#if this flops ill cry but idc i had fun

[potionio]

You've lost count at this point, the amount of days you've travelled but your pain tells a tale and a half. But Guild Amakiir's advertisements in the port town you just came from were too good to pass up. With the heavy rain it was almost impossible to locate the guild, but upon doing so the guild leader Creed offers quite the introduction...

More info under the cut!

Guild Amakiir is my excuse to have fun with people in the community. I've seen people do the bachelor and bachelorette but I haven't watched a single season- so I'll be damned if I don't do my own version with a fantasy twist!

Set in one of my many homebrew settings I've made for Dungeons and Dragons, Amakiir is a guild created well over 160 years ago. But after some unfortunate (see: entirely obvious) betrayals and tragedies they've fallen on hard times. What they need is a group of adventurers to gear up and make a name for themselves.

So, why not have everyone work together to do this? I figured why not have people make characters, and forge our own little band of misfits and see where they end up.

To send a Sim in they just need to meet the following requirments:

They have to be one of the D&D races, you can find these literally everywhere online. Go wild, hell if you find some cool homebrew why not!

They need to be assigned a class and subclass. You can once again find these online, DND Beyond is an amazing free resouce!

You absolutely do not need to roll stats for them. But if you're a dnd nerd and you want to, it's the roll 4d4, remove the lowest system- reroll any ones!

While I understand that they can't be CC minimal in some cases (sighs at aasimar and tabaxi etc), please try to not blow my computer up. thanks <3

Remember to have a download link available, or at least be ready for me to poke you about one.

I'll try to keep it to a ground of 6 picked out little gangs, and will probably add even more people!

I already have a few NPC's for the guild made but hell feel free to even make those if you want just poke me for any details.

use the #GuildAmakiirTryouts : )! I'll peek in next Friday (14th of June) and post who has gotten accepted into the guild!

I just want a fantasy collaborate event with people. And I am a tryhard so I did all of this.

[bigbrothermonopoly]

EPISODE 2:

HOH: KRISTINE

EVICTED: NICKY (WALKED)

JESS:

Kristine being in power scares me shitless. I know I haven't exactly been the MOST social person in this game and I've been very UTR the last couple of days/ non existent but I always felt like I was good with Kristine. I don't know? I thought we talked a good bit at least in comparison to others.... but then after she won I called her the HBIC and homegirl told me she loved my ass kissing. That HOHITIS is real with this one ladies. I offered up my services as a potential person to work with moving forward and she ignored my offer. She literally swerved me. Straight up IGNORED me and focused on what I said about not being social. So there is a good chance I'm going up and if I don't go up it isn't because Kristine doesn't want it.. it'll probably be because others don't want it. At least I hope? I'm trying NOT to go into crisis mode on the second HOH but... old habits die hard? I think that's the quote? I think if I had to write a "trust list" for this game.. honestly.. I'm feeling really good about Kori. I THINK we could go far together and we'd balance out each other well. Obviously he's a good player and I'm going to need that on my side moving forward. Eve is obviously my #1 right now but it'd be naive on me not to believe that others aren't saying the same about her. I really like Andrew but we don't talk game? But I guess I can improve on that? Those are the 3 people I'm vibing with right now. 

KORI:

Ok so at this point I'm not entirely sure if I made a DR entry earlier or not, I planned on making a video but at this point it'd just get too long. Rehder going unanimously is STILL a meme to me but here we are. Kristine winning HoH was honestly alright for me because I feel like she and I have a reasonably good relationship. Though I'm not sure it could ever be something long term because she's likely working with people I have no desire to work with. (Dem, Chris, Brien, those guys.) Emma and I had a serious talk about long term what we wanna do about Eve since we seem pretty in agreement that the current dynamic is Jess and Mackenzie are Eve's Top 2 Bitches, and we're like probably the Bottom 2 Bitches. Personally I think the best time for Eve to go is like F7ish but obviously we need more time for things to progress to see where we sit. I think longterm the Mandela Monocles are a better alliance for me since I think I could sit next to Austin OR Silence and win. I just can't sit next to Gwen who I really think just has a better personality than me. With Kristine nominating Madison it... isn't really ideal for me, but Madison is also pretty isolated at this point. While we have that Mitten Connection, if she is lacking any connection with others in this game I can't go dragging my feet for her... That being said, I think eliminating Nicky this round, would not be like... the WORST thing ever. It'd just be a question of convincing Gwen that it's a good idea. Though the harder thing would be convincing others that keeping Madison is a good idea. While I like her, I'm not sure it's in my best interest to leave tracks trying to keep her in the game. Obviously it's gonna depend on how Veto goes, if noms stay the same I might push a little for a Nicky boot and see what happens, but if it's not gonna happen I'll just cut my losses. (Though with Nicky doing his thing he seems likely to dig his own grave.)

AUSTIN:

I am feeling very comfortable this week. I’m in the power trap alliance with Chris, Kristine, Dem, and Emma. I’m also in the Mandela Monocles alliance with Gwen, Silence, and Kori. Kristine is currently HoH so I don’t think she will put me on the block. I have suspicions that Emma is working with Eve because when we were playing the HoH competition, Emma refused to take Eve out. I’m just glad that one of my alliances is in power.

KRISTINE:

Love the alliance. So happy I won HOH and got to be in power. The veto comp didn’t go as well as planned tbh. I’m sooo upset that I didn’t do as well as I wanted I was up at 200 something and then lost it all over a very stupid roll. But it’s fine whether I win this or not I know I’ll get my way. Nicky is going home, let’s just hope he doesn’t win HOH. Don’t ever argue with the HOH when you’re the one on the block LOL!!!

NICKY:

CAN I LIVE? Can i fucking live? there are 16 other people in this and yet i got nommed for a stupid reason yet again. 

WILLIAM:

I'm so glad I escaped this week without being nominated!!! I feel so much better this week than last week! At the end of last week I thought for sure I was gonna leave pre-jury but now I feel like I've made so many real connections and I feel like I am in a great spot with many people

ANDREW:

episode 2 This could be super naive of me to say and a little cocky and i know it 100% IS but i feel like almost everyone in this game loves me besides nicky, i think im just playing a really good social game im scared of eve for some reason i feel like she is the only person possibly playing a better game than me. just get those competitive af vibes from her, i will not go after her unless she comes for me doe. shes super cute tho love her vibes, and I think me and Jess formed and alliance just now As of now Austin Jess and Chris are my top 3 in that order Update: I love Eve, we had an emotional heart to heart about STUFF, ill never forget it and i appreciate her for it so much, even if we don't end up being on the same side in this game together, the bitch is dope. I fucking love these noms dude, my 2 least favorite people sittingpretty on the block and i had nothing to do with it. HORNY cuz they wont even be coming for me. I hope nicky fucking bombs veto. "i cant talk to all 16 of u at once" ya....nobody fuckin asked you too but kristines point is sometimes a simple HELLO can save u from being nominated But regardless im proud of her and her tatse. * has one mixed drink and suddenly wants to fight nicky for no reason * oops i apologized to him and i didn’t even read anything from last night after what i said bc embarrassment. idc if he accept my apology, just wanted to throw it out there so i don’t look like a total douche

CHRIS:

Well week Number two and I’m in two separate alliances, have House majority, close with a few women, beyond the game have final choose with multiple people, should not be on the block for a long time, while slowly running this game behind the scenes with Myself. This backseat life is the best life

GWEN:

Hiiii. So looks like Nicky is going home tonight. He kind of dug his own grave. He was such a party pooper during our house game on Friday. Sooo. Yeah. I’m closest with Kori and Chris - getting closer to Chris for sure. What is it with me and Chris’s in ORGs? I need to get back to work. That is all for now :)

MACKENZIE:

i really gotta uhhhhh try harder bc i feel on the lowest end of the Entire Totem Pole. i feel like if i won smthn that would change but i’m a flop so

DEM:

I actually would have kept Nicky if he had the numbers. I wish he didn't quit. I think he messed up by throwing names around, because some people actually wanted to keep him...

EMMA:

if u cant handle the heat nicky why did u sign up.. quitting is worst then getting evicted.

TAWNI:

Ok since I was out of it last round time for my cast assessment now. Since this was due prior to Nicky quitting I’ll include him Nicky - I forgot he existed week one. Actually sad he quit and was gonna leave cause he was entertaining arguing with Kristine Gwen - I love Gwen. She allows me to not be the official grandma of the game. She is very sociable which is scary. But I think I can trust her. Austin - automatically meh about him cause of his name. Pretty forgettable honestly. Mackenzie - nice gal. Nothing negative to say. Haven’t talked much. Jess - the person I’m most terrified of. When I realized she is THE boojess like fuck me. I’m scared. I feel like as long as I don’t get on her bad side I’m good. William - seems like a good kid. Kristine - I’m v intimidated by her. She won hoh and veto and seems like a very smart player. She makes me nervous. Silence - who???? Brien- ok this kid. I’m doing what I can to get him to trust me. I know he is a loyal person. But am I the person he is loyal to? Or is it someone else? How do I make sure I am that person? Dem - nothing really to say MADISON - I love her sooooooooo much. She’s like the light of my life honestly and if I find out something different I’m gonna cry. Like I feel like a betrayal from her will hurt the most in this game. Andrew - okay first off......damn. I’m aware of his sexual orientation but boy sent me a photo so I could see his tattoos and DAMN!!! I need me a straight one of him. But he is a fun character I like him. Chris - I think I freaked him out when I sent him a long message about how I’m scared of cops. But I didn’t go up week one so that happened. I’m hoping I can work my way into his good graces later. Emma - seems like a sweet gal. I enjoy her. Kori - nothing to say sorry

