#im actually like frothing rn im so mad

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode ten :: MADNESS, BADNESS.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔lewis + y/n = combination

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.

☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3

y/n: lew are u awake

lew <3: yeah i’m up

y/n: wait did i wake u up

lew <3: no no dw i couldn’t sleep

lew <3: why are you up tho doll?

lew <3: it’s almost two in the morning

y/n: i couldn’t sleep either <3

y/n: remember the demo lyrics i showed you like three days ago??

lew <3: the one you began writing on the boat?

y/n: yeahhhh that one

lew <3: yeah ofc

y/n: can u help me finish it?

y/n: if you’re not busy ofc

lew <3: never too busy for you doll

lew <3: plus i’m not really doing anything rn

y/n:

lew <3: you and those memes lmfao

lew <3: how can i help you doll

y/n: oh

y/n: i was actually hoping you’d come over

y/n: i’m just chilling in my home studio

lew <3: studio you said???

lew <3: you don’t even have to ask twice

lew <3: putting on my shoes

y/n: omg oh my god okay omg

y/n: y/n x xnda????

lew <3: whewwwwwww 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

lew <3: let me cook alright

y/n: get in there lewis

lew <3: omw !!!

y/n: pls bring roscoe

lew <3: dw i will

lew <3: i said your name once and he immediately woke up

y/n: 😭😭

y/n: i miss him sm

lew <3: on our way doll :)))

y/n

♡ liked by lewishamilton, yukitsunoda0511 and 7,204,108 others.

y/n it’s just me and you

tagged: roscoelovescoco, lewishamitlon

592,495 comments.

username Y/N’S IN THE STUDIO ALERT 🚨

username BITCH IS THAT ROSCOE???!?!?????!?!?

→ username IT IS SHE TAGGED THE ACCOUNT

→ username ROSCOE MUSICAL DEBUT???

→ username producer tag is woof woof

username y/n???? and lewis??? in the studio???? i’m excited????

username YESSSS NEW MUSIC SOON PLS 🔥🔥🔥

username LET HER COOK LET HER COOK 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

username YES GOD PLS

username Y/N AND XNDA????

→ roscoelovescoco y/ns ands roscoe

→ username HOE YOU AINT SLICK

→ username LEWIS DROP THE SONG IMMEDIATELY

→ username OKAY SO THIS JUST CONFIRMED IT

→ username WORLDS COLLIDING????

→ username IM SOOOOOO NORMAL ABT THIS

username LEWIS AND Y/N IN THE STUDIO????

→ username i personally, am frothing at the mouth.

→ username real

carlossainz55 babysitting duty?

→ y/n third wheeling duty actually

→ lewishamilton i was the third wheel 🙋🏾

→ username OHMYGODOHMYGOD

→ username Y/N X XNDA WHEN

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username OMFGGGGGGG

roscoelovescoco i’s missed yous y/ns 🐾

→ username i once again say, hoe you ain’t slick 🤨

username there’s so much going on i don’t know where to look.

username LEWIS WAS THEREEEEEEE

username BRO IM BOUT TO EXPLODE

y/l/nestate glad you’re in the studio but please get some sleep 🎀

jensonbutton another banger album coming?

→ y/n maybe 🤭

→ username HUHHHHHH

username FATHER JENSON

→ username ANOTHER ALBUM????

→ username MA’AM YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND DIP

→ username Y/N COME BACK 🔪

→ username AYEEEEYOOOOOO

→ username SCREAMINGGGG

→ username BWOAHHHHHH

→ username Y/N I SWEARRRRRR

☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

princess george: so y/n

y/n: jesus christ

princess george: wrong

honey badger: lmfao

y/n: oh this feels like a threat

yukino: it is 🔪🔪🔪

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ^^^

y/n: OH???????

princess george: you and lewis huh 😏

y/n: don’t ever use that emoji ever again omfg

my baby lando: look at her trying to dodge the topic

babygirl alex: no bc literally

chili!: what were you doing in the studio w a boy in the middle of the night young lady 🤨

y/n: papa????

chal eclair: answer the question bae ❤️🔪

wifey lily: yet another man trying to steal my wife i see

angel carmen: no bc has he no self respect? frolicking with a married woman?

girlfriend kika: my wife specifically??

y/n: oh my god 🤭 babe i’m blushing

alabono: bro answer the question

y/n: 🙄🙄🙄🙄

y/n: he helped me with a demo i’m working on

y/n: we wrote a song together is all

yukino: a part of me wants to believe you but the other says you’re hiding shit 🧐

y/n: omfg yuki how dare you

chal eclair: oh so you just hung out?

y/n: yeah man

PIERRE GASLYYYY: “yeah man” right.

