#i'm saying

[arabella-strange]

p.s. Robbie's question last ep? Had this Yasha energy.

[ashestoashesjc]

[pithyrhyme]

i just had an awful thought

season 2 had been described as a love story (i don't remember where i saw this, i could be wrong)

so what if it's between Aziraphale or Crowley and someone else?

but Neil Gaiman wouldn't do that to us...

right?

[soyboysace]

my early teen years needed david tennant and matt smith's incarnations. my quarter life years need peter capaldi's incarnation.

[chaoticwistfulness]

I'm starting to think Alma is one of us just trolling 🤣

Alma's Instagram stories | December 7, 2022

[newtabfics]

why do you always wait so long to write some fics? like most people would absolutely jump on the clout to gain more followers! you deserve a billion followers.

I'm gonna show my age in this a bit: I don't care for clout. I am extremely lucky and extremely grateful for the followers that I have. If I suddenly lost them overnight, I would be sad but I would take this and re-evaluate my writing.

My blog consists primarily of writing and just me being a goblin over fictional characters. Fanfiction has always been an amazing tool for me to harness and improve this writing as well.

I take a long time with full fledged stories, because I want it to be good. Some endings are abrupt because the story is told. I don't like dragging it out for too long. Which is also why you will see the Redeemed Ganondorf series in chunks more than consistent posting. It's why you don't know about a full fledged series until I'm nearly done with it (Twisted and Returned being great examples) because I want to write the story.

These stories...everything you've ever seen, are stories that I want to read too. I want to read about Astarion grimacing as Tav rubs worg shit all over her pretty face and still finding it in him to compliment her.

I want Gale to become best friends with a Sorcerer friend and they bond over their connection to the Weave. I want Lae'Zel to teach me how to swear in Githyanki so I can scare Shadowheart playfully. I wanna roar with Karlach because FUCK THIS WORLD.

I take a long time because I want these stories to be good. Even one like or reblog or what have you? That's an honor. It is an absolute honor that somehow, my goblin needs to want to be best friends with every fictional character I enjoy and just posted it so I could have an archive of all my stories readily available, someone like you has seen this and thought "Omg yes" and hit that little button.

Life is too short to care about your follower count.

[some-sick-deja-vu]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hannibal (TV) RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hugh Dancy/Mads Mikkelsen Characters: Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen Additional Tags: Friends to Lovers, First Time, role play, reading fan fiction, Domestic Fluff, Shameless Smut, Top Mads Mikkelsen, Bottom Hugh Dancy, Dom/sub, Daddy Kink, Mutual Pining, Resolved Sexual Tension, Brief mentions of fictional incest, Key mentions of Nigel and Bobby, Brief Nolan mention, Humiliation kink, Rough Sex, Spanking, Hair Pulling, Praise Kink, Biting, Possessive Mads, Choking, Hannigram and Spacedogs mentions, Enchanted Beasts mention Series: Part 4 of I don't want you like a best friend...(Madancy one-shots) Summary:

Mads and Hugh are staying together while they both film in London on different projects. Close quarters and constant tension have both men on the edge of making a move, but they manage to resist until the morning when Hugh finds Mads reading sexy Roardogs (Nigel x Bobby) fanfic on his phone.

Now, who would have thought an innocent question like "what's that you're reading" could have such a powerful end result?

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[trisarahtops-sketches]

Just dragon girl things <3

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[ionomycin]

temple at the end of the road