#im a little birthday boyy

[amorest-viesse]

[Indulge This Night of Dreams With Me] - Rustica SSR Card Story Translation

Ft. Akira with brief Chloe appearance and Western Wizard mention

The Flowering Wonderland With You ~An Invitation for Rustica~ - Chapter 1

[Manor Main Entrance]

Akira: Rustica and Chloe. Welcome back.

Rustica: Hello, Master Sage.

Chloe: We’re hoome! Whew, that was fun!

Akira: Whoa, that’s a lot of stuff! Did you guys just come back from the West?

Rustica: Yes, we were catching a play in the City of Affluence.

Rustica: Then, on our way home, we came across a delightful little sweets shop and picked up a few things… Ah, where did they go?

Casting his spell, the pile of boxes began to unpack itself, teacups and buttons scattering through the air.

Akira: Ahaha, you really went all out on your shopping spree.

Chloe: There’s just so much to see that we always end up buying too much, but just look at these gloves I got for Rustica!

Rustica: Right you are, Chloe. All the designs were so lovely, oh if only I had ten hands to wear them all…

Sensing that the conversation was about to derail, I quickly interjected with what I’d actually come to say.

Akira: Um, before we get to that, there’s something I wanted to ask Rustica…

Rustica: Me?

Akira: Yes, I’d like to invite you to the Flowering Wonderland.

Chloe: Oh that’s right! It’s Rustica’s birthday soon!

Rustica: Ah yes, I’ve heard about this from Shylock and Murr. It’s like a pocket-sized playground, is it not?

Akira: That’s right. It really is an incredible place, so I’d love to take you there for your birthday!

Rustica: Why, it’d be my pleasure to come along. I’m already looking forward to it.

The Flowering Wonderland With You ~An Invitation for Rustica~ - Chapter 2

[Rustica’s Room]

When the appointed day arrived, I made my way to Rustica’s room. A gentle fragrance was lingering in the air when I arrived.

Akira: What a lovely smell… Are you drinking tea right now?

Rustica: Why yes, it’s a blend we picked up the other day. I thought I’d drink some to relax before you came by.

Rustica: I was simply beside myself with excitement for today’s adventure after all.

Akira: I’m really happy to hear that. I’ve been looking forward to today too.

Akira: By the way, are you alright with leaving this late at night? It’s around bedtime, isn't it?

Rustica: That’s perfectly fine by me. It’s a privilege to be able to stay up late, and the atmosphere of the night makes everything feel like a pleasant dream.

Akira: I suppose you have a point. In that case, let’s head off!

I handed Rustica the invitation—a card shaped like the door to a park—which he placed upon the table.

Rustica: The flowers on here are just lovely. Did you decorate this yourself?

Akira: Yes, I thought I’d personalize just for you.

Akira: Now, all you have to do is write your name on the invitation and cast your spell. After that, a door will open and take us to the park.

Rustica: Oh, what a fun little trick. …<<Amorest Viesse>>

As the card began to glow, a door manifested before us, slowly creaking open and filling the room with mist.

♡♥♡

[Flowering Wonderland]

When the fog cleared, the scenery before us had completely changed. We were surrounded by all sorts of magical rides and attractions—a setting straight out of a fairy tale.

Rustica: Oh how wonderful! The rainbow-colored clouds, the benches dressed in flower petals… Just the sight of it makes my heart soar.

Rustica: Oh? When did I change clothes? I must’ve been so caught up in my surroundings that I completely forgot.

Akira: Every guest who comes here gets their outfit changed by the park itself. I think it suits you perfectly.

Rustica: Why thank you. Not only do I get to spend the night with you, I’ll look my very best doing it as well. How wonderful!

Akira: Don’t forget that I’m the one who’s treating you tonight! Why don’t we take a walk around the area?

Rustica: I’d be delighted to.

As we explored the park, we came across a band of tin dolls popping rainbow-colored corn and playing toy instruments on a wagon by the roadside.

With a look of wonder on his face, Rustica seemed enchanted by it all.

Rustica: Haha, how cute. It feels as if I’m strolling through the loveliest dream.

