#i'm feeling sappy and very appreciative of you all and i'm making it everyone's problem can you tell sdfjhbsdkf

[everybodyshusband]

it's healthy to go back and reread all the nice comments people have left on your writing i think :3

[pristinekanesays]

 🦋 Life Is Strange: Petnames.

🦋 What do they call their partner, what do they like to be called?

 🐺 GN!Reader, no specific pronouns are mentioned!

🦋 Warnings: nathan prescotts issues, sappy stuff and my never ending beef with nathan prescott

 🦋 A/N: Bored, tired and severely sleep deprived. I'm sticking to actually posting for once? Shocking! The word petname has me giggling like a kid and I've got no idea why.

 🦋 Chloe Price:

 💓 Chloe would probably call you the basics like babe, baby and hey maybe even babycakes as some classic comedy. She seems like the type to just make the coolest petnames in her head and spit 'em out in a split second. (She'll probably call you dude, regardless of your gender.)

 🤍 She'd deep down enjoy those real sappy, cute and sort of cringe petnames. Like pumpkin and sweetheart, you know? Maybe even puddin' but in a southern accent, apart from that she doesn't really care.

(Chloe's just a big softie, come onnn!)

🦋Kate Marsh:

💓Kate, katie, literal angel, and she'd probably call you her angel as well! She'd also call you darling, dearest, my love and probably hon/honey.

🤍She'd enjoy and appreciate it if you were affectionate with petnames like the way she is, so probably darling, angel and my love if I were to guess.

🦋Max Caulfield:

💓I get huge calling her partner broski and dude vibes, no matter your gender which is probably gonna be a little like Warren's headcanons. Calls you by your name and maybe sweetheart or greets you after a while like `Hey there, cowboy!` (again, regardless of your gender.)

🤍Doesn't care what you call her, lovey dovey and insist on calling her the most sickening, romance novel petnames? Okay, it's what you like and she probably doesn't mind.

🦋Rachel Amber:

💓Petnames are mandatory, MANDATORY!! Am I the only one getting the vibe she'd call her partner baby girl/baby boy or..?

💓Apart from that it's angel, love, sweetie and maybe babe. Probably reminds you that you're handsome or pretty nearly everyday because she's a theatre kid and DRAMATIC, or maybe she just wants to show you sum love.

🤍Call her what she calls you or add some little sappy nicknames in there cause she deserves better and just wants to feel the good old romance in the air.

🦋Victoria Chase:

💓Okay big old bully:( She's the good old classic mean girl in public but with you? She's like a totally different person, I mean forget all those horrible, awful things she's done..ahem..

💓If you're super popular and everyone knows who you are, she'll call you babe and hon in public. If you're not as popular as her, she might not put the best effort in but she's still got your back!

💓In private it's my love, babe, baby, hon/honey, all types of sappy stuff.

🤍Isn't a big deal to her what you call her just be affectionate dude (don't call her dude, she'll be like wtf)

🦋Warren Graham:

💓Is for sure calling you dude, bro and broski like yeah you're in a relationship but he didn't ask. Take it or leave it, broski! Refers to you as his partner no matter what, he'll be struggling to call you anything else and that has me laughing a little. (favourite nerd)

💓I feel like he'd jokingly call you dumbass, if you're okay with that probably.

🤍LOVE, AFFECTION, ADORAAATION! Put some effort in, like yeah he barely calls you anything romantic and cute but like leave him alone okay?! He's trying his best!

🤍Call him anything cause he'll eat that shit up daily for every meal, he loves you and just needs SOMETHING!

🦋Nathan Prescott:

💓It's dickhead again, let me just pull out my book of problems! Comedic purposes..very hilarious but he's got some intense issues and this is gonna be like one of those shit love stories.

💓He's not big and open about your relationship so he doesn't call you anything in public (especially if you're a guy, sorry dude but he's got denial issues up the ass).

💓He might call you babe or somethin' else, he's an asshole struggling with affection and other things.

🤍Call him what you wish just don't try it in public because he'll get all pissed off and act like he's never seen you in his life. Like, how dare you be affectionate and loving?!

🤍He's the problem.

[camileeon]

SPARKS FLY!

🍵- TO 500! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT EVERYONE!

