#im currently a lil drunk bc i went out w a friend and my head is only filled w mike

[jesuistrestriste]

no question, only mike!!

I would suck the soul outta hi-

GUYS WHO WAS THAT

also you're my pookie ily <333

i wanna suck him so hard that he caves in like a capri sun pouch

I’d do anything, I’d sell my kidney

did anyone hear that..? im scared guys..

also ilyt shawty bae 😽<3 this was so fkn real of u bri.

[htpp-mxmi]

literally have nobody to talk to so im gonna vent on here and any advice if anyone sees this would be helpful.

so im involved partially w this girl an were gonna call her z cuz thats what her name starts w lol. so me an z been knowing each other since 2019 and we went to school tg (college) and we had psychology tg and at the time i didnt really pay her no mind as far as a potential partner bc 1. i wasnt out 2. id just graduated high school and i was 18 so i was in the streets the whole summer and couldnt nobody really hold me down fr so i went into college w the same mindset (for reference im 21) so when i met z officially she liked me and wanted to be in a relationship with me but i wasnt too particular of her at first (she got A LOT of energy) i would call her my gf but in school i had a friend an we called eachother our gfs so i wasnt serious you could say which is wrong but i wasnt fully aware of her feelings so i took it w a grain of salt and basically turned her down but ended up coming out officially w a girlfriend not long after which was wrong but at the time i was very childish w a childish ass mindset so not surprising at the time. fast forward this year im 20 and i walk into my local grocery and i see her but i don’t realize its her bc shed lost a lot of weight but i was like oh she looks good not knowing till she made it known and from there we got back into contact in september

so fast forward now… were currently on a break bc she went thru a lot last year mental health wise and she was in a relationship the fucked her up so she doesnt do relationships esp w females where im from according to her. but she still liked me the same way i still gave her butterflies 2 years later so we began a relationship which wasnt hard to start we started off as friends. things were good we would ft all day and see eachother which i know came damage a relationship and i met her sisters and family which she brought me around. we said i love you and all yk typical lesbian shit but we butt heads hard and argue abt the smallest things and she believes im playing w her (due to her ex) and she says i say things that her first love (the ex the fucked her up) said and it triggers her and she believes im going to leave her life and assumes a lot but she blocks me and nitpicks at me and thats the shit i hate abt her bc shes so strong willed and outspoken and has an “idgaf who mad i said what i said” attitude that when we argue she sometimes blocks me or does lil petty shit to see me get mad. i do bc i care abt her and ive never felt more safe w someone and that loves me despite how i look or my flaws…

but lately… its been weird. see she went to the beach in the middle of october for her best friends birthday (were both scorpios and shes a capricorn) and this girl lets name her b and she slid in her dms talm bout text me and she was drunk and she got off the phone with me an said shed call back never did but it wont an issue but apparently the girl flirted w her and she said somethings back but i let it go bc she doesnt drink she smokes more. she never mentioned me but they got otp the same night… hmm. so after that it was my birthday then shit just goes down hill in my opinion like we were good but we argued more and we end up taking a break but were still communicating but now over the fact she threw my vapes away and got mad when i got another one td after the fact she spent the night and i met her whole family on thanksgiving but now that i matched her energy when she blocked me an said idc shes tired of me. hmmmmm what do yall think?

[wctkins]

ok yall ive never made a sideblog before so this may go rough but ! u kno what 2019 is about us facing our fears ok. in other news this is my new Child callia ( um hi i’m cali ty’s mun if u didnt know ) . i was gonna write out a whole gr8 intro but honestly got lazy lmfao whats new ?? under the cut is the usual, wanted plots and stats and whateva ok xoxo

BASICS !

