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gaylorarchive · 2 years

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#gaylor #gaylorarchive #forever winter #red #red tv #lyric analysis #closeting #twitter #on a personal note #i remember this campaign so clearly #and I remember holding onto that sentiment #hoping desperately that one day I could be out and open and safe #and i'm not even that old #like at all #i'm not even a millenial #but I remember the it gets better campaign so so clearly #it really helped

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kenobihater · 4 months

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23 is young and i don't wanna go acting like it isn't but sometimes i see stuff from baby zoomers and i feel fucking ancient. skibidi toilet? i have yet to understand what that's referencing. reality shifting? i was into new agey stuff as a teen and i get the whole law of attraction/manifestation thing, but the rest is all greek to me. a good half of the aesthetics i see talked about online? literally got overwhelmed when i stumbled on the aesthetics wiki last year and i feel like an idiot seeing all these kids list off like 4 different hyperspecific aesthetics to describe themselves 😭 girl what does any of that mean? patiently explain it like i'm 85 when it comes up, or don't expect me to know what the hell you're talking about. i'll just end up smiling and nodding like your out of touch grandpa who loves your energy but is frightened by cellphones and the concept of smartfridges 💀💀💀

#i genuinely am not dunking on any of this stuff (i have no idea what any of it is in detail lmao) and i think it's lame #as hell to dunk on young ppl stuff just bc it's enjoyed by young ppl. regardless i have no idea what's going on with the youth sometimes #and i don't think that's ever gonna change. i don't rlly care to devote a lot of time to stay Cool and Hip bc i'm NOT steve buscemi and i'm #okay with being viewed as uncool but it still surprises me the extent to which this is already happening to me and i'm not even 25 #back in MY day we had gangnam style & vine compliations & i was only mosscore with a hint of dark academia and that's how we LIKED it! /s #i honestly feel more in touch with millenials then i do anyone too young to remember the great recession or life before the omnipresence of #the internet. that's surely due in part to us being legal adults but also bc i think anyone who HASN'T experienced a childhood without #smartphone access or one free of years of economic struggle has a much different life experience than i do. i didn't get a phone til 12 and #i didn't get a smartphone til 14/15ish. i never complain abt gas prices like my parents do bc i grew up when it was $3-$5. i can't eat #canned peaches bc they remind me of '07-'11. this isnt to say i had it harder - i wasn't a kid during covid - but its slightly harder to #relate to #len speaks

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c-e-n-t-i · 7 months

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Drawing my newly aquired blorbo in their legendary costume but very poorly

Also came to a consensus how to draw them without a costume

Woe Lotus Polliwog be upon ye

#cookie run ovenbreak #lotus dragon cookie #I'm either too early or too late #I was preparing for Millenial Tree buff but missed it cause I was burnt out #I missed Lotus Dragon Cookie buff too cause I had no motivation #Not like it would change anything but still #And now there are... Too many #I like Sugar Swan and Xylitol Nova they're good characters but I will not even try to lvl them up lmao #Epic Cookie meta rise up #I would prob try to lvl up Lotus Dragon for funsies at least to clear both their trials #And maybe save up 200 stars for them...#the things we do for love lmao

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keepingupwiththehoneybadger · 5 months

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help a bestie out with dating issues

#listen #this is such a millenial question lmao #BUT LISTEN #would you date a guy who doesn't even have photos on his ig?#when i say doesn't have photos i mean 0 #like not even highlights #not even a profile photo on whatsapp #nothing #and oc your girl said 'i can fix him' but NOT THIS TIME #he's a good bf material but i see some red flags there #I'M COMPLICATED IM SORRY #help a bestie out #emi.tag

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hardly-an-escape · 11 months

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I love my husband SO much but sometimes he says he's going to bed at like 10 PM and I'm like oh sweet I can work on my stupid little fanfictions for a little while before I go to bed myself and then forty five god damn minutes go by and he's still futzing around and coming over to the couch and lying on me and wanting attention and I'm like my dearest darling I have been ON for the past ~15 hours with maybe 20-30 minutes where I was truly alone with no responsibilities, I love you but please go to bed and leave me the fuck alone for a little while.