🦋- (GN!Reader x Camilo Carlos Madrigal)

🍊- i just made something unexpected.. ANYWAY- A SPECIAL ONE FOR ALL OF US! Not gonna say anything else other than i love you all so much and im literally so grateful to have such an audience here on tumblr! ENJOY!! 💗

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Alright alright.. he was gonna do it. Though what if he messes up? Their name echoed in his head as his flustered thought swirled into a hurricane that never seemed to end, they were so pretty and he needed to tell them that but the problem was he couldn't bring himself to or even know how to.

Y/n, the best friend of the infamous Carlos Madrigal had found a way to strike one of the "feelings" arrow into his heart. Their friendship was confusing as others described, he would always be messing with them and tripping them over his foot so they could fall face first on the pavement. Or they would find a way to get a hold of the madrigal's maroon ruana for him to wear a completely different colored one for the day which they knew absolutely irritated him just by the thought of it.

The two also loved to playfully hit on eachother with weird statements and secretly tried to make one another blush that one time but it was totally platonic.. right? Reminiscing back to that one short but humorous conversation..

“ Tell me I'm pretty y/n, take this as a chance where you can admit how you feel about me.” the madrigal proudly puffed his chest while standing side by side with them, nudging them slightly.

“sure..~ you're pretty.. pretty fucking annoying, satisfied? you better shut up now.”

“Shut me up with those lips of yours.” He retorted,

“you're gross.”

“no you are.”

It eventually ended with them smacking him on the nape of his neck, tolerated by how he was or not, he was getting to their nerves.

Jumping back to the present, he had very little of a confidence whenever it came to the feelings and sappy stuff with romance. Sure he was good at flirting and flustering other people but he never actually dealt with it's reality. Zipping his lips about how he actually felt but had to tell someone eventually, spilling the news to a few of his friends but got nothing out of it other than teasing remarks and comments on him actually being a big softie when it came to them.

Even making the effot to going to the town's library to find a something that can give him a start on what to do to confess, looking through romance novels weren't his usually forte but did and would do anything when it came to them. But in the end feeling stumped or rather defeated, not having a clue on what to do before realizing that they would've appreciated something simple and less extravagant than the useless books he read stated. Working up to just be direct and straightforward about how he felt, nothing bad is going to happen if he gets rejected anyway, it may cause a hole in his heart that could be hurt for awhile but know would eventually get over it in due time.

Carlos had ambled around looking for them around the town square just to spot them with some other friend of theirs they had mentioned, feeling a slight burning flicker inside of him once he saw them with them. The madrigal knew nothing was wrong with that but why does he feel this way? he bit the skin inside his cheek and had waited for their friend to walk away so he could finally get to them, feeling rather restless and fidgety as he walked up to them having a smile on their face from the previous interaction. All the pining and denied emotions just for this.. hopefully it was gonna be worth it.

“F/n? Huh?”

“yeah they wanted to hang out for the day, what's up?” they questioned calmly, having all their focus on him. He seemed a bit odd, wasn't like his usual asshole-ish self.

“but why you..” his eyes wandered elsewhere as he mumbled under his breath, a silence intervened for a few seconds.

“why me? is there supposed to be a right answer for that..? Jealous?” they suggested as a joke before nudging his arm

“ he could've hung out with someone else, why does always everyone pick you to hang out with when you're the only one supposed to spend time with me.?” speaking sternly as he balled his hands into a fist.

All he said was true, though he never thought he would've said it out loud. Right in front of them. Blurting out all the things he said in one breath which left a flustered yet surprised expression on the other's face, picking up the puzzled pieces from how he acted and why he did so.

“Do you perhaps like someone.?” they continued to step on the sidewalk as the sky's hues alternated with orange to darker hues as it has gotten late.

Carlos stayed silent, nodding as a response to their answer “.. yes i do, they're very very.. close to you.” Speaking in a shy but loud tone just enough for the both of them to hear.

“wonder who it is..” they pondered playfully before a smile lit up their expression, feeling his hands on their shoulders before being pushed on the wall behind y/n and for him to near them. His face risen to a tinted glow which was now noticable to their face as well, the distance between them felt ecstatic. Like how sparks and fireworks flew to blur the world around them, only being the two who mattered at that moment.

“I'll save your wondering up for something else.. I'll tell you who though.. it's a secret only the both of us are supposed to know.” Carlos leaned closer to their ear to whisper as a smile appeared on his lips once he had gotten a good look at them.

“it's you.”

