#im SURE there are comics when bruce is actually loving and not riddled by his stupid fucking issues

[jennrypan]

Everytime I see anything with Canon Bruce I feel a terrible case of fuck this bitch disrespectfully disease 😶

I want him turned into a little lizard and someone to put him in a little box with holes in it. Keep him in there forever.

I miss when he was actually cool and not the guy that forced his morals on all his kids and then attacked them when they go against him, and whenever he gets mind controlled he brutally maims them despite them all being skilled and should all be able to whoop his ass. (ALLL. of them.)

Like God fucking DAMMIT. I'd like a comic rec where Bruce and Jason actually have good moments and where he's with all his kids and Bruce is actually being a good dad. (I know WFA exists but I'm talking bout actual canon comics and the art in that comic for the girls are..okay so eh. I love the batfam in it tho.)

Like i get drama but when it becomes a constant thing I'm seeing..Bruce always turns out to be a dick. (Sorry not sorry will never be on the side of the parent that canonly punched his oldest for asking about his dead brother, then throw a batterang at his second son's neck just to keep joker alive, then proceeded to continue to act as if said son is insane for killing one of the jokers, THEN proceeds to basically lobomize the same son, and left him alone and scared. I can't speak on how he treats the rest cuz I haven't spent much focus on them my bad.)

[isolationstreet]

I love all ur comic nygmobblepot headcanond oh my god!!! Theyre all so great!! Do you have *even* more? How about a happy time or smth? Im sorry for bothering its just your ideas were 👌👌👌

what do you guys think i do all day? just sit around coming up with headcanons???? you’d be right! and i promise youre not bothering me i absolutely love writing these   

when they first started dating oswald bought and learned most of the riddles in a puzzle book in an attempt to impress ed and he tried to play it off like he was just that smart; need less to say ed found the book but was still touched that his boyfriend actually took the time to participate in his special interests anyway especially since hes so used to people not like his dad, the bullies, batman, etc thats just what hes grown to expect out of people so yeah it meant a lot to him 

one time they used sleeping gas from one of oswald’s umbrellas on bruce just so that they could spray paint question marks and umbrellas all over the batmobile before running away giggling 

when ed became reformed and oswald was surprised and when he saw how happy he even just for a moment considered reforming again in grandiose penguin triumphant form though while he ultimately decided against it he was still v accepting of ed’s reform and was just happy he was happy and no longer in a coma 

oswald’s worst fear is ed’s brain cancer returning and having to watch the love of his life slowly slip away just as he has lost everything else he has ever cared about :)

oswald calls ed his beautiful boy and always points out how smart he is and helps make sure hes proud of his accomplishments even when a plan fails because growing up bullied oswald learned just how important having a support system in place is and ed absolutely devours the attention