#if it drops while im eating dinner i Will choke and pass away <3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the patient but intense waiting continues

[smallstoriesiwrite]

Second choice part 2

when the reader is use to Tenya putting them second all the time will the reader forgive him? or will she move on? better yet will she return home with long term childhood friends?

Tenya x Fem!reader

A/N: thank you so much for so much likes on my last story. yes I am adding the Marley warriors into this because a bitch adores them. this might be 4 or 5 part series. of who you choose to stay with ( im guessing Tenyas but im a hoe who loves to fuck shit up sooo you will see!!!)

NEWAYS love yo selfs and drink water <3

part one

[ 3 weeks passed by]

“Okay remember we have a 3 day weekend starting tomorrow Friday. If your going home tell me and I’ll check you out and please contact me if you have any questions. Stay safe. Class dismissed” Aizawa says

My classmates all burst into talk that bothers me completely.

God why are they so loud. I need to get out before I tell them to shut up.

Good thing I’m going Home to my family for this weekend.

I missed my parents and siblings.

Sighing I walked to Shoji

“Hey Sho ready to go?”

Shoji has been the only person talking to after the outburst that happen. He was the only one that understood the situation and was probably the only reason at times I was laughing.

“Hey y/n. Yeah I’m ready let’s head out” Shoji says while putting his hand in the lower of my back

I felt the eyes of my remaining classmates look at me and Shoji.

I looked back at them with a cold glare and said

“Got a fucking starring problem?”

“N-no” the class said in sync

I rolled my eyes and continued walking off.

“So you going home for the 3 day weekend Y/n?” Shoji said while walking toward his dorm

“Yeah I want to be home with my family and my siblings. Some down time you know?” I say

“That’s good! Not going to lie I do miss being out this school.” Shoji says while grabbing his keys to unlock his door

I see Tenya, Deku and Shoto walk by to Tenyas dorm that happens to be right next of Shojis dorm.

“Wait why don’t you come to my house this weekend!” I say

“What?! No no y/n that’s your time to be with your family I don’t want to intrude” Shoji says frantically and waving his arms.

“Sho you have meet my family before they would love you to come over” I say grabbing his keys and unlocking the door “And besides your the only person right now that doesn’t see me as a emotional shit down person. You and my family and outside school friends happen to be the only silver lining I have just now.”

Opening the door I motion Shoji in and walked in myself and shutting the door.

I put the keys on his desk and walked toward his bed and through myself on top of it

“What do you mean by your silver lining y/n? And please shut your eyes for a moment I’m changing” Shoji said

Grabbing his nearest blanket I threw the blanket over me

“Well Sho by silver lining I mean that you are kinda my sun in the middle of the hurricane. You didn’t judge me when I did my outburst. You went to go check on me hours after the incident because you knew I needed to cool down before lashing out. Hell you sit at lunch with me when your friends say not to. And you have been there for me for so much even before I dated Iida and during as well. So yes you are part of my silver lining as much as my family and friends that don’t come here to UA.” I say

I feel movement on the bed and arms wrap around me.

This took me by shock and I pull the blanket down to see Shoji almost in tears.

“SHO WHATS WRONG?! DID I UPSET-“ I say frantically pushing back a bit to cup his face

“I’m fine y/n. I’m just shocked that you would even consider me such a close friend to you.” Shoji says in his wobbly voice

“Sho. I know I don’t say it much but I do genially care about you. Like you mean the world to me. Hell my family considers you family.” I say while sitting in front of him

He smiles and attacks me with another hug

“SHOJIIIIII!!!!!” I wine out

We both turn into fits of giggles and he pulled me up

“Okay let me start packing so we can head out tonight.” Sho said walking to get his to go bag ready

I pulled my laptop out my backpack and FaceTimed my Mom to tell her Shoji is coming for the weekend

Tenya POV

It’s been 3 weeks and I can’t find the courage or strength to talk to y/n.

Have I really put her second ?!

I didn’t mean to shes everything to me.

God why am I not fighting for this!

In class I saw y/n wasn’t paying attention in class more in her little world. She does that a lot when she’s not in the mood to learn.

After Professor Aizawa dismissed us I saw Shoji and y/n walk out together. I stared because the fact Shoji had his hand on her lower back. I didn’t notice it at first until Shoto said

“Does Shoji have his hand on her lower back?!”

