#im mostly screaming about asahi

[screamin-abt-haikyuu]

I find it funny how thousands of people followed me because of the jealous series, probably expecting more content of their favs, only to see me 99.99% of the time be like:

I'm sorry in my defence I wrote it in my bio

[hoonichi]

Tell us your thoughts on how treasure legal line would be as subs! 🎤

okay! ngl i usually don’t write regarding subs, but lemme try because i had my days where sub treasure legal line was an ongoing theme in my head🤭 also won’t lie still feel a bit uncomfortable writing for doyoung even if he’s off age already? (correct me if im wrong) but yeah no doyoung here!

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hyunsuk; very submissive. like he will do anything you ask for just so he could make you feel good and vice-versa. is very sensitive, so if something feels a tad too much, expect some crying (obv, not anything painful that would make him cry, all based on the pleasure) also ajakxknd whimpers a lot and might even beg. i feel like if hyunsuk was a sub, calling you mommy/daddy would def be up his alley. (screaming rn)

jihoon; a brat. a menace truly. most of the times he would not comply to what you’re saying or telling him to do, and do it instead of how he wants. but i def think his ways of acting like that and being an annoying little shit is because he wants you to get more riled up and put him in his place <3

yoshi; tbh he’s very good to you. but there will be days when yoshi feels a bit more confident and does something that surprises you but hey now, nope, didn’t work, yoshi’s back to being your submissive baby. a part of me sees him also begging too much to the point you give in and give him what he needs/wants.

junkyu; i’d put junkyu in between hyunsuk and jihoon, a perfect imbalance of sometimes very submissive but sometimes also very hard to deal with. he would decide himself what junkyu of the day he will be for you <3 also whiny. like really really whiny. and loud. expect some high pitched moans.

mashiho; an angel for you. bringing back whimpering because yes mashiho will be a whimpering mess once your hands are on him. but like small, tiny whimpers coming from him and mostly ones for you only to hear. wouldn’t be so loud honestly.

jaehyuk; honestly tie him up and leave him for a few hours so he could think about his behavior 😤 not as bratty as jihoon but is making his way over there. unlike jihoon though, he makes it very visible that what he’s doing is on purpose most of the times. and it pisses you off even more.

asahi: ya know how he is like 97% introvert and not very talkative in public,, but very vocal when he’s with you 😼 i feel like he also has a lot of hidden kinks under his sleeve which, of course, you will definitely let him experience with you. honestly asahi as a sub is very compliant. he will let you do whatever you want to him. but drawing a line if it involves any kind of pain, not into those hardcore kinks.

yedam: ok now how do i put this,, he likes to retort back at you, feels very full of himself. so you have to put in some work to put him in his original place. loves overstimulation but wouldn’t tell you this. you probably will figure it out yourself once you see him being a whimpering mess, head empty, just pleasure.

[karasunology]

⸙ ˚₊ ➷ SUGAWARA KOUSHI & OIKAWA TOORU AS DADS HEADCANONS ! ❞

✎ . . . i'm happy that your requests are open ! and for dad headcanons?? i am right here to serve my braincells for you ma'am. what about dad! sugawara & kenma? thank you in advance 🤓😘

❝ ― submitted by @ nonnie <3 ❞

✎ . . . will you please write about oikawa, bokuto, and sugawara as dads?? :>

❝ ― submitted by @ nonnie <3 ❞

-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ sugawara koushi & oikawa tooru <3

[ trigger warnings ━ slight manga spoilers !! ]

✎ . . . DAD HEADCANONS.

[ BOKUTO KOUTARO VERSION. ] [ MIYA ATSUMU VERSION. ]

-ˏˋ playing soleil's tape ˊˎ-

[ 📼 ] . . . reposted because tumblr took it off?? ugh n e ways happy birthday again to my boy sugawara😔✋

SUGAWARA KOUSHI.

➜ before the arrival of your daughter, mans was totally cool about it; also ecstatic to say the least, he wanted to have a family for you for a long, long time, and when he finally has the chance to start it with you ─ he couldn't help but cry and be so soft on the spot with just the thought of it

➜ but he also couldn't help but be doubtful, doubtful of himself ─ will be a good enough father? will he be able to teach his daughter the important virtues in life? will his daughter even love him?

➜ but in the midst of those thoughts were you, reassuring him multiple times, that, if there was any man that you could think of, of being the father of your children ─ that man would be him, and only him

➜ ngl right now, mans wanted to give you another one after you said that 💀

➜ and when your first child was delivered, he was so encouraging and supportive of you, would whisper reassurance and words of affermations saying how great you were, how he was so blessed for having you.

