#idk if the white one was from the 30 bulbs or if that was from when we got tulips from church last easter

[bunnyb34r]

Ahhh my tulips (that didnt get eaten) are blooming!

I had to replant a bunch of bulbs (I think I planted like 30 lmao) bc some fucking chipmunks kept eating my 25 year old bulbs 😒 and we got a variety color pack instead of the red ones weve had forever

And look!!

[revelaare]

Shit said in the Crimson Discord & VC, taken out of context part 2, (the sequel)

Big NSFW warning, probably

his meat slid off and then slid right back on

[PRONOUN] can punch me in my uterus and make a hammock out of my ovaries

it’s one of the worst fucking things i’ve ever heard, and i’ve heard someone literally shit their pants

they tagged me and my ass clenched

this man just said “I want to eat ur ass and then kiss you” ok buddy

a man with a plan

my grandpa is texting his hoes from his flip phone

god my lawyer was a hit but idk if she will be the chosen one or not

hello give me your toenails

i'll touch you in a non-weird way

he was in that movie with the people, he was the human.

i want her to brush my hair

If we have dick glasses they have to be of the highest quality for the best experience

i don't wanna watch that white nonsense

i would throat him like a fine wine

these millenials can't live without ac? back in my day we lived on the sun

yall better put those goats on a wheel, tell them to start running

he looks like a bitch

yes or no, u wud punch the light bulb out of thomas edisons wrinkly pruned hand and asked him if he believed in god

still has skin and a working body

i needed to wait until my voice changes

you thought i was snacking on joe biden’s savory meat stick

barack guckin oglizzy, oguckma, barack osugma, Joe choden, OglchnnngggHHHYynnUUUnnghhma

why did i have a dream that i was taking the lid off my car

false gods require wine, real gods require coochiefice

fettucine wet ass pussy

that was all you sent me. the picture of a raccoon and then nothing

it isn’t hate, it is ‘continuously let down by’.

i never went to school who science

i’m gunna go peer pressure my mum into a shot

thank you for furthering my career at hot topic

i will suck the ingrown hair off of him

it has huge jackman in it

i chomped on this eggshell, got my calcium in for the day

i will take you to touch the mango

i want to see all the big things

[PRONOUN] has collar bones so deep you could hook a clothing hanger into it

no asscheeks in fucking family chat you animals

he will eat you alive and suck out your intestines like its a spaghetti noodle

[NAMES]’s Tiggle Biddie’s

dropped acid, cried the whole night.

my stomach is hooping and hollering, i’m about to eat some sleep

you want my throatsac ??

please dont know me as the toenail eater

you have to keep the skin on one side while you eat the other, thats basic mango physics

i mean he is some good sasuage

calm down dick Hannibal

respectfully, what the fuck is this

tbf i only eat my steaks where they need tampons

you committed acts of culinary terrorism

does your refrigerator whimper and cower in the corner when you approach it. that's your fridge trying to use echo location to locate a safe space

thundercuck

i almost met Jesus, I almost got an autograph. Almost got a greatest hits signed album.

respectfully, are you smoking fucking crack?

my left testicle could play better than you

i’ll eat him with ketchup

son of a biscuit eating bulldog!

now it’s back to me sucking, all is right in the world.

holy fuck weasels.

holy fuck, weasels!

why does the bad guy look like the Statue of Liberty?

this is a man that sometimes willingly dresses like a lumberjack

and me, being an emotional cripple, must make jokes about this.

hey my name is [NAME] i'm **definitely** who i say i am

[NAME OR PRONOUN] offered a back massage by calling it the “tickle thing”

i love a man who puts his parents in a nursing home.

my brain is going to take a hot shower

wait have u seen steve harvey's coochie

if it were me i would simply not be pregnant

look im not about to be out here saying i love [NAME OR PRONOUN] feet, but i am about to be out here saying that their feet are some of the nicest feet i've seen in a long time

i named my cloyster renesmee

[NAME] was texting me from the bathtub

you’re pregnant? That’s unfortunate.

do I say dumb shit? Perhaps. Do I take ownership? Perhaps.

i pay for things in blissful ignorance

i am an emotional vagrant

i am an emotional fragrance

to make a long motherfucking story short...

this enchilada tastes like asshole and sadness

you are not an ugly bitch, you’re just a bitch

that’s not a nut shot, buddy.

i’m sad because i sucked the meat off of this pumpkin spice latte

i want to make a blanket out of his eyebrows

what are you disgracing my Christian eyes for?

he be looking at that dick like why does it go so much to the left?

I want her to record an audio book for me so I can fall asleep listening to her voice.

Can I lick you like an ice cream cone? Asking for science.

like you're out to lunch with your bromie and you're eating some rubens or something and you wistfully look over the rim of your sunglasses and just: You ever buss 2 fast

my accent is flaccid

timotay chalamaymay’s sweet ass

on the bright side mcallister’s gave me 3 pickle spears. Almost enough to make a whole pickle.

you think they came from the same mommy pickle?

HIS DOODLE IS OUT

i thot that meant [NAME] wanted to...doodle his noodle

i don’t use commas, i don't respect u enough, fuck ur reading comprehension.

does australia have seasons

i want someone to embalm my body with mcdonalds sprite

his hermione grangina

purrrr my last email

its lore locked beneath 30 layers. u can only understand it if uve had a near death experience

LET'S GET FUCKY

i wanna have the heart of a stoner

his man titties look like little tattooed pillows

SWIGGITY SWOOTY COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY

there were no cheeks to shake. nothing to clap. no noise to be had from her literal slices of wonderbread

u ever just fuck around and ur tits fart

put a lil mint leaf on it for authenticity

alright brother god bless may u be fertile

i feel like im being advocated for something i shouldnt be advocating for

and i am adam with my fat pendulous balls lol

i’m making whuppie with whoopie godberg

theodore tits fart rex

yeah man do u also have the third toe on ur shoulder

the green spaghetti monster is coming for me and i can't blame him

today i learned starfish do not poop

that was nothing compared to some other things I saw

listen I'd willingly watch [NAME/PRONOUN] in a cell for 24 hours. Imagine that sounded less creepy

i'd lick a dirty flip flop off her abs

i’m tempted to show you all the gravity defining boobs, maybe tomorrow

my brain is on vacation

good morning! i ate breakfast and im ready to go to bed

tape the titty in

ive unironically had nightmares with [NAME] in them

the peanut in the auditory canal

so far this feel all comfortable, does this all make sense?

i know it's kind of a schlep to get through

nail polish or no nail polish for the shower?

and then he saw those big tt honkerz... and it all went down hill from there

can y’all stop chanting curses in the chat my furniture is stuck on the ceiling

EH?! CIAO? HELLO??

in Russia this is not ok 

i can’t buy pants here on Sunday either

IT'S LIKE TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS TO EAT ON A SOGGY PANCAKE

imagine me going up to [NAME/PRONOUN] and being like i love the way ur flesh smells

in a supermarket. The sickly blue light where humans congregate. Animal human masses. Nameless faces. Whole lives boiled into generalized categories like "asshole who definitely does need 4 boxes of cheerios". Yout hink and realize while stabding in line u didnt grab the bag of frozen peas...but its 2 late

its truly the only picture that gives me pure joy

are weasels real

my work mum just messaged me the phrase "use your booty call wisely" with no context

"let's bring u to the mustache chair"

If you’re not doing coke under the coke sign what is the point?

[vanchlo]

fifty questions you’ve never been asked

thx krisp for tagging me @toenialls sorry it took 4eva

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? rose gold 

2. a food you never eat? radishes or cucumbers came to mind first, i hate them both

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? too warm 

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? watching buffy the vampire slayer

5. what is your favourite candy bar? twix!!!!!!

