#i'm so sorry...

[balrogballs]

I have never had a normal thought since I realised Aragorn/Estel would have been around 10 years old — more like 7/8 considering his heritage — when Thorin's Company passes through Rivendell, so here are some brainrot headcanons (continued under the cut):

Estel is obsessed with Thorin. Just completely obsessed. Follows him around everywhere like a cat, begs him to play with him, offers to run errands for him. Literally every elf in Rivendell is completely stunned at the behaviour because Estel is, normally, a card-carrying ankle-biter.

The Dwarves, on the other hand, are shocked by the fact that by a few days into the visit, Thorin seems to like Estel too. Gloin would have sworn that he expected Thorin to throw the child off the banisters the minute he made him hold his pet python. Thorin didn't just hold said snake, but played with him, let him do little odd jobs, even letting him sit up with him at the dining halls. On two evenings, he even takes Estel out with a wooden sword, to show him how to "fight like a Dwarf lord". All the Dwarves are just as shook as the elves, minus Kili and Fili, who knew Thorin as Uncle Thorin and are completely unsurprised that he is so wonderful with little Estel.

Lindir and Elrond find a content python snoozing in Elrond's study. Lindir and Elrond are both utterly and irrationally terrified of snakes. After much screaming and climbing on sofas, every member of staff swears Estel had been in his mother's quarters all day. Nobody thinks to mention that they saw Bilbo and Thorin hanging about outside the study, because what relevance could that possibly have?

When the company left Rivendell, Estel was understandably quite unhappy because he'd miss them, also they were going to see a dragon, and he begged to go with them. Thorin does what most parents do before going on a trip, and promises to bring him a present from the dragon's lair when they returned.

Bilbo returns without Thorin, but with the promised present for Estel. He visits the boy in his quarters and they hold each other and share their grief. Bilbo then shows him the present. He explains how Thorin wanted to give him something more substantial than a golden cup scraped off the floor of a dragon's lair — he had told Bilbo, the night before the battle, to give the boy Thorin's own solid gold wristband.

On the same return trip, Elrond expressed his condolences over Thorin's death, and enquired if there were other casualties. When he finds out that Kili and Fili had also died in the battle, a strange, terrible expression twisted across his face and he said, almost reflexively, both? both together? good. that's good. The remaining Dwarves and Bilbo were all stunned, thinking it was Elvish apathy at best, and deliberate disrespect at worst. After all, they had no reason to know that Elrond, like his immortal brethren, found it somewhat difficult to gauge the ages of mortal beings — and had thought the two late brothers were twins.

Decades later on the night before the Fellowship were set to depart, the elderly Bilbo Baggins found it hard to sleep from worry, and wandered onto the balcony, and saw a lone man practicing sword moves in the courtyard. He realises both man and combat style seem faintly familiar, like the heavy striding and swinging and slashing are the steps to an old dance he once used to know, which now lives in a deep, forgotten place within him, under layers of unravelling memories. He can't quite put his finger on it. But there is a strange comfort in the sight, so soothing Bilbo's eyes start to close, falling asleep curled up right there on the balcony. He slips off into a wonderful old dream, lulled by the rhythm of fallen leaves crunching in the courtyard — where Aragorn "fights like a dwarf", solid gold wristband twinkling under the light of the stars.

[sunnyd1n0]

I'm so unserious....

I SWEAR I'LL DRAW MORE SERIOUS THINGS- 😔

[loveafterdeath-if]

Oh I don't like you at all. You made me ugly cry. This damn demo is a trap. You rein us in and then cut the strings. Like a puppet master.

Omg i was so happy. And then so sad. 😭😭😭😭

Horrible Horrible Horrible 😫 this made me so emotional and it was beautiful and sad and i was so mad because you literally warn us not to get attached but it was a trap!!

What the hell did you expect with writing like that? 😒😭

Also, juliet can go into the deepest levels of hell and get destroyed 1000000 over.

I hate how much i loved this. 😭😭😭😭❤️

[luciel-hi]

And round 6 of the pride flag saga!

Today it's Elanor!

I do like her, she was the easiest by far to draw (then why are you late Luciel? I was hyper fixating on something else okay?! I'm a woman with priority!!)

Anyway so, I do like her, but unfortunately I feel like her colors really doesn't work that well in my style, I work better with more flashy bright colors, ho well, it still turned out cute in the end, and that's what matters!

Happy pride month everyone! 🌈

[centimetercat]

I am... so sorry.

So I was looking at uhhh the yk Sunny after he got his eyeball stabbed out? YK with the eyepatch and all? And MY FUCKING BRAIN WENT: Hey guess who else has short black hair and an eyepatch.

And. I tried to block it out but. It was too late. I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF/jk

I must, again, apologize for my bullshit. I am so sorry for this.

[naomiemuffet]

Okay, Humans and Monsters alike... As the biggest spider fan of The Great Papyrus, I'm going... To say that.

*I take a deep breath*

F**K~

Okay, to be honest, I never wanted to say it one day, but now, I did. I hope that's okay for you.

-The Great and Gentle Muffet-

[cl0udypaws]

To think A.C's wife pushed THAT out her Anti-Wandussy 💀

[sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast]

Vent art:

+ a time lapse if you wanna watch it:

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[meownotgood]

wait how do you boop someone

oh anon..... poor anon...... you.... you missed all the fun.........

[comfortlesshurt]

skyler? i hardly know em haha get it anyways would you like to get dinner at 8?

oh my god i can't believe i missed our 8pm date

[cinhomi]

why do I find him taking off his jacket so attractive why am I giggling and blushing in bed just why I literally can't stop looking at his legs I love his legs don't get me started on how I love men in boots with a bit of a heel oh he's so pretty my pretty boy I love my pretty pretty boy

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[climbingthefloors]

obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[kiryuing]

[furiousfinnstan]

the meltdown I had the other day...