➜ remember those doubts he had? all those thoughts fully dissapeared when your baby wrapped her fingers around his thumb for the first time, and suga couldn't help but cry ─ from joy? definitely, from satisfaction that you guys created this angel? of course. and relief? yeah, probably.

➜ sugawara doesn't want to spoil your daughter since he wants your daughter to know the importance of money and doesn't want her to end up being a brat

➜ but sometimes ,,, he couldn't just help it okay? ☹

➜ in the first months of parenting with sugawara, he was anything but the perfect dad but you could really see the parental instincts in him

“ kohana, come to daddy ” your husband, koushi, stretched his arms towards your daughter of five years; kneeling on the floor as you sat across from him, kneeling as well.

➜ as your daughter slowly waddled over to sugawara with a blank yet adorable chubby face, sugawara was overjoyed, to say the least.

“ yes waddle over to daddy ─ ”

➜ well, until your daughter cheekily ran across the opposite side, to you. as if flowers of many kinds surrounded her, she glided onto your surprised arms as you instinctively open tour arms out for her, a shocked laugh was heard from you.

➜ 💀💀💀

➜ your husband's jaw DROPPED Y'ALL😭✋ LET ME JUST AHHH

➜ kohana definitely got her wittiness and cheekiness from her koushi, and maybe some from you as well.

➜ sugawara let out an offended scoff as he got up so fast to chase your daughter around the house, as your daughter shrieked in fear and excitement as she waddled all over the place

➜ ugh IM SO SOFT RN, NO ONE TOUCHHHH MEEEE😡

➜ and when kohana was out with her with her aunty kiyoko and uncles daichi and asahi, sugawara was feeling a bit ,,, spicy that night that hey, why not create another one with you👉👈

➜ let's just say, while your daughter was eating caramel apples with her aunt & uncles, you were getting dic ked down by sugawara phew chile

➜ and after a few months, your son, shin was born & damn did sugawara love him

➜ unlike your daughter, your son is such a sweetie uGHHHH

➜ and loved his dad so much, is the calm and collected one while he had your hair and suga's eyes

➜ while the squad™ ; daichi, kiyoko & asahi would come to your house with every chance they get just to see your little ones and maybe even bring theirs as a playdate for shin & kohana

➜ ugh next gen typa thingz💅

➜ would play volleyball with them, but with a softer one that's a bit more kid-friendly

➜ being almost total opposites, shin and kohana would often bicker, kohana being the one to provock the fight and shin just straight up spitting facts, 6/10 of the time would win over his older sister

➜ periodt

➜ and if fights would get too much, sugawara would bONKK💥🔨 your children ( like those times where suga just fu cking bOnKs his teammates. )

➜ yeah that

➜ mans rarely gets mad and phew ,, if he ever does i just have nothin, NOTHIN to say😶

“ i HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS, WHEN MY MOTHER YELLS LIKE THIS IT'S BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME. ”

➜ he'll never be angry at them for too long though

➜ but mostly, he'll just be disappointed rather than mad

➜ and honestly that hurts more

➜ since sugawara is an elementary school teacher, he'd often tell stories about your guys' children with his students

➜ like THAT ONE TEACHER THAT JUST TALKS ABOUT THEIR LIVES AND FORGETS ABOUT CLASS

➜ UGH WE STANNNN

➜ it became an actual thing with his students that they would every now and then ask about them

➜ would have such a strong foundation built from trust, respect and just love with his children

➜ honestly you'd fallen all over again with him BECAUSE HE'S SO UGSHHSHSH

➜ HUSBAND MATERIAL

➜ SANAOL LIKE CAN'T RELATE LMAO

➜ baking !!

➜ this is one of suga's past times, and even before you guys were even married, y'all would have at-home dates and just bake

➜ and it just gradually became a thing with your children every time anyone just wants to bake something.

➜ and most of the time would end up messing up the kitchen and covered in flour

➜ 11/10 dad, may not be the most perfect dad but your kids could never ask for anyone else but him.

OIKAWA TOORU.

➜ it started off as a joke, he couldn't really remember when it all started but he would always say that you would be such a good mother whenever you would take care of him when he's injured himself or just scold him whenever he keeps over working himself

➜ but after a few years and oikawa would never have thought that he wanted to actually have a child or two with you, it started off when he would spend a few hours until pass midnight to watch cute baby videos

➜ like why was he there?? HE WAS JUST WATCHING BUZZFEED UNSOLVED A FEW MINUTES AGO LMAO WHAT

➜ and his eyes would linger onto your sleeping figure ontop of his body, face nuzzled as he could feel your nose tickle his torso.