name:  callia ( beautiful voice ) bianca ( after her mother ) donatella ( after donatella versace ) watkins ( welsh surname ) nicknames: calli, cal age: twenty three birthday: november 3 1995  zodiac: scorpio hometown: melbourne, australia occupation:  head engineer at a green tech company  hobbies: working out, partying, watching jeopardy, drawing, reading, trying new foods, going for walks in central park family: emil watkins ( iron ore mining magnate ) , bianca watkins ( socialite )  style inspo: kendall jenner, elsa hosk, rachel green, 90′s drew barrymore, bella hadid muse inspo: donna pinciotti, monica geller, tai frasier, mylene cruz, fallon carrington ( career wise )

HISTORY !

ok so if yall haven’t seen the show yummy mummies on netflix gd thats my new addiction / guilty pleasure o shit that show’s hilarious. callia’s family is fully based on carlos and maria ( maria’s this random selfish bitch who’s obsESSED w versace and herself like go watch fr ) so callia grew up wearing only designer, mostly versace and burberry clothing. she didnt rly care when she was a small child but as she started growing up she started like ?? getting shit on by her other for being a regular child & wanting to play when her mom just wanted her to be decor essentially

had a pretty lonely childhood tbh spent most her time with her terror of a mother bc she wasn’t rly allowed to go hang out w other kids & was never involved in school activities. like essentially she only went to whatever prissy academy so her mom could show off her new car or her daughter’s outfits & brag to other moms lmfao

tbh didn’t give a shit about the brands and labels despite their house being covered in head to toe versace everythING she was more interested in sports and actuaL hobbies ?? so she wanted to play sports but wasn’t allowed bc goD FORBID she get a bruise or smth on her perfect skin. so she just started working out on her own in their home gym and found it was a rly good escape from her fam

another method of escape her mother’s grip was by delving into her studies. she was always top of her class and worked so dang hard ( but like also could afford the best tutors and education lmfao) so sis basically could get accepted wherever she wanted to go for post secondary

eventually she was able to convince her parents to let her study abroad for a year in nyc going to stay w her cousin #jessegrove where she was ! finally ! able to escape the clutches of her awful mother and her pushover disconnected father. she told her mother she was going to use the year as research for a career in modeling or fashion or smth bc she knew it’d cater to her moms interests but rly she just needed to get tf out of melbourne and live a normal life

she’s lived in nyc ever since ( since she was 18 - she’s 23 now ) and wanted nothing to do with the expensive brand names she’d grown to despise. so she found herself a condo ( def spent millions on it bc god forbid bianca watkins’ daughter living in anything under 5mil) but didn’t want it to be anything crazy bc she was so over that lifestyle so its def luxurious but very basic and minimal compared to what she grew up with

got into columbia’s earth and environmental engineering program bc she figured she ought to do something good with her smarts and her parent’s money so she went to school to get a degree & got a sweet job at a green tech company where she basically gets to do whatever tf she wants bc she’s the head engineer & makes fat stacks 

PERSONALITY !

during the week goOD luck convincing cal to leave the office like she basically lives there but she loves it ??? or shes at home doing facemasks and binging on reality tv like weekday vs weekend shes a completely diff person

weekends like......u better watch out. having grown up so isolated and sheltered callia has come to LOVE the nyc nightlife scene like she will get blackout one night and be ready to get drunk at brunch the next. shes not usually the life of the party moreso bc she enjoys just being a shit disturber and finds it fun lmfao

experiences maJOR fomo

she rly tries to be nice to everyone stemming from a deep need to have friends and be liked lmfao and is overall v approachable and friendly

can come across as fake tho bc she tries to be so nice she won’t disagree w people unelss they’re waY off from her own ideas

is v politically engaged & cares alot abt the environment so she’s vegan, walks most places, will 10/10 give a ted talk if anyone asks more deeply abt her job

honestly she wears mostly like simple clothing. like she just buys what she likes, whether its at h&m or at prada she has a distaste for exclusively brand wardrobes. def mostly walks around in high top converse and levi’s jeans 

WANTED PLOTS !