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? mmmhmm 

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? idk something to my dog like “bye ily”

8. what is your favourite ice cream? chocolate or target has this awesome mint cookies and cream 

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? water 

10. do you like your wallet? yeah i got a new one recently i love, its blush and has a little handle to slide onto your wrist  

11. what was the last thing you ate? a piece of dark chocolate 

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? a dress off target’s website i guess 

13. the last sporting event you watched? hahah a soccer game last fall 

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? there are flavors? i guess kettle corn 

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? my kinda best friend 

16. ever go camping? nah i never liked it, but i’d be up for trying it again 

17. do you take vitamins? yeah just a daily one 

18. do you go to church every sunday? hell no 

19. do you have a tan? yeah no 

20. do you prefer Chinese food or pizza? pizza always, i dislike chinese

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? first it’s called pop, and yeah if it’s in a lidded cup like from a fast food place 

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? um i have different colors but they’re usually white with a colored toe and hell 

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? heheh yeah but not much 

24. what terrifies you? losing people i love and failure 

25. look to your left, what do you see? my door 

26. what chore do you hate? mopping and sweeping i guess, had to do it all the time at my old job 

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? "aye mate” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

28. what’s your favourite soda? *pop and it’s coke, tastes better from a can cold 

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? um mostly i go inside 

30. who’s the last person you talked to? my dad 

31. favourite cut of beef? idk imma just say a steak, they’re better than burgers 

32. last song you listened to? currently listening to painkiller by beach bunny 

33. last book you read? i just finished eleanor and park for the second time last night and fuck that ending 

34. favorite day of the week? friday 

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? ooooo yes i learned it at my first job bc the preschoolers were taught it. its so funny seeing how amazed people are when i can do it lol 

36. how do you like your coffee? decaf, lots of cream and sugar and some vanilla 

37. favourite pair of shoes? my fake silicon-ish birks from target

38. at what time do you normally go to bed? im trying to fix it lately but rn its like 2-3am 

39. at what time do you normally get up? noon haha but thats after struggling and pressing snooze 

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets

41. how many blankets are on your bed? 2 and 1 at the end 

42. describe your kitchen plates? idk i hardly use them and theyre my parents’ and i hate them, i prefer bowls 

43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? um a bacardi coke or a fruity wine cooler 

44. do you play cards? yeah i guess like solitaire and cribbage and some poker and other card games 

45. what colour is your car? red

46. can you change a tire? hell nah 

47. what is your favourite state/province? idk i guess minnesota bc i live there i dont really have a fav 

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? workstudy - you get paid to do your homework once your duties are done 

49. how did you get your biggest scar? i have one on my cheek thats from a glass ceiling light bulb falling on my face when my brother’s head hit it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? idk my dog was probably happy that i played with him and found his tennis balls he loves 

whoever wants to do this you can tag me 

[led123123]

asians.. take their shoes before they go inside the house.. and they have special pair to go to bathroom

I was like.. outside again today.. and.. all I was doing.. was.. watching.. sky.. basically. because I had nothing else to do. it looked good. nice colors. blue sky. green earth.. white clouds..

biting goes good today.. thank god.. I didn’t have to work too hard today.. basically.. most of the time I just.. stared at trees sky clouds and.. grass

I like this kind of work better.. I couldn’t start a truck.. basically I was just staring at blue sky clouds grass and green trees today

I didn’t know how to start engine.. a car.. and I figured it out. it took me a lot of time to figure out how to start car

and I f*cking felt like a dumbass.. 

after I managed to start it

I feel so dumb..

so I like.. still.. was biting on the.. first molar on the side that I wasn’t biting before.. but not I’m moving to 2nd molar

https://youtu.be/q_eo5j5sib8

https://youtu.be/O6BJiije6m4?t=9

okay.. I’m installing new hard drive.. maybe he unboxed my hard drive because I didn’t give him money back for this hard drive.. because I didn’t think that I had any money in wallet.. but I found some and gave him back maybe I don’t know.. that was kinda.. he oves me a lot of money anyway so that was asshole move of him to do that

installed new hard drive in PC.. it’s a little loud.. so I will have to.. like.. wrap it in something to make it more quiet

it’s kinda loud.. I will have to wrap it in something to remove this noise

https://youtu.be/SeNEK3W9fRc?t=54

it’s a little loud

https://youtu.be/SeNEK3W9fRc?t=147

https://youtu.be/LrmatvP5czo?t=74

https://youtu.be/LrmatvP5czo?t=188

https://youtu.be/LrmatvP5czo?t=222

it’s not super loud.. but I wanted to use rubber or sth

https://images.app.goo.gl/KLTysTZnkMArkKYJ8

this new hard drive doesn’t have automatic acoustic management. but one that I bought before has it

https://youtu.be/mpxBmxj5mP0?t=42

it’s not that loud.. but I should use a rubber to reduce vibrations

https://youtu.be/eeXXz_qTXVM?t=59

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=480

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=391

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=418

I know their songs.. I was listening a lot to 

https://youtu.be/aRTfQ16wbjM

this one was I listened to the most

and this girl was singing in this song

https://youtu.be/Ihi_kJJj_8A

https://youtu.be/Ihi_kJJj_8A?t=61

https://youtu.be/6UpFrXiGAjY?t=21

she was singing chorus in this song

https://youtu.be/6UpFrXiGAjY?t=65

that’s some new songs

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=417

https://youtu.be/vLbfv-AAyvQ

https://youtu.be/vLbfv-AAyvQ?t=57

https://youtu.be/c-3vPxKdj6o?t=2

https://youtu.be/c-3vPxKdj6o?t=211

wow she kinda looks like.. idk.. like.. is that a girl or a boy I don’t know

but she looks like.. I think I mean idk like him I think it kinda.. I don’t know

https://youtu.be/FEqNdMu1BBI?t=1032

https://youtu.be/FEqNdMu1BBI?t=1077

xD

https://youtu.be/AURVxvIZrmU?t=96

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=419

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=106

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=738

I can recognize jpop & kpop video.. in jpop they use more blue material for clothes

I mean these blue skirts are really popular

and these kind of colors and style

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=747

in kpop they wear totally different colors. there is a lot of american style in korean fashion

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=762

japanese language is like.. more interesting because they don’t speak english like koreans.. they just speak only japanese so it’s more interesting I mean.. I mean.. it’s.. more native.. more kinda independent

so I like japanese language a lot.. 

I mean.. kpop is.. kinda.. so popular that it’s kinda becoming.. like.. I mean.. it has american influence.. so. I mean.. to me like.. japanese seems very interseting because.. it’s not influenced as much by america as korea

korea has american influence

in “pop culture”.. 

and japan is unchanged by american influence

so japan is really interesting 

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=777

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=761

these bands like.. scandal. this new nmb48 are so interesting 

what other japanese bands.. a lot of anime bands and singers.. like. tomoko kawase.. she’s really good, band maid is also really good. scandal, eir aoi, yui itsuki

I like their songs a lot

https://youtu.be/h52EITY0YoU

they make different songs than like.. everyone else

https://youtu.be/h52EITY0YoU?t=78

looks like this girl from scandal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandal_(Japanese_band)

haruna ono

https://youtu.be/h52EITY0YoU?t=81

and she looks like.. also some girl 

https://youtu.be/h52EITY0YoU?t=133

https://youtu.be/h52EITY0YoU?t=190

she looks like one girl from philippines 

japanese songs are more soothing 

https://youtu.be/h52EITY0YoU?t=136

like tomyam

japanese songs are so good.. like.. they’re not fake they’re kinda authentic and they’re kinda honest authentic.. 

https://youtu.be/fw698TBdnmg?t=779

I mean. there’s like.. not as much competition.. everyone’s just being very nice and kind to each other. 

less competition less pressure

they’re not trying to be fake 

they are more authentic 

very authentic nice people

https://youtu.be/LrmatvP5czo?t=398

https://youtu.be/LrmatvP5czo?t=406

https://youtu.be/kIQ_I448NHQ

https://images.app.goo.gl/MpeSrJR6W8FZ1x92A

https://youtu.be/J8hK3NKztdw?t=540

https://youtu.be/J8hK3NKztdw?t=545

xD

https://youtu.be/vU0Y2ZNiBss?t=5322

I’m gonna write a song called “as long as I have you” it’s gonna be about drinking cocoa

https://youtu.be/Z3LQX9V90Vo

I need some.. rubber to wrap hard drive

https://youtu.be/-0MCP9kkDZ8?t=245

damn I need more time

https://youtu.be/PZYSiWHW8V0

damn I need to do something about this hard drive noise

like.. I don’t know

like.. wrap it with something.. so reduce noise.. but I’m worried about overheating..  damn.. these hard drives actually get hot.. they use.. like.. 10 watts 

old light bulb was using like.. from 30 to like.. 60-90 watts. but they were really hot.. 

