prick.”
“No! I don’t mean it like that, I admire you a lot, man. Don’t go back to Hyacinthia, please—”
It’d be hard to hide his blush in the afternoon sun streaming through, so he didn’t bother. Instead, Achilles wrenched the list from Alex’s hands and tossed it to the floor.
“All right, all right, you can stop kissing my ass, there’s no need. Come on now, let’s focus. Next question…”
*****
After running though all of Alex’s written responses, the two had spent another hour and a half practicing. Rehearsing, really, talking out his answers. As per his own words, Achilles was, if nothing else, methodical, and now that he was fueled by a newfound purpose (however low stakes and short term), he was comprehensive in his feedback. Only after Achilles declared that he was 100% satisfied did they move on to the next question.
“I know this is probably all so silly to you,” Alex said as Achilles turned to a fresh page of notes. “All this work for a dinky job like this. Nothing like what you’re used to—”
“Be quiet. So tell me, Alexander, what is your greatest professional achievement?”
At half past 3—they had worked straight through lunch, though to be fair Achilles hadn’t felt hungry for quite a few days now—Achilles finally clasped his hands together and deemed Alex ready.
“You got this in the bag, man,” he said amidst Alex’s profuse thanks as the latter gathered his now heavily marked papers. “It’ll be great.”
“Fingers crossed…”
There was a soft buzz. Alex reached into his pocket and glanced at his phone, but rather than answer the call, he looked up at Achilles.
“Oh, hey, um, Haley’s having an afternoon tea party in a bit, it’s this thing she does in the Winter… you want to come? You were probably invited, if you just checked your dang mail. Emily will be there. Maybe Penny and Maru…”
Lord, that sounded exhausting. Achilles didn’t bother to hide the twitch in his nose as he leaned back into his couch, and Alex, in his usual ability to read Achilles’ mind, quickly added, “Yeah, it can be a lot… uh, we can also just hang out. Here.”
Oh?
But despite the flare that had suddenly burst up his spine, Achilles shook his head. “No. I don’t want to keep you, you go ahead—”
“No it’s okay! She has these all the time, I can tell her I’m busy, and it’s not like I don’t see her pretty much every day anyway… but only if you want, I mean, unless you’d rather chill alone, I totally understand—wow, okay, good job Alex—sorry, I didn’t mean to invite myself over—”
“You’re fine, Al…”
“But I’d be down to just… watch TV. If you want. Just us two.”
Oh.
Achilles fingers curled into the edge of the sofa. “Oh. Sure. Yes. You’re welcome to stay if you want, that’d be… nice.”
Beaming, Alex stuffed his phone back in his pocket and grabbed one of the freshly-fluffed throw pillows and fell back into the sofa just as Achilles stood and tossed him the remote.
“Pick whatever, I’ve got pretty much every channel and every streaming service. I can… make us some nachos… or something…” He began to scurry for the kitchen, not daring to believe what was happening—though you’ve hung out numerous times before alone together, why would this be any different—just as Alex called after him.
“I checked out your fridge while cleaning, and buddy, let me tell you, you ain’t got nothing for nachos.”
*****
Partway through the second hour, Alex had fallen asleep on his shoulder. The weight of his head and the warmth of his arm pressed against Achilles’ was comforting. He could count the freckles on Alex’s nose from here, his eyelashes. Smell the usual citrus scent. Had he always used that, or had that only come after working at Orange Grove, Achilles idly wondered.
Alex slept with the ghost of a grin on his lips, not even the slightest crinkle in his brow. So untroubled. So at peace.
How?
His arms—Yoba, those arms—were still wrapped tightly around the throw pillow, and Achilles couldn’t help but wonder what it’d be like for those arms to be wrapped around him instead.
For the first time, he thought back to Spirit’s Eve. To Alex’s kiss and his shy smiles and the repeated touch of his hand around his arm… he wanted that again. He wanted all of it again. And for once, he allowed himself to imagine a world where he could have it all. The logical part of him knew it was silly, fantasizing over someone he’d long accepted would always be just a friend.
But that wasn’t quite right, was it? That wasn’t the truth of it, he hadn’t accepted shit. With a small jolt in his stomach, his mind caught up to his heart, and he realized.
Oh no.