PIERRE GASLYYYY: you liar

PIERRE GASLYYYY: roscoe was still at your house this morning when kika facetimed you so lewis is also probably still there

yukino: SO YOU ARE HIDING SHIT???

y/n: wAIT

babygirl alex: LIARRRRRRRR

angel carmen: HOW COULD YOU

y/n: HOLD AWNNNNNN

honey badger: CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU MATE

chili!: ^^^^^^^

y/n: OKAY

y/n: LISTEN

my baby lando: 👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼

y/n: roscoe is at my house bc i’m babysitting him today, lew is busy and i’m keeping an eye on him while in the studio

chal eclair: LEW?????

chal eclair: HE HAS A NICKNAME NOW??

chal eclair: I WAITED TWO YEARS TO GET A NICKNAME AND HE GETS ONE EASILY?

chal eclair: THE BEST I GET OUT OF YOU IS SHAL LEGLEG AND HE GETS A CUTE “LEW”?

chal eclair: no.

chal eclair: tell him to pull up

babygirl alex: relax u can’t hurt a fly even if you wanted

yukino: it’s okay charles i’ll hurt him for you

y/n: neither of you is hurting anyone

my baby lando: i smell a potential father figure

y/n: omg shut up

honey badger: she says as she giggles and kicks her feet

y/n: STOPPP

wifey lily: OH SO YOU ARE GIGGLING KICKING YOUR FEET

yukino: down MISERABLE

y/n: NO IM NOT

princess george: what did he do that has you kicking your feet 🤨

chili!: ^^^^^^

babygirl alex: ^^^^^

yukino: ^^^^^^^

honey badger: ^^^^^

y/n: we didn’t do anything oh my god

alabono: we didn’t ask if YALL did something

alabono: we asked what did HE do

alabono: exposed ur self dummy

wifey lily: i’m so proud of you for clocking that babe

alabono: 😌

my baby lando: WAIT

honey badger: YOU TWOOOO DID SOMETHING

yukino: y/n, spill or i crash into lewis next race

y/n: listen. good fucking god.

y/n: i’m literally powering off my phone after this.

y/n: we kissed in the recording both

my baby lando: HUHHHLDOWIFIW

wifey lily: WHATTTTTDOYOUMEANKISSED

chili!: KISSED??? LIKE MWAH MWAH

alabono: MWAH MWAH IS KILLING MEEEE

PIERRE GASLYYYY: Y/N ANSWER THE PHONE

babygirl alex: THEY KISSEDDDDKDOSK

girlfriend kika: LOOOOOOSING IN MY MIND

honey badger: BITCH COME BACK HERE

angel carmen: MY KNEES ARE WEAK WDYM KISS

princess george: YOU DID WHAT WHERE

chal eclair: HE STILL GOT A NICE ENOUGH NICKNAME BEFORE ME MATE.

y/n added to their story!

☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3

lew <3: today was as long as a mf

lew <3: i got home and wondered why i couldn’t hear any barking

lew <3: forgot my boy was with u lol

y/n: oh fuck u seem rly rly tired

y/n: it’s okay i’ll drop him off dw

y/n: lol at least one of us got work done

lew <3: was ur day not good?

lew <3: what happened doll

y/n: roscoe is soooo fucking adorable :(

y/n: i literally couldn’t pay attention to anything that wasn’t him

y/n: he’s so so so cute it’s was so distracting 🥹 and the problem was that i had him on my lap the entire morning and when i stopped cuddling him he started whining and crying n i felt like a monster

lew <3: awww

lew <3: ur so cute

lew <3: i feel terrible knowing i can’t take him everywhere with me

y/n: he’s so babie i love him soooo much

lew <3: more than me?

