#im built different

[thickness-protection-program]

"You can't even the difference, the zero sugar drink tastes just the same as the regular." No YOU can't taste the difference. I can. And it's worse

[nervousmonolith]

the dsm-5 cannot categorize a beast like me💪

[britneyshakespeare]

me an average @sneez enjoyer

i love you happy birthday

just kidding i am not an average sneez enjoyer. as if

[gayvampyr]

i'm actually confident that adhd placebos would have no effect on me because i'm taking actual amphetamines and still not seeing an improvement

[citrusacidic]

to me (to ME. PERSONALLY.) mike system made up of 2 families

manitoba vito and svetlana all as a sibling dynamic (annoying ass brothers and the way smarter sister they mess with) and chester is their peepaw

and mike and mal as brothers (possibly twin brothers) that realllyyyy dislike each other

[blood-red-ocean]

My new favourite thing is telling people that I fall asleep to horror sometimes and watch them go through the process of concern, confusion and mild fear

[razzmothazz]

the pjsk playerbase wants to make me hate hitorinbo envy by overplaying it in co-op but little do they know i will never hate the song. you can make me feel neutral at most to the first minute of it but i still have 60% of that song you will never take from me. not even from my cold dead hands.

[the-goblin-babe]

GUYS 😳 I've just had a groundbreaking idea. When I finish my orc fucker interactive fiction...what about an ice planet barbarian one? 🤯🤯🤯

[anteroom-of-death]

I feel like I comprehend the real size of the universe. Skill issue to all those who say they cant/its unfathomable.

[creamsicklez]

every site is imploding for me rn but I got the Dave sticker first try. he loves me fr <3

[gayrob0t]

I have brain problems

[twinkdrama]

im built different (worse)

[witchfucked]

A witchfucker never comes early nor late

[dooodle-bug]

Do any yall just absolutely despise the taste of water and would rather drink juice or smoothies or other fruit based drinks or am I just mega goofy? 🤔

[n0phis]

... wtf is killer sudoku

oh just sudoku but for the alpha males of this mortal plane. watch out, it's pretty dangerous. the rest of u may simply keel over upon viewing this post

[50ckz]

ykw id survive the spiral

like thats literally what i expreince when i stand up too fast, blink too hard, use too much hair, etc

i could be actively Twistening and just continue talking abt fucking whatever id just be like oh hold on lemme drink some water this happens sometimes by bad

the lonely wohld be trying to get me and id just go meet w my docotr abt maybe i creasing my antidepressants and also literally just be with friends

like dog i just need to use some critical thinking and boom

like helen if you could please lessen the distortion on ur voice i already have bad hearing god damn

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON IF WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE AND TMA WERE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE