#im just saying dorian can be a dramatic bitch when he wants to we all know it

[fauncalloway]

I’m not so sure Dorian “I once made a deal with a betrayer god that cost me my alignment in order to protect my friends” Storm is just gonna ignore the fact that Bertrand and Imogen left him to look out for Orym out front by himself. Whatever happens next week, you bet your ass Dorian “Trust Issues” Storm is gonna have some words with some folks and I cannot wait.

[zprinklez]

OC Interview meme

Interview with my dwarf inquisitor boy!!! Sorry the spacing is awful, i kept hitting the character limit. I put it under a read more half way down so i dont bug people :)

- What's your name?

"Rocky Cadash!"

- What's your real name?

"...Ser Inquisitor Cadash. Don't call me that."

- Do you know why you were called that?

"Because i jumped out of the fade and fought Corypheus and decided to lead an army yadda yadda. Anyone could do that shit with the right luck. I dont like to be considered better than anyone, so i like to just be called Rocky."

- Are you single or taken?

"Very happily taken by the one and only Iron Bull."

- Have any abilities or powers?

"Uhm, i can kind of control the door to the afterlife with my hand. So i'd say yeah. I can also fit into very tiny spaces, if needed."

- What's your eye color?

"Bluish green. Varric described them as 'soft like the smoothest river, yet fierce and wild like the harshest jungle' so if im being honest id prefer to call them that."

- How about your hair color?

"Don't tell anyone, but it's dark brown. Tadahn taught me how to make an alchemic mixture that turns it white. I kept it that way because i love how it looks, but now everyone thinks my white hair is part of the prophecy and a sign that i was chosen by Andraste, so i can't let the secret get out. I've really dug myself into a hole here."

- Stop being a Mary Sue.

"No. I don't know who that is, but she sounds lovely, and i'd be honored to take her visage."

- Have you any family members?

"Many, but none of them blood related. I grew up with four other misfits and we basically raised each other. They're my closest family. But i also have all of my companions and advisors. We're a family, even if some of them wouldn't like to admit it. Cassandra is the mom and Varric is the dad. Solas is the stern yet loving step father who makes a bunch of rules the kids don't like but he's TECHNICALLY their father now so they have to listen. And Cole? Cole is my son."

- What about pets?

"I have a pet nug i stole from some dead nobles house when we went to investigate. I couldn't just leave it in it's cage to die! His name is Barry, and he runs around my room freely. Love you, Barry."

- Tell me something you don't like.

"Honestly? My job. Wait, ok, i love leading, i love planning battles, i love strategizing and spending time consulting. I love all of it except the killing. If there was some way to experience the thrill of battle without taking a life, i'd do it. But i can't stand waking up every day knowing i'm going to get more blood on my sword."

- Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

"Don't tell anyone, but i like to write songs. I play guitar in my room sometimes. I wrote a song for Bull, but I don't know how he'd feel about that lovey dovey bullshit. Oh HAHAHAHA BULLSHIT! Amazing! I've made my own day."

- Have you ever hurt someone?

"Wow way to bring me down off the high of my own joke. Unfortunately, yes. I don't know if you mean emotionally or physically, either way, it's still yes."

- Have you ever killed someone?

"...a lot. Too many to count. It's my job, after all. Storm the castle, find the hideout, kill the grunts. Occasionally i have a dramatic face off with someone higher on the food chain. There's so much death all the time. I like to think the main job of the inquisition is to fix that, to bring peace, but somehow the only way to do that is with more death. It doesn't make sense to me, but if it keeps people safe, sometimes you have to become what you hate. Greater good and all that."

- What kind of animal are you?

"UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THOSE GIANT FREAK OF NATURE NUGS THAT YOU CAN RIDE INTO BATTLE. THAT. FOREVER."

- Name your worst habits.

"I hide my real personality. See, when i first showed up, i obviously wasn't in the mood to crack jokes. But then everyone got it in their head that the Herald of Andraste is some stoic warrior sent by the Maker himself. It drives me crazy not being able to be myself, but i doubt Cullen would enjoy planning our next battle with me very much if i spilled my thoughts, which are usually an elaborate string of dick jokes. I also cry very easily, another thing i hide. I also hate myself, and think im not worthy of this job. I panic easily and half of the 'heroic' things i've done have been pure instinct. So i guess my worst habit is: i'm a mess."

- Do you look up to anyone at all?

"My best friend Samahl. He's been through so much, but always comes out the other side smiling. I've learned a lot from him."

- What's your sexuality?

"Diiiiiiiiiick."

- Do you go to school?

"HAH, LAUGHABLE. I was born and raised in Dust Town. I never even learned to read until i turned 14 and met Samahl. Thank Stone those elves love their books so much, otherwise i would have been helpless."

- Do you ever want to marry and have kids some day?

"If the Inquisition does what it's meant to do, yes and yes."

- Do you have any fans?

"...unfortunately."

- What are you most afraid of?

"Reaching a point where violence stops being a tool for the greater good and starts being something i enjoy. I don't want to hurt the people i love."

- What do you usually wear?

"Anything fancy or flowery. I even had custom armor made that looks like a noble's costume for a masquerade. I never got to experience things like that growing up, so i cherish any chance to wear something delicate or pretty. I insist all of my companions are dressed their best when they accompany me. Cole, Varric, and Dorian are the only ones who let me put flowers in their hair. I tried to glue some onto Solas once and i'm pretty sure he put a curse on me."

- Do you love someone?

"I love everyone as long as they're not trying to murder me."

- When was the last time you wet yourself?

"Laughing too hard at a dead darkspawn. It fell down some rocks and landed in a complete handstand. Absolutely stunning."

- What class are you? (High class, middle class, lower class)

"Is there something lower than lower class? Something like 'grew up in the basement of a brothel in Dust Town and didn't learn to wipe myself until i turned 10' class?"

- How many friends do you have?

"Uhm, let's see, Tadahn, Samahl, Varric, Blackwall, Ser Morris, Dagna, Quartermaster Threnn, Cullen, Josephine...uhh, let's just say 'a lot', because we could be here all day. I don't know if they consider me their friends, but i consider them mine."

- What are your thoughts on pie?

"I. Will. Eat. Anything."

- Favorite drink?

"...chocolate milk. Don't tell anyone you heard that."

- What's your favorite place?

"THE EMERALD GRAVES. It's so beautiful, i honestly wish i could live there! I get so awestruck seeing all the beautiful elven ruins, and oh my, those trees? Pure beauty. If the inquisition goes well, and i ever get to retire, i'm moving there in a little flower covered cottage. I don't care how much Bull complains, we're living that fairytale life, bitch."

- Interested in anyone?

"You think?"

- What's your bra/dong size?

"Big...for a dwarf. Do with that knowledge what you will."

- What's your type?

"Someone who could pummel me to the ground. So basically, everyone. I have a thing for people with a good sense of humor and a soft side. Looks don't matter to me very much. Except Solas, he's ugly."

- Do you want this interview to end?

"Why does it have to end? I love to talk!"

- Now it's over!

"Oh, that sucks. Well have a lovely day! Be safe! See ya!"

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Ok there it is!!! Im gonna tag @fleshwerks bc you were the person who posted this and id love to share my answers!!! Our characters couldnt be more different lol

I don't have anyone on my tumblr i can tag to do it but im gonna send this to ace. Also, @sassmastermeg u wont do this but like, read about my baby boy, you cuck.

If anyone answers this please tag me!!! I wanna learn about peoples inquisitors!!! Or if anyone just wants to talk abt da in general hmu, i need more friends who like it ),:

I can send anyone who needs it the blank form of the questions for you to copypaste!!!