#complaining about him on my sideblog because he follows my main because we're a true millenial couple #I'm just gonna give you a basic rundown of my day #7:30-3:45 work (took a gaggle of preschoolers trick or treating)#then ran to grocery store #then came home to make dinner (enchilada bake from scratch) (which I didn't even have time to eat)#then choir from 6-8 #came home and finally ate dinner and washed half of the dishes #then husband washed other half of the dishes while I caught up on other stuff #then he said he was going to bed and this post commenced

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nerdyfangirlingbooks · 3 months

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Every now and then I remember the times I would mention to my flatmate that I was thinking of buying myself something reasonably expensive (that I had been eyeing up for months and had budgeted for) and she'd tell me that I shouldn't spend that much money on something I didn't need and it would be stupid etc etc while she regularly impulse bought things that cost at least as much and she would use once (while complaining that she was under a lot of financial stress and couldn't afford <$3/week for 2 months for a rental washing machine when ours broke). She is... perhaps not my first call for financial advice

#like I get that you're financially stressed but also it feels a bit rich to complain about it when you're on student allowance (not loan)#and your parents still contribute to things for you even though allowance is supposed to be for people whose parents can't afford to help #and you get multiple scholarships a year even though you're technically not eligible for half of them anymore but then as soon as the money #comes in from those you spend it all on a brand new dress for your sister's hen's do picnic because you can't wear the same dress as you #will for the actual hen's night or the wedding. Better buy a full price one at an expensive store instead of looking in a single op shop or #borrowing one from one of your three sisters who are all roughly the same size #god life must be so tough for you getting the same amount of money as the rest of us on student loan except you only have to pay back half #like the only money you have to live off is the same as what the rest of us get + scholarships (plural) plus what you earnt in your summer #internship? how could you possibly survive??#anyway I am NOT a fan of people who are like 'oh you say you have no money for rent but you have a phone?' because that's bullshit #and the whole 'millenials need to stop eating avocado toast so they can buy a house' thing is also bullshit #however. If you pay $60/week for a gym when you have access to the free uni one (or any other gym in the country is like $20)#and you buy uber eats multiple times a week for like $30+ each time despite having a premade meal in the fridge. and you get multiple #scholarships which mean you are arguably among the more well off students. AND you impulse buy things that cost over $100 regularly #then maybe the problem is not that you don't have enough money to split the rental costs of a washing machine (<$3 each/week)#maybe you are just bad with money #which is fine like it's not like it's unfixable it's just annoying when you act like you're worse off than people whose only money is what #they get from student loan each week so they eat beans on rice for dinner for a week #because that's all they could afford (yes I know people who did this. Yes she complained more than them)#so no I don't think I'm gonna be taking financial advice from you babes because one of us has entertained the idea of a budget to help with #finances and it's not you xx #(she turned down offers of financial help/advice/books to borrow from multiple people multiple times. I 100% get that you might not want to #talk to people about it especially your friends but we had multiple books on finances lying around the flat which she always said she didn't #need. And then she'd continue to complain that she didn't have enough money #god forbid you suggest something like going to a cheaper gym (or worse. The perfectly fine free uni gym!)#again. Her gym cost $60/week for most of last year until they brought in a student discount which was 'only' $45/week #the next most expensive gym chain I can find costs maybe $30/week for the highest membership level #to get what she was getting she would only need like a $20 membership #BUT to be fair she wouldn't get such strong culty vibes at any other gym #lol anyway sorry for the rant. I could keep going but apparently you can only have 30 tags and this is the last one

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mourge · 6 months

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what i find so so so funny about the ai moral panic is like. remember when we used to mock people for being critical of technology. remember that. remember "hurr durr fire is scary and thomas edison was a witch" remember when we used to say that. did that mean anything

#ai #idk i'm OLD!!!!#there were also so so so many posts about being careful of turning into the boomers scared of new things #and now look at us millenials where are we now #am i even a millenial i forger the cut off im 97

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spiftynifty · 1 year

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I think the best way I can out myself as an Old™ is to publicly admit I have no idea who tf dril is

#i'm a millenial but I feel like even within millenials cuz we grew up with and without internet #the difference a year between us can mean a huge difference culturally

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willeekmer · 1 year

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NOT ME JUST NOW LEARNING THIS I'M CRYINGGGGGG 😭😭😭

#HELP I'M SO DUMB OMG #not even a millenial but i didn't know how to use emojis on tumblr for THE longest time #embarazzing

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welcometogrouchland · 2 years

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Me watching lazy in space finally get the appreciation it deserves in the bapc tag:

[ID: the "sickos" meme of a man wearing a shirt that says "sickos" peers through a window while smiling and saying "yes...ha ha ha...YES!". End ID]

#bee and puppycat #POINTS AT ALL MY LONG BEE AND PUPPYCAT POSTS PRAISING THE SHOW. NOW YOU SEE!!!! NOW YOU ALL SEE!!!!!!#obviously there's still ppl who don't like the new show and honestly that's okay. to each their own and i hope those ppl are happy-#-discussing their own takes on why it doesn't work amongst each other. intellectual stimulation for all #but for a while it was the most popular take among like. video essays and analysis posts #and I'm just happy the landscape has evened out a bit #this show may seem silly but it does genuinely mean a lot to me and is really well written #if whimsical and slightly off beat lo-fi millenial magical girl sounds like your thing give it a watch lol