Our group of friends heard and turned to see y/n and Shoji walking out.

We stared for too long because the fact y/n gave us a deadly glare and walked away.

Sighing I picked up my book bag and left to my room with Midorya and Shoto.

While walking to my dorm midorya spoke up

“Hey have you tried talking to her. I know you miss her and you want to fix it.”

Sighing I respond

“No i haven’t. But I want to talk to her when she’s comfortable and not in a situation where she has to shut down and let herself be emotionally unavailable and let her thought and actions go by what her body feels at the time.”

“So a clear mind in a way. Like in the comfort of her own environment.” Shoto says

“EXACTLY!” I say

Walking to my room I see Y/n leaning on the wall and talking to Shoji.

Calmly and smoothly.

In the process of opening my door I see y/n smile a bit and I thought the world stop for just a moment.

Seeing we walk into his room so gracefully.

“Hey Iida are you there” I hear Shoto say

“AH yes yes Im here. Sorry!” I say opening the door to let the boys in

Settling down I hear Midorya say

“Iida you are still head over heels for her. Why did you ever put her second.”

Sighing sadly I sat on the floor with my head in my hands

“I don’t know. I love her. Everything she does and how she can be such a punk to everyone. But as soon as it comes to her family she softens up. The way she interacts with animals. Or when her favorite characters from her favorite anime come on the television. As well the way she is so honest with everyone and not caring what anyone says. To the way she dresses. To the way she plays the ukulele guitar and so much instruments and the way she sings so softly but with power in rock songs.”

Tears started to form in my eyes

“I didn’t notice she was hurting until 3 weeks ago. She finally broke. And as a boyfriend I should have never let her believe she wasn’t lovable. She’s so lovable. She has flaws like me. But every of her flaw is so beautiful in my eyes.”

Softly crying I hear Shoto say

“Win her back.”

Looking up i say

“How. How do I win back someone that doesn’t believe in second chances. That’s her biggest pet peeve. She has only given second chances to certain people. And even then it’s rare.”

“Show her that your worth one more chance.” Shoto says

“Your brother Iida might know a way. He’s dating y/n sister after all?” Midorya spoke up

“Yeah they have been dating for more than 4 years now. She’s been though thick and thin with him. I didn’t even know out siblings where dating till y/n sister Athena picked up y/n for a doctors appointment and I saw her. But definitely I will call my brother now!”

I say rushing to my laptop

Ringing my brother I waited for him to answer

“Hello?”

“Brother hi!”

“Hey Tenya what’s up?”

“Well I was hoping you can help me with something if you are not busy?”

“Shoot what’s up?”

“Well you know how me and y/n are not together anymore because of me not giving her time and putting her second-“

“So your finally admitting that you where putting her second when she came first. In love and time” Tensie said scolding me

Looking down with tears forming

“Yes I’d finally have to admit that I was putting her second.”

Looking up with tears rolling down I choked out

“Please I want her back”

Tensie sighed and explain the plan

[time skip to y/n house]

Y/n POV

Arriving home with Shoji I see my family waiting for us at the door.

Smiling I slung my bag over my shoulder and closed the taxi door.

Playing

I grab Shoji arm and raced to my front door

My Parents greeted us and told us to head to dinner with them

While eating dinner with retome and conversing i hear my mom say

“Y/n sweety just wanted to tell you that the Iida family will be spending the 3 day weekend with us. As well with Zeke and his friends are coming in to see you.”

I stared at my mom

“WHAT?!”

“Are you not happy?” Dad said

“I am for Zeke and the crew haven’t seen them in roughly a year. But why the Iida family.” I say mumbling the last part

“Well you so forget Tensie is my boyfriend and Kyo best friend?” Athena spoke up

“I’m fine with him coming I could care less but why the whole damn family like. It was supposed to be us family plus Shoji and Zeke and the crew.” I argued back

“They are friends as much as Zeke and the rest of your friends from Marley. They are going all to be here till Sunday afternoon understand? The house is big enough do you to ignore The Iidas if you want. Shoji will be by your side and us as well. Plus the moral support of your 7 other friends coming in to visit you.” My father States

I sighed and agreed and finish dinner and head to bed.