Rustica: Ah… Look there, Master Sage. The horses are dancing to the music.

Akira: Do you want to ride them with me? The other wizards liked these flying horses too.

Suddenly, two of them descended to the ground, allowing us to climb on their backs. After we got on, they whirled back into the air.

Akira: How are you doing?

Rustica: I’m having a wonderful time. It’s quite fun to soar through the skies on something other than a broom for a change.

Rustica: …Oh? It seems like there’s something coming towards us.

The Flowering Wonderland With You ~An Invitation for Rustica~ - Chapter 3

Looking upwards, I could see a large gondola making its way through the sky. The oars on both sides were moving on their own, rowing through the air like water.

Akira: How pretty… It sparkles like jewel stones.

Rustica: Its passengers appear to be enjoying their dazzling trip through the skies as well.

Following Rustica’s line of sight, I saw a group of brightly colored birds perched on the edge of the boat. Just like the gondola, their beaks and feathers glittered and gleamed.

Rustica: Hello, my darlings.

Akira: Ahaha, how cute. They’re landing on your arm.

The little birds began to tug on Rustica playfully, nipping the fabric of his coat with their beaks.

Then, they began to flap their wings, gently lifting him into the air as if they were carrying him away.

Rustica: Oh my.

Akira: R- Rustica!

He leaned towards me and I instinctively reached out my hand to grab him.

Grasping it, he came close and whispered in a soft voice, almost like he was comforting me.

Rustica: There’s absolutely nothing to worry about. I don’t intend on parting from you tonight.

Still holding his hand, I began to gently float into the sky as well.

Like an invitation to ride, the birds slowly lowered us into the gondola.

Akira: That scared me for a second… I really thought they were about to take you away.

Rustica: I suppose the birds simply wanted to show me something special.

As the gondola glided through the air, the two of us gazed down at sparkling scenery that drifted by. It was a beautiful sight.

Akira: (It feels like looking down from a ferris wheel. What an incredible view…)

Rustica: This is a truly marvelous place—perfect for spending time with the people you love.

Rustica was looking downwards, fixed upon the scenery that spread out below us. However, I felt like there was a tinge of sadness in his eyes. Was it a trick of the light?

Akira: Um…

Hearing my voice, Rustica raised his head to meet my gaze once again. His lips curved into a gentle smile.

Rustica: It’s truly my pleasure to be here with you on this special day.

Rustica: Tonight, you are my one and only partner.

As he spoke, something soft and white landed on my knees. Flower petals were drifting down from the sky like snow.

Akira: (I suppose it’s time to go back…)

Once the park deemed its guests sufficiently satisfied, the door to reality would open once more. The flower petals were a sign that our time was nearly finished.

Rustica: Oh, how lovely.

Rustica closed his eyes and stretched out his hands as if catching the falling petals. Before long, the entire area was enveloped in mist.

♡♥♡

[Rustica’s Room]

When everything cleared, we were standing back in Rustica’s room.

Akira: …Looks like we’re home.

Rustica: Indeed we are.

Rustica’s gaze dropped to the card in his hands, eyes gleaming with fondness.

Rustica: I’d like to thank you for the wonderful evening. I had a truly delightful time. Thus… it’d be a shame to part now.

As Rustica spoke, he conjured a little bottle out of thin air. Uncorking the top, a sweet fragrance filled the room.

Akira: Oh? That smells like…

Rustica: It’s floral liquor. I thought it’d be a perfect accompaniment to the flowers on my card.

Akira: I think so too. It smells wonderful, and the bottle design is really cute too.

Akira: I didn’t expect alcohol though. Aren’t you more of a tea person?

Rustica: Perhaps I simply wanted to lose myself in a dream for a little while longer…

Rustica: However, this is but one of the many souvenirs we bought the other day. There are still stores of tea and sweets to go through.

Rustica: Thus, would you mind staying a bit more and keeping me company? We could call Chloe over and have our own little late night tea party.

It was just like Rustica to make a request like this, but I couldn’t help but smile and nod anyways.