electric stove. is like.. 1000 watts.. 

at max level

japanese people are like.. they’re not pretending.. I mean.. they’re authentic

https://youtu.be/17jixTfd81Y?t=22

https://youtu.be/KlqOkSMMKdY?t=24

https://youtu.be/17jixTfd81Y?t=19

што с ними слутилось

https://youtu.be/dia-7fEfu0Y?t=52

so imane. is a name that I never heard before.. 

may sound arabic to me it may sound arabic.. or.. 

https://www.thenamemeaning.com/imane/#:~:text=The%20meaning%20of%20the%20name,Origins%3A%20Swahili

I wanted to say morocco and morocco is next to algeria. she looks like she would be wearing black cloth on her mouth etc. wow it’s actually next to morocco

https://goo.gl/maps/tSEzc5xgeqoEueJe6

https://images.app.goo.gl/Jwzfj5uxLcrCc2YW8

who wears these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa

it’s called burqa

“ is an enveloping outer garment which covers the body and the face that is worn by women in some Islamic traditions. The Arab version of the burqa is called the boshiya, and is usually black in color. “

I though islamic and arabic is same people

https://youtu.be/z1EMevsyzZM?t=886

jesus christ.. if I think about this situation when I couldn’t start engine.. it’s been a long time since I did that so I just.. like.. didn’t know damn I’m so stupid

https://youtu.be/7ZkH3w8ltGY?t=15

https://youtu.be/5fNRMUaksZ8?t=86

https://youtu.be/AYBIEvkNF2c

https://youtu.be/Dz3oAH6QG3M?t=59

https://youtu.be/hcbGD7aQR6Q?t=1

like this girl from jordan. and.. this girl from america 

yes. and they met.. 

and she also looks like.. this french girl who’s acting in movies

and marina and the diamonds

does that mean that marina and the diamonds.. comes from bangladesh or somewhere around bangladesh. I don’t know how she looks in long hair.. she has short hair.. they all have short hair.. except rumena and girl from jordan

https://twitter.com/mirrorrmaru/status/1008826044084826112

what character is that?

https://twitter.com/mirrorrmaru/status/1008826719808163842

oh. this is the thing to secure the ends on edges so they don’t get unlaced

https://twitter.com/mirrorrmaru/status/953437141073367041

yes. that’s what I though.. but then she did crystal maiden I guess it was after ti8

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DH43y3zXsAABmSB?format=jpg&name=large

my answer to this would be.. 

https://youtu.be/17jixTfd81Y?t=19

https://twitter.com/mirrorrmaru/status/863497007318675456/photo/2

wow they look same

jesus christ these people playing on a console.. I don’t give a f*ck about your press one button gameplay

what now lol. xD

[surveysonfleek]

457.

5000 Question Survey Pt. 19

1801. How many smurfs can you name? never really watched it. just smurfette and papa smurf. 1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?Would you be lost without it? i have a planner that i only use for busy months. 1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had? yeah. biting my nails. 1804. Where do snowflakes come from? the sky. 1805. What do these latin phrases mean? Et tu Brute: Congito ergo sum: no idea on both.

1806. You're writing a story. The super hot (guy or girl?): guy is about to kiss (who): a frog Just then they get interrupted by (what): the princess and somebody screams, (what):"wtf" but it is too late. Fortunately (who): the king walks by and does something (what): nothing and they all live (how): unhappily ever after. 1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to? dr dre. 1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004? it’s actually quite shocking to reread the amount of people that lost their lives that day. crazy. 1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance? brilliance is more of what society would find impressive. 1810. Write any random sentance here: you spelt sentence wrong. 1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer? no. 1812. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it? no thanks, remote is too far. 1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call? work. 1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here: this survey... so no. 1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake? i forgot both tbh. 1816. Have you ever been in a parade? nope. 1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends? i’m sure it’s happened. 1818. Do you turn the bass up all the way in your car (or would you if you had a car) and blast the music? yeah it’s on max. 1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others? to some extent. 1820. What keeps you from being happy? people bringing me down. 1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)? i’d definitely give myself a direction to go career-wise. 1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance: no. 1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'? possibly. 1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? no. 1825. Say something nice about: yourself: i’m kind to the people i love. me: thanks for coming up with questions to help me kill time. your dad: he is the most generous person i know. your mom: she’s the best mother anyone could ask for. the one you love: very patient lol. 1826. Questions from random movies: Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly? You know what people are liking at night? cool. 1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in? coach carter for sure. 1828. What websites are addictive to you? youtube, reddit, tumblr. 1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to? ummmm. i don’t know... 1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey? no one. or someone who’s redoing them. 1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name? not many. 1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever...or tell the truth? tell the truth. i’m dead anyway. 1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card? no. 1834. Who do you never want to end up like? my boyfriend’s mother. 1835. How many oxymorons can you think of? pretty ugly. microsoft works. haha idk. 1836. How many years old is your diary? - 1837. How could today get any worse? no. 1838. What will you never ever do again? not sure... 1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you? something that i already know? 1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants? probably not. 1841. What was the last thing that you printed out? tickets. 1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street? nothing. 1843. What are you dependant on? my mother. 1844. What do you look forward to each day? eating and sleeping. 1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings? tbh i don’t know much about it. 1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what? gymnastics and karate. 1847. What's the best song to listen to after a break up? boyz ii men. 1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to? none. 1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else? yes. 1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of? obviously be taken care of. but it’s also nice and rewarding to take care of someone else that needs it. 1851. What is the worst 80's song in your opinion? idk. 1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE? haha plenty of songs. old school rnb i guess. God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?" nope. 1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life??? watching my boyfriend win on roulette with one single bet in the private section of the casino in monaco. 1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true? idk. 1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am? sure. 1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all? haha don’t get me started. 1857. Are you kind to strangers? most of the time. 1858. Do you go out of your way for other people? if i like them and if they’d do the same for me. 1859. Make a promise: i’ll try and finish this 5000q survey. 1860. Will you keep it? keyword: try. 1861. What do you think of the author of this survey? idk. What's my gender? female? What's my age? this is 10yo so maybe you’re 30+? What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)? 90s stuff. Anything else?? no. 1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?" to me personally, literature is basically any piece of written work and art can be seen/heard/felt/smelt/tasted in anything. 1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey??? i’m incredibly bored. 1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)? the spelling mistake though. 1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry? yes. 1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with?? haha no i didn’t know that. 1867. Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?' yes. 1868. What did you answer yourself? nothing. 1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you? nope. 1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped?? sure. 1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone? eh... 1872. Is there something you'd like to try? sure, first class! 1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish? any time i’m happy. 1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away? quite awhile... 1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of life? at this stage in my life, no. but i want to. 1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world? sure. 1877. Is there love in your heart? yes. 1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy? i guess so. 1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps? work or surveys lol. 1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of? idk. 1881. What's your favorite short story? idk. 1882. Have do you feel about beauty pageants? they’re terrible for children and teens. it sets them up for an insecure mindset if they’re being judged on their looks all the time.  1883. If it ain't broke (say anything but 'don't fix it'): enjoy it. 1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com) pinterest. 1885. Do you bruise easily? no. 1886. In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost...To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience...virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't..." What do you think of this? tl:dr. 1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort? resort. 1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving? no, too scared. 1889. What kind of bread do you like? soft white bread. 1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to? yes. 1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like? no. 1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born? haha crazy. 1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be? probably not. 1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo? i guess i would. 1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)? i could. 1896. How many hours do you sleep every night? between 5-8. 1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date? yes hahaha. 1898. I go crazy when I'm without _______. sleep. 1899. Can you do the robot dance? no. 1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves? not much at all. 1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them? yes.