Dropping off Shoji at his guest bedroom that isn’t too far from my room he spoke up

“You will be fine y/n I understand you don’t want Iida around. But his brother happens to be in love with your sister and best friends with your brother. I’ll be here for you and your other friends I can’t die to meet. You have told me so much about the 7 that basically helped you train and become your friends as well.”

Sighing I leaned to the wall

“I know it’s just bad enough I see him at school and he doesn’t even try to reach out.”

Groaning i looked at Shoji

“I need to move on.”

Shoji looked shocked but didn’t say nothing

Chuckling I looked down and spoke

“Thank god Zeke and the gang are coming. I needed a break from my crazy life and they just happen to be peace but enough chaos. Your gonna love them Sho.”

Standings straight I continue

“Well Sho I atta go to bed. Tomorrow everyone arrives. I need sleep I’ll see you in the morning sweet dreams Sho. “

Shoji smiled and pats my head

“Sweet dreams as well y/n”

Smiling i walked to my room and closed my door when I heard my messages go off.

I pick it up and see from Zeke.

Zeke👑: Hey shorty we are on the train to you as we speak. Get there tomorrow around 8am I expect your famous banana pancakes.

Y/n✨: bold of you to assume I’ll be up at that time

Zeke👑: im going to tell Reiner you are mean to me 😢

Y/n✨: what is he gonna do about it?

Zeke👑: please make us food someone decided to blow most of our food money for tomorrow on blankets - Rei

Y/n✨: let me guess pieck ?

Zeke👑: yep. - Rei

Zeke👑: please? -Rei

Y/n✨: 😑fine just because you said please😫

Zeke👑: thank you see you tomorrow. Get some sleep - Rei

Y/n✨: yall too sleep well see you tomorrow

putting my phone to charge on my desk I see a picture of the gang from a year ago when I went to go visit them. smiling I looked at the picture and though "it wouldn't be so bad to move back with them."

( link to this photo. this art is not mine at all https://pin.it/7LfNDiJ )

[daddynegandesires]

Secrets chapter 3

Summary: ellies birthday and mothers day is coming up as emotions and pent up anger are spiraling between you, negan, and jack while more and more secrets begin to unfold.

18+

Warming: nsfw, fluff, kink, depression, abuse

Sorry for the late update on this chapter its kind of a short one ive just have been going through some personal things and havent found the motivation to finish this one yet.❤ i hope you all like it!❤

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You and negan haven't spoke in a few days ellies birthday is today and you have been busy decorating. Negan is suppose to be picking up the cake at the store. jack has returned back from his "business trip" withq an odd hickey on his neck that keeps gawking at you everytime you speak to him. You want to avoid conflict because you arent so innocent yourself after what happen with negan last time you saw him but thats just not who you are....you have to confront him but you also dont want to ruin ellies day infront of everyone.

"Hey jack, do you mind helping me with this streamer" you called out to him from the ladder

"Sure hun" he took the streamer from your hand taping it up to the wall

"Thank you.....uh negan should be here soon with her cake" you said folding up the step ladder

"I could of went and grabbed it" he scoffs

"I uh..well sorry i didnt know it was a big deal" you try to laugh it off politely

"Dont even worry about it...." He walks past you ramming his ahoulder into you heading outside

Negan had arrive with the cake and so did a few of ellies friends and your mother. You and your mothers relationship really has never been that great but you try to make peace with it for ellies sake. Negan came in with a huge gift box all wrapped in pink with a bow.

" i thought we agreed nothing crazy" you whispered to him

"Whaat...can i not spoil my girl" negan grins at you

Ellie runs out of her room her eyes light up at the size of the gift her dad got her.

"Mommy look at this...its humongo!" She says messing with the bow

"I see honey..dont mess with it yet" you giggle

"Where is your boy toy.." His tongue slides across his bottom lip

You kept silent while negan stared you down waiting for a response but nothing came out his eyes were burning a hole through you he always knew when shit was up.

"Ah i see....the silent treatment" folding his arms

Negan walks off to go play with ellie and say hello to a few people when your mother walks up to you.

"Hey mom..." You say emotionless

"What is negan doing here.." She asks

"Mom...please dont. Thats ellies dad. I told you we are trying to work on things for ellies sake" you say annoyed.