Akira: That sounds like fun. It’s a privilege to be able to stay up late, right? And besides, today’s your special day.

Akira: Happy birthday, Rustica!

Party in the Skies - Card Episode

[Rustica’s Room]

Akira: This tea is delicious!

Rustica: I’m glad you like it. Us Western wizards have grown quite fond of it lately.

Rustica: The others threw a sky party for my birthday recently, so I thought I’d treat them to some tea in return.

Akira: A sky… party?

Rustica: Yes. After I told them about our little trip to the Flowering Wonderland, they took it as a challenge to throw an even better party for me.

Akira: I- I see. Well, having a party in the skies seems like it’d be a lot of fun if the weather’s in your favor. There’s certainly a lot of open air to play around in.

Akira: Were you flying on your brooms? Or perhaps you were having a floating tea party?

Rustica: We did both among other things. However, if I had to say, the bathtub was probably the most delightful part.

Rustica: There’s nothing quite like soaking in warm water and simply letting the heat wash over you. It was a truly wonderful, relaxing way to pass the time…

Akira: You were doing what!? In the sky!?

Rustica: Taking a hot bath while drinking and chatting. It’s not often that you get the chance to do that, right? Especially in the skies.

Akira: I- I suppose you have a point… I mean, it’s certainly the first I’m hearing of something like that.

Akira: (Western wizards sure come up with some pretty incredible ideas…)

Rustica: Last of all, Chloe gave me a handmade bathrobe for my birthday. The material is so soft to the touch that I’m sure it’ll have me sleeping like a baby tonight.

Rustica: However, I would like to have a sky party again some time. Would you care to join me then, Master Sage?

Home Screen Voice Line

“It’s customary to indulge the star of the show on their birthday, is it not? In that case, I’d like for you to come to my birthday party. If you could grant me this, then I’d consider all my birthday wishes fulfilled.”

[beetlejuicesgraveyardrevue]

heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy

[kylejsugarman]

IM A LITTLE BIRTHDAY BOYY :D

[xullianspamnoham]

@iatetheglue

AND THEN..... AND THEN MAFIA WOULD LOOK AT HIS LITTLE BOYY...... AND IN SOME INTIMATE MOMENT, HIS 18TH BIRTHDAY OR WHATEVER

"Whered all the time go, huh?"

AND HED BE STARING AT HIM AND REMEMBER HOW HE USED TO BE ABLE TO HOLD HIM. HE COULD HOLD HIM. HOWD GET SO BIG. UGH. UGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART MY HEART

AND MAFIAS NOT ONE FOR SPEECHES, BUT DAMMNIT HELL HALF-ASS THIS ONE. AND. AND HE JUST TALKS ABOUT HOW HE USED TO BE THE BEST LITTLE KID, ALWAYS KIND, ALWAYS CURIOUS. HE LOVES HIS LITTLE BOY. AND HE'LL ALWAYS MISS HOW HE USED TO HOLD HIM. BUT HE LOVES HIS BOY NOW. HIS KID. HIS BIG, STRONG SON. THE BEST SON ANYONE COULD ASK FOR. AND HES TEARING UP. AND HES CRYING. AND HE. HE. WAAAAAAA MY HEART IM SOBBING

[wepon]

im really glad the gollum game is not good. there is no timeline where that game should have been good. that is an obscure ps2 game that slipped through the cracks of time and accidentally got developed in 2023. it was meant to release on ps2 and have a hilarious but fun and dedicated speed run community and that was it. if it was good we would have had some quantum issues

heyheyheyyy c'maahn he's a little guy

he's just a little guyy

noo

it's also his birthday, he's a little birthday boyy

[caffeled]

im a little guy im just a little guyy it's also my birthday im a little birthday boyy

[beefstrugglenoff]

@( ' > ' )@  hiiiii it’s my boithday todayyyyy hiiii

could I get a cheeky art promo, i’m not good at uhh networking but my arts rilly important to me so it'd mean shallot :) ❤️💛💚💙 cheers love youse.