[susebron]

ohhhh. maybe... i don't know... all the numbers. yes let's go with all 100 of them

i sincerely hate you and these took forever to answer so you better read ‘em all!!!!!!!! but also thx bc some of these were v nice and fun to answer

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal than milk bc i came for the cereal, not the milk

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? if i’m in a good mood,  yes. if i’m in a bad mood…. not at all

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? reciepts usually but i very much prefer actual bookmarks; specifically those with a magnet

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? with honey or sugar and lots of milk

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? i sincerely feel confused about how to smile properly??? so i guess a bit. like i can’t smile on order. i did as a kid but if i did it that way now, ppl would Wonder

6: do you keep plants? i had a cactus a while ago called robert plant but he died. my mum is currently keeping some plants in my room tho and i decorated one with some plastic dinosaurs but they are definitely not my responsiblity. i mean, robert plant died

7: do you name your plants? if you read the sixth answer, you would know that yes i do

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? writing i guess. idk it’s usually Metaphorically my feelings but i do make attempts to keep a diary sometimes. it doesn’t go well for long

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? not really

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? i really really really like sleeping on my side. i’m currently forced to sleep on my back and i do not like it

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? if one shouts sir yes sir then the other one has to shout I CAN’T HEAR YOU PUSSY #tbt @13000ants

12: what’s your favorite planet? tatooine which makes no sense

13: what’s something that made you smile today? leif gw persson was on tv

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? there would be books everywhere

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! neutron stars can spin at a rate of 600 rotations per second

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? um. macaroni and cheese or pasta salad. NO WAIT milk-stewed macaroni

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? tbh i’m content with my hair colour

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. that one time i thought sydney was in asia #tbt @weeplittlelannister

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? i do! idk i have one more diary-like, one with lists and drawings and shit… but also a calendar with is also somewhat a bullet journal

20: what’s your favorite eye color? what kind of q….. lmao oscar isaac’s

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. my mum gave me aleather messenger box, like a post office bag or whatever and I Love It. it’s tbh never big enough to fit everything but it tries

22: are you a morning person? no 

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? read

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? i was gonna say my grandfather but then i realised there is no way he wwon’t end up telling my grandmother ausifsafa. idk. my stuffed elephant

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? me and william once broke into this storage room where we live. he stole one of those long light bulbs and hit me in the head with it. it hurt

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? just normal chuck taylors. off-brand tho of course lmao

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? mint or y’know…. bubblegum

28: sunrise or sunset? both

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? i know this says friends but listen. when @sneutrinos talks about physics or physicists he admires… his eyes are like Glittering and it’s endearing as fuck. makes me want to listen (or watch lmao) him talk about it for hours 

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? yes

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. the best way to describe my socks and usage of them is that my nurse the other week when i was getting dressed to go home was like “oh! you’re wearing mismatched for rock the socks day (a day to uplift/celebrate down’s syndrome) and i was like “i guess….. but this is also just how i wear my socks” i very rarely end up having matching socks?? it just??? never happens even if i try

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. lmao idk if this was after 3am but i remember that one time me and @kkruel were ranting about his dorm neighbour showering at like midnight but literally just shrugged it off when the ceiling caved in saihfoasp

33: what’s your fave pastry? pastry is such a loose term though??? there is so much to choose from??? but i’m like really feeling muffins lately

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? i had a bunch but let’s talk about the one stuffed dog i got when i was like six and is still like brand-new because i was terrified of ruining it so i just…. occasionally gave it a pet. nothing more

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? i do, i do. i prefer certain pens, even if the ink’s only black, and i tend to use them more than pencils. 

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? nirvana unplugged would fit so much i had to go listen to it

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? i mean i like when it’s clean but i don’t mind if it’s messy… as long as it isn’t Messy

38: tell us about your pet peeves! flour

39: what color do you wear the most? um probably blue or black

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? i honestly don’t really own any jewelry. i do have a watch that i use sometimes but it doesn’t really have a meaning other than that my mum bought it for me during one of our trips to uppsala. so i guess it does mean something after all lmao

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? i really loved nimona. it was hilarious and amazing

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! idk i really like espresso house because they have really good chocolate muffins but it’s always crowded and overpriced. wayne’s also has good muffins and are usually a bit cheaper, a bit less crowded

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? i guess micah and his dad lmao

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? um probably last tuesday

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? i mean i guess?

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. my mind is BLANK

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? ticks. oh this said FOOD. um. mustard

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? i can only think of my trauma-based fears and they were usually about water and losing my parents??? i’m not sure i’d say either is the biggest fear now, but i still feel really uncomfortable in muddy water

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? p sure the last i bought was highlights from the original french production of les misérables

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? as a kid i used to collect popcorn boxes from the movies? i think i only have lotr ones left 

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? i associate @conradsricamora with conrad’s cover of ain’t no sunshine

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? i like the meme about ted cruz as the zodiac killer but it’s not from this year. uh. i can’t think of a 2017 meme

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? i’ve seen beetlejuice and pulp fiction and i love them both. one’s the perfect funny rainy october night movie and the other’s just… wow

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? idk someone on grey’s anatomy. mum’s been watching it a lot lately

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? gosh idk. i hope nothing too Dramatic

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? their love for their hobbies. like when someone is really intensively into something and it’s so Obvious. i love that

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? it always makes me feel so good. and i mean… yeah…. who doesn’t… 

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? um @itsjustaheartache is the wine mum and @caesarsbuddy is the vodka aunt because…. they just are

59: what’s your favorite myth? um anything to do with swedish trolls tbh

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? tbh i love poetry but i’m a bit picky with it. but i’ll read anything by richard siken

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? um my aunt once gave me a cp3o pen for christmas. like that was it. i think it was in the 1 dollar bin

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? no i don’t but if i have to, i prefer orange juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? i really like them organized but i have so many books that i just.. give up a lot

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? it’s late so probably dark, dark blue. perhaps even black

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? all my friends at this point lmao

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? idk… flowery

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? like it’s time to travel to middle earth

68: what’s winter like where you live? it’s either really cold and snowy or no snow and probably really rainy

69: what are your favorite board games? dnd or monopoly

70: have you ever used a ouija board? no and i fucking never will

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? rn it’s my pokémon tea that my dad’s gf got me

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? lmao i definitely need to write everything down which i’ve failed to do lately and i hate it

73: what are some of your worst habits? procrastination

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. gay

75: tell us about your pets! one is satan but also the sweetest??? v interesting mix. she is honestly so good. and the other one is chunk in cat form. also p good

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? i’m trying to finish my assigned math tasks for today but ashfpsao god damn ebba made me answer all these 100 q’s

77: pink or yellow lemonade? neither? i’m not a big fan of lemonade

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? i haven’t seen the movies so i was neutral… and at this point i’m neutral evil about it. stop it

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? john boyega exists so that was a cute thing of his parents to do

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? blue at dad’s and like white/cream-ish at mum’s…. bc blue felt most neutral and the other one was already there, so

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. sea with a touch of caramel

82: are/were you good in school? lmao

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? um. tbh anything by led zeppelin

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? i’d want some, sure, but i’m uncertain of what. probably something relating to ryan dunn at least

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? it’s been a while since i had time to but i really love captain america, sweet tooth and…. tbh i’m not picky???

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? i love them. esp if it’s by king diamond. if i have to choose one of his, it’s got to be them or abigail tbh

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? the lord of the rings trilogy and the star wars original trilogy. also artifical intelligence

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? resistance

89: are you close to your parents? i mean yeah? in different ways but i’m close to both of them which is v nice

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. it is really neat with beautiful old buildings and lots of book shops. or at least a bunch of good book shops. also actual shops dedicated to comics or gaming. also a v nice tea shop

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? i’m hoping to move to a new city this autumn, so there’s that

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? i don’t get cheese on pasta unless it’s mac and cheese

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? a luke skywalker inspired ‘do

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? um some family friend on facebook

95: what are your plans for this weekend? um. study, probably

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? i procrastinate. def

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? infp, leo, hufflepuff

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? i don’t remember when it was but i know that i did not enjoy it

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. anything by led zeppelin or stromae. a specific song though is the freshman by the verve pipe

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? no. no. you do not mess with time ok

[suckitsurveys]

Out of all 24 hours, which one is your favourite? Midnight. Have you ever been in a lighthouse? Yes. What are the names of the neighbours to your right? I have no idea. Left? ^