"Well...once a cheater always a cheater. Im just saying" as she sips on her cup of wine walking away

A few hours have passed and ellie got to blow out her candles and eat cake. Jack still hasnt said much to you throughout the whole party and its more than obvious that negan is starting to catch on im just hoping he doesn't notice the hicky on his neck. Ellie has been bugging you about negans gift so you were going to let her open it.

"Ellie open it up over here sweetie so everyone can see" you say smiling

Ellie quikly rips the hot pink rapping paper off and squeals in excitement as she realizes its a electric scooter that she has been wanting. Negan was standing by your side with his hand sneakily rested on your lower back with a huge smile on his face.

"Oh my god you got me that scooter!!" Ellie begins jumping up and down

"Negan....those cost alot" you whispered in his ear

"dont worry about it....i got it taken car of" he says sternly

"Lets take it outside!!" Negans runs over and picks it up in excitment with all of the kids following him outside to ride on the scooter. You were throwing away dirty plates when jack came up to you

"So you want to explain why you and negan have been so close" he quietly says to you

You instantly start to burn with rage as he asks you that knowing he has been keeping things from you too and the fact his assistant melissa has been speaking to him inappropriately. You were holing the knife in your hand for cutting the cake reminding you of the incident that happened between you and negan once you found out he was cheating. you froze and gripped tightly on the knife thinking of how to approach this.

"You're a fucking whore..." He spat at you

"Jack.....get the fuck away from me" you quietly say

"Yeah i bet thats what you want.....so he can fuck you" he says through gritted teeth

"Its. Ellies. Birthday.....fucking knock it off we can settle this later" you slowly set the knife down unclenching your fist

Jack stands there glaring at you with his jaw clecnhed before giving up and walking away. You let out a sigh of relief and pour yourself a glass of wine. You take a sip closing your eyes feeling like everything is going in slomotion in that moment when you here yelling outside and notice its negan and jack. You drop your glass spilling your wine everywhere running outside.

"Back the fuck off man!" Jack yells with his fist balled up

"Ohh...you really want to go there dude..." Negan laughs

"You are fucking (y/n) and i know it!" Jack lunges towards him throwing a punch hitting negan in the face making him stumble

Negan catches his balace reaching up to his face touching where jack punched him in the mouth realizing he is bleeding negan licks the blood off his lips and lets out a sinister almost scary deep chuckle.

"Oh...you fucked up." Negan lunges towards jack football tackling him to the ground he starts punching jack over and over again blood all over his fists

"Negan!!!...no! Stop!" You rush over trying to pry negan off of jack

"Negan stop for ellie please!" You begin to cry struggling to finally get him off causing you to fall backwards with negan on you

"You are a dead fucking man!....now get the fuck off my property..." Negan threats

You push negan off to go check on jack you try to get jack to respond to you and see if he is okay but he just spits in your face shoving you away causing you to fall before you know it negan charges back over and starts beating the shit out of him all you can do is scream at them and cry. Through tear filled eyes you notice the cops rushing up the street pulling into the drive way the last thing you remember is the cops pulling negan off and everything went black.

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Jack and negan were both arrested but were soon let go apparently i had fainted due to stress and dehydration they kept me in the hospital until i was better. You kicked jack out of the house and you haven't spoke to negan since ellies birthday. Things have been rough being alone for ahwile and ellie was getting upset about not seeing her dad.

Text from negan:

Hey....im coming by

You looked at your phone to see a text from negan but you just ignored it and continued to cook some food for ellie. There was a knock at the door you sighed annoyingly before unlocking the deadbolt and opening the door to negans innocent brown eyes staring back at you. before you could give him a chance to speak you shut the door in his face but he quickly caught it in time with his foot in the doorway before it closed.

"Negan...ellie should be home. She is still upset" you sigh

"Thats okay i want to make it up to you two" he says pushing the door open coming inside

You just stand there silent with your arms crossed untill you hear ellies bus coming down the road and before you know it she busts through the door yelling.

"Mommmyyyy! Happy mothers dayzz!" Ellies runs up to you handing you a picture she made at school

"Awe...thank you sweet heart its gorgeous" you took the pink paper from her smiling and when to hang it on the fridge

"Look i want to take you two out to dinner...its mothers day and you deserve it..look i know i fucked up but that asshole had it coming" negan says

"Negan dont.....go ask Ellie she is the real one you need to be apologizing to not me" you stare at the ground avoiding eye contact.

