#im back baybe

[rayhantochtli]

Hermitcraft color wheel!

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Mr grian pls what is your thought on mr Slab 🎤🎤🎤

MY NAMES WEASEL AND ID FUCK HIM SLOPPY 💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥���🔥🔥

[antler-ears]

i love how being a polytherian sometimes means being a critter or two but sometimes you're BOTH like for example, im a deer, and a rabbit, but also a jackalope antlers fucking rule

[nighty-night-nh]

Redesigned my version of Scourge with a new jacket to boot!

[mofledowe]

*sees that your requests are open and does that funny grinch smile*

May I um- may I request Scott Malkinson WITH *forgots…*

Um heart sun glasses 😁😁😁

YOU MAY!! (ignore that im posting this a month after u asked 😁😁😁😁😁)

[acidsaladd]

ive been neglecting posting here cus im Tired TM and also bc school sucks and Work and i havent rlly been drawing?? but imma start posting again me thinks

ill start by posting all the things i havent shown here so beware for that

[upsyturvyy]

I know the lyrics are "I watched you loaded in the back of a hearse" and "I watched you lying on a marble slab" BUT to me "I want you loaded in the back of a hearse"/"I want you lying on a marble slab" is cooler and is more reminiscent of Corpse in my bed. also I know the song is not about necrophilia and rather a dead lover coming back as a zombie but we can always pretend

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

best part about working at the achievements and playing postal so much though is seeing all the weird glitches and shit that happened. Like when i left grenades outside the gimp vault and it fucking killed dude in the cutscene so he never actually kicked open the vault and his sad limp corpse was just. LAYING THERE i was SO mad because i was EXHAUSTED of playing and dying at that point but honestly that stupid shit happening made it fun. (and yeah did it take me until my 3rd-to-last time playing the game I NOW HAVE OVER 300 HOURS ON to figure out you could just drop grenades for enemies to step on until throwing them? YES. YES I DID.)

and also like. figuring out what landscape stuff you can glitch through like that rock outside winter wonderland like i could stand IN IT and hide from all the hostile postal difficulty shitheads

THE AXE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND DOING POSTAL DIFFICULTY TOO I STG. THE AXE CARRIED. i got through a lot of enemy-heavy spots by hiding on the other side of a doorway so i could smack them with the axe without getting shot because they had to follow me in and i could get them before they could turn around and hit ME and once they got a limb hacked off and dropped their weapon i was no longer taking 2 million damage a second because holy SHIT you lose health fast as FUCK on that difficulty

also the first aid kits in that one dumpster by the stairs load zone saved my fucking LIFE a multitude of times AND i could also hide in there crouching until either a; the enemies fucked off or b; ENOUGH fucked off i could come out frantically swinging, lose some health and get some loot/ barely escape with my life into another loadzone if it was REALLY going bad

one of the hardest parts was in 2 when you get crammed in the gimp suit and loose all your shit because the rednecks would hostile on you as soon as you got out of the box and all you have is a shovel which takes like 3 hits to get them to STOP PELTING YOU TO DEATH with bullets (and it didn't help i. may have not gone in with full health which i would say is a big big no no bad because you need. every. bit. of health. you have.) so you'd get one and then the other would just kill you. sometimes you just get fucked left and right until luck favors you and you get a good health drop that really saves your ass like a health pipe. like on the weekend after the pigeon task i had two military guys just pelting me the second i loaded into the next bit and i'd be dead before i could even jump or turn. i didn't have a save anywhere even CLOSE to that day and would have to redo a bunch of shit so instead of doing that my stubborn ass just kept at it frantically trying to jump and get away AND EVENTUALLY, IT HAPPENED.

And then there was one time i stepped out of winter wonderland and one just getting one-shot killed by something every time i loaded and i just kept at it reloading and frantically mashing buttons and eventually SOMEHOW got away

[ranboowitheyeliner]

[biaoba]

I need to get up in 6 hours let me just stay up aimlessly some more

[obamerzslop]

A fallen angel. Im back full on baybe!!

[bailey-dreamfoot]

Ok ok ok I don't know if you are still into octonauts but I was wondering if you could draw captain barnicals, kwazii, and peso as this

Imma pretty sure that you can figure out who's who based off their heights,

But if you don't want to draw them then that's fine

(p.s. the guns are actually bubble guns)

So i dint realize you said bubble guns till after i drew the whole thing, but i really really want to make an Octonauts mafia au because mafia aus are cool as hell so interpret this as that.

But either way here they are!

Just Lineart for now bc I’m tired. Might go back and recolor it later, but im going to my first endocrinologist appointment in like 5 hours so i need to get some sleeps. [YOUR BOY IS FINALLY STARTING T BAYBE LETS GO]

also add that to my list of project ideas; Octonauts Mafia AU designs.

Anyway ty very much for the ask and i hope you enjoy :3

[deezneezz]

im back baybe

SO AMERICA WAS AMAZING. IM GONNA MISS THE FOOD.

im super duper jetlagged, but trying to get back into the groooove....

[accidentalkilljoys]

Pill-taking poll followup

#is this outrage bait #are we having a 'it never occurred to me someone would take 12 pills in one gulp because I can't do that' moment #or a 'I'm perfectly aware people take 10+ pills at once I just want attention and I don't care how I get it' moment

It’s not outrage bait, I swear! It honestly did not occur to me that, faced with a handful of small things of various sizes, shapes, and colors, tumblr users would NOT immediately sort them. (I personally take five in the morning, which I put in a little pile next to my cereal bowl, and then sneak them into my mouth between bites, largest first, like I’m tricking a dog.) 

I was not expecting over 50,000 responses to this poll. I have fewer than 100 followers, and that’s including the pornbots. But the notes are fascinating to read! 