When’s the last time you actually sat down and watched the sun set? It’s been a while. Are you on a laptop or desktop? Desktop, at work. Do you ever make your own surveys? I have before. What colour is your shower? White. The curtains are blue with yellow moons, stars, and suns. Where do you order your pizza from? Domino’s, Maries, Lou Malnati’s, Jets. Just depends on what we are in the mood for. When is the past time you had a serious talk with someone? Mark yesterday ish. What time are you planning on going to bed tonight? Hopefully by 10/10:30. I have a lot to do after work so hopefully I’ll passout early. How old are you, your parents and your siblings combined? 201. The last time you went out of town was? Technically I’m “out of town” right now at work. Other than that, I guess In August/September. And where did you go? Boston. Have you ever been bit by an animal? Yes. Where is the person you miss the most right now? Deceased. Have you been paying attention to the Olympics much? I never do. How often do you take naps? Never. I know you don’t wanna talk about it, but when do you go back to school? I’m done with school. Did it rain today? Nope. It did all day yesterday though. What was the name of the last dog you pet? Cosmo. Do you find that you have a certain meal you eat every time you go to certain restaurants? Sure. Are you constantly judging people? Lets be real, a little. Have you ever had anything stolen from you? Yup. Think back to your freshman year in high school, what was the first class period on your first day of school? Oh god. I have no idea. Maybe Biology? What colour is your bike? I have a broken purple one at my dad’s. What word can you not stand to hear people say? Tr*mp. When was the last time the power went out at your house and how long was it out for? Back in September. What room of your house are you in? I’m at work. When there’s a full moon, does it make your room really bright for a few days? No? Is that a thing. What is the temperature in your city right now? 43F Which would you rather, a snowy day, sunny day, rainy day or cloudy day?: A warm, rainy day. Unless I’m going to the beach. Then sunny. How long have you ever spent away from home? A week. Ever had to get any stitches? For my wisdom teeth. When did you last use a post-it-note? Today. I use them for work constantly. Would you ever want to own your own restaurant? Eh. Do you have a fan in your bedroom? Just a box fan. Have you ever seen the White House? Not in person. How about Niagara Falls? Not in person. What about the four corners, have you ever been there? I have not. Have you ever played any variation of the padiddle game in a car a night? If not, you should wikipedia it and play it. It can be fun with the right people? I haven’t. I’ve played punch buggy, though, which is kind of similar. The most recent staircase you went down, what did it lead to? The first floor of the building I work in. Have you ever thought about what life would be like if we all slept during the day and were active at night? No. What colours are the counter tops in your kitchen? Tan. Has your luggage ever been lost at the airport? Did you get it back? Nope. Which major body of water do you live by? Lake Michigan. Who is the last person that you took a picture with? Mark. What type of food do you eat the most? Chicken, probably. When is the last time you were stuck in a fairly long traffic jam? Maybe when Lydia and I drove to Indiana a few years ago and there was a giant accident that had us sitting there for at least an hour. Do you have certain friends that you hug every time you see them? Yes. What do you enjoy most about your life? I have a very sweet husband, amazing lil nieces, cute kitties, and a couple good friends. When was your most recent trip to an aquarium? Yikes it’s been a while. What do you like in your salads and what dressing do you prefer? I like most kinds of salad. Bleu cheese or creamy garlic dressing are my favorite though. Last time you changed the light bulb to the lamp that you use in your bedroom? Valentine’s Day last year. I remember because when Mark changed it, a spider fell out of the fixture and on to me and he said “Happy Valentine’s Day! Lol. Does sleeping past 12 or 1 in the afternoon make you feel like you’ve wasted a lot of your day or do you enjoy the extra hours of sleep? Yes, I hate sleeping late now. What is your state most famous for? Probably Chicago. What was the last thing you signed your name in cursive on? A restaurant check. How many times in your life have you seen a shooting star? Never. Have you ever witnessed a tornado? Yes. How many times a year do you go out of state? At least once. Has your best friend ever moved away? Yeah. If it has one, do you ever use the notepad function in your phone? Yes, a lot. What website do you visit the most often? Idk. YouTube? How good would you say your memory is? It’s pretty good. About how many times during the night do you wake up from your sleep? It varies from night to night. Are there any air fresheners in your house? What kinds? Yeah. There’s an ocean scented on in the bathroom. We also have wax burners but we change the scents a lot. What scent of candle do you burn the most? We burn the wax burners more often than anything, and like I said, the scents change frequently. For what reason did you last cry? I am just an overwhelmed ball of stress and anxiety. What’s one thing you’re glad you’ve done recently? Joined this swim class. How long have you been taking surveys? Oh man, at least 15 years? What kind of surveys do you wish there were more of? I like themed ones every once in a while.

[yas-surveys]

154.

1. Out of all 24 hours, which one is your favourite? - probably 2AM, just because everything’s still and quiet and it just seems peaceful

2 Have you ever been in a lighthouse? - no

3. What are the names of the neighbours to your right? - mar and nitz, i forgot their last name oops

4. Left? - theres a lot of people there but the berceros

5. When’s the last time you actually sat down and watched the sun set? - actually never done that danggg

6. Are you on a laptop or desktop? - phone

7. Do you ever make your own surveys?  - oOoo no

8. What colour is your shower? - orange

9. Where do you order your pizza from? - i dont eat pizza (: next.

10. When is the past time you had a serious talk with someone? - oooo i honestly dont know probably kirsten

11. What time are you planning on going to bed tonight? - idk i wanna sleep already since it is 2:47AM but i cant sleep so i went on tumblr to answer a few questions

12. How old are you, your parents and your siblings combined?  - 182,,,, i literally had to switch to the calculator app

13. The last time you went out of town was?  - last saturday and todays a thursday

14. And where did you go?  - rizal

15. Have you ever been bit by an animal?  - no

16. Where is the person you miss the most right now?  - idk

17. Have you been paying attention to the Olympics much?  - no

18. How often do you take naps?  - not much

19. I know you don’t wanna talk about it, but when do you go back to school?  - january 10

20. Did it rain today?  - it’s only 1:50PM, not yet

21. What was the name of the last dog you pet? - chuckie

22. Do you find that you have a certain meal you eat every time you go to certain restaurants? - hell yes!!!

23. Are you constantly judging people?  - ummmm not really???

24. Have you ever had anything stolen from you?  - yes

25. Think back to your freshman year in high school, what was the first class period on your first day of school?  - omg I ACTUALLY CANT REMEMBER?? ?? i think it was filipino!!

26. What colour is your bike?  - pink and purple

27. When was the last time the power went out at your house and how long was it out for?  - omg i dont remember

28. What room of your house are you in? - the kitchen

29. When there’s a full moon, does it make your room really bright for a few days? - not really???

30. What is the temperature in your city right now?  - 30 °C

31. Which would you rather, a snowy day, sunny day, rainy day or cloudy day?: - snow day, it doesn’t snow here

32. How long have you ever spent away from home?  - i don’t know??? two weeks max?

33. Ever had to get any stitches?  - no omg

34. When did you last use a post-it-note? - i don’t remember 

35. Would you ever want to own your own restaurant?  - not really

36. Do you have a fan in your bedroom?  - not at the moment

37. Have you ever seen the White House?  - not irl

38. How about Niagara Falls?  - no

39. What about the four corners, have you ever been there?  - the what?

40. The most recent staircase you went down, what did it lead to?  - parking of a small mall

41. Have you ever thought about what life would be like if we all slept during the day and were active at night?  - tHAT WAS MY LIFE LAST SUMMER AND IT Was so fucking hARD LET ME TELL YOU

42. What colours are the counter tops in your kitchen?  - granite countertop

43. Has your luggage ever been lost at the airport? Did you get it back? - no

44. Which major body of water do you live by?  - pacific

45. Who is the last person that you took a picture with? - i dont remember

46. What type of food do you eat the most?  - mEat? ? ? 

47. When is the last time you were stuck in a fairly long traffic jam?  - just all the time?????

48. Do you have certain friends that you hug every time you see them?  - yeS

49. What do you enjoy most about your life?  - dogs

50. When was your most recent trip to an aquarium?  - oh dang, grade school probably

51. What do you like in your salads and what dressing do you prefer?  - i don’t eat salad

52. Last time you changed the light bulb to the lamp that you use in your bedroom? - my brother broke my lamp way back, and i havent bought a new one since

53. Does sleeping past 12 or 1 in the afternoon make you feel like you’ve wasted a lot of your day or do you enjoy the extra hours of sleep?  - i enjoy the extra hours of sleep. always.

54. Have you ever witnessed a tornado?  Nope.

55. How many times a year do you go out of state?  I haven’t gone out of state in 5 years. It’s not something we often do.