roommates ! the apartment linked above has 4 bedrooms so i’d loVE for 3 lil old roomates :’) 

hook ups / fwbs ! all that pent up stress has to come out somewhere lmfao shes tryna get laid at every turn so imma need a bunch of hook up plots ok no specific gender ( unlimited )

best friend ! the mary kate to her ashley, this person understands her inside and out & tbh knows her better than she knows herself. def knows about her crazy mother & can put up w the rants ( open )

friends from college ! they prob have wild stories abt college parties & have seen one anohter at their worst. preferably someone who went to columbia also ( open )

mutual dislike ! they think callia’s annoying and preachy, she thinks they’re rude and devil’s spawn bc they’re not as passionate abt environmental issues ( open )

exes ( she ghosted on them ) ! pls ok pls i need many !!!! cal’s so willing to adapt her personality to fit w whoever she’s with so she prob would be rly lovey dovey and make it seem like they were perfect for each other and meant to be but she low key lied abt everything, her family, her background, her feelings for them, etc. she prob thought they were ok but wasn’t rly into them besides for sex. so eventually she just got so invested in her work she ghosted on them ! i imagine them dating for a while too like maybe a year & they never met her family or rly got to know her bc she was hella guarded ( open ! )

exes ( on good terms ) ! they dated when she was new to nyc - she was like oooh an american they were like ooh an australian & tbh their sex life was gr8 but they didn’t rly have much going except for that so they called it off. they’re still friends & sometimes laugh abt the relationship ( open ! )

current fling ! they’re hanging out , might be moving towards exclusivity but aren’t there yet, its casual ( open ! ) 

sibling like relationship ! she never had siblings so she always felt like that aspect was missing from her life. she prob treats them like a sibling, asking if they’ve eaten and keeping up to date on their life. she cares alot & has good intentions but can sometimes be seen as over protective and pushy ( open ! )

ok yall im tired of writing this shit props to yall who do like literal essays, bullet points are even too much for me. LIKE THIS n ill slide into yo dms ok thanks for coming to my ted talk

[taejimin]

92 statements tag

Rules: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

tagged by: @gay-jk cuz shes gay

The Last:

1. Drink - water

2. Phone call - i dont have a phone rip i facetimed my sister the other day tho that went greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :))) /sarcasm

3. Text message - my friend kirbey

4. Song you listened to - back to you by louis tomlinson

5. Time you cried - mmm my last mental breakdown whenever that was. maybe like two weeks ago.

Have You Ever:

6. Dated someone twice - nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it - mmm not really no

8. Been cheated on - nope

9. Lost someone special - nope

10. Been depressed - 24/7 ladiessss eyyyy

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - nope!!!! tho maybe i just havent reached that level of drunk yet in my life

List 3 Favorite Colors:

12-14. purple, pink, blue

In The Last Year Have You:

15. Made new friends - mhm!

16. Fallen out of love - yikes yep

17. Laughed until you cried - mhm

18. Found out someone was talking about you - lmao if randoms vagueing me on tumblr counts

19. Met someone who changed you - yea

20. Found out who your friends are - i found out who my friend arent lmao

21. Kissed someone on your facebook list - yep

General:

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of em but maybe three or four?

23. Do you have any pets: my lil girl bukie

24. Do you want to change your name: my last name yes always

25. What did you do for your last birthday: nothing lmao i got takeout and sat in my room

26. What time did you wake up: about 7 or 8?

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: trying to fall asleep

28. Name something you can’t wait for: bts’ next album?

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like three seconds ago

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: to be happy? lmao 

31. What are you listening to right now: the fan going whrrrrrr next to me

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i cant say that i have

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: how motherfcking hot it is

34. Most visited website: tumblr or youtube

38. Hair color: dark dark brown

39. Long or short hair: short-ish? like barely shoulder length

40. Do you have a crush on someone: sighhhhhh

41. What do you like about yourself: i like that i’m gay (this was claire’s answer but im keeping it bc mood)

42. Piercings: just the normal ear piercing set everyone gets when theyre 11

43. Blood type: ???

44. Nickname: jess technically. jessy via my family. jennifer and jenniglet via @knjz and @gaytae. @jiminn-thighs calls me rae of sunshine lmao. (rae is my middle name. pun.)