"Ohh ellie daddy wants to talk to you!" He walks off to her room

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You, negan, and ellie were all out at dinner at your favorite steakhouse enjoying your meal when the waiter brought a bottle of wine

"Negan....i cant afford that" you quietly say

"Ah ah....you deserve it i mean you are the best mom ever" he winks at you popping the lid off pouring wine into your glass

"Thanks..." You shyly say before taking a sip

"So.....the school fired me" negan cleared his throat

You choked on your drink hearing the words that had just came out of negans mouth

"What?..how come" you say wipping wine off your chin

"Well....they dont want me as a coach anymore since what happened at ellies birthday. They say its wildly inappropriate and against policy to still have me there" he bites in his steak

"What are you going to do..." You ask worried

"Ohhh no biggie i always have things taken care of" he smiles at you

"If you need anything im here..." You look up at him

" i know....thank you" he reaches across the table holding your hand

The three of you finish up dinner afterwards you all go for a late walk through the park. It felt nice to get out and have some fresh air after what happended at the party. Your phone kept buzzing off the hook of texts from jack you kept trying to hide it from negan to not let him worry. You felt bad hiding it from negan but you knew it would start a fight but you also didnt want to let jack go without some talking. Negan took you and ellie back home ellie ran inside and got ready for bed.

"I know he is talking to you..." Negan says sternly while placing one hand against the wall beside your head

"Negan....can we not talk about this right now" you say turning your head away from him

"No!...you will look at me when im speaking to you" negan grabs ahold of your chin forcing you to look at him

"Yes....yes im still talking to him.." You say embarassed

"Why....he is such a load of whoreshit....im standing right infront of you (y/n)...im here now! Take me back please. Im an honest man now!" Negan growls

" get...off of me!" You scream and shove him away from you and begin to walk angrily down the road

"(Y/n) get back here now!...where the fuck do you think you are going!" Negan trys to catch up with you when it suddenly starts raining

"Negan stop trying so hard!...this is going nowhere!" You say crying

"Why do you keep saying that!...i want this to work!" Negan finally catches up to you grabbing you by the arm spinning you around

"......well i dont..." You choked on those words as they slipped out of your mouth it felt like your heart had just stopped for a split second it killed you to say that to negan but it had to be done

"You....dont want this." He said quietly and upset with rain drops running down his perfect face

"Negan....i.... I cant. You have to let me go" you say caressing his face" you said giving him a half smile with a single tear rolling down your cheek

"W....what about ellie.....thats my babygirl" Negan begans to tear up pulling you into a hug

"You can still be in ellies life.....i start therapy next tuesday" you say ending the hug

"You can talk to me (y/n)" negan sniffles

"There are just things that just feel easier letting out to a stranger sometimes..."

"I love you....." Negan says bresthlessly

"....i love you too but from a distance.....i have boundaries set now negan"

You and negan began to walk back to the house getting inside you hand him a towel to dry himself off. Negan follows you to the bedroom.

"There are still some of your clothes in the closet...." You say facing away from him

"You still have some of my old clothes here...." Negan opens the door seeing his shirts still hanging in the same spot before he moved out

"I didnt know if you still wanted them or not..." You say nervously

"Its okay. Thank you" negan takes off his soaking wet shirt switching it out with an old faded band shirt

"You can sleep on the couch if you would like..." You offer him

"You sure you are going to be okay with that?" He raises an eyebrow at you

"Yeah....plus its been lonely here just me and ellie" you chuckle handing him a blanket

Negan takes the blanket from you before turing around to open the bedroom door to leave. As soon as the door shut you quietly sobbed making sure it wasnt loud enough for negan to hear. You wiped your tears away before getting yourself ready for bed. You tossed and turned for most of the night your head filled with unnecessary thoughts and cenarios. You just wanted all of this pain to go away you dont know what you are doing with yourself anymore the only thing that keeps you holding on is ellie and negan.

