Stede "I thought that when I did marry it could be for love" Bonnet is absolutely going to propose to Edward this season. I swear the signs are all there.
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Max Major {Scott pilgrim Oc/Self insert}
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✶ Info dump ✶
✶ He/they/she
✶Blue hair>Comic
✶ Pink hair>Anime
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𖦹The bassist of a band called Atomic Robot Army with their two best friends
𖦹 Scout/Jeremy[Tf2 character, yes very real, Drummer]
𖦹 Charlie Cobweb[Friend’s insert, @j3110-cup, Electric guitarist]
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⛧ Has a fat crush on Roxy Ritcher
⛧ Lives in an apartment with Charlie and Scout
⛧ She likes to phase through walls<They’re the best at hide and seek> An excellent axeman
⛧ smokes with Charlie and Stephen sometimes <they prefer to eat rather then smoke>
⛧ When he gets time, they like hanging around Wallace and Stacy <they like to listen to the gossip>
⛧ The whole band moved from the south of the US, Atomic Robot Army tried going on tour and gave up at Canada. Never left after that.
⛧ Plays D&D with Matthew. Scout and Charlie try to play but one gets lost easily, the other doesn’t have the attention span for it.
⛧ Works at the CD store
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Personality stuff
꩜ Tries their best to be attentive but always looks like they’re lost
꩜ They tend to be fairly loud and outgoing in public but decay in their bed and aren’t seen for hours on end once at home.
꩜Playfully antagonistic to their closest friends, sometimes it gets a little too annoying or unwanted.
꩜Doesn’t usually take what people say to heart, unless they yell at her or stop talking to him. Not very good with social cues in that way.
꩜ They like to sing with their friends and make ravioli.
꩜Sometimes just conks out on the couch and disappears, no one will see them for days on end except for at work and then they just show back up in the pantry or something at night.
꩜Silly guy, but his social batter is EXTREMELY limited, stops being funny after being outside for longer than six hours.
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School might aswell rip my eyeballs out of their sockets and dump salt in my eyeholes just by how much it's mollywhopping me. Stop giving me 6 tests and 2 exams and like 2 fucking group projects with people I have never ever spoken too even in my past lives as final assignments due in a week. We have like a month left jesus christ
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i was taking my notes in class and i dropped my highlighter but i didnt want to miss the notes so i kept writing and my tc SAW and he walked over ~all stealthy~ (made sure he wasnt BLOCKING THE BOARD 😭) and gave me the highlighter 😭😭😭 i mouthed thank you and he SMILED AND NODDED BRO HE NEEDS TO STOPPPPP
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I'm going to go feral
I'm going to becomes the hunter in the dark, every creak and Crack in the woods which reminds you that you're not alone. I'm going to relish the hunt and every panicked breath you take.
I fucking hate stick welding.
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my bestie is insane to the point where they literally rizzed both sundrop and moondrop
the peak fnaf fan
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i will start paying people to read white is for witching
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k-king massive hobonker- but oncler could not finish the sentence. not before king titty-t reached forward, locking them into a passionate kiss. ur so kawaii, onceler. - kink dedede murmured agaisnt onclers moist lips soneone kill me now
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