➜ he couldn't help but play along with the thoughts of having a child with you ─ to start a family with you.

➜ you guys were already living together at argentina, and you've support him through and through with everything he has pursued in his life, and what else was stopping him from starting a family with you?

➜ yes, his schedule may be a bit busy but he had always given more than enough time to you, what hurt may it cause if he had another person to dedicate his attention as well? someone that's the perfect mixture of the love of his life and himself.

➜ and when oikawa has already set something on his mind ─ mans would always get what he wants

➜ if i were you, i'd give him anything he wants ngl

➜ just saying y'all😳✋

➜ it didn't take him a hot second to make you agree to it, and before he knew it he fell in love all over again on the bundle of joy he held on his hands

➜ would pepper you with kisses even if you were tired from giving birth, saying how proud he was of you and how beautiful the child you both created

➜ like duh, it was yours and tooru's child, your guys' baby will be a HEARTBREAKER WITH THOSE LOOKS😡

“ tooru !! ” you exclaimed as you saw your husband hold out a strawberry lollipop to your daughter while holding her with his other arm, as your daughter was ready to bite it ─ MANS REALLY SAID NO❌ RIGHTS✅😤 AND PULLED IT AWAY WHILE LAUGHING BEFORE PUTTING IT IN HIS MOUTH

➜ i'm so sorry i just ─

➜ while your daughter LOOKED SO OFFENDED WHEN SHE STARED SO HARD AT HIM LIKE

➜ THIS BITCH REALLY HAD IT COMING FOR HIM

➜ before your daughter just straight up cried right then and there while tooru's eyes widdened and tried apologizing to his daughter

“ aiko baby i'm so sorry ─  ” until your daughter slapped the lollipop from his mouth

➜ while oikawa just had that blank stare

➜ while you're trying not laugh so much because you KNOW his ego was shattered as she held her arms out for you, making grabby hands until you took her off from her father's hold

➜ oikawa : i hate it here😙😍💅

➜ aiko : it's what he deserves :)

➜ but when your daughter grew up, she ADORED HER FATHER, she would be the first to to the door whenever her father comes back from tournaments, your two younger sons, akiro and haruki would follower right after her chasing each other out

➜ oikawa still dresses her up even if she wasn't a seven year old anymore

➜ aiko is a daddy's girl and that's on periodt😡💅

➜ while aiko had tooru's playful and big dumb b energy, and your your hair and his eyes

➜ your oldest son, akiro, got your personality, and eyes but his father's hair

➜ and your youngest son, haruki, has both your eyes and hair and is a mix of yours and tooru's personality

➜ and it wasn't only aiko which held her father at such a good light that if she told him that ─ mans will be over the moon

➜ but also your two sons which found themselves loving and dedicating their love towards volleyball just like their father

➜ watching his games is a must !!

➜ his ego would not only be ASTRONOMICAL

➜ and just the overall overwhelming motivation had him serving 4 service aces in a row on periodttt

➜ your three kids would fight over who could scream the loudest in the stands for their father

➜ when he's away and your children would have those missing him hours™😔✋ oikawa would always try and contact you guys three times a day and everynight he'd be telling you guys how practice was and would also ask you guys how your days was.

➜ would teach his kids to FLIRT LMAO💀

➜ but will never fail teaching them that they should treat woman with RESPEKT ( and just overall everyone?? not just of their gender it's just because of idk??MANNERS ? )

➜ oikawa : *drinks his respect wamen juice.*

➜ ohoho but if his daughter ever starts having boy crushes MANS WOULD BE ALL POUTY

“ but loovveee ,, ” tooru drags out

“ our daughter is starting to date, what happened to marrying daddy one day? ”

“ tooru we're already married. ”

➜ you're tHIS👌 CLOSE TO DIVORCING HIS ASS

➜ you : i should have gone for the best friend instead

➜ IM JOKING YOU LOVE HIM A LOT

➜ beach volleyball !!

➜ after seeing how good beach volleyball taught hinata, giving him advantages in the indoor court, he wanted his child to as well

➜ or normal backyard volleyball will do

➜ just like with his teammates, oikawa is able to bring out the best in your children

➜ just a 11/10 dad, he may not always be with you guys because of volleyball but he'd always make time for you guys and would never neglect and forsake you guys

[chryzure-archive]

HELLO HI OK SO. FANDANIEL. He is a terrible menace and I love him. most of my knowledge comes from wiki and some clips of him on YT and I still don’t know everything bc I do eventually want to play thru endwalker!!