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[buffyromanoff]

Misunderstanding

Based on a prompt by @lundqvistisgod

Music was blasting from your Boombox while the two of you danced and laughed at each other all around your bedroom. Your dad, Jim Hopper was working so you had all the house to yourself and what a better way to pass the time that with your girlfriend Robin?. You have been dating her ever since the end of 7th grade and you couldn't get enough of her. There isn't anything you would change about your relationship with her, except for the fact that it’s the 80’s and nobody knows that you two aren't just really good friends, but girlfriends. Well, nobody but Steve Harrington.

Robin dropped her body on your bed and and you did the same thing, the only difference is that while she was on top of the mattress, you were on top of her. As soon as you started making out, Robin pulled out of the kiss.

‘’ y/n your dad, what if he arrives and catches us like this?’’.

‘’He’s not here, also the door is closed so he will have knock’’. You reassured her.’’Don’t worry’’. You started kissing her again.

Robin’s hands were everywhere and your lips were still attached to hers.

‘’ Can i?’’. She asked and you nodded in agreement. Robin started to unbutton your shirt and you started to pull hers up her head.

‘’Wait dingus, i can’t see’’. You both giggled as you finished taking her t-shirt off and you threw both clothing items to the floor.

Her lips were moving against yours nonstop when the worst thing happened.

‘’How many times do i have to say it?! THREE INCH MINIMUM Y/N!’’ Hopper kicked the door open.

You wanted earth to swallow you. You grabbed a cushion and handed one to Robin to cover yourselves. You were speechless.

Hopper looked even more shocked than when he saw a demogorgon for the first time.

‘’i uh- have to go um...keep the door open, will you?’’ . You saw your dad walk away and drive off your house.

Robin was covering her now red face with both her hands and you turned the music off.

‘’Robin im so sorry’’. You started crying ‘’It’s all my fault, I should have known he wouldn't just knock the door, i'm so stupid-’’. Robin stood up and grabbed you by your shoulders.

‘’hey, hey’’ She wiped your tears away. ‘’This is not your fault ,ok? We knew this would happen at some point’’. You wrapped her into a hug and she started caressing your hair to to calm you down.

‘’You should go home Robin’’.

‘’Are you sure?’’. She asked. ‘’i can stay if you want me to’’.

‘’I don't want you to be here when he comes back, you can go’’. You kissed her.

‘’Call me, ok? I'm going to be right next to the phone waiting so you don't have to talk to my parents’’. You nodded. ‘’I love you y/n’’.

‘’i love you too’’. She smiled and started walking towards her house.

You started walking in circles inside your house. You couldn't stop thinking about what just happened. Is he going to kick me out of the house? is he going to tell everyone? is he going to stop loving me?.

You needed to keep yourself busy so you decided to clean up. Time was passing in slow motion and your dad wasn’t home yet. Four hours, five, six. You were nervous as hell.

Suddenly, the front door opened.

‘’Y/n? im home’’. Jim said.

You were lying on your bed when he walked into your bedroom.

‘’El is staying at Max’s so i brought some food for the three of us’’.

Three? What does he mean? He just said Eleven is at Max’s.

‘’Where’s Robin?’’. He asked and checked if the toilet door was closed but it wasn’t.

‘’She went home dad’’. You were still weepy so Hop sat on bed with you. ‘’Well call her, i brought food for her too’’. He said as you sat up.

‘’What? i don't understand dad you saw us and left-’.

‘’Yeah i shouldn't have left like that, im sorry kid, i didn't mean to do that…’’. He pulled out a piece of paper and started to unfold as he cleared his throat. ‘’Joyce helped me uh- turn my feelings into words’’.

‘’There's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. I know this is a difficult conversation, but I care about you very much. And I know that you care about Robin very much, and that's why it's important that we set these boundaries moving forward so we can build an environment where we all feel comfortable, trusted, and open to sharing our feelings.’’ Hopper went on reading the letter Joyce helped him write and you couldn't hold back the tears. The whole thing was so beautiful and emotional but when he ended the thing with ‘’But, please, if you don't mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches’’, you bursted out into laughter.

“I love you kid,no matter what, and i'm so happy you found someone who cares about you as much as i do”

“I love you too dad”. He pressed a kiss on the top of your head. “Now, call Robin, the food is getting cold”.

You ran to the phone to invited her over and minutes later after telling her everything that happened, you three were having dinner and chatting.

