#if theres anything else i possibly need to tag lmk

[ikeytv]

Gramble, but he's like Luigi from Mansion

[cognitosclowns]

what about Dr. Andre and Brett getting a bj from their inexperienced s/o ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

IM RATTLING THE BARS OF MY CAGE, I WILL HAVE TO BE SEDATED. I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. GASPING.

MINORS PISS OFF, HERE BE COCKS

EXPLICIT NSFT <3

Idk why but I specifically envisioned these happening at a desk?? it changes nothing but im setting ambience shh

Brett

He probably doesn't even notice they're inexperienced, and if he does? he doesn't care

That's quite literally his last priority right now because his cock is halfway down their throat

Listen every brain cell left in his head is focused on not cumming early s,mdnsd

One hand is just,, flailing between petting their hair, gripping his own to keep himself focused, and gripping the armrest for dear life.

The other hand is pressed over his mouth in an attempt to not completely embarrass himself smsmdnsd.

he’s failing, because they can hear him whining in the back of his throat, but he’s trying!

The most his S/O can really make out is his eyes? Just big, wide eyes staring at them in a mixture of adoration and shame.

He nods enthusiastically if they swirl circles around the tip <3 that shit gets him like nothing else tbh

When he’s close he grabs onto the fabric at their shoulders and lurches forward until they can feel his stomach press against their forehead.

Probably also gently cradles the back of their head while they swallow? less forcing, and moreso begging them to let him stay inside msdnsd

so many kisses after <3 come sit with him and cuddle, that was so sweet of them to do for him!! and the moment his legs stop shaking he’ll repay the favor <3

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Andre

Just,, absolute relief.

His entire body slumps into it and his head rolllllllllls back to thump against the back of his chair. This massive, bone-aching sigh.

Blowjobs at the end of a long day? Just sitting back while someone else does the work? a beautiful view? <3 perfect way to relax

Just,, giggling happily to himself, staring up at the ceiling all blissed out with a lazy smile <3 this man is in heaven.

He doesn’t mind if they can’t take much - he’ll gladly stroke the base while they focus on the tip/balls. His free hand will be on their shoulder, or cheek to give some guidance! 

He’ll tap his thumb on their teeth if they need to loosen their mouth, wiggle his tongue at them if he wants a bit more of that - very playful with everything <3

Shamelessly rolling his hips into their mouth. Not enough to gag them - just enough to rub his frenulum on their tongue? A bit of friction never hurts, esp when they can’t take much without gagging!

‘aw, getting ‘choked up’?’  and similar teasing. Hes a brat but its ok

The only time he’s not grinning is when he’s close tbh - his eyes get intense. This perfectly adoring, demanding look? Forcing eye contact?? <3

He also starts muttering something under his breath?? but fuck if his S/O has any idea what he’s saying lmao.

He’ll want to see the mess on their tongue after - no problem if they can’t swallow, he knows it tastes like shit lmao smdsd.

(protip : lavish him after. Plenty of kisses down the shaft while he works through the aftershocks <3 he twitches like he’s been hooked up to a car battery)

Right after he’s back to his usual, eccentric self <3 he definitely needed that

(if they want smth for themself, they may have to bring his attention back bc,, he’s easily distracted msnds)

UHHH lmk what y’all thought!! THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE I AM <3 <3 FOR ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS,, WAILING

[notkodanymorebye]

bonsoir ! my name is sam, its 5:30 am as im writing this, and im a mess. i use she/her pronouns and im from aus – hence the being up at 5:30am for opening and still being late smh. i have a habit of rambling so sorry for this intro in advance lmao. but thats more than enough about me, let’s talk about the other and more important mess, reed’s token aries:  K O D A   R E I D  

tws: mentions of divorce, drugs, and ya know the murders

STATS.

full name: dakota reid

best known as: koda

age: twenty five

gender + pronouns: non-binary, they/them

occupation: waiter/bartender at salvatore’s steakhouse, aspiring podcaster

hometown: reed, virginia

star sign: aries

traits: jovial, creative, adventurous, confident, detached, cruel, impulsive, lazy

drink / smoke / drugs: yes / yes / yes

MORE INFO.

born and raised in reed, they’ve honestly left the area maybe a handful of times. not for a lack of wanting to, they certainly have wanted to and still want to, just a lack of money and time and motivation to plan anything “””big”””” (leaving ur town is not big but koda is lazy) in their lives

im gonna try not to get too into it bc i will go on forever but two important things to mention as far as their childhood. the first, when koda was sixteen their parents went through a really fuckin rough divorce. and like any sixteen yr old whose parents are getting divorced it pissed koda off. they have a moderately better relationship with them now but at the time, it was messy. at first, koda was very outwardly emotional about it, but as their emotions were just used as a weapon for their parents to use against one another they shut that shit down immediately. only showed their emotions in a way that was more of a nuisance to their parents: graffiti, petty shoplifting, being a dickhead in school, flunking grades (though they werent great to begin with), sneaking out all the time, all that bs

which leads to thing two: koda was a dealer towards the end of high school/the start of young adulthood. nothing big, bc they were a dumbass teenager in a small town just looking to piss their parents off. but because they were a dumbass teenager in a small town i assume theres a good possibility that if ur character is from reed: koda was their dealer. eventually they stopped bc people figured out they were just a sometimes v annoying middle man for the much easier to deal with guy that koda bought from + too much work. like most things to koda, drugs were meant to be just a fun past time, not a full time career.

