#iM DYINGGGGG LMAOOO

[l3viat8an]

So, random thought but like imagine going on a road trip with the obey me characters in the human world and somehow managing to fit them all in one little car. Imagine:

You pull up to the gas station parking in front of one of the pumps to fill up your car. "Okay guys, bathroom break." You say as you turn off the ignition abs go around to the side of the car, opening the door and picking up a sleeping Luke out off his car seat and holding him on your hip as he shifts for a moment before falling back asleep.

One by one everyone comes out of the car. First Barbatos slides out of the front seat with Luke's bag of snacks, toys, and books that keep the young angel entertained during the long hours of driving. Then from the middle of the front seat comes Diavolo and then Lucifer who somehow managed to fit in between the two front seats. Then Simeon opens the side back door and gets out, walking over to you and wrapping Luke in a blanket before taking him into his arms while the younger snored softly. Yes i think Luke snores in tiny

Then after Simeon is Raphael who is half asleep himself while dragging Belphie out of the car as he snores in not so tiny. After Belphie Beel exits and picks up his twin, carrying him on his back. Satan slides his skinny ass out of the sunroof all the while reading his new poetry book. Then after Satan comes Levi. Lastly Lucifer opens the trunk to muffled screaming where Mammon, Mephistoles, and Thirteen all fall out while yelling at each other. Lastly asmo straight up spawns and crawls out from under the back seat while complaining how his shirt is now wrinkled.

The workers and other cars at the gas station stare at the car like

Kind of like this video: https://youtu.be/dr8EB7QqrMQ

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Link Wheezing isn’t the word I need- I’m dyinggggg lmaooo

Luke sleeping through all of that just like a kid is too perfect hskshsj baby boy needs his rest <3 and he 100% snores

Satan coming out of the sunroof duskhsks

AND THE TRUNK???? 3 PEOPLE IN THE TRUNK 😭 im surprised Thirteen didn’t try to kill Mephisto & Mammon (100% it was Lucifer’s idea to put the three of them in the trunk 💀)

It’s gonna be a miracle if the cops aren’t called hskshs

Also I just realized Solomon isn’t in the car which means that bitch (affectionately) probably just teleported to the destination lmaooo

[menalez]

so i was scrollin thru tinder as a joke and my friends were swiping on people for me and they saw a man and swiped i was like NO and my friend was like YOU HAVE A MATCh and the profile was peteseeger or whatever i was like 🤮my friends thought he was a confused dude who set his profile up wrong but he’s soo much worse than that. i had to say “yo sorry i didn’t mean to match with you my friend swiped because she recognized you from theatre did you go to x school” because im too nice💀

DYINGGGGG why have so many people found him on tinder lmaooo doesn’t he have a girlfriend rn or smth???

[annedilie]

for a moment I thought that Chat was going to drive a car lmaooo

Also mari why you didn’t enter the car with Adrien im dyinggggg