[taphappy52]

i answered them all bc no one ever asks

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? um that wouldn't happen bc it's my mom 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? just friends. 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? depends on the drugs and how often? 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? 5 letters! 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober. never kissed anyone drunk (never been drunk) 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? just once. mostly ill wanna be w a girl then find out she's straight lol 7. What does your last received text say? it's a confirmation of my kittens spay appointment on wednesday! 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? um I don't know, a lot 9. Where was your last kiss at? the girl's bed 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? don't have a sister 11. What do you drink in the morning? vanilla almond milk 😊 12. Where did you sleep last night? my bed...? 13. Do you think relationships are hard? they can be, but not always. 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? hmmm probably not. 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? i mean we'd probably end up fucking 😂 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny!!! 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? my mom lol 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? no pants 🙂 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? i hope so! i love relationships 20. Does anyone like you? yes 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? not that i can recall but i played spin the bottle w a group of girls at a queer mixer a couple weeks ago so maybe 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? she's bi 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? my abuser/rapist. also trump. 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have 5 and i want more! 25. In the past week have you cried? yes. i cry a lot actually. "i just have a lot of feelings" 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? my own dog!! she's a chihuahua. 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? both? i dry off my legs in the shower and everything else out, lol 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? nope 29. Do you think you’re old? no, i'm only 21 i'm a baby adult 30. Do you like text messaging? yes but i prefer talking in person! 31. What type of day are you having? very good so far 😊 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? not really bc i don't like my nose 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? my brother and step dad! 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship for sure. 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? i think everyone is complicated bc everyone is so complex 37. What song are you listening to? none, just my fan 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? always. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? does my mom count 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? she's such a wonderful person and really fun and lighthearted 41. When did you last receive a text message? I don't know within the last 30 minutes 42. What is wrong with you right now? um my body is literally tearing itself apart 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? ew i hate calling women "a female" okay anyway it was my mom, so very well 44. Does anyone disgust you? abuser/rapist and trump and ignorant hateful people 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? if it was the right person 46. Are you in a good mood right now? mhmm, i'm content 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? like a legit conversation that wasn't just small talk? probably katrina 48. What color shirt are you wearing? no shirt 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? yeah. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? america 🙃 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? um i mean i guess it would be my abuser..so yeah. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? YES kinda happening currently but mostly it's holding out hope for a girl who's in a relationship w someone else 🙃🙃 53. Do you like rain? i like the sound and the sight of rain but it makes my joints hurt 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? no, as long as it's not excessive 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? all the time 56. Do you like to cuddle? I LIVE FOR CUDDLING. IDC WHO U ARE, FRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR WHATEVER, CUDDLE ME 57. Are you shy? yes very shy actually. less shy on the internet lol 58. Do you get along with girls? um? this is such a dumb question girls are so different they literally just share a gender? i mean i guess generally, yeah. but i also generally get along with everyone 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? no i've never dated my mom 60. What do you carry with you at all times? phone, wallet, keys, pain meds 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? YES. hell i would pay money to spend the night in a haunted house lol 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? definitely. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? nope. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES i'm all about forehead kisses and ESPECIALLY top of head kisses 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? honestly yeah something cute happens every day when u live with a kitten and a chihuahua and ur friends are as cute as mine 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 31, 21, 21 (not including girls at that mixer bc I don't know their ages lol) 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? pay, bc i can't paint nails to save my life 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? neither? if i had to choose, i guess leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? just my parking permits 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? uhhh i guess lil wayne 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iphone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? hmmm within the past month my mom and i ate there 73. Do you like diet soda? not really. p much the only soda i drink is sprite 74. What color are the walls in your room? white (apartment living 🙃) 75. Are you 16 or older? lol yeah 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? nope 77. Do you have a job? kinda? dance teacher and technically have a job w goodwill i haven't started bc hysterectomy and complications 78. What are your initials? AKB 79. Did you ever have braces? twice 80. Are you from the south? yeah 81. What does your last status on facebook say? "you can jail a revolutionary, but you can't jail a revolution" 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? nope she's a rapist and abuser and stalker and i have a no-contact order against her 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? mom, definitely 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? gymnastics when i was younger (like 3-5) 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? rogue one! 86. Do you smoke? nope, never have 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? if by flip flops u mean birkenstocks 😏 88. Is your phone touch screen? do non-touch screen phones still exist 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? natural, which is like wavy/loose curls 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? nope 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool for sure! 92. Have you ever made out in a car? yeah 93. …Had sex in a car? not yet 😉 lol 94. Are you single or in a relationship? single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? watching the finale of project runway jr i think 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? hmmm fourth of july 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah, it gets the job done 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? kinda 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? nope i don't have time for that bullshit 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? lololol no 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: um this is so weird lol. i guess tik tok 😂 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? lol no i can't tan 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? i personally don't like cowboy boots bc they go up too high n make me feel constricted and too warm, so no