45. Relationship status: eye emoji, shrug girl emoji

46. Zodiac: virgo. idk what my moon is bc my mom wont tell me what time i was born bc she doesnt love me

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favorite tv show: it’s always sunny in philadelphia 

49. Tattoos: none but i want some :/

50. Right or left handed: left

51. Surgery: none

52. Piercings: already answered this lmao

53. Sport: the only good sports are volleyball and tennis bc i cant watch girls be talented bc im gay

55. Vacation: bitch i wish

56. Pairs on trainers: of? trainers? thats shoes right. like one. lmao.

More General:

57. Eating - these arent questions how do i interpret these statements. i had a peanut butter sandwich and pretzels this morning?

58. Drinking - water

59. I’m about to - fucking die from this fucking god damn heat

61. Waiting for - bts’ next album

62. Want -  bts’ next album

63. Get married - id like to bitch tf

64. Career - gay housewife

65. Hugs or kisses - both :/

66. Lips or eyes - depends? 

67. Shorter or taller - TALLER

68. Older or younger - older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach - i love tummies :/

71. Sensitive or loud - is this describing me? bc yes

72. Troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker on the internet hesitant in the...real life?

Have you ever:

74. Kissed a stranger: technically?

75. Drank hard liquor: yep

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope!

77. Turned someone down: uhhh i told this fuck boi i wasnt gonna give him head bc he disgusted me does that count? (i wouldnt have done that even if i hadnt been disgusted tho i just wanna make that clear)

78. Sex on the first date: i have to fall in love w/someone first what kinda lesbian do i look like

79. Broken someone’s heart: i hope not

80. Had your heart broken: yikes

81. Been arrested: nope

82. Cried when someone died: yep

83. Fallen for a friend: drag me why dont u

Do You Believe In:

84. Yourself: i believe that im gay

85. Miracles: maybe?

86. Love at first sight: also maybe?

87. Santa claus: santa claus is a gay icon

88. Kiss on the first date: mhm

89. Angels: park jimin exists so yea

Other:

90. Current best friend’s name: i have more than one irl its my kirbey on the internets its @gaytae and @gay-jk and @knjz

91. Eye color: brown

92. Favorite movie: captain america the winter soldier, all three star trek reboot movies, the original winnie the pooh movie, lilo and stitch

im supposed to tag some people i suppose but i dont even think i know 20 people here sooooooo @knjz @jiminn-thighs @gaytae @lesbianblossomjimin 

[hopeslover]

a “should we know us a little better” tag 🌸

  RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

Tagged by @gamjin (thank you abby you angel!)

THE LAST:

1. Drink: aguepanela (so much i feel sick now)

2. Phone call: my mom to ask her to buy half a melon (and it wasnt even for me)

3. Text message: @yoongimor 💕 💕 💕

4. Song you listened to: acording to my phone is versace on the floor by bruno mars im rediscovering his last album

5. Time you cried: i dont remember but i bet it had something to do w bts those assholes

6. Dated someone twice: nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: definitely ❌ ❌

8. Been cheated on: no

9. Lost someone special: yes

10. Been depressed: i mean,

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: i actually have a great alcohol tolerance i cant get drunk easily :/

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: orange/yellow, pink and brown

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: yes 😊 😊 😊   and im thankful for all 3 of them

16. Fallen out of love: im not even sure i’ve ever been in love. not ever

17. Laughed until you cried: yeah a few times

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah but its like the old woman from downstairs tirando bochinche so who cares

19. Met someone who changed you:probably

20. Found out who your friends are: you know what? i dont know, and i dont really care

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: i dont have facebook do ppl still use that

