#ik this was unprompted but i was bored

[driptape]

♥ isabella & hunter

♥ 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐨 . . .

gives nose/forehead kisses

it's sooo hunter , the way he keeps bella untucked under him and constantly kissing her . yuupp , it's him .

gets jealous the most

soooo hunter outwardly acts out more , but i think before that whole ordeal bella would get jealous in more situations . after getting back together , she's far more confident in them and so for that reason , ima go with hunter . he's probably even more easily envious .

picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

hunter's running to the bar if she calls him . he doesn't drink too much since when he's at parties he's normally selling & doesn't like being too under the influence when he does it . both for a safety issue and needing to remain alert . he also got mad product on him and can't be moving too wonky .

takes care of on sick days

isabella soooo takes care of hunter's crybaby ass when he's sick . suddenly the man's weaker than anything . he's unable to move or feed himself . it's almost like how he became a little addict when they broke up . just a disappointment .

drags the other person out into the water on beach day

both of them are dragging each other out . i wanna say that hunter would soo do it . buutt they're both pretty fun and playful with each other so i'd assume it would just be one of those types of thing . like , yeeesss . . . they're going into their bad era , but they're still the same ol' people .

gives unprompted massages

mmm . . . this one i'm unsure of tbh . i'm saying it's hunter . same reason for the kisses . he simply can't keep his hands off of her . especially when she's reading . he will forever cuddle her and ' unintentionally ' distract her . massage her feet and back . . . definitely end up between her legs . massage another part of her until she cums .

drives/rides shotgun

isabella don't got a reason to drive with hunter . he's forever gonna drive around with her riding shotgun . he delivers so he'd never leave without his car . he doesn't carry a lot of drugs with him but he does carry and he'd never put her in that position god forbid they get pulled over . he's taking the fall . she better pretend like she doesn't know him .

brings the other lunch at work

hunter doesn't have a real job , so he'd sneak by her job in order to spend lunch with her . suuurreee , she could probably spend it with her friends / coworkers and whatnot , but he be bored and lonely and missing his girl . stealing her every so often is fun .

has the better parental relationship

oooouuu we haven't gotten into thiiiss ?? ima go with isabella since she has a better upbringing . hunter's parents haven't always approved of him for obvious reasons sooooo .

tries to start role-playing in bed

isabella ?? hunter ?? both of them . i feel like they're in their experimental phase and so they're willing to do a lot . or at least , they're willing to try a few things . isabella's fearless atp and hunter's been around some whores lol .

embarrassingly drunk dancer

ISABELLLLLLAAAA !!! remember the first night they kissed ? baby girl was drunk and pulling him to dance . he's so happy that party happened and he needed to take her home . who would've thought ??

still cries watching titanic

neither ??? i mean . . . maybe bella ? i don't know . they're not the type to watch romance movies ? uhm . . . i don't know . i feel like they put on a movie and never actually finish it .

firmly believes in couples costumes

i feel like it's probably bella . . . idk why but it's gotta be her , right ? ik it isn't hunter lol .

breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas

ooo hmmm . . . i feel like this past christmas it was bella but for future christmases it's going to be hunter . i think the more he loves her the better he's going to treat her . the more wealth he gains the more he's going to want to spend it on her . i think they're the more stable and loving version of cleo/tonio . v much drug king & queen vibes .

makes the other eat breakfast

isabella seems like more of a morning person so she probably makes him breakfast and won't let him leave without eating . even if it's just taking something on the way out .

remembers anniversaries

isabella because hunter doesn't care about that . he'll treat every day like a fucking anniversary if he could . he loves her a lot , but expect him to only know her birthday .

brings up having kids

neither as of now . but it feel like hunter would soooo do it . just for shits and giggles . probably says shit like ' i'ma put a baby in you . ' and i meaaannn he kinda does but also doesn't yk .

[aomi-nabi]

get to know me tag game

wasn’t tagged but saw from @mercurygguk and felt like doing it(i always miss the ones that ppl tag me in, im so sorry)

tagging: @chateautae @blue-sidez @v-hobi @thefanficmonster @honeytae @hantaev @venusiangguk and obv whoever wants to do it

1. when is your birthday?

october 1st

2. what is your favorite color?

lilac(purple in general) and light green

3. what is your lucky number?

47? idk how that happened

4. how tall are you?

173 cm but its been a while

5. how many pairs of shoes do you own?

6 prob

6. favorite song?

im all over the place with music but currently “people watching” by conan gray

7. favorite movie?

harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban

8. what would be your ideal partner?

idk honestly, just someone who is honest and that i can feel safe with

9. do you want children?

prob not, they r great dont get me wrong, just never saw myself as a mother

10. have you gotten in trouble with the law?

lmao nope but who knows

11. what color socks are you wearing?

black with bunch of gray and bluish dots on them, they r super warm

12. bath or shower?

showerrr, way too lazy for the bath

13. favorite kind of music?

whenever the mood takes me so most likely everything

14. how many pillows do you sleep on?

two, i put my face between and fall alseep immediately, dont know how i got there lol

15. what position to you sleep in?

either on my back or the stomach(ik ik unhealthy and everything but i cant help it)

16. what don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

complete darkness, i sleep with a night light(im not as cool as u think i am)

17. what do you eat for breakfast?

changes everyday but mostly either pancakes or eggs

18. have you ever tried archery?

nope, im useless at any type of sport ngl

19. what are your favorite fruits?

green apples, bananas and avocados(is avocado a fruit? im too lazy to google)

20. favorite swear word?

never thought of it but i guess “dick nugget” bc i call my friend that way😂 (also fuck, its like the most used word in my vocab)

21. do you have any scars?

on my left knee, fell from a scooter

22. are you a good liar?

i want to say yes but im not sure

23. what is your personality type?

INFJ-T(i literally took the test bc i was so curious, idk is this result a good or a bad thing?)

24. what is your favorite type of girl?

idk, it changes and honestly i dont think i have a type at this point

25. right or left handed?

right handed, my left hand is so useless sometimes

26. favorite food?

any type of potatoes, i love em

27. are you clean or messy?

clean all the way, sometimes procrastinate tho

28. favorite foreign food?

italian and mexican

29. how long does it take you to get ready?

prob 5 to 10 minutes

30. most used phrase?

“i dont know”, i mean u could prob tell😂

31. are you a good singer?

nopeee

32. do you sing to yourself?

eh more like hum some random song that i dont remember

33. biggest fear?

prob fear of heights?

34. do you like short or long hair?

both r cool, but with my rounded face, only long suits me😭

35. are you into gossip?

no, but ppl always tell me gossip for some reason so idk

36. extrovert or introvert?

introvert all the wayyy

37. favorite school subject?

history

38. what makes you nervous?

driving and phone calls(ikr, have no idea how i survive this far)

39. who was your first real crush?

girl with bright red jacket in 8th grade, wonder how she is doing now

40. how many piercings do you have?

two(my ears basically), prob have more in future

41. how fast can you run?

ive been told im horrible at running but i try my best

42. what makes you angry?

there is always something new everytime so idk

43. do you like your own name?

yeah, i think its unique and cool, for short i prefer kam or kama tho

44. what are your weaknesses?

social anxiety and just anxiety in general lmao

45. what are your strengths?

good listener, patient ish, and prob napping during the day

46. what color is your bed spread?

light mustard, brown ish?

47. what color is your room?

rlly light blue

[cockyroaches]

How y'all see me whenever i get obsessed with Baby and what his story could have been

[nyxi-pixie]

ik we all brainrot about every byler scene ever but i can recite both of their fights and i think thats really slay. unprompted word for word perfect delivery.

i get bored and start reciting the 4x02 fight in my head during school bro😭 trying to do history coursework and my brain is just 'which is why you decided to be a douche all day??? I wasnt being a douche! you were you wer-'

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

How about B, I, L, U, V for our big boi Theo? :3c

Sure thing, bub!! Theo hcs coming right up! 💙💙💙💙

I really hope you like them!!!! :3c

Fluff ABCs Template here for requests

Body -- What is his favorite part of her body?

Do y’all have any idea how hard it is for me to answer this letter without making this horny hours.

ANYWAY losing my mind because my instinct was to respond with “her tears.” And then my brain was like. Minnie that’s not a part of the body…that’s not how any of this works…But let’s pretend for a moment like I am valid, shall we?

No cap, I die on this hill. And my answer comes in two parts. The first reason tears destroy him like nothing else is because of how much she feels for the van Gogh brothers tbh. I think Theodorus is very accustomed to their situation being seen through a lens of indifference, a kind of “oh well, what can be done ¯\_(ツ)_/¯” especially. While he may argue that he’s used to it, he’s full of shit. It hurts every time–even more so because people are being dismissive about the person he loves most in the world (other than her, of course.) He’ll be silent for the most part, usually pretty stoic if those things come up, but the way her eyes glisten with tears just undoes him. He feels stupid to be so affected, but it’s something else entirely when somebody actually gives a damn. Somehow it's harder to keep his composure under that gaze...