“All at once,” or as one person called it, “the cursed jello shot,” was by far the most popular response, despite my forgetting to put it as a poll option. [The following quotes are all by different people.] 

Didn't realize there were other methods besides chaos #SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS #i slam them all back at once to take advantage of my powerful throat #i take pills with the same energy ppl in movies put their broken bone back in place #I will just shove them all in my mouth at the same time and hope I don’t die #<- YOU GOTTA SHOT GUN THEM BACK LIKE A CHEEP BEER #those mfs get gulped as a team #Genuinely I just chuck them all at once down my throat hole #i take my pills like a fucking whale shark ok!? #i gobble them up all at once like im a starving horse eating delicious gruel from the palm of a cowboy's (my own) hand. #all at once and I look like an owl eating a rat I unhinge my jaw, stuff them all in my mouth at once, then slam a big glass of water #all at once bby #all in one go baby #ALL AT ONCE BAYBE #ALL AT ONCE BABEY #Three at once baybee i am unstoppable #all at once babeeee

(There were also some people who were very judgy about people who can’t do the cursed jello shot, whose thoughts I am choosing not to reproduce here.) 

I am amazed at how many pills you all are taking at once. 

YES I usual to take 7 pills at once just to save time like a fucking animal #all at once #even if I have like 8 and they're huge #i take 9 pills at once about twice a day I take about 10 pills. I take them all at once. #i take 11 in the morning all at once including two large ones #i take 12 pills every morning and 7 at night and my family hates it but i just knock em back #i take them all at once #granted i take like 13 pills at once every night sometimes more #i take 15 pills every morning and i just swallow them all at once #i learned to take all 17 at once #i can swallow upwards of twenty pills at a time #i can easily swallow like 20-30 pills at a time

There were also a couple of notes from people who USED TO do the cursed jello shot but don’t anymore because they choked or, in one case, misfired and spent the day with a Claritin in their cleavage. 

Other things that didn’t occur to me: pills that dissolve under your tongue; people who use feeding tubes; the options of “in order from least tasty to most tasty;” random order; texture order; order in which they were prescribed; “whatever I grab first;” “all at once except the fish oil which is unreasonably large;’ order of how easy it is to swallow; in order of buoyancy because some pills float; by shape; “I only take one pill at once;” “top to bottom of my body so head pills first birth control last.” 

#i dont take any pills reglarly but secret 5th option had me think of someone fucking plinko-ing their pills

In conclusion: I’m glad we’re all doing what we need to do to survive and thrive. I’ll be over here with my cereal bowl. Thank you for participating in the poll. 

[the-blaze-empress]

galacticlance -> the-blaze-empress

Hello and welcome! this is my blog!!

I am Teg or Milo, and mostly I write fics! I also cosplay, and very occasionally do art! and i regularly go insane about my interests

they/crow/he, adult, philza notice x1

said interests can vary, but mostly what you'll find is some combination of the following: - emerald duo - philza - tears of the kingdom - hermitcraft - qsmp

i also just post random shit unapologetically so have fun with that!

Some useful things

links: ao3, cosplay instagram, twitch, my fics tag

my inbox is always open! please talk to me

i block liberally

mutuals feel free to ask for discord!

i Dont Do sideblogs its all here baybe if theres smth u dont like block the tag (tag list below)

banner + blinkie credit in alt text

Tagging system and notes under the cut

yes I know it's insane that's the point <3

-> !! all of the following are susceptible to change !! <-

i don't generally tag for content/trigger warnings, bar unreality (#unreality), unless it is my own post (even then it's not guaranteed). if there is something you really absolutely need me to tag, ask, but no promises sorry.

i try to tag spoilers for things but again im not very good at it. generally the tag for that is #[thing] spoilers

Important(ish) tags:

#gremlin hoard &lt;3 - favourite things #ah shit wheres the thing - things i want to come back to later #original thoughts in their natural habitat - original posts

#wisdom be uponeth ye - asks #reverse sphynx - ask games

#my fic - my fics generally i tag posts relating to certain fics with their title or abbreviation (eg #Small Gods or #tmatimry) #my art - my art. there is not very much of it #if the men find out we can shapeshift they'll call the church - my cosplay

MCYT tags:

#deaths malewife - philza #hardcoreza - hc!phil and such related things #tha scrunkle &lt;3 - c!phil #oh! phil! - o!phil

#giant woman - kristin #tenobled - technoblade #my favourite war criminals - emerald duo

#toob - tubbo #enderboyo - c!ranboo #boy repellent - cc!ranboo #c!beeduo in gay love - beeduo (sometimes michael)

#theyre fambily ur honour - sbi #Definitely A Book Club - syndicate

#mi sobrina - tallulah #potato boy - chayanne #sunnymorning! - sunny #eGGIEs - qsmp eggs in general #disaster love polygon - anyone from q!phil's polycule. who is in that polycule? it changes and is completely up to my interpretation

#dsm5 i meant dsm5 - dsmp #i learnt coding for this - osmp #hoimycraf - hermitcraft #mantequilla de cacahuetes - qsmp #scott smajor jumpscare - miscellaneous mcyt

tags for other interests:

#minceraft - general minecraft content #im more of a cube tism kind of guy myself - my own minecraft content

#totk - anything loz related

#insert spiderverse tag here - into the spiderverse

#fucked up littol scrimblo - bishop's knifetrick watson

everything else:

#i cant cook - food/recipes

#if i had to see this then so do you - things i totally think you should see /lh

#add it to the mixing pot - cool worldbuilding ideas

[gochujangst]

A sapphic GLaDOS/Chelldos fancam because im back on my bullshit baybe