But basically he wants to destroy the world ithink and he just wants everyone to die <3..man of my dreams. He is an Ascian which is like.. remnants of a group of beings that existed on a planet before it was shattered into the current universe we have now and he possesses this guy named Asahi’s body for majority of his screentime. (Asahi is also one of my terrible little meow meows, he’s just a very huge asshole and an imperial soldier who died </3…) in the main story hes like teamed up with the prince of this empire and he literally just acts like a court jester LmAO. he dances around and is a general annoyance, tho that attitude is mostly just for show ithink and he’s pretty serious inside.

Before he was Fandaniel tho, on the original planet he was a man named Hermes who was in charge of this facility to create new life that would be introduced to the planet. He was a very very sweet and softspoken guy who cherished and loved life so much he hurt when he saw other beings hurt… he also wanted to find the meaning of life and he created Meteion (adorble little bird girl.. she has a lot of bird sisters that also help!!) to help aid in his search. But ithink… she came back with a report that crushed Hermes bc he found out that it was all meaningless? and nothing but suffering? thats the part im really hazy on bc idk much. And when the original planet was destroyed, he was reborn first as someone named Amon, do not know too much about him as Amon ithink he worked with technology?? and then at some point his past life and memories were awakened and then became Fandaniel. He’s called Fandaniel because before the original planet was destroyed, Hermes was supposed to fill the seat of ‘Fandaniel’ in this group of guardians. He makes me so sad bc he went from loving life so much to thinking it was all worthless and wanting to destroy everything…. I know that he does die completely in the end and when he gets reborn he’ll have to start his search for the meaning of life from scratch…. (Oh and he’s dragged into death by Asahi as revenge 😂😅) BUT YES THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT?? he’s terrible and i love him.

wow, he wants to destroy life 😍😍😍 what a dream guy for you, moon 😍😍😍 also i LOVE the court jester aesthetic, awful awful jester man 🖤 AND POSSESSION OF ANOTHER BF OF YOURS???? IDEAL.

but jokes aside, that’s such a heartbreaking backstory. i hate that he went from loving life so deeply to being so cruel. the various reincarnations makes for more heartache 😭 AND ASAHI DRAGGING HIM INTO DEATH MAKES ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A FUN, DRAMATIC CONCEPT!!!!!!!! his story scratches a specific part of my brain, WHAT A GOOD, TERRIBLE, AWFUL, AWFUL BOYFRIEND FR U!!!!!!

[lumin3xe]

Hq Characters and how they play Genshin Impact!

Love letter 💌: omg hey! So I’ve been obsessed with genshin impact and aswell haikyu so my sexy small brain though ‘what if the hq character played genshin impact?’ And here we are!

Characters: Dachi Sawamura, Koshi Sugawara, Asahi Azumane, Chickara Ennoshita, Yu Nishinnoya and Ryūnosuke Tanaka

(Will this become a series? Maybe 👀)

slighty edited and fluff!

˚ ↠ Dachi Sawamura ↞ ˚

˚ He plays sometimes, mostly with the other third years, he does play with the team tho!

˚ He probably plays it in his free time and if he feels like it

˚ Does he have a strategy? He kinda just plays it, really good on maining on a certain character 🥴🥴 (dw I’ll share it later HAHHSH—)

˚ Is he good? Yeah I like to think so! since he doesn’t play often he doesn’t really practice or grind but If he tried he could be a really powerful player.

˚ He does try to do his daily commissions but he mostly forgets it 🧍(someone has to remind him hehe, he’ll be like “oh shoot yeah— give me a minute” but he won’t play it when he’s practicing volleyball or doing hw or smt)

˚ A lot of Mora and Primogems— he knows how to wish but he just doesn’t do it often LMAO—

˚ One time he got a five star character on his first wish and asked ‘are they good?’

˚ Never has spent money on the game no, he was tempted but he’s like nah.

˚ I feel like he would have Jean and main her well.