The second reason is more about teasing. He can’t resist getting a reaction out of her sometimes, or seeing her brought to frustrated tears. That lovely blush overtaking the tips of her ears and face, to say nothing if it happens during nsfw hours. They make her face shine, a visible manifestation of all the emotion he tries so hard to deny–to run from–that it just moves him like nothing else. Where he can't find words or proper expression, she always does. Leonardo said once that a single glance at that man and you can tell he’s in love with art. And he was right, save that that kind of passion can be found in him again in moments like this. Alone, driving her to madness and pleasure.

It’s the part of him that belongs to her, and her alone.

Injury -- How would he act if she got hurt?

Lmao call Vincent instead of Theo if you actually want anything productive to be done about it.

I’m KIDDING mostly but to be honest I think he has a hard time hiding his distress when MC is hurt. If it’s something small he’ll try to play it off as mild irritation, muttering about oblivious hondjes and how she needs to be more careful. If it’s something like a bruise or a bandaged cut–maybe she bumped into something–he’ll just clumsily try to pat the pain away. Don’t try to hide it from him either because he has eyes like a hawk and will expose you. He’ll be a dumdum but it’s really sweet because he’ll be so gentle over such a tiny wound (it always amuses Dazai so much) that all the men will have to kind of hold back laughter. They don’t mean to mock the guy but he takes it so seriously it’s a little bit funny. Vincent is so unironically proud of him for being sensitive though and it’s enough to make a girl cry TwT

If it’s a very serious injury I am sorry but you are getting nothing but probably a panic attack from him. He doesn’t really do well with even the slightest suggestion of losing a loved one, so if she breaks a bone or experiences excessive bleeding–whatever the risk may be to her life–he is fighting to stay in control of his body’s response. He’s trying so hard to be strong for her, but he can hardly breathe and his vision is a little fuzzy and did they say she would be unconscious for a few days? Needless to say he’s a bit of a mess. Ideally, Vincent would do his best to help the guy stabilize while he waits for things to improve, but it’s touch and go for a bit there.

When she wakes up, he needs as much gentleness as she does in many respects. The stress attacks and constant distress have just resulted in so much tension and exhaustion, he doesn’t even have the energy for any verbal swipes at anyone. (I was going to say “he’s just a big puppy” but the irony hit me so hard I literally couldn’t finish typing the sentence). He just really needs lots of kisses and hand holds and promises she isn’t going anywhere, completely unprompted. Not to be emo (WAKE ME UP) but he really needs to be brought back to life slowly, in a way. He’ll get better with some time and assurance that she’s going to make it, but oTL hondje please, he can only take so many heart attacks in one lifetime.

Love -- How does he show her he loves her?

He does not.

I’m KIDDING but I stand by the fact that he’s more of a show than tell type of guy. He has a really, really hard time verbalizing everything that he feels, so I think the person he loves would ideally have to keep that in mind. He’s lowkey but very classy, imo. Gets surprise flowers every once in a while, buys groceries after work all the time if she needs things at home, always reliable with taking care of their finances (and in general). I feel like the thing about Theodorus is that he’s the quiet romantic; he won’t smooth talk or endlessly go on about love, but when she needs him? He’s there. Come hell or high water. When things are hard, when things feel impossible, when life just feels like one slap in the face after another–he’s warm and there and steady, leading her by the hand.

He's very proactive about just about anything other than expressing his feelings directly, so write that down--

Upset --How does he act when she's upset?

LMFAO catch him crashing at Vincent’s place tonight, no thanks murderous hondje ain’t it for me, sorry sweaty.

All jokes aside, I think he’s the type of guy who just has no idea how to handle it. I mean she’s the one that’s usually pretty stable emotionally, so when she isn’t it tends to be a big deal–the cause of her foul mood has got to be sizable. While he may be stymied upfront, will most likely go after the root cause of her distress and kill it with a hammer when her back is turned. Nobody upsets his hondje (unless it’s him) and gets away with it. The man has two modes: kill and more kill, and so he uses the second one as necessary in these situations.

That being said, it doesn't mean he's completely bereft of sensitivity. If it's a more sorrowful kind of upset, he'll try to make time for a lot of cuddling and pampering. Get her things she likes to eat/drink, rub her back gently, put on a movie she likes (even if it's boring to him). He hopes that some care and a few little distractions will be enough to calm her soon. He loves his hondje best when she's smiling, after all ùwú

Vaunt -- What is he proud of? Does he like to show her off?