y/n: yes obv 🙄 know ur place

lew <3: lmfaoooo

lew <3: come over already doll

y/n: aw man ur taking roscoe away from me :’(

lew <3: i miss my son

lew <3: and i miss my doll too

y/n: making me blush lew

lew <3: if not me then who will

lew <3: btw ur staying for dinner

lew <3: u don’t have a say in this :)

y/n: yes sir!!

lew <3: oh?

lew <3: sir huh?

y/n: 🫢🤭

lew <3: come over.

y/n: omwwww

lewishamilton added to their story!

[stormyoceans]

HAPPY DAY WEARING MORK'S WORKSHOP SHIRT DAY FOR US WHO OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA I'M SO HAPPY. MONICA CONTINUE TO MANIFEST YOU KNOW WHICH SCENE(S) PLEASE

Y'ALL NEED TO PROMISE ME RN YOU'RE GONNA COME VISIT ME AT THE PSYCH WARD BECAUSE WHEN I TELL YOU TODAY IS THE DAY MY COWORKERS FINALLY CALL AN ENTIRE MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS INTERVENTION TEAM ON ME IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING I STOOD UP FROM MY DESK SO FAST I SENT MY CHAIR FLYING ACROSS THE OFFICE AND BARELY STOPPED TO PUT IT BACK IN PLACE BEFORE LOCKING MYSELF IN THE BATHROOM LIKE

THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT SENDS ME OVER THE EDGE. MY GRASP ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS TOO LIMITED TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO PUT INTO WORDS THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO MADNESS IN GOING THROUGH RN NO AMOUNT OF SCREAMING SHAKING CRYING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH THROWING UP BLOOD SPINNING COUNTERCLOCKWISE ON THE FLOOR BITING BARKING HOWLING CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO DESCRIBE IT

NOT ONLY WE'RE GETTING DAY AT MORK'S GARAGE BUT HE'S ACTUALLY HONEST TO GOD FOR REAL WEARING MORK'S SHIRT. WITH NOTHING UNDERNEATH. IM BEING PLAGUED BY VISIONS LIKE WHAT IF. what if mork and day are out for a walk and they get surprised by a sudden downpour so mork takes day to his garage until the rain stops since it's close by, but by the time they get there they're both absolutely soaked so mork lends day one of his work shirt to change into. cue mork having to look away from day because all that skin in display is making him feel stuff and day getting home still wearing mork's shirt and he didn't really pay attention to it while he was still with mork, but in the quiet of his own room the smell of motor oil and cigarette smoke that clings to it is so strong it feels like mork is still standing right next to him and then. AND THEN!!!!!!!!! [GETS SNIPED OUT OF EXISTENCE]

[fagziraphale]

its so funny i spent season one being annoyed by people who were frothing mad about crowley trying to leave earth and now im like okay well we could use a smidgen of that energy in the room rn actually. like not absolutely loathing the idea but also acknowledging that crowley's flight instinct does cause some problems

[miyaur]

Hjkwhc i am actually going fucking mad over your writing its all so good oh my god the way u write welt and geppie has me kicking my feet n giggling like an anime schoolgirl im so serious

Also i saw ur idea about dilf!welt and neighbour!reader and i,,,,, i am frothing at the mouth that's so fucking hot actually

HAHAHAHA TYSM giglges im glad u enjoy my works bab, and im planning to write ab welt n neighbor!reader soon tbh HELP just maybe after what im writing rn and my 1k followers eventt

[mellowgoop]

currently having the weirdest realization about games....

so after tropical freeze changed my life, i had the ubiart rayman games on my mind from some video as other lovingly made high quality AAA platformers that could change my life and i was like. fuck yeah, lets do this again. and yes, rayman legends is incredible, i love it so much!

so im enjoying it more and im like ok, what other AAA platformers are there? its not that i particularly like AAA games mind you, i just appreciated the sheer Detail that was able to go into the 3d country games and the ubiart rayman games bc of their backing. so i thought about it and something very big dawned on me...