˚ his team would be, Jean, Kaeya, Xiangling, and probably Aether (male traveler)

˚ ↠ Koshi Sugawara ↞ ˚

˚ He plays in his free time and sometimes during volleyball practice, plays mostly with the other third years and ofc plays with the rest of the team 😌😌

˚ Hmm I feel like he would try to have a strategy? Maybe when against a boss battle or smt, he looks up how to play certain characters and where to get a certain items, y’know just regular player tbh

˚ He’s an average player—nothing much. sometimes screams when one of his characters dies HSHSHD

˚ Does his daily commissions if he has time too, doesn’t mind if he misses or forgets them (but will be like “oh whoops, I’ll do them later haha” or something of the lines of that lol)

˚ Has more mora than primogems, he knows how to wishes and does it once or twice but sometimes when he‘s bored he kinda wishes alot and wastes his primogems LMAO-

˚ Same as Dachi, never spent money on the game...is what he says HAHSGH

˚ Funny thing is that he got pity once and got Ganyu IAJHAJAJW

˚ Hmm I could see him main Sucrose! tbh he really wants Albedo omg HAHA-

˚ His team is Sucrose, Ganyu, Yanfi, and Xingqiu

˚ ↠Asahi Azumane ↞ ˚

˚ To me Asahi would really like the game and try’s to play as much as he can but he feels like he would get made fun of poor asahi omg🥺Again he mostly plays with the third years and with the team 🥰🥰

˚ Yeah he would have a strategy, and he would be a good player! ( he would have a good strategy too omg)

˚ He would probably be the most best player besides someone else 👀

˚ You guessed it- he actually does his daily commissions! He either does it when he wakes up for school or when classes are done hehe ☺️☺️

˚ Decent amount of Mora and Primogems! He saves them up for new characters but he’s really tempted to just use them in a day LMAO-

˚ I don’t think he would no🧍

˚ Since he’s such a sweetheart, I feel like he would main Noelle! Her background almost made him cry but SHHHH

˚ His team would be Noelle, Barbara, Diluc and Keqing

˚ Wtf he has so many characters??? Like huh?? And he knows how to use them?? Wtf 😭😭

˚ ↠Chikara Ennoshita ↞ ˚

˚Since I don’t know much about his character—I might be OOC so pls bear with me YVGFGDRD—

˚ He plays when he’s bored, maybe when he’s walking in the halls or during volleyball practice breaks. He mostly plays with the second years and aswell the whole team!

˚ No he doesn’t 🧍HAHAHSHS— hmm he looks up strategy’s, play certain characters and etc etc but he doesn’t really do anything

˚ For some reason yeah he actually does his commissions but like,, its creepy weird LMAO?? IDK HAHSH—

˚Same as Asahi, decent amount of mora and primogems lmao, doesn’t use it often tbh, wishes once or twice, somehow gets five stars often???

˚ Nah he probably wouldn’t, if he really wanted a character tho? Yeah he would.

˚ Hmm he probably mains Aether (male traveler) or a five star character rlly good, like maybe even insanely good?

˚ His team would be Aether, Chongyun, Tartaglia, and Diona

˚ Yes he got Tartaglia HAHSHHS—

˚ ↠ Yu Nishinoya ↞ ˚

˚ This dude plays all the time I BET AGAHAHA (Passing time during class, volleyball practice breaks, during the halls etc etc!! Like I swear HAHA—)

˚ He plays a lot with Tanaka! And like try’s to play with everyone else on a regular, he wants to get better at the game and likes to grind/practice a lot on the game!

˚ Is he good tho? Hmm that’s up to you really!

˚tbh his strategy is too smash the buttons— IM KIDDING IM KIDDING HAHHS— I feel like he knows what he’s doing? But like not really 🧍but he’s trying!!

˚ Tho it’s really cute when he wins a battle with a huge boss 🥺🥺(Tanaka hypes him UPP—)

˚ He does like two of his daily commissions and forgets about it— he thinks he’s done them but no LMAO—

˚ A lot of Mora but literally no Primogems— he has like 40 or 60 but his boy Tanaka helps him save them up!!

˚ As much as he wants to spend money on the game, he doesn’t, he wants to get his Primogems fair and square.