after barely finishing high school they had absolutely no want to go to college. even at local reed college it was a lot of money to put down and for what???? for koda to do an arts degree they dont really care about and then do nothing with it ????? instead they just worked more. they’ve had the job at salvatore’s since they were fifteen and its really a staple in their lives. 

when they are not at salvatore’s, they’re still being a menace tbh that did not end with high school or even the dealing. they’re usually skating around (would also be driving around and sometimes they are but its illegal because they recently had their licence suspended), probably spray painting some fence, maybe takin some photos on their barely working dslr, partying, drinking, stealing shopping carts from the local grocer, being a dickhead, u know the ~usual

despite being the local, so far they’ve not had any close connections to the parkway victims and thats unfortunately made them pretty insensitive about it. they’re far, far more interested in figuring out what the fuck is going on than they care about u know the loss of life and danger to everyone else in the town. in stats i mentioned they were an aspiring podcaster and thats because, u guessed it, koda wants to start a podcast about the murders they’re a piece of shit we already know this

and since this isn’t showing in the tags anyways: here’s a link to their pinterest board

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

housemates –  koda is a broke mf, i want this connection to be with other broke mfs that are leasing a shitty house and probably have one too many people in it, but like: it works yk

childhood friends –  obv koda has lived in reed their whole life, they’re from a very working class family, can be a connection through family or just through school im down for whatever

actual friends – this is probably gonna be limited to like a couple bc koda is so closed off lmao. while they’re friendly and enthuastic with just about everyone, theres not many koda actually considers genuine friends, these are the exceptions

co-workers – koda is confirmed annoying most of the time but they are at their peak annoying at work so if anyone else works at salvatore’s a. im so sorry b. lmk lets plot

party people – do u do drugs and other reckless impulsive bs at house parties? then this might be the connection for u bih – bonus if they’ve been partying together for fuckin ever

an easy thing – literally just the song easy thing by dom ferra. an easy romance, very much in its early stages, prob not official at this point, kinda learning what being in a relationship should mean together. only open to f/nb sorry lads

then just everything idk i need to start getting ready for work but pls hmu if u would like to plot ✌️ 

[ihavenoconsistentname]

Since we have an empire now

Have an introduction post that's partially a joke

Welcome to the Valere Empire~!

Here we specialize in respecting trans people and asexuals, as well as a few other things, which include, but are not limited to;

Being trans and named Alex

Welcoming all LGBTQ+ people and allies

Hating TERFs, homophobes, aphobes, pedos, and vice versa

Dancing on Justinian's grave even though he was actually a really cool emperor I'm just messing with him okay

Probably being bad at math but I don't speak for everyone

Probably being tired very often for no reason at all

Other things that I can't name because there's too many and I don't know everyone well enough

All are welcome in this empire/union UNLESS:

-You are aphobic, homophobic, transphobic, or anything Anti-LGBTQ+

-You are disrespectful towards people on the basis of religion, sexuality, gender, race, ethnic background, and vice versa

-You are going to harass anyone here for anything

-You are going to be disrespectful and rude towards other people here for no reason

-You are/support pedophiles, TERFs, exclusionists, vice versa

RULES AND REGULATIONS;

You are to be nice to everyone here!!

You are not to be careless or reckless with anything you say that could possibly be triggering towards others

You are to be mindful of other people because you may not fully know them

You are not to disrespect ANYONE here on the basis of race, religion, sexuality, vice versa (refer back to the list of what types of people may not join us here)

Harassment will NOT be tolerated here. Not one bit. No excuses.

Hate speech will also NOT be tolerated. Again, no excuses.

If you want to introduce yourself to other people, feel free to do that by leaving an ask giving a brief introduction (more on this later)

You may invite other people into the empire who do not fit the description of anything not allowed here but I doubt anyone would do that cause I'm a tiny blog and we're just having fun with the few people who actually hang around here

If you for some reason have any issues with people on this blog or in this empire, do NOT bring it into here publicly!! Work it out in private!! Discourse is a major anxiety trigger for me and other people here I'm very sure of that so please,, no public discourse here.

Other things to note;

Please let me know if anything on my blog can be triggering that you would like me to tag so you can filter it out

This isn't the most serious thing ever we can just chill and have fun here this is just something I'm doing for no reason

You aren't required to do anything here except follow the rules about respecting other people and such because I won't tolerate any of that here

If theres anything else I'll add it

For introductions;

An introduction isn't required of course, but if you'd like to leave one, you can leave it in my inbox as an ask

What to include for an introduction:

(May or may not be required)

-Name (Doesn't have to be your real name, required)

-Pronouns (Required so we know what to call you by!!)

-Age (not required, just if you want to)

-Favorite flower (Not required I just wanna put that there aha)

-A couple facts about yourself maybe (Not required but you can if you want ppl to get to know you a lil better)

-Why you're joining us here (Required just so we can see :P)

List of members:

This will be updated whenever the hell so if you're joining us and I haven't put you down on the list lmk and I'll add you

Me! Do I still need to @ myself,, @ihavenoconsistentname

@kool-aidd

@existential-nihilistic-asshole

@garvanadragon

@soysaucedrunk

@koke-mori

@oof-grey-leader

@lilacsandthistles

That's all for this stupid little post I think,,

Remember; we all support and respect each other here, the Empire's name is the Valere Empire because the word "valid" is derived from valere and everyone here is valid no matter what gender/sexuality/etc,, and remember: Ace rights!! Trans rights!! Nb rights!! Everything rights!! Unless you're a pedo/TERF/etc!!