“Excuse me, i have to go to the bathroom real quick”. You said.

Hopper asks Robin to help him pick up the table and she agrees.

“Sheriff Hopper i wanted to-”.

“Woah woah, since when do you call me sheriff, Robin? I know you since you were a child”. Jim laughs and Robin gives him an awkward smile.

“What i was saying, Jim, is that i love y/n with all my heart, i would never hurt her, not even if she hurts me”. She says trying to sound as serious as she possibly can.

“I know kid, but if she ever hurts you let me know, i’ll ground her for a month”. He joked and they both laughed.

“what’s so funny?”. You ask while taking the Icecream Hop bought out of the freezer.

You were back at the table eating dessert.

“So”. Hopper pointed at the two of you with his spoon. ”how long has this been going on?”.

You and your girlfriend exchanged glances before answering.

“um...five years maybe?”. Robin said and Jim choked on his ice cream.

“FIVE YEARS?! HOLY SHIT”. You two giggled at his reaction. “and i never suspected a thing! Can't believe i think of myself as a detective”.He laughed.

One hour later , you and Robin headed back to your bedroom to sleep.

You lent her one of your pyjamas and got inside your bed.

“Robin?” You asked.

“Yes baby?”

“What on earth are you doing?”.She was lying on the floor right in front of your door, there was a ruler on her hand.

“Making sure the door is 3 inches open, duh”.She said and you got out of bed to walk towards her and force her to stand up.

“God, i love you”. You wrapped your arms around her waist and kissed her.

“I love you too y/n”. She kissed you back. “Wanna continue this in bed?”.She suggested and you agreed.

The next morning you woke up with Robin snuggled against you.

Everything was just like it should be; the love of your life sleeping right by your side and the door was 3 inches open.

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The Stunning Tales Of All 3 Experiences Bill Gates Has Eaten A Hot Dog

Bill Gates, the founding fathers of Microsoft and currently the wealthiest person on countries around the world, has chewed three hot dogs in his life. Here are the unforgettable fibs of each time.

1. August 28, 1973

It was the first day of college, and Bill Gates stood silently in the middle of his Harvard dorm room. Unexpectedly, his roommate burst in.

I spotted a hot dog in the groves, he told. Gives chew this fucker!

Bill had never ingests a hot dog before, but he wanted to impress his new roommate.

Okay, suggested Bill. Ill take the burn. I gambled it will savor tangy, like an orange or a lemon.

Good joke, Mr. Microsoft, alleged Bills roommate, ribbing Bill for the identify hed inadvertently given at the newcomer orientation icebreaker. Its going to taste like bread and meat. Okay, you go first.

Bill took a small bite of the hot dog and instantly started choking. His roommate played the Heimlich, and the dollop of hot dog that had been lodged inside Bill Gates windpipe piloted out the open opening and into the courtyard of historic Harvard University.

Goddamn it, Mr. Microsoft, suggested Bills roommate. I…I merely saved your life.

Bill Gates said nothing. He gazed at the field, “ve been thinking about” how close he had just been to death. It was an frightful occasion to be considered, because he wanted to live to be at least 50 years old. As Bill was lost in thought, his roommate took the next pierce, and he very strangled on the hot dog. Bill play-act the Heimlich on him, and the other glob of hot dog ran into the courtyard.

Thanks, told Bills roommate. Your turn.

Bill took another bite of the hot dog, and once again, started strangling immediately. His roommate had to perform the Heimlich once more.

My turn, announced Bills roommate.

Bills roommate took a big burn of the hot dog and started suffocating. Bill play-act the Heimlich, and the other clod operated out the window.

Thanks, enunciated Bills roommate. Your turn.

Bill took another gnaw and suffocated on the hot dog for the third largest age, Fortunately, his roommate was there to perform the Heimlich again.

My turn, replied Bills roommate.

Bills roommate took another bite and suffocated on the hot dog for the third largest era, and Bill had to perform the Heimlich maneuver again. This time, though, something was wrong. It wasnt cultivating. No substance how well Bill Gates play-act the Heimlich on his roommate, the suffocating continued. The clump of hot dog that had been found in the groves seemed to be getting further and further entrenched inside his roommates figure. Bill left his roommate and ran into the hallway of his dormitory, bellowing that his roommate was suffocating, craving for help.