Oh my goddddddd. Bih. If this man suffers from a cardinal sin, it’s pride I swear. Even if he’s Mr. Bad Mood Stink Face he will literally never say a bad word about her. There are so many people convinced he’s deadass got some kind of disorder because he has scary face, but also looks so delighted at the same time it's terrifying. Gets all puffed up about what a hard worker she is, how talented, how he couldn’t have done any of this without her. Even when he’s roaring drunk, now he just rambles on and cries about how much he loves her and Vincent and it’s beyond hilarious. Would throw down for her, would die for her, would steal a clown’s balloon for her–you name it.

She can do absolutely no wrong, so write that down.

Has a love hate relationship with showing her off (in the more blatant way) though because. Homewrecking. Does she look lovely in that dress? Undoubtedly so. If he sees one more gross lustful/covetous gaze directed at her though, he’s just gonna leave with her in tow. (He would throw hands but she doesn't like that.) Y’all know the whole Lord of The Rings’ “My p r e c i o u s” thing? That’s his vibe LMFAO. Depending on his mood he will either be like "hell yeah that's my wife you jealous bih, I'm the luckiest guy ever ik now buzz off" or he will just get more and more lowkey steamed until they leave.

[pathologising]

help fr rn i'm being bored out of my mind at this mf ranting bt the same small thing for like two hours already and then they will just go all haha ik u dont gaf like baby if u keep that shit up i wont <3 like on god start paying i know i gained a talent for pulling shit out of my ass in terms of consoling ppl but its like <3 please for the love of god stop being annoying abt it or i'm going to start just saying "idgaf die <3" each time <3

if they're emotionally dumping on you unprompted and treating you as an outlet for anything that upsets them then you are absolutely allowed to tell them that you're uncomfortable! Its nice to be a shoulder to lean on and sometimes we all need a friend we can go to but we arent inherently entitled to be someone's personal therapist at any time. You are allowed to set boundaries and I recommend telling them outright "hey I'm sorry but I'm just not in a place rn where I can handle that" and if you setting a boundary like that makes them upset well then thats their issue tbh!

[princelettow-archive]

Octavius & Haseya babey!! (Bonus Jolene & Dan if you're up for it jdhsvs ik we need to develop them BUT)

it’s mojave brain time!!!! under the cut because Long!

octavius & haseya:

who hogs the duvet: at first glance i’d say no one particularly does - they’re both used to sleeping still BUT my money is on haseya, if only to make him shiver all night because it’s what he deserves!

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: if we pretend phones exist in the fawwout universe i’d say octavius does! mostly short texts when he’s on breaks, will only call if he needs anything or if she tells him she needs to talk!

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: octavius hasn’t given a gift in his entire life so whatever haseya does it will definitely be more creative than anything he can come up with hksd

who gets up first in the morning: haseya does! they both wake up early but octavius might enjoy some lazying around before actually getting up

who suggests new things in bed: haseya because she tops and everyone knows that

who cries at movies: probably haseya if only because octavius hasn’t cried in his whole life (and it shows, the man just needs a good Vent)

who gives unprompted massages: they both do! but mostly octavius to help her ease the pain in her legs and feet after a long day, he has good hands for massages!

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: octavius fhskd he worries a lot! 

who gets jealous easiest: i’d say octavius too! mostly because haseya interacts with more people than he does so there are more opportunities for him to feel jealous (he just has No Friends)

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: octavius because he never listened to music when he was in flagstaff and with the legion so you know he’d like the most awful songs he can find

who collects something unusual: probably haseya since octavius doesn’t even have that many personal belongings to begin with and the whole time he spends in the mojave he doesn’t really have a home he could place his collection in!

who takes the longest to get ready: octavius, he’s got big vain energy and won’t leave until his hair is perfectly brushed and braided and his armor looks neat and polished!

who is the most tidy and organised: octavius! he’s controlling in every single aspect of his life so you know he will get pissed if that one spear is just 0.3 cm to the right

who gets most excited about the holidays: i think they both start caring about holidays once they get together and start a family! i doubt either of them got the chance to really celebrate them in the past so it’s not like they have any traditions, but they would do it for their kids!!

who is the big spoon/little spoon: haseya is the little spoon because she feels protected when he embraces her and that’s a rock fact