˚ He mains Lisa. HSHSHSH— tho in all seriousness he’s really good at maining electro characters!! Like for example he really likes Fichel! He thinks she’s cool 😎😎

˚ Part of him actually believes her story’s HAHA

˚ His team is Lisa, Razor, Fischl and Keqing

˚ Tanaka was nice enough to gift Keqing to noya 🥺🥺

˚ ↠ Ryūnosuke Tanaka ↞ ˚

˚ Like Noya he plays alot! But little less more than him lmao

˚ Knows a little bit of what he’s doing, but just the same with noya but with a little knowledge :)) he’s not bad tho

˚ Yo ngl when noya and Tanaka co-op, there kinda insanely good 😳😳

˚ Talking about co-op they like to call eachother and do boss battles together and it’s like so wholesome?? (Ignore the screaming tho HAHA-)

˚ Surprisingly he does his daily commissions! He try’s to remind noya while he’s at it but kinda forgets lmao

˚ Nah he probably wouldn’t due to noya (fair and square my dude)

˚ Hmm decent amount but not a lot of Mora and Primogems, but he gets characters!! He gets a lot of four stars but somehow he’s good at maining them!

˚ My guess he mains Rosiaro! He thinks she’s pretty— pretty cool! (Shhhh, you didn’t see that)

˚ He also thinks Fichel is cool too, and yes, he believes the story’s she tells.

˚His team would be Rosiaro, Lisa, female traveler (Lumie) and Beidou

HOLY SHIT—THAT TOOK A LOT OF BRAIN POWER TO CONTINUE THIS— YES I KNOW IM WEAK STFU SJSBJAHAH— ANYsways,, I hope you enjoyed this :))))

Also if you wanna play with me in genshin impact send me a dm or ask 🥴🥴 Btw if your wondering my team is, Lumie, Xingqiu, qiqi, and Yanfi!! I mostly main Lumie and Xingqiu hehe

Also my next part will include the rest of the Karasuno team so keep an eye out hehe! Also remember to take care of yourself ilysm!! 💖💖💖💖

reblogs are appreciated :))

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! music idol au (karasuno ver.)

at long last here it is!! also most of this is based on my knowledge about kpop groups and the industry (as a kpop fan) but i made a lot of tweaks and i’m basically imagining this in a world where the kpop industry wasn’t so hard on its idols and churning out commodities. but yeah! this is going to be the first part of a series so stay tuned for more! also this is p long because i added hc’s for kiyoko and yachi >~<

okay so in my head karasuno (or KRSN im sorry im bad at coming up with names) is like one of those really large groups that hav sub-groups kinda like NCT

they're from a fairly small entertainment company called umm KS Entertainment (im sorry im bad at names hnghn pt. 2)

its headed by ukai who's also like a really awesome choreographer and takeda who's like YG if YG had an exact opposite really kind twin who actually values their idols

(sorry im really salty)

takeda is honestly the sweetest, he's responsible for scouting and judging auditions

he'll basically let anyone who appears to put their all in pass the audition

he also likes to take care of all the trainees and make sure ukai hasn't made them dance to death

production crew are: ennoshita, kinoshita, and narita

kinoshita's like responsible for planning the concepts for every comeback

sometimes he thinks of really wild ones and ukai's jus like whoa there lets tone it down a bit

narita tag-teams with kinoshita by being karasuno's amazing stylist

his favorite person to style is suga but dont tell anyone that

and lastly we have ennoshita who singlehandedly produces every track on every album

he's also a really good vocal coach

and he's very tired because he's the producer and he also has to deal with tanaka and noya knocking on his door every five minutes

subgroup (night) KRSN-N

consists of: daichi, suga, asahi, noya, and tanaka

ok so karasuno has basically two main types of concepts: night (which is more like rugged and bad boy) and day (which is more boy-next-door and sweet)

the night subgroup has like a very strong rap line consisting of daichi, noya, and tanaka while for vocals we have suga and asahi

daichi is their leader ofc

he, suga, and asahi were in the same batch of trainees and had to (survive) live with each other for quite a while

his rap skills are really consistent and he has really good flow. also tends to start off their songs

his dancing skills are also impressive and basically just a great all-around guy

he's also really stressed from managing his group members esp because they're all children

asahi is one of their only two vocalists but he also has some good skills with music production and likes to work with ennoshita

he has a really deep but mellow voice

really shy when it comes to being onstage and meeting fans but he has the sweetest smile

tanaka is part of their dance line because boy can he bust out the moves

doesn't mind performing without a shirt. kinoshita has styled with him just wearing a jacket most of the time

his stage presence is just woah

the kind of performer who'd really get up close and personal with cameras and also people's phones

everything about him screams bad boy except for when he's really sweet in fansigns

noya is like their lightning-fast rapper who always comes in during the bridge

takeda heard him rap for barely a minute and quickly signed him in

more often than not enters the stage while piggybacking tanaka or asahi

also an amazing dancer who does all the gravity defying flips and jumps

he was invited more than once to collab with other artists

he and tanaka are trainee buddies and were inseparable ever since they ran into each other naked in the shower room

