#im feeling jjk MAYBE but idfk

[luv-kae]

who in jjk i think would smell the best ( not in order )

i was reading a random drabble that briefly mentioned the reader breathing in sukuna’s scent and went 🤔 so jus bc nobody asked, here u go

gojo obvi

* i feel like this is a given cus this is mr. satoru spoiled brat gojo

* so he probably switches between several expensive ass colognes that either has ppl turning heads when he walks by or is too much for other ppl

* n maybe this is too cliche but either way, he just smells like he’s fucking loaded cus ofc he is

* ok lwk he gives me dior sauvage cus hes a little WHORE

* he just might stick w somewhat sweeter scents tho cus we all know he’d breath sugar if he could

* he’s such a pretty boy too so i feel like he also has good smelling hair products

nanami

* even tho ken ken is a big workaholic, i feel like he would try his absolute best to take care of himself when it comes to his hygiene

* like theres no way he spends every waking hour in his lil work suit and doesn’t make sure he smells the part too

* w that being said, he’d probably have like a single, pretty decent cologne that he’d stick w that probably smells warm and like professional idfk

sukuna

* HEAR ME OUT

* i just feel like he’d b kinda like gojo and have a couple expensive ass colognes that he sprays occasionally

* but like idk if he’d b consistent w it cus lets be real, that man dont give not one fuck

* but i also feel like he does care just a smidge but acts like he doesn’t so maybe he is consistent idk

* and i may be biased but i just feel like his cologne unironically smells SOOOO good

* idk the specifics but i feel like smth warm and woody? idk

geto

* ok i went back n forth in my head abt this one

* cus it’s not that i think he’d smell bad at all cus yk he’s big on hygiene

* but i also don’t know if he’d rlly wear cologne or anything unless it was a special occasion

* but similar to gojo, he’d probably have good smelling hair products cus duh

* but like i feel like his signature scent would just b like…him idk LMFAO

* but at the same time, his natural scent would probably b oddly comforting

* like yk how u can tell when someone smells like their house?? and then for some it kinda makes you feel safe in a way?? idk maybe im weird but thats how i feel like he’d smell

* on the other hand, i wanna say he might have like one or two rlly good colognes cus this is the same mf that convinced ppl to join a cult jus cus hes hot

honorable mention: nobara

* one of jjk’s it girls, you can’t tell me she don’t smell good

* she also has a shopping addiction likeeeee the signs r all there

* i feel like she probably has a rlly nice floral perfume or smth

* hate to self insert but i could also see her being a vanilla scent fein like me…

* like i cant tell if she gives me cherry blossom or amber vanilla vibes

idk thats rlly all for rn !

[totiredtowrite]

NO WAIT PUBLISH THIS ONE NOT THE OTHER ONE I FORGOT TO SIGN OFF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i just have a fucking word document for these topics lmfao

“totiredtowrite” anons as bad habits i have

airhead:

gets real emotional for no reason

•hed be doing the most mundane task in the existence of mundane tasks

•like folding his boxers on a saturday night while listening to lady gaga

•and then hed start tearing up

•moving on from the the fact that this has happened to me

•seeing 🖕🏽 eat without airhead telling him to? enough tears to water the dying zucchini plant in my dorm room (i need to get to that fuck)

•seeing unavailable take off his grippy socks? straight up sobbing.

•idk maybe

🪶:

folds the book pages to keep tab

•yeah

•im THAT guy im sorry— (blame my grandma she got me into the habit)

•unavailable lets him borrow one of his books for a day

•and our dear anon keeper just hears loud shrieking coming from 🖕🏽

•panicked, he runs into the room and sees a very confused 🪶 holding a dog-eared book while 🖕🏽 is sobbing against a wall

•safe to say that unavailable joins 🖕🏽 in the wall sobbing

🦇:

runs around in a black bathrobe and saying hes batman

•i dont do this anymore i just think it fits him

•once scared the shit out of 🌘 in the middle of the night

•#justicefor🌘

🥑:

cant tell when hes picked on a friend too much

•literally wont notice that hes made fun of 🖕🏽for being too short until he has a fucking mental breakdown

•only realizes it when unavailable is running after him with a pencil

•only realizes it when he comes across 🖕🏽sobbing into airheads arms

🌘:

he has enough bad habits with the bottle collecting im sorry

but he probably simps for the weirdest people and characters

•theres an ed sheeran tshirt somewhere in his wardrobe

•he probably likes naoya from jjk 🤢

unavailable:

has like 15 tabs open on his laptop

•6 of them are frozen

•3 of them arent even related to what hes using the laptop for at the moment

•3 of them are relevant to what he needs to do

•the remaining ones are open to pictures of hq characters

♾:

hes too sweet i assign no habit to him

🪂:

LAUGHS AT THE WRONG MOMENTS

•”my grandma died last night” *cackles uncontrollably*

•people be thinking hes a psycho fr

•get this boy some help

•man tried to eat lasagna with a straw and its partially my fault

🖕🏽:

doesnt know when to take a break until his mental health takes a massive decline

•just cant stop trying to be perfect until hes having a panic attack

•probably consciously ignores the signs as well

•bonus point added if he tries to hide the fact that hes breaking down

•my inner family dynamics anon telling me that hed go chill in unavailables room until he stops fUCKINF HYPERVENTILATING

🎹:

hangs up to soon

•ud be talking to him and say “i have to go but ill—“

•hes already gone

•u have been hung up on

🌙:

probably cant tell that hes making people uncomfortable (for me it happens with sex jokes but i feel like for him itll happen with violence jokes <seeing from his past asks>)

•also wont be able to tell until the person he made uncomfortable gets scared and leaves and someone else points it out to him

•idfk

-fda

CRYING THE TAB ONE IF TOO ACCURATE

AND WHEN MY COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN AND CLOSES MY TABS I FREAK OUT THEN REALIZE I WASN'T EVEN USING HALF OF THEM AND WAS JUST KEEPING THEM OPEN IN CASE I NEEDED THEM IN THE FUTURE