#im both a hellsing and vampire chronicles fan btw
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Something I'm glad has died down is people in vampire fandoms (Hellsing, Vampire Chronicles, etc) make fun of Twilight, as if we have a leg to stand on. Like I'm not going to sit here and say that Twilight is without issue (it is comprised largely of issue) but I also don't think Stephanie Meyer has described one of her characters pissing for two whole, entire and utterly godforsaken pages. Can we not all be cringe together?
#im both a hellsing and vampire chronicles fan btw#not actually a part of the twilight fandom#but like girl (gn) we're literally all fans of vampire media#the pissing description is from tale of the body thief by anne rice#it is actually two whole pages#i especially dont get the anne rice thing because anne rice vampires are like?#also shiny???#lestat mentions having to powder his face to cover up his unearthly radiance#like 7 times in tvl#girl?????#twilight#and hellsing has a catboy in it#end of discussion#honestly you should lock alucard (hellsing) and lestat in a room together and see what happens#like for science#vampire#vampires#vampire media
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