now for suga

he's like main visuals also main vocals also main dancer

was talented ever since he sprouted from the womb

he actually didn't audition his mom posted a video of him covering 'euphoria' by jungkook which takeda happened to come across

his voice is very high and he often harmonizes with asahi during the chorus

also tends to be really affectionate with daichi onstage and everywhere basically

so many 'daisuga being karasuno's parents for 15 mins' videos

subgroup (day) KRSN - D

NOW WE HAVE THE CHILDREN CHILDREN

okay so these guys have been together since their trainee years and basically had to live in the same room

which was like chaotic because they were always fighting and only yamaguchi knew how to do laundry so everyone was trying to be his friend

until daichi and takeda gave them a little pep talk so they don't hate each other so much now

n e weigh

first up we have yamaguchi who is basically jus very boy-next-door and also the unofficial leader of the group

he has an amazing voice and can hit the highest notes and he has a tendency to wink at the cameras

main vocalist and visuals

his fans love him because he's just so sweet

sometimes daichi comes in to check on how he's doing and treats him to a meal

he likes to check on other members during live shows

looks stunning in white suits also the fans made a petition for him to grow out his hair and now his hair is long

he and tsukishima have both dreamed of becoming idols and auditioned together

tsukishima's the main (only) rapper of the group

my brain: hnGhh rapper tsukki nskdkssm

he had to work on his stage presence but when he finally Got It he is such a master at it

also had to work on his dancing because he looked like a wiggling beanpole at first

most of his lines are actually written by him esp because he didn't want to say anything that felt embarassing for him and ukai was like 'why dont u write ur songs then?' and he's like 'mAYBE I WILL'

hinata's our other main vocalist, also main visuals and main dancer

his voice is p ordinary but whats great about him is that he's able to keep it consistent while busting out the hardest moves

personally learned a lot of his dancing from noya and tanaka

also he's always in the center because he's short and he looks adorable

he can nail the high notes too btw

he's the kind of idol who has the most random and funniest videos on twitter

kageyama's like their genius maknae

he had been training for such a long time and he actually wanted to be booked for another entertainment company but was rejected (hmm i wonder which company this was ??)

but he was a fan after seeing suga practicing when he toured the company and decided to join KRSN

he's in the vocal line as well and also main dancer

his voice is a lot lower so he harmonizes with yamaguchi and hinata

he and hinata were very competitive when it came to dancing during their trainee days

but they balance each other out pretty well and like to choreograph dance breaks together

super shy around fans and fansigns

most of the pics of him have kageyama doing the peace sign because he's awkward af

KRSN as a whole

takeda and ukai really encourage all of them bonding together and taking breaks in between all the stress of practicing and performing

they all live in one big house and its really chaotic

very few people know how to cook and do laundry

also there is an average of 2 accidents per week

but they do get along when it comes to practicing for the next comeback, especially when the subgroups have to collab

ennoshita's studio is a mess of sticky notes and crumpled up paper with probs asahi, daichi, tsukishima, and ennoshita napping on a couch

suga loves being able to train hinata and yamaguchi with vocals and they have a project of covering a new song every week for the fans

tanaka, noya, kageyama and hinata also spend a lot of time in the dance studio

whenever there's a new song they like to come up with movements to add to the choreography

after a really hard day of dancing they end up falling asleep in the studio and waking up to take-out courtesy of takeda

photoshoots and styling sessions take forever since there are so many of them but also its a good time for the members to get some sleep

but kinoshita and narita do not but in the end its all worth it when they see the photos and the reactions from the fans

their music and performances are very varied since they like to show that they're versatile as much as they can

they don't really prioritize being precise and flawless, more on channeling the emotion of their songs and power in their dances

no two performances of the same song are ever the same 

KIYOKO

okay so takeda also had this genius idea of bringing out solo acts and after another round of auditions, kiyoko caught his eye

she's a bit older with idol training and recently left the group she was supposed to debut with because the company didn't treat them right

my girl kiyoko knows her rights

she's basically an all-around talent: good at singing, dancing, rapping, and visuals

takeda knew he would be dumb to overlook her and even though they've mostly been producing boy bands, maybe they'll have success with a solo female idol

kiyoko was very clear abt wanting to have more control over how she was going to be presented and also wanted the opportunity to write her own songs

