#if it doesnt the plants can attack them or sth but the flirting stays the same lool

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Florist au + flirting under fire for wolfstar please! ;)

ohhhh okay I love this!! so I had to look up what flirting under fire meant haha I'm sorry if I got this wrong, I took some liberties I hope this still counts!! It's very silly (but what else did u expect from me hehe):

It's a muggle AU, they're both working in a flowershop and I'm going to throw in another trope here and say it's coworkers to lovers, lots of mutual pining and timid flirting that gets bolder as the time goes on. Both are now preeeetty sure the other one is flirting back and likes them back but they have not confessed their feelings yet. Until one day there is a mix-up with a flower delivery and a very angry Karen comes into their store and starts screaming bc SHE ORDERED LILAC FLOWERS AND SHE GOT PURPLE ONES HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID GOD NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING AROUND HERE Come here Sirius! Watch out, you have some dirt in your hair wait let me remove it for you SERIOUSLY DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK HERE WHERE ARE YOU HIDING *Why is his hand still in my hair and also what is this weird background noise coming from the front room?* HELLOOO I AM YOUR CUSTOMER I DEMAND A FULL REFUND AND COMPENSATION FOR THE FLOWER DELIVERY NOW!!! I WILL FILE A COMPLAINT IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE REFUND Did I ever tell you how perfect your eyes are? Uhm I mean.. just because.. there's not a single flower I know that has the same colour as your eyes is what I mean... They're so unique not even nature could replicate that colour... uhm I mean.. I don't know... that was stupid... anyways sorry please forget what I said... we should probably go talk to that customer, she sounds kinda angry ... I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER NOW!!!!!! WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME NO WONDER NOTHING WORKS HERE IF THE EMPLOYEES JUST DISAPPEAR!!! WHERE IS THE MANAGER?? *Karen screeches and the sound of a potted plant hitting the floor* Your eyes are beautiful too Moony, they're the perfect colour, just like honey, and so warm and lovely, just like you are.

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