You’re in love again, pal.
Although was “again” really the right word? Looking back, he had never fallen out of it, as much as he’d try to persuade himself these past few seasons that he’d gotten “over” his feelings—like a buoy in the ocean, he had been sent adrift, lost long enough in the vastness of his longing to forget he was even in the middle of it. But he’d never truly escaped the magnetizing draw. Had just bobbed in and out with the current. And now he was sinking deeper and deeper.
Stop.
He didn’t need this. He had a million other things that he needed to take care of…
Alex stirred slightly, his left leg bumping Achilles’ crossed knee, his hand slipping down the pillow to Achilles’ thigh.
A restless flush crept over him; he unconsciously shifted his weight, and with a small start, Alex woke.
“Eh?”
“Ah. He has awoken.”
“Mmm, sorry,” Alex raised a hand to rub his eyes, stretching his other arm as he burrowed his head deeper in to Achilles' shoulder with a groan and near-jabbed him up the nose (whether purposeful or accidental, Achilles wasn't sure). “Must’ve fallen asleep…”
“Well, that settles the debate then.” Achilles lightly shoved a mid-yawn Alex towards the other end of the couch. “House Of the Phoenix is a better show than Crowns of Power.”
“Hey, hey now, I didn’t say that—”
“You didn’t have to, you fell asleep ten minutes into the second episode—”
“Hey, maybe I was tired from cleaning your dang house, ever thoueght of that—“
“Oooh, impressive stamina right there for a professional athlete like yourself—”
Alex laughed, one hand casually reaching for Achilles’ waving wrist. The deliberateness of the gesture sent a burst of static up his arm. “Knock on wood. But hey. Hopefully soon, right! If this interview goes well…”
“It will.”
Alex responded to Achilles’ firm declaration with a shy, appreciative smile. “I’ve, uh… still found time to swim. In the pool, not the sea, mind you, don’t worry, it’s too cold now… but you know, my times aren’t bad. They’re actually… pretty good. And I think, if I can get this job, with the extra time and stuff I could… you know. Really have a go at it again.” Alex’s eyes were downcast, but his small smile held. “I told my grandparents about it.”
“Oh really? Why? I thought they didn’t approve.”
“Yeah, well, I don’t like keeping secrets from them, it was weighing on me… anyways, they don’t really not approve, either. They’re just worried, you know. Makes sense, pro sports is, well… not easy. But since I’m going for the promotion it sort of all balances out in their eyes… it’d just be cool, you know? To do it again…” He bounced to his feet and stretched again, averting Achilles' gaze as he bent down to touch his toes and pick up a stray popcorn kernel. “Speaking of my grandparents, though, I should get back, gotta make dinner. Do you wanna join?”
I’d join you anywhere.
But Achilles found he was suddenly exhausted. A real rollercoaster of a day…
“Nah. I’ll sit this one out. But thanks.”
“Oh, I should be thanking you, and again, I’m so sorry—”
“No, really, Alex. Thank you.” For checking in. For cleaning my house when I couldn’t. For allowing me a semblance of dignity. For giving me space. For dealing with my asshole-ery. For being there. “You didn’t have to do any of this.”
“Oh, come on.” Alex dusted cat hair off his sweatpants (Voltaire had joined them halfway through episode one). “I’d do anything for you, Achilles. You’re my best friend.”
Unabashed, unashamed. Perhaps his matter of fact tone should’ve disappointed Achilles. Alex surely wouldn’t be speaking so casually if this were romantic, right? But even still, tonight the words glowed as they warmed his heart.
He walked Alex to the door, but before heading out, the man paused, shoved his hands into his pockets. “Hey, I um…”
It was clear from the lack of eye contact Alex had been waiting—probably for Achilles to be in a better mood—to bring whatever this was up. His heart began to beat faster—he could feel the blood rushing in his ears, the tingle in his cheeks as he watched Alex bite his lip.
“Earlier, when I was, um, what’d you call it? Poking around your house?”
Achilles gave only a guilty snort in response.
“I came across some, um, pages you wrote. In the living room. Couldn’t help but read a little bit. Sorry.”
Oh.
“It’s good! I liked it a lot. And I started Apparition, too, on the e-reader you gave me. I mean, it’s no Henry Spector, but I have the tastes of a fifth grader so… anyway, I’m enjoying it.”