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: oh they probably both do! octavius is extremely competitive and will never back down and i don’t see haseya being too happy to lose against a legionnaire either so it’s a match to the death

who starts the most arguments: they don’t argue much, not anymore since their go to argument starter was all legion stuff. they have great communication so they’d rather solve things before they develop into big messes 

who suggests that they buy a pet: haseya already thinks taking care of octavius is burdensome enough, they don’t need a pet!! animals also don’t seem to like octavius so he’s not a big fan of them either

what couple traditions they have: not to be corn knee but they like to braid each other’s hair and to bathe together! kind of a way to relax and just let go for a bit!

what other couple they hang out with: jolene & dan once octavius is free from the legion and they settle down in the mojave to live free :^)

how they spend time together as a couple:

who made the first move: i think haseya did! mostly because octavius has always gone with her pace, so he didn’t move unless she did, that’s why haseya tops

who brings flowers home: octavius in an attempt to be romantic but haseya just looks at them like “what am i supposed to do with these, tavi?”

who is the best cook: haseya!! she’s more used to it too so it makes sense, they both share absolute disgust towards pre-war canned food so both of them end up cooking anyway, but haseya is way better at it

jolene & dan:

who hogs the duvet: that’s jolene probably haksj she tosses and turns around A LOT and she’s used to sleeping alone so she still thinks she owns the place and just wraps herself up with the whole duvet (she feels rly bad if she wakes up and notices it though)

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: i mean they kinda work in the same place so they see each other everyday! but jolene is usually busy with Big Boss stuff (plus if she has to work for 🏠 on something it’ll probably take her some time) so if we pretend phones exist in the fawwout universe then i’d say dan checks up on her!! (with his -100 luck the message probably doesn’t properly send :/)

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: jolene 8) she really likes giving gifts to people so she thinks about them A Lot (her first gift to him is probably a working lighter though jskds)

who gets up first in the morning: jo has lots of work to do so she does! she was also used to getting up early while she was with the legion so it stuck

who suggests new things in bed: 🤔🤔🤔🤔 never know what to answer in these ngl!!! maybe jolene? or it’s 50/50? i think they have communication when it comes to this babey!!

who cries at movies: i like to think dan does fhdsk jolene gets emotional but very rarely cries!! 

who gives unprompted massages: dan!!! he can sense when she’s stressed or has tensions so he Works on helping her relax!!

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: dan!! jolene has big “i can’t afford to be sick, i have work to do” energy so he would have to drag her to bed like please take care of herself

who gets jealous easiest: i fink dan!! because jo is the big boss and ofc she’s pretty and they want to get in her good side and sometimes the guys she does business with flirt with her and if he’s around it’s like :/ 

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: jolene because she unironically likes johnny guitar

who collects something unusual: dan collects lighters that don’t work!! jk but i can somehow see him having some sort of silly collection he’s secretly very proud of fjsdk

who takes the longest to get ready: jolene! she has a very set routine each morning and she takes forever to be done with it rip gotta take care of that nice hair and skin tho!

who is the most tidy and organised: i think jolene! she has to keep a lot of things in order around the casino so it’s like second nature for her!

who gets most excited about the holidays: probably both of them! mostly because the strip gets really nice during holiday times and it’s always a welcoming change!

who is the big spoon/little spoon: jolene is the little spoon and dan is the big spoon 😈 she likes feeling protected and safe!!! it’s nice nd cute!!

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports:

who starts the most arguments: i don’t think they argue much!! none of them strike me as the kind of people who enjoy getting into arguments so if smth is bothering them i think they just talk about it like civilised people!

who suggests that they buy a pet: dan kinda wants a pet bcs the tops is a boring place but jolene is like “i don’t think the visitors would appreciate it”

what couple traditions they have: this is kinda silly but 🤡 when jolene is v tired or stressed they go to the penthouse suite and slow dance to songs that play in radio new vegans

what other couple they hang out with: they could hang out with octavius and haseya hdfska other than that i don’t know if there’s any other couples around 🕵️

how they spend time together as a couple: i think they mostly just relax in the penthouse suite!! maybe they go on a fancy date to the ultra luxe from time to time? jolene doesn’t leave the strip much so everything they do has to be around there!

who made the first move: probably jolene!!! mostly bcs her being the boss and everything… i mean she was probably kinda eyes/heart emoji about him for a bit because she found him Cute and endearing!! she’s not really the flirty type but she probably flashed a few more smiles his way 

who brings flowers home: dan does because that’s a gentlemen-like thing to do!! she keeps them in a vase and waters them because it’s cute alright 🤡

who is the best cook: mmmmm i think jolene! she’s been cooking ever since she was in her teens so she has experience and also she was alone for a long time so she was used to it!