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martianbugsbunny · 23 minutes
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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martianbugsbunny · 23 minutes
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which is definitely not an omen
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martianbugsbunny · 27 minutes
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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martianbugsbunny · 27 minutes
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sure the greek demigods are easily able to learn ancient greek but what they actually speak amongst themselves is a fucked up Camp Dialect™ that has evolved seperate from modern greek for the past couple hundred years
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martianbugsbunny · 22 hours
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btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(
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martianbugsbunny · 1 day
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‼️🇲🇽 American tourists in Mexico try to shut down restaurant in Jalisco because Mariachi music is “too loud”
🔸 Source: Fernanda Cortes
Jalisco is the birthplace of Mariachis, and their music has been around since the 17th century… y’all don’t get to come over and get rid of it 😭
If you’re a tourist in Mexico (and ANY other place) for god’s sake remember that you’re a TOURIST. You’re VISITING. You don’t get to come here and try to shut down restaurants and bandas because they annoyed you on your two week trip with the family.
If you’re coming to the culture you’ll find the culture, in case that isn’t obvious. If you’re really that annoyed by it, go to Cancún and Cabo San Lucas, as the video said. Or just stay home.
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martianbugsbunny · 1 day
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i love tank force 99
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martianbugsbunny · 1 day
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so cute!!! both the plushies and blossom lol, she's such pretty colors <3
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meet fisher the baby penguin & karli the koala. and blossom loving on my flamingo that still needs a name
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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tumblr have this bcuz tt is supressing me
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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if bad batch does not have a happy ending I will hide a container of gas station sushi somewhere in the car of every person involved in writing the show
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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EVIDENCE THAT CLONE X IS INFACT TECH AND NOT CODY OR ANYONE ELSE
He’s skinny. Case closed.
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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Crosshair: My cold dead heart feels no affection for anyone.
Omega: *sneezes*
Crosshair: ARE YOU SICK?? WHERE'S YOUR JACKET? SOMEONE GET A DOCTOR
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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everyone be quiet i'm manifesting
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martianbugsbunny · 2 days
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Looking forward to episode 14 being 25 minutes alternating scooby-doo style sequences between Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, and Rampart panicking and screaming being chased and shot down, and then stalked by the critters in the Tantiss jungle
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Omega, Sami, Jax, Eva, and Bayrn stumbling their way innocently past ray shields via the droid tubes into all the other super secret secure parts of the base and every 30 seconds: "I wonder what this button does"
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Echo systematically working his way through layers of security like a badass, following the sounds of panicked screams and Zillo beast roars to Omega (who else?), and rallying his newfound squad of 4 children (sounds familiar) to help him release the prisoners and decommission Tantiss base with Bayrn strapped to his back.
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