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iturmom · 1 year

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#not to be controversial but lowkey are any of the prettyboy (homoerotically) millenial youtuber funny boys from vine straight #is it even that controversial like they are pretty straightforward and it does read as sincere #also on that note if there has been a moment this week that i haven't been whining on tumblr it's bc of them ❤️#i've never watched them before but any shred of sanity i've had this week was all them #also tbh when i look at kurtis conner it is obviously 100% respectfully every single time. but also i just reeeeeally envy his mullet #and i need to find a way to make something like that for my pathetic one wave hair but idk #idk how to cut masc hairstyles it's foreign to me and i'm not doing very good at it but i'm making effort

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llycaons · 2 years

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It’s athleisure, but designed for someone who competes in professional napping.

oh hehe

“Nie Huaisang, nonbinary femme-leaning aromantic pansexual non-hierarchical polyamorous slut, at your service.”

oh...pansexuality 😨

#that's wthe worst thing I've ever read in a work I'm otherwise enjoying #the entire conversation is so gddamn bizarre. I don't like the term demi and I don't like the idea of lwj discussing his sex life so openly #and he can just be gay even with these experiences he's describing. he can just be gay #a lot of fics that lean into this are just very very modern millenial american sounding and ig that's technically what they are #but a lot of the languahe and dialogue is like. idk it just feels off #plus the nonsense with 'pansexuality'#also the mogai bs just gives me a headache in almost any context #and the very liberal use of the q slur #like they just feel like generic white americans in a lot of scenes idk #like I know people like this irl and I want to be like well your experiences aren't universal #the non hierarchical stuff is interesting though #and polyam nhs I can def see #ficblogging

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frostytundra01 · 2 years

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Man I wasn't even there for og dashcon tumblr and my sister still calls me old for still being on tumblr. The internet really just created several different breeds of generations and zoomers are more diverse than people give us credit for. I can't explain it, I just feel old at 16.

#tumblr #tiktok #generational gap #but like between zoomers #zoomers #gen z #gen z vs millenials #gen z vs gen z #Older gen z vs newer gen z #It's even worse because I have older cousins who were here for that and they feel super old too #I know I'm young #I feel old #But not like in a I was born in the wrong generation way #This generation is just way more diverse and I'm scared about gen alpha #help #original posts

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uwudonoodle · 19 hours

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#animaniacs #meme #stretching #body maintenence #millenials #yakko warner #jokes aside #body maintenance is really important #me and my partner have made a concerted effort to start taking better care of ourselves this year #we're not trying to get skinny or get swole or anything related to appearance #we've watched our parents go through so many struggles with loss of mobility and other age related health issues #it really made us see that you only get one body and you can't take your health for granted #we started exercising regularly #exercise has so many benefits beyond how you look #I don't think my appearance has even changed much but I feel more capable #I have more stamina my back pain and joint stiffness is nearly gone and I'm much more flexible #I think 30 minutes of stretching is a bit much for most people but we do at least 10 minutes after each workout #every other day we tell each other how grateful we are that we're taking better care of ourselves #we feel so much better and doing anything is at least 15% easier #I just don't want aging to be painful #I don't necessarily like exercising but a good pair of headphones with music and audiobooks and youtube can make a world of difference #I never thought I'd be a gym rat but here we are #bodies are meant to move #also why are we like the only people at the gym to ever take time to stretch?#do other people lift weights and then just put up with being sore?#I'd rather not feel sore after exercising #plus stretching is a great way to cool down and improve your flexibility #health over thinness

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theia-eos · 23 days

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#lol #lmao even #I'm a millenial #That's obvious bait #For phising #kids #don't click on random verification links sent anonymously to your inbox

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beastsovrevelation · 4 months

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Imagine just casually sassing off the General of the Holy Host. You know, the bitch who beat Satan in a fight...

In a scene earlier, she also calls a Marquis of Hell a decrepit moron. Cthylla's the fucking definition of "😈" emoji. I've also decided, her faceclaim's Ella Purnell.

Just, imagine her in black leather, and with silver streaks in her hair.

Meanwhile, Max is om diplomacy duty as always 🤣

#diary pages #writing journal #good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens oc #cthylla #dagon whatever you did was futile gen z will be a nightmare in demonic form also #though i'm not sure whether she's gen z or late millenial by human standards i forgot when exactly she was born #michael's being surprisingly tolerant even before max intervenes #i guess the divine world just sees cthylla as a baby #but michael would also be aware of cthylla's accomplishments in modernizing hell #the fact that everyone seems to ship michael and dagon (not me) and here dagon's daughter is just casually pulling michael's whiskers #tbh when she snapped at samigina she was very high on caffeine #maxine's just... “😑” 🤣🤣🤣#she knows both her bff and her aunt #maxine frost #good omens michael #good omens fandom #no wonder max is the perfect diplomat she's been handling the clownery that is divine relations since she was like 10 #especially between her father and aunt

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