there probably sort of isnt..

im just kind of used to there being AAA platformers around as a nintendo player, like im not frothing at the mouth over yoshis crafted world or anything but its there. and ive never really played that much of the other consoles, so i just figured there was a lot of unknown out there where presumable sony and microsoft also had their 2d platforming series, or at least 2d action

they uh, they do not.... and this is where my brain starts to just fricking explode lol. because i think theres the human sense that like, odds are there are people living similar lives to me out there right? like, nintendo layla goes to gamestop to get dreamland deluxe. sony layla goes to best buy to get sackboy runner 2023. microsoft layla goes to Army Depot to get Call of Duty: Platforming Ops. Right? no...... they dont make call of duty platforming ops these days

and then im just GONE right, because think about this: the ubiart rayman games were just two things. i genuinely cant find another example rn of another big company making a beloved 2010s platformer or anything close (just child of light from ubi art) so then i go holy shit ok, so its just nintendo mostly?

AND THEN I REALIZE: MARIO AINT HAD ONE IN TEN YEARS. just maker! and im pretty much losing it. country is dead. metroid is a blue moon revival thing. yoshi is once a console. its pretty much just HAL making rountine AAA platforming games: im pretty much the only type of fan that actually thinks other people are out there routinely getting high quality AAA platformers

AND THATS JUST WOO, thats not usually where thoughts lead you LOL. in the end uh,i dont care so much. im actually pretty mad at ubisoft rn (paris workers are striking btw) and would genuinely rather not buy into the micro or sony ecosystems. indie games taking over the genre is a funny thing where like, i think at some point everyone silently agreed it would be better if they took over the market while the AAA assholes make their third person cinematic adventures. but wowza. yeah. i as a HAL kirby fan am probably the only ding dang person expecting to get another lovingly made AAA 2d installment in my favorite series by 2025. and thats off the turds

[mandaloriandin]

I swear to God some of you need to fucking go outside. Touch some grass. Maybe read a real book and quit consuming fan made content bc y'all are too fucking comfortable with the anon feature.

Since some of you apparently are so fucking confused, I've made a handy list of fun facts here for you!

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Fun fact: Using! Exclamation! Marks! Does! Not! Make! Your! Rude! Message! More! Friendly!!!!!! Hope this helps!! :) :)

Fun fact: Some of you people are so rude and bitter, that it wouldn't surprise me if you've never been in a relationship before, on account of nobody wanting to be around your stinky bitch ass for that long. For your benefit, im gonna let you in on a little secret about real-world relationships: people use pet names! Shocking, I know! But its real I swear. Source: I have been in a few relationships myself. Pet names like sweetheart, babygirl, beloved, my love, smart girl, baby, etc. Are all things people actually use in real life and are not in fact, derivatives of 1 specific fanfic writer. In fact, this might shock you, but even that specific fandom creator is using a real world endearment! Is your mind blown? Its okay, take a minute to absorb that.

Fun fact: You trying to "defend" your fave writers by sending hate to other writers even though their stories share nothing but a reader insert and 1 character is annoying as hell. A lot of writers on this site within a fandom are actually friends with each other and fucking hate that shit. Quit comparing works. Quit telling people their shit is similar when it isn't, quit being dickheads. If you aren't gonna leave a nice comment then fuck off.

Fun fact: On that note, even if the fics are similar, unless its straight up plagiarism then you don't need to comment on it. Did you know that basically everything is a derivative of everything? There are only so many characters in a fandom and so many tropes. You're gonna get repeated themes. Just shut the fuck up about it and enjoy the content. If you truly and genuinely do think someone is plagiarizing another creator's work, send the original creator a private message saying you just wanted them to be made aware and then let them take it from there. If they disagree, leave it. If they agree, let them take the lead and don't just go attacking people.

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[dragonji]

oh i was So close to making it thru today without major emotional spikes and yet i just checked my work schedule app and they put thru a /cancelled/ availability schedule so all my shifts for the next 2 weeks are fucked. Literal death be upon ye.