[asukafigure]

BIRTHDAY BOY !!! ME ! AM OLDER NOW !!!!! HE HE !!! SO OLD AND AGED LIKE CHEESE AND WINE !!!

[vnusplanetoflove]

the petite and fertile perhaps breedable meme is just the silly rabbit meme for people whose im a little birthday boyy meme is the meow meow boy meme 

[flagellant]

FedEx plsssss im just a little birthday boyy...its my birthday, where is my package, it's my birthday, you wouldnt not give me my package when its my birthdayyyyyy

[incorrect-comicaurora]

kendal: vash was a god! im just some guy

meanwhile, vash: hii im a guy im a little birthday boyy its my birthday im just a guy now tell me all your weaknesses

[wisebilly]

Mono when a monster is about to attack him: heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy /c

SROAJSHSHAHAH IM CRYINF

[kylejsugarman]

IM A LITTLE BIRTHDAY BOYY

[5-pp-man]

Now that trial 1 has ended and i’ve had time to rethink every judgement so far… i actually agree w them all (mostly) - Haruka actually needed to catch a break fr, so innocent is good. I’m interested to see more of his story though, since it’s unclear who exactly he killed. Most popular theory seems to be his ‘brother’ (who may or may not exist), but I’m leaning towards him having committed suicide - Yuno is tricky, because if it turns out to just be an abortion, she’s simply innocent, no ifs ands or buts. But if she actually had the child and ended up neglecting it (or something else...) she might not be all that great... (keep in mind that she’s only 18 though) - Futa already regrets what he’s done, but that just caused him to double down on convincing himself that he did the right thing, but being voted guilty will most likely make him admit that he actually screwed up - Mu was pretty unanimously decided to be innocent (and i agree), but like, i kind of hope that we learn more about her so that the scales will tip a bit more? just to make it a bit more interesting. For now I completely think she was justified (i’ve been in a similar situation unfortunately. didnt kill anyone though) - Initially it pissed me off that ppl said Shidou was innocent, but now i’ve realised that this will have much more of an effect on him since he *wanted* ppl to vote him guilty (and so did jackalope for some reason?). lets see how he reacts when things dont go his way (again. lmao) - Mahiru doesn’t see herself as guilty at all so her being voted guilty will most likely make her see through the ruse (or it’ll just piss her off idk) - I’m a big Kazui enjoyer but like. he absolutely cheated (or at least intended to, or broke it off w his wife for another woman at the very least). didn’t kill his wife though. so on the topic of murder he’s innocent - Amane is convinced that what happened was okay, so this will hopefully make her question the faith *cough*cult*cough* she was brought up in. Though I still think it’s rlly funny that ppl looked at a child and were essentially like ‘death sentence’ - Mikoto knows he’s guilty, but he’s convincing himself (and others) that he’s innocent, most likely to cope with the way his life has turned out. Dunno if this guilty verdict will make him admit it or if it’ll just make him double down on the ‘guys im just a little birthday boyy’ schtick and/or get angry. i’m thinking the latter, given the threat at the end of his mv - Kotoko did nothing wrong. so what if she enjoys killing pedos and other scumbags? all the more power to her

[niks-archive-2]

Bruno ABSOLUTELY does pull the "hey im just a little guyy im just a little guy you wouldnt hurt a little guy would you? And its my birthday im just a little birthday boyy-" on sheer youngest brother reflex when threatened

[vaas]

got really mad about this a couple of days ago and just remembered it and now im mad again. fucking go to martial arts with me. "no time/cant afford a membership/not interested in martial arts" those are fair excuses. but people keep fucking complaining to me that theyre "touch starved" or they want to "work out anger" or they want to work out period and im like "great! do you want to do jiu-jitsu with me?" and theyre always like "noooo..... im a baby.... a little birthday babbbyyyy..... im a little birthday boyy......" 👁️👄👁️ Come On Bitch. at this point i havent been to bjj since 2019 and i really want to go back but its a GRAPPLING class you cant social distance GRAPPLING and a mask will get torn off. like. partnering with someone in ones bubble is the safest option! and i fucking cant! anger!