55. Has your best friend ever moved away? - my childhood best friend yes

56. If it has one, do you ever use the notepad function in your phone?  - yes

57. What website do you visit the most often?  - twitter prolly 

58. How good would you say your memory is?  - amazing

59. About how many times during the night do you wake up from your sleep?  - when im scared or sick, a couple of times, but on a normal sleep, no

60. Are there any air fresheners in your house? What kinds? - yeah

61. For what reason did you last cry?  - i don’t know but i cry for a lot of reasons

62. How long have you been taking surveys? - 2014????

[emorganh98]

Appendices

Appendix A

Interview questions with Chelsea Rice on 5/27/18:

How do sales differ from season to season?

What emotional or visible changes do you see between life outside vs. life in the store?

What are some of your feelings about flowers and the world?

Any meaningful stories that have happened in the store?

What emotions do you associate with flowers? Are there noticeable emotions that you see when people are in your shop?

How did you get involved with flowers originally?

How do you see price affect the purchase of different flowers?

Do you market based on seasonal holidays or seasonal flowers? Why?

What is a flower that is important to your culture? Why?

Appendix B

Observational Notes 05/15/2018:

NAGEL DINING HALL: 11:00 am - 12:00 pm

The photo to the right shows the display that I put out on the check-out stand. The text says:

The Lupine ~ Voraciousness & Imagination

Miss Rumphius by Barbra Cooney

“Lupines. Now they call her the Lupine Lady. Sometimes my friends stand with me outside her gate, curious to see the old, old lady who planted the fields of lupines… ‘When I grow up,’ I tell her, ‘I too will go to faraway places and come home to live by the sea.’ ‘That is all very well, little Alice,’ says my aunt. ‘but there is a third thing you must do.’ What is that? I ask her. ‘You must do something to make the world more beautiful.’”

And the box says take one, leaving it up to the viewer to take a paper or a flower or both or even not to take one.  I sat in the corner and observed the different reactions of people.

ll of the available tables inside are full. 71 degrees right now, and 50% of the outdoor tables are full. There is fluctuating line at the register as of 11:05.

Staff to patron ratio: 8:30

11:30 From where I am sitting I do not hear any music. No predominant smell. Taste: I ate a salad, it tasted like water. Tables and general area is pretty clean.

There is a girl picking her teeth which is pretty gross. Only two people eating alone, they don't seem to be uncomfortable… I got chips, the people checking out are nice /friendly… I am in an indoor environment, so there are no naturally occurring flowers around me except those that I have laid out.

2:45 less people by more than half.

What surprised me? That approximately 75% of the people just walked by the flowers without even noticing them. They are in a completely unnatural environment, so they stood out especially because of the bright box they were in.

What intrigued me? How quickly the amount of people changed in the eating area!! In only 30 min. For the people who did stop to look at the flowers or take one without saying anything or having a visible reaction, I would have liked to know what they were thinking.

What disturbed me? tHe girl picking her teeth & my watery salad. The one person who rolled there eyes, who does that to flowers...?

Here are some quotes that I picked up on:

« i lové lilacs, i have a new lilac bush in my house »

« this is so sweet «  smiles «  who did this »

"i want to read this book"

75% walk by without looking

people take read and smile

smiles and nods « look at this cute message « 100 percent of ppl who have taken them have been girls

five people around it all talking about it... some start talking about their favorite flowers

one person rolled their eyes

miss suzie came and said that this is the sweetest thing she’s ever seen and that she would parade me around her family

the one guys stopped to smell the lilacs

one girl took a flower and put it behind her ear while she was eating

I wonder if there would be a different reaction if the bouquet was bigger or if i actually had lupines

Appendix C

Survey Results:

Q1:

Q2:

Q3: What is a flower that is important to your culture? Why?

The rose exemplifies untamed beauty and grace

5/29/2018 2:16 PM

orchid

5/29/2018 12:24 PM

Trinitaria, brings color to life

5/29/2018 11:52 AM

Roses, as an expression of love

5/23/2018 11:44 AM

Rose - love

5/23/2018 11:10 AM

I dont have just one culture?

5/21/2018 9:09 PM

Lilies. In our culture this flower represent unity and sympathy for our families and friends.

5/20/2018 6:02 PM

draniaums idk how to spell- reminds me of America and home

5/20/2018 4:17 PM

Roses. I don’t think that it is specific to my American culture, but I think the social culture of our time has made roses a symbol of romance.

5/17/2018 3:23 PM

Rose. I grew up going to the rose garden in Portland. Lots of memories

5/17/2018 2:36 PM

Roses because many people get them on special occasions like Valentines Day.

5/15/2018 5:59 AM

White lilly: French language symbol and spring (my favorite season.

5/14/2018 4:38 AM

No flower is important to my culture

5/12/2018 5:13 PM

NA

5/12/2018 11:12 AM

Snapdragons. Easy to grow in my climate.

5/11/2018 11:58 PM

Tulip. I grew up in the Netherlands and one of my grandmothers loved them

5/11/2018 9:55 PM

Sunflower. Midwest United States they grow.

5/11/2018 9:52 PM

/Sunflower

5/11/2018 9:50 PM

Cherokee rose, Cherokee legend says that if a baby died on the trail of tears, a flower would grow where the mothers tears fell to the ground

5/11/2018 2:07 PM

I’ve never associated a flower to my cultural background, but Tulips were a flower grown close to where I grew up in WA which impacted part of the economy there

5/11/2018 1:52 PM

silver rose , because it’s really beautiful and i like it

5/11/2018 11:45 AM

The King Protea. It is a symbol for change and transformation.

5/11/2018 10:53 AM

Can't name just one.

5/11/2018 9:42 AM

I think roses are important to my culture as they symbolize important life events (marriage, funerals)

5/11/2018 9:32 AM

Forget me not-recognizes the Armenian genocide

5/11/2018 8:06 AM

Lilac. It was a flower on our farm growing up.

5/11/2018 7:42 AM

Not really important to my culture, but roses are more of a traditional favorite when givng and receiving flowers as a gift.

5/11/2018 7:39 AM

??

5/11/2018 6:22 AM

None

5/11/2018 5:41 AM

Poppies. Because they often grow in the south of Spain. A famous song called 'Amapola' was written about this flower in the 1920s.

5/11/2018 4:43 AM

Pansy

5/11/2018 3:20 AM

Orange blossom as we put it in a many traditional beverages

5/11/2018 3:01 AM

Lilac - familial significance

5/11/2018 12:53 AM

Not sure that a specific flower has more importance than any other

5/11/2018 12:36 AM

Trillium as it’s the official flower of the province of Ontario and it’s endangered.

5/11/2018 12:13 AM

Calla Lillies. In Mexican Art, famous painter Diego Rivera has painted many paintings using calla lillies. Due to this fact, they have become well known and a respected part of Mexican culture.

5/10/2018 11:22 PM

White Lillie’s- for funerals

5/10/2018 10:52 PM

Sunflower, because sunflower seeds are the backbone of America's favorite pastime, baseball.

5/10/2018 10:44 PM

Gardenia reminds me of home - always had them when walking into our home on front porch area

5/10/2018 9:25 PM

Roses. Represent love, friendship, celebrations.

5/10/2018 9:17 PM

Red roses, symbolize love

5/10/2018 9:12 PM

Iris. My great grandmother had acres of them and when she passed, my grandma dug several bulbs up and transported them to AZ. I’ve then taken cuts from my grandmother’s garden!

5/10/2018 9:02 PM

nomad, so many

5/10/2018 8:03 PM

The culture I grew up in inside my household really never had much to do with flowers. However, my family is Argentine and the national flower of Argentina is the Erythrina so I guess that would be the most important flower of my culture.

5/10/2018 7:29 PM

Carnations because the last the longest.

5/10/2018 6:57 PM

The Indian blanket flower. It's the state flower where I live.

5/10/2018 6:10 PM

Roses. They were part of a miracle that happened in Mexico in the 1500’s when a native was visited by the virgen Mary. She ordered him to go pick up roses from the hill (which at that time there were no roses since it was not the right season for them). He went anyway and found the most amazing roses he had ever seen. He put them in his cloak and took them to the bishop. There, he showed him the roses and an image of Our Lady of Guadalupe had been imprinted in his cloak.