[hyperfixationtimego]

Hc that Class 78 has game nights

Sometimes they play heads up... Okay So™️

Sayaka gets the answers before anyone even says anything, and gives her little “I’m psychic” spiel for funsies

Really there’s just a mirror, a monitor, a tv screen, or a really shiny window that she saw the text in behind everyone and they hadn’t figured it out yet

Yahtzee was banned bc Celeste kept winning with an unfair advantage

Monopoly was banned for a number of reasons:

Celeste and Byakuya in general

Celeste and Byakuya played the fuck you im rich card every round and somehow it worked

Mondo, Taka, and Leon had a yelling match over the rules and specifics of the get out of jail free card

CLUE was also banned

Kirigiri figured everything out too easily

Makoto wasn’t getting anywhere

Byakuya fucked messed w the Who, What, Where cards every round

Whenever Makoto had the WWW cards it was always Mr Green in the library w the candle stick

They can’t even play UNO at this point

They settled on Mario Kart at one point and it came down to Taka vs Chihiro (idk who would win)

Among Us would be interesting but they didn’t care too much about it

Sayaka mains Peach and Leon mains Daisy I do not accept criticism/jjj

oh absolutely??? and HHSBSBD SAYAKA U FCKN CHEATER IM SNDBSNDBDNW she totally DOESSS

They can play hidden role games Exactly Once before it gets boring because Celeste always wins there’s literally no beating her (unless ur kirigiri. but then it turns into less of a class game night and more of a “Celeste and Kyoko are playing cat and mouse and the rest of us are sitting here with our thumbs up our asses trying to use a goddamn strategy that keeps getting fucked up” night)

Celeste’s advantages at yahtzee include both being the ultimate gambler and also actually being able to do math (hdbsbsbdbdbd everytime Leon, Hiro, or Mondo sees a game that heavily involves numbers or calculating or anything like that, they all just begin frothing at the mouth and black out for a good two hours or so /j)

MONOPOLY IS HELL AND ALSO AGAIN A LOT OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTE SHIT AT MATH IT 100% DEVOLVES INTO SCREAMING AND ARGUMENTS AND ACCUSATIONS WITHIN HALF AN HOUR HSNSBSSB

Card games are straight out of the question

Surprisingly, Kyoko has an unfair advantage with card games, too, because she knows her classmates well enough to be able to pick out their tells for when they’re lying (the only person she even remotely has trouble with is Celeste (and Ouma, but we’re not talking abt him rn) but again it just turns into a game of cat and mouse because Celeste is just as perceptive to when she’s being scrutinized or figured out or the like) so again Celeste/Kyoko powerhouse dynamic where it’s just. them trying to figure out what the fuck is going on in the other’s head

ALSO YEAH NO CLUE HSNSSHSNSB THEY’RE RUNNING OUT OF GAMES AT THIS POINT SMDH

Uno is hell and Junko is the only one who ever even remotely enjoys it (she has a HELL of a time watching all of her classmates’ relationships crumble into pieces)

YES YES YES TAKA V. CHIHIRO MARIO KART?? FAVE??? Headcanon that Taka actually rlly likes the game and plays it to de-stress pretty often, so he’s, like, pretty damn good at it, meanwhile Chihiro literally hangs out with the Ultimate Gamer at nearly every interval she’s not interacting with her own class? IMMOVABLE OBJECT VS UNSTOPPABLE FORCE HSNSBDN it’s a 50/50 toss-up ngl 👀

luckily tho Mario kart is one of the only games that they can all play together??? and nobody gets genuinely mad thank god??

AND HSBSVSV YEAH ABSOLUTELY??

I think Sayaka and Leon both saw Peach and went “MINE” because. they hate each other bshsbdbsbdb /j so they had to play Rock Paper Scissors to determine who would get to play her first

Leon lost, obv, and took Daisy. and then after a single round playing as her he was immediately like “ok u know what actually?? this is pog I love this funky orange princess lady”

also Makoto mains the male animal crossing villager because it looks like him 😌

Among Us 👀 I can’t get into this one because I would ramble about literally everyone’s play tactics, strategies, and tendencies but yes it’s something they play once in a while, but as u said doesn’t elicit particularly strong emotions from anyone