Bonus!!--- 🍊

“oh i know it's me, i've known ever since.” they spoke back with a triumphant gaze that was laid on the boy in front of them, his expression turning back into a slight bashful one. Not really surprised because he surely was obvious, that was also one of the reasons why they're his best friend. They could see the things that other people can't see when it came to him.. a sly smug expression joined his face, scoffing to respond

“ i hate how much i love you.”

“you have no idea, i love you most.” they responded, feelings the tips of their noses brush as they fell into eachother's arms once more, finally putting an end to the electric space with a kiss.

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[friesian]

:3c pls give me all the romance answers for Marwyd my beloved cowboy

@mystery-salad

❣️— When do they first say I love you?

so currently, at this point in time (at least in a romantic sense).... uhm. i have no plans. 👉👈 marwyd lives in flux in terms of how romantic he feels towards his partners of interest. a part of me thinks it may be never. a part of me thinks it may be soon, if not out of desperation to have someone stay moreso than actually feeling 'love'.

so to honestly sum it up. he's never said it yet. :(

❤️— How do they most often express their love? Verbally or through actions? a lot of these are going to start with 'if he ever dated' so be aware of that one LOL. so IF HE DID, he's VERY secretive. not vulnerable. he wouldn't let anyone see anything. it'd certainly be more verbal, and behind closed door far, far away from everyone else. he'd be REALLY weird about being touched in public-- and maybe just in general-- i think the lack of phsyical affection that he's received has kinda fucked up his brain in a sense that he may be so touch starved (at least in terms of affection, he's been beaten up countless times!) it practically hurts moreso than feels good.

🧡— How do they say thank you/show appreciation?

he's simple, if its just a friend he tips his hat and give them a 'thank'ya'. otherwise, if it's something that someone really went out of his way to do, he may craft something for them or try to get a gift. i think he really gives out gifts a lot to his friends.

he's really good at grilling so i like to think he just gives them whole racks of cooked ribs for dinner or something with the best damn barbeque sauce you've ever tasted.

💛— How do they say good morning?

he's not a morning person. so 'mornin'. and then a begrudged hobble to the bathroom, probably LOL.

💚— How do they make their partner feel better?

IF HE DATED (i'm going to start keeping count. two points). i think he'd be weird about this one too. he's inexperienced and weird about affection still. so i think he'd be like "you wanna hug? uh? a cake? want me to beat'em up?" in an effort to sort of fix the problem. best case is that he awkwardly hugs them and just kinda goes "there there". HE HONESTLY does not know how to handle emotions. giving this man a committed partner is like placing a diffused bomb in his hands, but he is 500% convinced that shit is going to go off ANY second.

💙— How do they say/show that they miss their partner?

IF HE DATED (three points!) probably sending letters. writing. leaving things behind that may help them think of him or maybe they might find useful on their travels. letters would probably have less than eloquent writing in them, along the lines of; "hey, i know you're headin' out today. i'm keepin' you in my thoughts, alright? try to keep me in yours. i ain't wantin' to attend another funeral, and frankly i ain't got the dress to be goin' to one either. just stay safe, aight?"

aka he's still weird about being able to say sappy shit. mentally i think he is a sap! however, he will never ever leave evidence of that <3

💜— How do they say goodnight?

another tip of the hat, just announces that he's turning in for the night and turns tail to go to his hammock. he never sleeps indoors btw he just carries a fucking hammock around to put into trees. man still has no home after over 20 years of walking this damn earth!!!!

💕— What makes them feel connected to their partner?

HM. this one is. impossible to really answer, as he doesn't have a partner nor do i have a solid answer as to who his partner is, and every answer would vary.... so i'll have to skip this one. SORRY!!!

💞— Are they a big cuddler? What is cuddling them like?

i don't think he likes cuddling tbh.... the more i write this the more i'm pretty convinced he has haphephobia. i think touching him for long periods of time, especially in an affectionate sense causes him either panic or physical pain. years of consistently only being beaten by touch really kinda makes you adverse to it!

💓— What could their partner do to make their heart race?

IN FEAR? be open about how much they like them, or just want them nearby. he's so so so scared about being vulnerable or just showing that he's gay. he's honestly more scared of it than death itself. i think he wouldn't even care for the fact that they'd come after him, but moreso whoever he would be dating.

if we want to be more positive though, i think on a good day a gentle cheek touch would literally knock him stupid.