But no one reacted.

Bill Gates declined out of Harvard the following year.

2. January 1, 1996

Bill Gates ambled into his mansion after a long daytime at Microsoft and went into the kitchen.

I stimulated hot dogs for dinner, said his pregnant bride, Melinda, maintaining two hot dogs in her outstretched hands.

Ive never had a hot dog before, lied Bill, wanting to impress his wife. Are they good?

Theyre fine.

They stared at each other for a while until Bill took out a half-eaten granola rail from his pocket.

Can I devour this granola prohibit with dinner too, on the side? I exclusively have half left, and Id like to finish it.

Melinda exhaled. Fine, Bill.

The two sat down and devour a dinner of hot dog, Bill swapping between bites of granola rail and hot dog until he finished the granola prohibit, and from there, he only eat the hot dog.

It was Bill and Melindas second anniversary, and they boozed Gatorade with their hot dogs.

3. April 21, 2014

Bill Gates and his wife, Melinda, had traveled to Senegal to see how the country was faring in the fight against malaria. Their footing had given millions of dollars to malaria research, and the two of them were on one of their frequent trips to malaria-affected neighborhoods. While traveling in all regions of the country, they did what they typically did during these types of trip-ups: pass out netting for people to target over their bottoms at night, spray insecticide, and speak to local physicians about the medications they were applying to counteract the disease. This trip to Senegal was business as usual.

Almost.

As Bill and Melinda were about to drive away from their last village of the week, a boy no older than 5 ran out of his home and up to their vehicle. Bill rolled down his window.

Hello, Bill Gates. Please do not leave just yet, said here boy. He went into his pocket and took out a hot dog. He presented it to Bill. This is my favorite hot dog, and I crave you to have it.

People from the hamlet had noticed “whats going on” and started to gather around the car, saying concepts like, But he loves that hot dog. Bill opened the door and went out.

Im afraid I dont understand, he answered. You want to give me…your favorite hot dog?

Yes, said the son. You deserve it.

The oldest woman in the hamlet wept, and the youngest female in the village wept. Everyone was crying, including Bill.

But…why me? Bill questioned, wiping away the tears.

I respect you for inventing Microsoft, said here son. And you likewise have helped constitute many beings in my hamlet less sick.

I could never take your favorite hot dog, little being, remarked Bill, continuing to wipe away the snaps. Its your favorite. It does not belong to me, and I would feel terrible if I were to take it from you.

The boy frowned. Bill construed that he would not be taking I do not accept this hot dog for an answer.

Im sorry, answered Bill. Of direction Ill take your favorite hot dog. He took the hot dog from the boy and patted his head. The entire village encouraged as he feed the young boys food in three strong, potent pierces. The audience continues to encourage, and Bills joyful weepings washed the ketchup from his kuki-chin. The little boy hugged Bills leg. Bill had never seemed happier. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a crisp $20 legislation, situating it gently behind the boys ear.

Here you go, little being, he alleged. This is now yours. Its 20 dollars, and its the least I can do. I love you.

The crowd applauded even louder than they had when Bill snack the hot dog. They even did that act where they elevated Bill Gates up in the air like a hero, and someone dropped a glass of liquid on Bill Gates head like Gatorade, as if he were not Bill Gates but Super Bowlwinning coach Bill Parcells.

At last-place, it was time for Bill and Melinda to leave. They announced goodbye and got in their car.

That was my third hot dog ever, Bill said to Melinda in the car.

No, it was your second, she supposed.

Okay, said Bill. They accommodated hands.

Bill turned to the village and smiled. The small-time boy was ripping up the $20 statute, but it didnt subject. It was his $20, and he could do whatever he craved with it, the same way he had let Bill do whatever he missed with his favorite hot dog.

As they were beginning to drive away, another small-time son inaugurated running after the car carrying hot dogs in both of his hands like wands. Presumably, they were his two favorite hot dogs, and he wanted to give them to Bill Gates for developing Microsoft and clearing parties feel little sick, like that other kid did. But Bill told Melinda to drive faster. She nodded.

You can have too much of a good happening, they said in perfect unison. Bill patted his gut and smiled at Melinda, and she did the same to him. Bill Gates had snacked his third hot dog ever, and it would be the last age hed ever eat one.

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