5/10/2018 5:50 PM

Symbol of love and appreciation

5/10/2018 5:36 PM

Rose for weddings

5/10/2018 5:22 PM

None

5/10/2018 5:10 PM

Dandelion. There is no better bouquet for a mother than one picked every spring!

5/10/2018 5:05 PM

Cactus blossom, native flower.

5/10/2018 4:42 PM

Rose because we make rose sented water to use as natural medicine

5/10/2018 4:31 PM

N/A

5/10/2018 4:29 PM

Rose. Associated with love.

5/10/2018 4:28 PM

In the sense of a culture of a nomadic military family- all flowers are important- from every region, worldwide. They symbolize the importance of blooming where you are planted and appreciating the beauty found in diversity

5/10/2018 4:17 PM

None

5/10/2018 4:01 PM

Roses because I always received them for my birthday

5/9/2018 7:53 AM

Rose because there is a special type that is native to the African continent

5/8/2018 11:53 PM

I would have to say Roses because they are seen as elegant and a gift to women as a romantic gesture from men.

5/7/2018 9:16 PM

Strawflowers are used in decorating in Sweeden and Norway. The winters are harsh and not many flowers are common there.

5/7/2018 8:26 PM

Roses. My country is a big transport for Rose scent. It's also a big part of my childhood memories. They're generally pink roses with small pedals. My country also has a huge Rose festival each year.

5/7/2018 6:15 PM

amapola flower

5/7/2018 9:41 AM

The poppy because we remember the members of their armed forces who have died in the line of duty.

5/7/2018 8:59 AM

Girasoli (sunflowers) Italian regions such as Tuscany are well-known for growing sunflowers and are representative of happiness, peacefulness etc.

5/7/2018 8:02 AM

The lily because of its use in Imagine Me and You

5/7/2018 6:24 AM

Roses. Each color represents/communicates a different emotions/message: Love, friendship, innocence, gratitude.

5/7/2018 2:41 AM

Roses

5/7/2018 12:40 AM

Rose, symbolizes love in my family.

5/7/2018 12:30 AM

The Columbine is the Colorado State flower

5/6/2018 10:34 PM

Tulip and it represents happiness

5/6/2018 9:35 PM

Not sure

5/6/2018 9:29 PM

Hydrangeas are my favorite flower. They aren’t necessarily important to my culture we’re my grandmothers favorite as well as my moms and now they are my favorite as well as my sisters. They are important to my family.

5/6/2018 9:21 PM

The rose because of its intimate use in Western culture

5/6/2018 9:13 PM

Maga flower

5/6/2018 9:12 PM

Idk

5/6/2018 9:07 PM

Naked man orchid (orchis italica) because

5/6/2018 9:06 PM

I don’t know Elise I’m sorry I’m allergic to flowers so I don’t get a lot of them

5/6/2018 9:05 PM

Most people think roses are pretty neat. I don’t know why though cuz they’re average at best.

5/6/2018 9:03 PM

Sunflower because I said so

5/6/2018 9:02 PM

Q4: If you were buying flowers for yourself, what would they be? Why?

Tulip. It’s may favorite flower

5/29/2018 2:16 PM

orchids

5/29/2018 12:24 PM

Roses of different colors, delicate and a sense of elegancy

5/29/2018 11:52 AM

Any flowers, so that I could plant them and see them grow

5/23/2018 11:44 AM

Daisies

5/23/2018 11:10 AM

Whatever is the prettiest

5/21/2018 9:09 PM

White rose. It bring smile to my face and brighten up my day. No matter how bad and tiring my day was, just by looking at this flower bring peace to my heart.

5/20/2018 6:02 PM

hmm probably like a bunch of different ones like a bouquet because i like assortment

5/20/2018 4:17 PM

Roses, I love the color and the way they look.

5/17/2018 3:23 PM

Any type. I can't choose. I like almost all flowers

5/17/2018 2:36 PM

Lilies because they remind me of the love of my life.

5/15/2018 5:59 AM

Simple bouquet with lots of daisies...they last longer and are colourful.

5/14/2018 4:38 AM

Bright colored. I like almost all flowers. They bring beauty to my space.

5/12/2018 5:13 PM

Mixed flowers because I like variety and color.

5/12/2018 11:21 AM

Red rose because of their color and beautiful aroma

5/12/2018 11:12 AM

Daisy. Love the color

5/11/2018 11:58 PM

Tulips and daisys. They just make me happy

5/11/2018 9:55 PM

Sunflowers. I like them.

5/11/2018 9:52 PM

Colors colors colors! Happy happy happy!

5/11/2018 9:50 PM

Anything light and happy

5/11/2018 2:07 PM

Peonies. I love their large blossoms. They’re also special to me because they were in my wedding bouquet

5/11/2018 1:52 PM

rainbow rose

5/11/2018 11:45 AM

Primrose. They have a strong scent and are easy to maintain.

5/11/2018 10:53 AM

The only flowers I buy for myself are daffodils. They remind me of where we used to live.

5/11/2018 9:42 AM

I would buy myself orchids because I think they are very simplistic but very beautiful.

5/11/2018 9:32 AM

Sunflowers. The live a long time.

5/11/2018 8:06 AM

Orchid. Reminds me of being overseas all my life.

5/11/2018 7:42 AM

Peonies or hydrangeas - because they seem extravagant and I'm worth it!

5/11/2018 7:39 AM

Sterling Silver roses - favorite color, favorite flower

5/11/2018 6:22 AM

White roses. Classy.

5/11/2018 5:41 AM

I never buy flowers for myself.

5/11/2018 4:57 AM

Daisies, daffodils or jasmine flowers. Because they are all white and smell fresh, so they would lighten up the atmosphere of my home and give it a summery feeling.

5/11/2018 4:43 AM

Tulips

5/11/2018 3:20 AM

Roses with a few irises because their combination gives an incredible smell

5/11/2018 3:01 AM

Roses not because they’re my first choice but the best option for the money. And they’re beautiful. Roses

5/11/2018 2:43 AM

Sunflowers - happy and bright

5/11/2018 12:53 AM

Lilacs because the smell so good

5/11/2018 12:36 AM

Yellow tulips. They make me happy.

5/11/2018 12:13 AM

Sunflowers. They, along with tulips, are my favorite flower. They remind me of happiness and everything that is right with the world.

5/10/2018 11:22 PM

Wildflower mix...all natural and local

5/10/2018 10:52 PM

Peonies, they are pretty

5/10/2018 10:44 PM

Tulips or peonys

5/10/2018 9:25 PM

gerber daisy - makes me happy

5/10/2018 9:17 PM

Yellow tulips, memories

5/10/2018 9:12 PM

Sunflowers. They’re happy and sturdy.

5/10/2018 9:02 PM

lupines, because of miss rumphius

5/10/2018 8:03 PM

Random buque of flowers from a street vendor. Don’t go out of my way to buy a certain type of flower.

5/10/2018 7:29 PM

Mixed bouquet. They brighten any room.

5/10/2018 6:57 PM

variety bouquet w/ roses, sunflowers, baby’s breadth, lily because the variety of shape and colors

5/10/2018 6:47 PM

They would be sunflowers. I love the color.

5/10/2018 6:10 PM

Roses and anything else that looks pretty at the time.

5/10/2018 5:50 PM

A mix of everything because I love picking color combination

5/10/2018 5:36 PM

Roses, smell lovely

5/10/2018 5:22 PM

roses

5/10/2018 5:10 PM

Lilies because I enjoy the fragrance and beauty. They also last a good while.

5/10/2018 5:10 PM

Tulips. They are a sign of new life in spring.

5/10/2018 5:05 PM

Peonys because they are so beautiful and they’re my favorite

5/10/2018 4:49 PM

Carnations, they smell good and last forever.

5/10/2018 4:42 PM

Rose because my mom likes them

5/10/2018 4:31 PM

Anything very colorful

5/10/2018 4:29 PM

They would be simple tulips that are relatively cheap because flowers are beautiful but I'm not trying to go broke

5/10/2018 4:28 PM

Tulips. They just make me happy. The multicolored flowers are lovely at every stage- they are just as beautiful when standing tall at attention -with the petals tightly huddled together- as they are when they reveal their faces to the world, and they are still beautiful when they descend in a bow and collapse over the vase.