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i used to have like 100 friends but bc people created like 10 accounts for some reason

23. Do you have any pets: the love of my life (my dog toby) and that one asshole who sleeps in my bed (my cat spencer)

24. Do you want to change your name: i really like my name, wouldnt change it for the world

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: i dont remember much but i think i did what i always do, invited some friends and family and hope they gave me  💵 💵 💵 instead of gifts

26. What time did you wake up: at like 5:30 am damn

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: dead to the world

28. Name something you can’t wait for: this vacation bc my aunt is coming from the usa ❗️ ❗️ ❗️ ❗️

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: this morning

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i could have money to do what i want and also to help others (i just realised this makes me looks as if i only want money ajdsks) (i just want the resources so doing what i love wouldnt be as difficult)

31. What are you listening right now: blood sweat and tears by some group idk if yall have heard of it:/

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: not really

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: having to wait 6 months to get into college i dont know what am i going to do all this time

34. Most visited Website: tumblr someone save me

35. Mole/s: i actually dont know what the word really means hold on. update: like a fuckton???

36. Mark/s: i have a scar on my head bc there was a gigant ass balloon on my head as a small baby

37. Childhood dream: i really wanted to be a writer 📕 📗 📘 📙

38. Hair color: dark brown

39. Long or short hair: rlly short :)

40. Do you have a crush on someone:i mean im sure jung hoseok doesnt count but. jung hoseok

41. What do you like about yourself: god idk some things...this isnt self deprecating i just am too lazy to type it out

42. Piercings: my ears

43. Bloodtype: o

44. Nickname: dant mostly

45. Relationship status: going to die alone

46. Zodiac: a leo (i dont care about astrology but none of bts have the same sign i cant help but feel offended)

47. Pronouns: he/him or they/them

48. Favorite TV Show: i dont really watch tv the last thing i watched was b99 and la rosa de guadalupe ajalsd

49. Tattoos: none

50. Right or left hand: left handed!

51. Surgery:my head thingy but none else

52. Piercings: ??  53. Sports: i just go to the gym and throught my whole life ive been like 20 different sports

55. Vacation: i went there last summer but i wanna go back to maguipi (an island on the pacific) :(((

56. Pair of trainers: like shoes?? i have some really cute ones w a platfore and a bronze color

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: i just ate a pear

58. Drinking: still my aguepanela

59. I’m about to: study a lil

61. Waiting for: my aunt :)

62. Want: so many things man dont even ask

63. Get married: ill just settled w being liked by someone first i think

64. Career: future licenciado en lenguas extranjeras

WHICH IS BETTER?:

65. Hugs or kisses: depends on the person and situation

66. Lips or eyes:it doesnt matter

67. Shorter or taller: doesnt??? matter???

68. Older or younger: okay my age or just a lil older

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: define nice

71. Sensitive or loud: a person can be both (hobi)

72. Hook up or relationship: relationship is preferred but u never kno

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: this kinda questions are so weird man i guess both it rlly rlly depends

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. Kissed a stranger: not that i remember

75. Drank hard liquor: listen ive drank half a bottle of aguardiente in one go

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: i lost absolutely everythign

77. Turned someone down: yeahh ha

78. Sex in the first date: no

79. Broken someones heart: probably but w/o wanting to

80. Had your heart broken: so many times

81. Been arrested: nope

82. Cried when someone died: yes

83. Fallen for a friend: no

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: sometimes

85. Miracles: nah man

86. Love at first sight: a good trope for romance things, not real

87. Santa Claus: no :(

88. Kiss in the first date: maybe???

89. Angels: i dont know, but jung hoseok is real i might as well believe

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: natalia

91. Eyecolor: dark brown

92. Favorite movie: coraline forever

 this is so long but kinda fun!! i tag @possessive-princess @arrozito @yoongimor @strawberryoongs