💗— Do they noticeably change once they’re in love? Is it easy to notice or just something their partner would pick up on? well he's like KINDA (???) in love with canach. kinda. in a weird fucked up way. he's just kinda gotten More Violent. canach doesn't pick up on this since he has just always been violent with him. more violence is just violence to him at this point. so it is just them mercilessly beating the shit out of one another constantly because one has always been violent to him, and the other is just Well That's How He Is.

💖— Are they a showy partner? Do they make grand gestures of love or try to be subtle? IF HE DATED (FOUR POINTS!!) he'd subtle as hell. very secretive. not showy at all. he'd be so Normal(tm) that i think most people wouldn't even know he's in a relationship. except for maybe marwyd's sister who would know him acting normal is just a sign for him hiding something.

💘— What was one of the first things that attracted them to their partner?

once again doesn't have a partner. (lies down on the floor) but if we wanna say crush, which is canach, its the attitude baby. it's ALL in the attitude. he's a wreckless, selfless guy.... he kinda is drawn to someone so... greedily selfless? like canach's biggest want is for others to thrive with him, but in a weird fucked up way where he also sort of benefits from it. i think the attitude is REALLY a kicker for marwyd despite how much he acts like he hates it.

💝— What are their best qualities as a partner? he would break his fucking spine if they asked. loyal to a fault. would walk the whole world if they needed him. think of him as unstoppable bullet, and you pretty much have how marwyd is. i think the man would stop at nothing to be sure that if they needed something, marwyd would get them it.

💌— What kind of love notes/messages do they leave their partner? I KINDA LEFT AN EXAMPLE ABOVE BUT. i also said he doesn't leave any sort of thing that may lead you to believe they're dating. so they're Very Normal, if not something he just sends to a good friend. so something like;

"lettin' you know that we found that bounty we were lookin' for, ya' don't have to go scowerin' every little sand in desert in elona and you can come home now. we're all waitin' for you."

sobs. i'm so sorry. this man is the most emotionally repressed and un-vulnerable man you could date. it is literally his biggest flaw.

🎁— What kind of gifts do they like to give? What do they like receiving?

he LOVES making food. he loves crafting things like backpacks or custom saddles for mounts, something with a lot of love and care put into them.

he's the type of dude who doesn't like getting gifts though. mostly because he has literally no where to put it from not having a home. most of the time he'll hand any gifts he has off to his sister and just tells her to hold onto it for him. i have a feeling his sis has like a closet full of his junk now.

🖤— Random romantic headcanon

you know what? i know deep down he's a really good kisser. he is a GREAT kisser in fact. i think he knows just how to kiss a man and do it right, but at the same time be like "oh fuck that was weird. oh GODS it was terrible. FUCK he'll never be able to look at me again. SHIT I MESSED THIS ALL UP!!! FUCK!!!"

all cowboys know how to kiss good it's just that my man is consistently convinced he doesn't know how to kiss and just freaks out and leaves if he were to kiss someone LOL.

[wincestisasincest]

Confession time, I have always hated slow burns- the reason being,I am usually an inpatient person-HOWEVER!! you- my friend, are special… I would sell my left kidney for this story-100% worth it.

Also, just wanted to say that your way of writing the reader is so enjoyable and never seems to disappoint at all, the ones I read-tend to have the same personality a lot of the time, which can unfortunately bore the plot, for me at least. You could strip Penny of her past and compare her to other depictions of the reader, and she’d still stand out- in a good way,of course. I’d say like a flower in a junkyard but she’s more like a needle in a haystack lol It’s the thriving personality that you have given us that really makes it special! I hope it didn’t sound like I was just comparing apples to apples in a negative way, I only appreciate and admire how your personality for us is different from how readers are often portrayed :))

jertkjehrtk ANON you are making me blush please don't sell your left kidney tho

i ended up giving a very long answer with several unsolicited opinions, so i've divided this ask up into sections so you can pick which rants you want to read lol.

slow burns and slow pace:

yes i also used to dislike slow burns because i am also a very impatient person, but i realized that my actual problem was not with slow burn but with slow pacing. a lot of slow burn fics that i don't really vibe with tend to not have much going on besides the relationship, so naturally, the rest of the plot moves very slowly as well. this isn't bad on its own, but there has to be a good REASON that things move slowly, otherwise it just feels like you're drawing it because you can.

but! you can also have a fast paced narrative be a slow burn. you can constantly change the status quo and challenge your characters and have new things happen and still be a slow burn. just because the RELATIONSHIP is slow doesn't mean that the plot has to be. this is the way that i prefer to do it because i like to make my characters uncomfortable at all times. it's fun :)

reader inserts:

also I AM GLAD EVERYONE LIKES READER IN THIS erktjhetkjerht this was actually something that i was really worried about when i first started writing, because i think that, like, there's a sort of assumption that the more personality you give a reader, the less relatable they will be? but (thankfully, because you guys are the best readers ever) i've found that as long as you give the reader good reasons for doing what they're doing, and are consistent with their characterization (i.e. you don't change their personality to fit the situation), then most people will vibe with them regardless.

because, like, reader is supposed to represent real people, and real people have reasons for doing things and are consistent.

also, most real people think at least one (1) stupid thought a day. this is very important.

you guys:

for real, though, a lot of this is just cause you guys are like insanely great readers and i love each and every one of you to the moon and back. a little sappy, too bad, i'm feeling sappy tonight. cause, like, a story, especially one made for other people to put themselves in, is literally nothing if no one else reads it. and you guys read it!!!! and you see yourselves in it!!!! and that is so!!!!!!!!! akrethkerjthe

yeah anyway in conclusion don't sell your left kidney.

[everythingthemoontouches]

Hi there! I'm having a bit of a problem understanding how my placements might play off of eachother well/complicate things. Basically I just don't really understand how I can be so emotional, and yet so detached?? And also come off as social and inviting, yet I am very introverted? Lots of questions. But if you possibly get a chance, could you tell me what observations you get from my placements?

Cancer sun in 12th house

Aquarius moon in 7th house

And Leo rising 1st house (?)

I also happen to have a cancer stellium, but i still have quite a lot of aquarius in my chart as well. Majority of placements are in 12th house as well. I guess I just don't understand the way my mind works 😅 thank you for taking the time to read/help me with this! ♡ much love

Welcome to my blog 😂

A space curated by someone with the exact same problems tou just described. I totally get being social, wanting to be praised or to stand out, being considered somewhat outgoing around people while also needing a lot of downtime from social interactions to rest and recharge 😂

First off, your Cancer Sun wants comfort.

And it nurtures itself in solitude. When around people, you act Ina way that serves to soothe other people's fears and manage everyone else's emotions. Cancer is Avery sensitive sign, and by that I mean you're keyed in to how everyone else is feeling. No wonder it may feel liek you're working to keep the peace around people. Your sense of identity is soemthing taht you could struggle with displaying loudly. There could be feelings of I am xyz and I don't necessarily need to act or demonstrate it because that's how I identify as if that makes sense? My mercury is in the 12th house and I hate having to verbally explain things to people. I feel like people should automatically read my mind 😂📖 since it's your sun, you probably feel they should appreciate and respect how much of a comforting presence you are. Or how you try to make things secure for people. In some cases the sign of your 12th house is linked to your subconscious basis for everything. With cancer there for you it's emotional and physical security. You wanna feel safe.

Which brings us to your Aquarius moon, in the 7th. Stability what stability? You waht freedom. And Soemtimes to earn freedom and a degree if independence you have to let go of what feels comfortable and familiar. Plus aquarius is ruled by Uranus and Saturn. There's always gonna be an attempt to logically file, filter, communicate, sort, conceptualised your feelings. You don't have emotions you have anologies but deep in your sense of Self lies a need for comfort and nurturance (cancer sun). What happens to icecream (icy aquarius) in the summer heat? It melts. You're basically soft icecream on a summer day. Idk where I'm going with this. All I'm trying to say is it's okay to feel the split. And accept both sides of you. If you were a tv show would you enjoy the story if things were always the same? What if every season had the same damn sappy plot? Wouldn't it getting boring after a while? Aquarius being ruled by saturn is all about finding and creating a community taht fits your idea of how the world should be. You like to think about your emotions. So what? We all process things differently. Your cancer sun? There may be times when you feel like you're being too soft? But it's gonna help you be Queen bee in whatever community your aqua moon drifts towards. You chose these placements at birth for a reason. You don't have to fit in. Why pick a side?

We are people. Not donuts. We can be rainbow sprinkles one day, chocolate the next and salted caramel with chilly flakes the next.

Alsoooo, that 1st house Leo rising? It announces your presence regardless or not you make an effort.

With the ruler of the ascendant in the 12th house, you'd probably prefer to be behind screen like the director and call the shots. That's okay too. Your aqua moon would help you think things through in a logical manner. Just try to avoid the trap of I don't feel, I think my feelings.

How old are you?

Maybe the reason you don't understand who you are is cuz you're constantly growing. It's always a good idea to spend time by yourself to think about what statements are true for you, take note of what activities make you feel good and do more than that. Life isn't about finding who you are it's about curating yourself. And we are allowed to be different people at different times. Give yourself room to be all the sides of you. Hold the parts that are quieter or a little more sad with love and affection. Honesty about things that make us sad isn't exactly easy. But it's better than pretending some facets of us don't exist. We are who we are and it doesn't always need to make sense. Feelings are not formulas.

In Hindi we have a saying that translates to people don't grow smarter by eating almonds but by being knocked over a few times 😂

You could try journalling. Or taking naps. Aqua moons are usually soothed by naps. Take a shower just before the nap.

I hope this answers some of your questions 💚

[fangurk]

Hi there! Can I get a ship please?

I'm a straight female, I'm 5'9 and I have long wavy black hair and brown eyes. I'm a ravenclaw and a Taurus, my mbti is infp and my enneagram is 4w3.

It takes me a while to feel comfortable around new people but once I do I get really talkative and outgoing. I love reading, my favorite genres are fantasy and poetry. I also enjoy psychology, history and fashion. I adore adventures, witty and playful banter, joking around and having discussions on different topics. I daydream quite a bit and I'm a hopeless romantic.

I love helping out and people come to me to vent or for advice and comfort. I also love learning about new things. I can be quite dramatic and stubborn and I tend to be withdrawn at times. I get frustrated easily and I'm quietly competitive.

Could I please get both platonic and romantic ships? Any group is okay for the platonic one and I'd prefer a werewolf or a vampire for the romantic one.

Thank you very much, I hope you have a great day 💜

No problem! I hope you have a good day too! I also hope you enjoy this!!

Platonically I Ship You With... Angela Weber!!

-> she’s probably one of the first people you befriended because she wouldn’t try to force you to talk to her and thus would allow you to get comfortable; simply sitting at the same table at lunch would slowly become walking/driving each other home and hanging out on fridays.

-> you’re talkative and outgoing after a while? good. everybody loves a quiet and not duo.

-> you guys have “girl days” in the library, churning through books like they’re going to stop making them, or in port angeles trying on the silly, over expensive dresses you find; she totally asks you for a second opinion on every article of clothing she wants to buy.

-> i don’t know how much witty banter you’ll get out of her, but she’s totally there for in depth conversations. want to debate the existence of aliens at three a.m.? she’d probably be down.

“I mean they did find water on Mars...”

-> she’s got a stockpile of sappy romance movies you guys can watch together and she’s got a well drafted plan to confess her feelings to ben/eric.

-> it’s good that you love learning new things because I feel like she’s got a bunch of weird interests- like bugs- and she’s ready to talk about them whenever she sees them.

-> between bella and jessica, it’s needless to say your friend group is a little hectic. you’re both the therapist friends for everyone, but, when it comes to each other, she’s always willing to lend you a shoulder to cry on and a listening ear (just like you are willing to do the same for her.)...

Romantically I Ship You With... Embry Call!!

-> you want witty and playful banter? boy does embry got you covered. theres a million jokes running through his mind at any given moment, much to the annoyance of the rest of the pack, and he’s ready to tell them!

-> he’ll gladly take you on adventures, hiking to the most random spots on the res that he finds while on patrol.

-> he finds it cute when you get all lost in thought and start daydreaming. if he can help it, he won’t bother you for a bit— just appreciating the dreamy, far off look on your face.

-> having to lie to his mom all the time and having to protect people at his age is really affecting him, and he really appreciates it when you welcome him with open arms. (sometimes he feels bad for coming to you with all his problems, but all he needs is a bit of reassurance.)

“...I’m sorry about all of this.”

“No, no. Keep going, it’s okay.”

-> even if he’s goofy, he’s still got a really chill disposition. which is good, because it balances out your dramatic flair and your stubbornness really well.

-> he’ll just take books from your shelves sometimes and skim through them with the most confused look on his face; he probably likes the fantasy books a lot, but the psychology?? good luck explaining freud to him without a lot of laughter and/or disgust.

-> i truly believe that he’s also a hopeless romantic and he seriously loves date nights, going all out in the best way possible. rose petals? check. candle light? check. picnics? check.

[theincompetentgenius]

Hey, I was wondering if I could get a dangerous fellows, ikemen vampire and ikemen revolution ship? I'm shy when you first meet me, but after I am quite roudy and loud, I have social anxiety which is a problem when I meet people. I'm strong emotionally and physically, I can take care of myself, and I am learning taekwondo. I'm not easy to connect with emotionally, I tend to have walls up and dont let people in. I'm very sarcastic and sassy, with a good sense of humour, I can make anyone smile.

Thanks for the request and I’m sorry for the delay!

Dangerous Fellows

I’d pair you with............... Zion!

So I was originally thinking about Harry for your matchup. He’d always be by your side during (especially when you first arrive), always treating you with the utmost kindness. He wants your wild side to be fun and amusing, bringing a breath of fresh air to his not-to-amazing days. Besides, if anyone was to break down your walls, it would be Harry with his honeysuckle smile. However, Zion wins out for a number of reasons.

Alright, so this might be a little difficult in the beginning because of your social anxiety. Zion isn’t the most approachable person in the group, but I do think your relationship with him would be great in the long run. Realistically, you’d probably spend more time with Harry, Judy, or Ethan at first. However, Zion spends a decent amount of time with them too, which causes you guys to socialize more often.

It is during these times where you slowly reveal more of your true self. And Zion is totally into it. He initially thought you were a timid little kid, but the more rowdy side appeals to him. You’re the only one in the group who knows how to have a good time (besides him of course).

Your sarcasm is a lifesaver for him. Finally, someone who can speak his language. The two of you go on-and-off, throwing sarcastic remarks at each other. Sometimes, the rest of the group gets concerned with how intense the comments can get. But the two of you know that it’s nothing more than harmless banter for some chuckles.

When he sees your taekwondo skills on the zombies, his mouth is wide open. How did you manage to land a punch on them without being bitten? He might scold you for putting yourself at such risk, but he thinks its incredibly hot at the same time. He might even ask you to teach him some moves when he’s got some free time.

Zion is also extremely stubborn himself, keeping his secrets to himself. But his growing relationship with you (along with the pressures of survival) would ultimately cause him to bring down his walls. He tries not to be sappy about it, but it feels nice to get all his thoughts off his chest.

Another Possibility: Harry

Ikemen Vampire

I’d pair you with............. Napolean Bonaparte!

I would be lying if I said that Arthur didn’t pop in my head a few times. I think the two of you would have an interesting dynamic: he’d constantly try to grab your attention while you flick him off with your sarcastic remarks. Everyone in the manor loves watching you put Arthur in his place, including Arthur himself! He finds you interesting, to say the least.

But my buddy Napolean has to take the cake here. Considering that Napolean is the only human (or demi-human) in the mansion, it’s natural that you’d gravitate towards him. Besides, he’s the least threatening out of all these blood-sucking vampires, so the former general is definitely your safest bet.

While Napolean isn’t pleased with looking after you, the two of you are forced to learn about another through all the time you spend together. It isn’t long before you start passing Napoleon while he tacks his infamous nickname on your back. The two of you become close within a short amount of time, ultimately leading to a relationship.

He’s impressed with your technique for combat. Since taekwondo wasn’t common during his time in France, Napolean is intrigued by your skills. He sees potential in your abilities and decides to help you out with some training. At times, the training is beneficial and you learn a lot of new moves. But more often than not, there’s a lot more intimacy than training.

Napolean is extremely charismatic. There’s something about the way he talks that makes it difficult for you to stay away. His words give you insight and clarity, often prompting you to open a little bit about yourself. Whether it's intentional or not, he always appreciates the rawness of it. There’s nothing better to him than an honest relationship.

Lastly, the general always finds himself smiling around you. He’s never met someone with such a good sense of humor, especially in the mansion. Every time he’s with you, he always laughs until his stomach hurts (even if you don’t always mean to be funny). And that’s his favorite thing about you.

Another Possibility: Arthur Conan Doyle

Ikemen Revolution:

I’d pair you with....... Fenrir Godspeed!

I was wrestling between the two best friends because both work really well with your personality! Ray absolutely loves your independent nature, supporting you in all your endeavors. Also, he finds your sharp tongue hilarious (especially when you tease Fenrir). You’re sugar and spice, which is amazing in his opinion.

But I’m going to have to give it to Fenrir on this one. I think he’d do a better job of getting to know you since he’s so loud and friendly. Fenrir would do a great job in making you feel at home in Cradle, showing you around in all the different shops and landscapes. If you don’t feel like talking, that’s fine. He’s got enough conversation for 15 people, so your quietness doesn’t bother him.

Once your louder side comes out, the two of you wreak absolute havoc in the Black Army. There’s not a day where Sirius doesn’t yell at you guys to shut up, only to hear thundering laughter from the both of you. Whether its a simple conversation or a playful argument, your voices can always be heard from a mile away. But that doesn’t bother either one of you because most of your conversations are idle talk.

Fenrir is probably the biggest victim of your sarcasm. It’s fun to tease him because he initially didn’t expect it (especially when it comes to ghosts). However, the Ace of Spades adjusts quickly and learns to tease you. Although he’s not sarcastic or sassy like you, his jabs are always fun to listen to. 

He also thinks you’re the best comedian in the Cradle. Sometimes your jokes are so funny that he finds tears in his eyes. I don’t think there’s anyone who made him laugh that hard before. Now he can’t help but wonder, do all people from the Land of Reason have an amazing sense of humor?

The two of you become partners-in-crime. Fenrir does all the far-range activities due to his judgment and precise aim. On the other end, your specialty lies in close-range stuff due to your strength. Whether its pranks, fights, or anything in between, the two of you make a pretty good team.

Another Possibility: Ray Blackwell

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Grumpy old men

Having a rough day today because there's a memorial service/luncheon after for my uncle at noon and I woke up feeling even sicker so,

I'm going to make a really stupid sappy cowboy hc and none of you can stop me:

Gage, despite A VERY STRONG dislike for people, is shockingly really good with and tolerant of kids. Like..

Raider Gordon Ramsey.

No patience for adults and has no problem calling you out for being a useless idiot and kicking your ass..

But then is very patient and understanding with kids, listens to them and likes teaching em stuff like gun safety/how to load and maintain weapons; foraging, survival tips and tricks.

Acts like it's a nuisance and hates it and like someone's forcing him too, but you can tell he's just like that and infact: doing this of his own free will; enjoys their company and wants to give them the skills and guidance he wished he had growing up.

Still cranky old man, but.. like a cranky old man who had a just.. The worst™ childhood and had always low-key wanted to be a dad..but never got to, so now subconsciously became a grumpy Grandpa figure towards wayward & neglected children.

Yelling at the youths at a nearby lake about how awful they are at fishing and how shitty their fishing poles are, and then proceeds to teach them how.

Harshly criticizes the construction of a tree house some kids who trespassed in his woods built and tears it down.. to teach them carpentry and build a new and better one.

Carries on about them trampling all over his property..cause they don't have any wilderness knowledge. "The hells the matter with you, coming on my lawn, not knowing what the hell is poisonous or not.. friggin kids.."

Proceeds to show them how to find their way if lost and how to survive. (Gets distracted by any lizards/reptiles they see and goes off on an informative, anywhere from 10 minutes to 2hour fanboy tangent)

Synopsis:

Adults: does stupid thing because they didn't know, in "help imma die!"situation or really just existing.

Gage: "Then perish idiot."

Child: does same thing and "help imma die!", also existing.

Gage: goes over why that thing was a stupid and how to properly do thing next time in a very patient, easily understood & to remember way, albeit in a grouchy tone. Helps/Saves, harshly scolds than teaches how to handle/survive that almost died event for future reference, in a grumpy but sternly gentle tone.

I also, because his own self-esteem is so low, he'll tell these kids not to do drugs or drink or make the same stupid ass mistakes he did. Most importantly, not to listen to or put up with any assholes who tries to tear them down or make them feel worthless/stupid.

Sure he a raider, but even canon-wise.. He's not your ordinary run off the mill raider..still a human being whose been hurt and mistreated by just about everyone in his life and doesn't want these kids to have the same shitty life he had.

This has been my 'Gage deserves way more love and appreciation than he gets and y'all need to stop bullying this overly salted but still delicious southern biscuit' TED Talk, thanks for coming.