“Oh. Right.”
“Um, just… wanted to let you know, I guess… but anyway. I’ll see you Monday?”
“Ah. Maybe. I’ll keep you updated.”
“Sounds good!”
“Good luck, Al.” Achilles’ hand was on the door, ready to shut it behind Alex’s retreating back, when his remaining seeds of guilt seized him and he called, “And I’m sorry. For being a… I don’t know. A little bitch. Big bitch, really… The biggest. There’s no good excuse for it. I shouldn’t have said what I did, and you were being… good to me.” As you always are.
“I understand, Ash. It’s hard.” There was a knowing look on Alex’s face as he paused, hands in his pockets, on the porch steps. “But I appreciate it.”
*****
It was remarkable how much lighter he felt.
Whether it was due to Alex’s presence, Alex’s forgiveness, the welcome distraction of interview prep, the fact that his house was now worthy of an East Nettle magazine spread, or perhaps (and most likely) a combination of the four, he didn’t care. For the first time in days, he felt… not great. Not good. But maybe… okay.
Even so, Achilles, anal as he was, couldn’t help but inspect Alex’s handiwork, running a finger along the kitchen countertops and straightening the dishcloth before throwing a frozen pizza into the oven.
He knew the living room was up to scratch. But after Alex’s parting words, he paused to glance at the handful of pages Alex had neatly stacked that had escaped the fiery death of their brethren three nights ago. A sad death it was—the paper had been wet, and thus hadn’t burned properly. Alex must’ve seen their half-charred remains in the fireplace. The pitiful sight likely had been what had pushed him to say what he had on his way out the door.
Achilles glanced back at the kitchen. Neither of them had mentioned the typewriter, which Alex, despite all his organizing, had left in its place still on the kitchen table.
He retreated to the bedroom, breathed in the smell of his lavender laundry detergent and wished it were oranges instead. His bed was made. Voltaire had already set up camp right in the middle of the clean comforter.
Alex had placed his messenger bag on the hook behind his door—well, nobody was perfect. Achilles went to move it to its proper place on the back of his desk chair, when something fell out from the front pocket with a thud. A thick yellow envelope.
Weird. Where’d you come from.
But no—he remembered now. Alex’s birthday gift, the one he wasn’t supposed to open until later. Yoba, Spirit’s Eve had seemed like a lifetime ago. He tore back the flap and withdrew the sheet of paper conveniently labeled “This one first!”.
Dear Achilles,
Please don’t get mad.
I know my opinion doesn’t mean much to you. Understandable since I don’t read ha.
But here are some thouhgts from some people who do.
Happy birthday you old fart.
Your freind friend,
Alex
His interest now piqued, Achilles gently refolded the letter and set it aside before dumping the remaining contents out onto the floor.
Rectangular scraps of paper. Perhaps three dozen of them of varying sizes, neatly cut.
Oh.
He spread the reviews—for that’s what they were, the font, the spacing, the profile pictures and usernames; Achilles immediately recognized where they had come from—out neatly along the floor in a 6x6 grid.
OK so my friend basically forced me at gunpoint to read this and uhhhhh oh my GOD where was this when I was in elementary school????? ??? I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
I’m a third grade teachers and my students absolutely love Henry Spector—highly recommend for grades second through fourth. Wonderful entryway into the horror genre. Not too scary for young readers, but with just enough thrills to keep students on their toes. Fantastic diverse cast of characters…
A+ Story
A+ Writing
A+ Characters
SO FUNNY
the gays won everybodyyy. s/o to achilles (pronounced uh-sheel, y’all) desrosiers, he’s a real one. more lgbt+ protags pls & ty.
~ Henry Spector inspired playlist ~
I looooooove Henry and Silas and Jane but Theo is the best!!!
Quick, easy read. Obviously for kids, but I’m in middle school and I still really liked the series (my favorite is Henry Spector and the Ghoul in School, thats book 3, but their all good). I told all my friends about it and they liked it, too. Really fun.
Goodstory community reviews. Alex must’ve looked them up, picked out some 5 star ones, printed them out.
And for the third time that week, Achilles couldn’t help but cry.
Must be a record.
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