5/10/2018 4:17 PM

A rose because they look beautiful and i love their smell

5/10/2018 4:01 PM

Very colorful and not too expensive

5/9/2018 7:53 AM

Tulips because they’re so frickin cute!

5/8/2018 11:53 PM

I do not buy flowers for myself

5/7/2018 9:16 PM

An assortment of many different flowers, they will brighten up my day and usually last longer than roses.

5/7/2018 8:26 PM

Gladiolus. Its named after the gladiators, it is given with the meaning of strength and to not give up for freedom. It's encouraging.

5/7/2018 6:15 PM

Sunflowers

5/7/2018 9:41 AM

A bouquet of roses because I think they are beautiful.

5/7/2018 8:59 AM

Peonies because of their intricacy and delicacy.

5/7/2018 8:02 AM

Rose because I like them

5/7/2018 6:24 AM

I would buy the most colorful of the options. It would depend on the event, the season and what was available at the time. Roses with Baby's Breath always work.

5/7/2018 2:41 AM

Peonies

5/7/2018 12:40 AM

Daisies because they are so simple but so pretty.

5/7/2018 12:30 AM

Peonies

5/6/2018 10:34 PM

Peonies. They remind me of my aunts garden

5/6/2018 9:56 PM

Sunflowers because they’re nice

5/6/2018 9:35 PM

Roses , because they’re elegant and beautiful

5/6/2018 9:29 PM

Hydrangeas

5/6/2018 9:21 PM

Anything colorful

5/6/2018 9:13 PM

Tulips bc they are my moms favorites and they remind me of her

5/6/2018 9:12 PM

The candy ones because candy is cool

5/6/2018 9:06 PM

Colorful ones

5/6/2018 9:05 PM

I’m a dude. I wouldn’t.

5/6/2018 9:03 PM

Sunflowers because I love sunflowers

5/6/2018 9:02 PM

Q5: If you were buying flowers for your significant other what would they be? Why would they be different?

A rose. As stated previously a rose has more cultural significance than my personal preference

5/29/2018 2:16 PM

rose

5/29/2018 12:24 PM

They would be the same

5/29/2018 11:52 AM

Roses as expression of love. Tea. Roses were flowers I used to grow many years ago.

5/23/2018 11:44 AM

Roses because they express love

5/23/2018 11:10 AM

whatever I knew they liked

5/21/2018 9:09 PM

It would be lilies. This flower help me express the unity and the trust I have for this person.

5/20/2018 6:02 PMV

pink roses-- my gf likes pink roses

5/20/2018 4:17 PM

Roses. I just really like roses.

5/17/2018 3:23 PM

Any colorful type.

5/17/2018 2:36 PM

It would actually depends on the occasion. Something with roses and lillies because it makes more of an impact.

5/14/2018 4:38 AM

No difference. I buy whatever strikes my fancy and looks fresh.

5/12/2018 5:13 PM

Something significant to the occasion or a flower I knew was their favorite.

5/12/2018 11:21 AM

Roses

5/12/2018 11:12 AM

Daisy.

5/11/2018 11:58 PM

I’m not sure. But something that would exemplify strength

5/11/2018 9:55 PM

Whatever was their favorite becAuse the flowers would be for them.

5/11/2018 9:52 PM

Same

5/11/2018 9:50 PM

Roses as they symbolize love

5/11/2018 2:07 PM

It depends who I’m buying for. Sunflowers for my mother because they make her happy. Orchids for my sister because she likes easy-to-care for plants

5/11/2018 1:52 PM

purple rose

5/11/2018 11:45 AM

Roses. This is due to them being associated with romance.

5/11/2018 10:53 AM

I would buy them tulips because they are easy tot air care of and not hard for them to take care of.

5/11/2018 9:32 AM

I’d buy the same ones

5/11/2018 8:06 AM

Orchid

5/11/2018 7:42 AM

Probably roses, because they symbolize love.

5/11/2018 7:39 AM

Would not buy him flowers, he doesn’t appreciate them

5/11/2018 6:22 AM

The same as mine. Simplicity.

5/11/2018 5:41 AM

I’d buy flowers that they would like, so the type depends on who my s.o. would be.

5/11/2018 4:57 AM

I would probably buy roses, because they are symbolic of romantic love.

5/11/2018 4:43 AM

Pansy

5/11/2018 3:20 AM

Roses because they show love

5/11/2018 3:01 AM

Roses

5/11/2018 2:43 AM

Carnations - last longer

5/11/2018 12:53 AM

Roses were his favorite

5/11/2018 12:36 AM

Lysantheum—either white or violet—because they’re my second favourite and it’s all about me.

5/11/2018 12:13 AM

They would either be sunflowers or whatever the other person prefers, if I knew what that was. It’s always nice to surprise people with flowers that they love knowing it’ll brighten their day.

5/10/2018 11:22 PM

Wildflower mix

5/10/2018 10:52 PM

Honestly I don't know much about flowers

5/10/2018 10:44 PM

Spouse likes roses

5/10/2018 9:25 PM

Would not buy flowers for my husband

5/10/2018 9:17 PM

Bird of paradise, husband's favorite

5/10/2018 9:12 PM

Orchid. They’re dainty and require effort, just like a relationship.

5/10/2018 9:02 PM

lupines as well

5/10/2018 8:03 PM

Roses or buques from street vendors are usually the go-to’s

5/10/2018 7:29 PM

Their favorite because it shows that you care about them.

5/10/2018 6:57 PM

Roses, classic appreciation gift.

5/10/2018 6:47 PM

They would probably be roses. Who doesn't like roses?

5/10/2018 6:10 PM

I don’t know much about flowers so I just get a bouquet that looks pretty.

5/10/2018 5:50 PM

Probably less pink

5/10/2018 5:36 PM

Like beautifully arranged bouquets

5/10/2018 5:22 PM

roses

5/10/2018 5:10 PM

I only buy flowers for my Mother and she loves carnations because they stay nice for couple of weeks.

5/10/2018 5:10 PM

I would not buy flowers for my husband.

5/10/2018 5:05 PM

Probably roses because they are deemed more romantic

5/10/2018 4:49 PM

Roses because he likes them.

5/10/2018 4:42 PM

I would buy roses because my mom likes them

5/10/2018 4:31 PM

Anything colorful

5/10/2018 4:29 PM

I would be an arrangement for my mom, particularly anything purple, because flowers are special and that's her favorite color

5/10/2018 4:28 PM

I would try to find out what flower they love- and bring the ones that make them smile.

5/10/2018 4:17 PM

A rose too because its romantic

5/10/2018 4:01 PM

They would be that persons favorite flower, not mine

5/9/2018 7:53 AM

Tulips because I like them so much

5/8/2018 11:53 PM

I would buy an assortment of different flowers, maybe ones that smell good

5/7/2018 9:16 PM

If I don't know their favorite, I would choose something I liked.

5/7/2018 8:26 PM

Gardenia

5/7/2018 6:15 PM

Roses

5/7/2018 9:41 AM

For my mom I would buy her tulips.

5/7/2018 8:59 AM

White orchids because of their timelessness.

5/7/2018 8:02 AM

The rose or lily

5/7/2018 6:24 AM

Roses or daisies. It would depend on the occasion.

5/7/2018 2:41 AM

Rose

5/7/2018 12:40 AM

Roses, because to me, they symbolize love.

5/7/2018 12:30 AM

Lavender because he really likes the smell of lavender

5/6/2018 10:34 PM

Roses and sunflowers, I think they are drastically different but somehow look beautiful together which is cool to me

5/6/2018 9:56 PM

A mix of roses and sunflowers

5/6/2018 9:35 PM

I’d buy roses as well

5/6/2018 9:29 PM

I would try and get their favorite flowers if I knew them, but if I didn’t know i would probably get roses.

5/6/2018 9:21 PM

I would get whatever I knew she liked regardless of my personal feelings

5/6/2018 9:13 PM

I have no idea

5/6/2018 9:12 PM

Rose

5/6/2018 9:07 PM

Something cheap

5/6/2018 9:06 PM

It would be ones I knew they liked

5/6/2018 9:05 PM

What ever is cheapest cuz we ballin on a budget

5/6/2018 9:03 PM

Yes they would be more assortment and I would pick them myself

5/6/2018 9:02 PM

Q6: