#i'm having a time

[repmet]

#all in the hips

[sleepylink]

WAIT A MINUTE!

The Dark World in A Link to the Past is just a Corrupted version of the Sacred Realm.

It was Corrupted because of Ganon being sealed in it in the Hero's Downfall timeline.

Which means, the Palace of the Four Sword was originally in the Sacred Realm, until the events that lead to the Downfall Timeline were it was Also Corrupted when everything was changed into the Dark Realm.

Meaning the Hero of the Four Sword wasn't Corrupted by an Item, but Corrupted along WITH the Sacred Realm. Meaning Ganon was the one who Corrupted Four!

[hellishfig]

me finding out that cassandra and ankarna got divorced: oh! gay divorce! beautiful

[martianbugsbunny]

PERSONALLy I think Zeb should've gotten a little fulcrum symbol painted on his armor at some point it would've been so slay

[maranull]

"psst, hey!"

"come closer"

"did you know that Radagone and the Order are lil bitches and that you should support Ranni the Witch?"

"I totally have no affiliation with Ranni, her mother or the Moon™, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just a very normal hat"

[actual-haise]

Kids at the Christmas dinner

[freedomfireflies]

I absolutely love 404 but an old fashion standalone summertime one shot would’ve ate!!

AAA LISTEN I'M WITH YOU, I STILL WANT TO DO IT!! He's gotta put sunscreen on her back....and his hands are so large and strong and feel so good against her skin....😗 and when she's pretending to flirt with him to make her ex jealous, he's almost a little too good at flirting back hehe

I need him and he's not even real, this is RUDE!!!!

[saltydoesstuff]

guys i love this goober so much it physically hurts

[piratefishmama]

personal vent

honestly i think the worst part abt this whole, trying to get the fuck out of this house situation, is that despite the fact they're now treating it as a 'domestic abuse' situation

they're still not actually. helping me. to get out of this house.

they're just passing me around from 'support' organization to 'support' organization through referrals like a weird game of pass the parcel and i have to explain my situation literally every single time over the phone to a faceless new person and it's emotionally exhausting having to explain that i'm bordering suicidal in this house with no clear way of escaping that actually leaves me alive after it to a new person every other day like why the fuck arent you doing anything?

Why are you allowing me to normalise these thoughts through repetition?

why are you numbing me to the sheer panic that should come from explaining the worst thoughts my stupid brain has ever conjured up by forcing me to explain it over and over again?

y'all arent helping. You're not doing anything helpful. You're making it worse.

[dynamicentropy]

Blaseball recent events real talk:

I think the fact that tgb just decided to shut it down without any kind of send off is what gets me.

Like. It just feels like a fuck you to the maincord mods, blaseball cares, sibr, bnn, the garages, and everyone else who poured their heart and soul into this to just say "show's over, server shuts down in a week" with absolutely nothing else, and closing discussion hours later.

Like yeah I get it, it was hard work and it was your project and your sim, but. It feels like you guys aren't even letting any of us say goodbye. You just drop this on us and leave because you don't want it to be your problem for even a second more.

Now we have to scramble in the aftermath. We knew it was gonna end, but we didn't even get a warning, let alone an ending. Idk I'm. Ugh.

[okeydokeylackey]

look. the Liberty's Kids version of Benedict Arnold was in fact my first love. And my first heartbreak. He is to blame for my poor taste in men.

[before-it-felt-like-a-sin]

I've never gotten over anything in my life I fear

[consang]

need my older brother to fuck me until just before i orgasm and then pull out over and over and over, until i just hate him and start trying to shove him off. only then does he finally make me cum forcefully until i forgive him and promise to edge with him again

[hellishfig]

OH MY GOD

the cards were so smart. brennan you evil bastard

and lou playing fabian possessed by baron... sorry adaine, i love you girl, but i'm being so abnormal about this

[constable]

I'm literally going to scream. Why is every Tumblr user into transfem Odo? Keep! It! Away from me!

[brinehater]

tragically level 200 Rene can't solo the HM drake before it decides to run away (also he can get just smashed by it too! HM drake will just drop anyone for fun!)