#i've been blessed

[vitamin-cunt]

PLEASEEE TOUCHSTARVED IS SUCH A GOOD GAME AND THE LOVE INTERESTS ARE SO BREEDABLE!! would def recommend.

GAME!?!?

AS IN INTERACTIVE!?!?

LOVE INTERESTS??? AS IN PLURAL??

THERE'S MORE???

[fan-of-chaos]

*takes deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TINY MINI KALEGO SENSEI!!!!!

HE IS SO CUTE!!!!! HY HEART!!!

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

Y'ALL IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!! ASHUR FINALLY MADE A MERCH OMGOMGOMG!!!!

[gonegrove]

Steve, thinking that he will never ever find the one after the sea of bad dates he’s been on. It’s to the point where he just gives up.

Six little nuggets? Guess I’m gonna be the honorary uncle of six little nuggets because I’m never going to find anyone.

Oh, look at this, his cousin’s wedding invitation. Now that’s cruel why on earth would anyone include to ask me about a plus one? I’m alone forever… ha ha ha it’s funny if I make it funny.

No, Robin I do not need to be set up on dates I don’t care. And tell Nancy that she isn’t at all subtle with the sad eyes because she thinks she broke me. I broke me. I was prepackaged broken-will you stop calling me a sad sack. Maybe I like being single.

Sob

And suddenly the clouds part, the sun comes shining and Chrissy Cunningham comes strolling into the video store in an adorable sundress, white sneakers and loose hair blushing. She asks Steve out on a date, says she’s been practicing a lot and “oh, no I didn’t mean to say that oh god”

And suddenly things are looking up for Steve because damn it she’s adorable

And if, perhaps, down the line some years later they wind up married with surprise twins after already four kids then, well that’s okay too.

But that’s far down the line, years to come. But that night on that first date he makes Chrissy laugh so hard that she snorts, embarrassingly covering her face and Steve is so charmed he mentally ticks off that plus one for his cousins wedding.

Two weeks later he asks her if she’d go and Chrissy, delighted, gives him a sweet kiss on the cheek.

(Noticed your preferred ships and decided to blurb one)

but YES. I LOVED THIS SO MUCH!!!!! THANK YOU AAAAAAAHHHHH! this is SUCH a pleasant surprise! what a lovely gift 💙

[kaisludge]

vittorio was released today and he already has a shirtless cosmetic

[yellow-computer-mouse]

90% of my dash is therians and otherkin and alterhumans in general and I'm so happy. fuckin finally

[evcn]

just sitting here watching some cute gay shows with cute gay people

[mothinabottle]

Oml, booping is fun. I'm gonna boop every mutual I have 👉💫

[planet-marz1]

thank you for the blessing kali !!!💗💗

I love the Pedro fairy

big forehead kiss for you <3

[gacha99]

Me: Meh the new characters don't interest me, I'll pull on the standard and see what happens-

Not even 30 pulls later:

[cytryndor]

okay so

only murders finale: October 3rd

my birthday: October 4th

our flag means death premiere: October 5th

it's like the best birthday ever

[eileen-crys]

CAN'T BELIEVE THAT ON THE DAY OF MY OTP'S ANNIVERSARY A NEW COMIC ISSUE OF MY 2ND OTP CAME OUT AND BLESSED MY SHIPPER'S HEART OH MY GOD

[dalliesque]

ty for the constant live mr allen 😋

[cryptixotic]

Be real with me. You're sitting in a bar and a 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔢𝔞 with a massive sword rams into the door. Do you or do you not laugh

[randapear]

doot doot

again???

[yumejo]

anai breaks into ur house and eats all your donuts *real* (not clickbait)

*gasps*

*bakes more and makes a whole separate batch for them and puts it in the window*