and takeda and ukai were jus like well yeah duh, that's why we scouted you

kiyoko was like an immediate success

her style is def very sassy and sexy, especially with her dancing ability

kind of like Chungha or Hwasa

but her fans also like her more melancholic and deep songs that are accompanied by her piano playing

she's also super confident and loves to use her platform to empower women

sometimes she does get together with the KRSN members

she collabs pretty often with suga esp when it comes to dance covers and performances

the day she asked tanaka and noya to be back-up rappers for one of her songs was the happiest moment of their lives

kiyoko's a fucking queen

HITOKA

because i wrote hc's for kiyoko i have to make one for yachi too

she's quite interesting because yachi joined like one of those idol training shows and kiyoko happened to be a guest judge

watching yachi sing made her sense some sort of potential so kiyoko being the bad ass bitch she is convinced takeda and ukai to work with her

yachi almost died hearing that Queen Kiyoko thought she had potential

her first years training to be an idol were really tough on her, esp since she was aiming to be a solo act

but she spent a lot of time training with the KRSN - D group and they really helped boost her confidence

everyone in KRSN and kiyoko asked their fans on twitter to support her when yachi's first album dropped

yachi's music is super mellow and light and she has a very sweet, high voice

comeback stages and music video shootings are pretty scary for her but she really shines in live, studio sessions

also knows how to play guitar

writes her own songs !!!

during her first fan meeting she prepared a bunch of presents for her fans and was scared that no one would come but a whole bunch of people did and she was so happy she almost cried

haikyuu!! music idol au series: karasuno vers., seijoh and shiratorizawa vers., nekoma and fukurodani vers.

[thirsthourdemon]

Yuu Nishinoya

I honestly feel like Yuu nishinoya doesnt get enough credit in the simping community. I understand everyone loves him as a comical relief and a great libero but I have rarely seen writers who do write about nishinoya. I get that most girls want their tall boys and that they want to be towered over but I am here to prove that Yuu Nishinoya is worth simping for.



Exhibit A: He’s a supportive friend

Yuu nishinoya is the type of person that will tell you that they will really punch you if you keep saying bad stuff about yourself. He will support you through everything you want to do as long as he knows you’re safe. Being a supportive friend also means he can be a very supportive S/O. We joke around simps a lot but let’s be real it feels really nice when someone in the crowd says you’re amazing even when everyone else isnt that interested and that is Nishinoya. He will be that boyfriend that does whatever he can for you not because he’s a simp well yes but not the point he will do it because he wants you to see him through his eyes. You see how he is with shimizu? That’s how he’ll be with you and more.



Exhibit B: He will never make fun of you for your insecurities

Out of all the people Nishinoya, korai and hinata knows how it feels to be underestimated because of how small they are. Nishinoya out of the three is the smallest one and even shoyo for a certain extent “Looked down on him”. Nishinoya will never make you feel like your appearance because what about your appearance? He saw you as the most beautiful person out there! There wasnt anything wrong with you and If you wanted to change then he’d allow you to change as long as it was your decision and not because you felt pressured. He would pick a fight with any one who insulted you because ARE THEY BLIND?! Their S/O was like a gift from the heavens! As a crow he would sure want to peck their eyes out! You were/are/will be beautiful in his eyes.



Exhibit C: Polishing skills (Supportiveness 2)

As we all know he loves showing you how amazing you are. He did it to Asahi and that man is like one of the most insecure characters I’ve seen in the show. He wont just cheer you on but he will help polish your skills. He might not look it but nishinoya is the type to learn but his way of learning is different. He doesnt get by with books however if you tell him that you’re learning how to paint or to do calligraphy? He will MOST DEFINITELY give you the time and space to do your thing. We saw that in season 1 nishinoya got bruises when he was training a certain style and I see him totally doing something like grind up ink sticks or help cover your room with newspaper so you wont get paint anywhere. He will help you polish your skill because he knows you will help him polish his by throwing a few balls or making him food. Speaking of making him food...



Exhibit D: FLEXING

He is just so...HAPPY! If you ever made this boy a boxed lunch, a lucky charm, a sign or wear his jersey to a game? He will appreciate you so much that he shouts it to the rooftops. If you gave him something like a lucky charm that he can wear? Let’s say a little bracelet or anklet? He will wear it and take care of it. He will even show you off to his friends or the whole school if he could! I dont know about you guys but I love being flexed because I like having my small ego stroked okay? Hahaha anyways nishinoya appreciates and it gives him so much strength that he gets pumped to the point it overflows sometimes. He will walk around holding your hand and even swinging it just to tell everyone that “LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL BEING! I AM WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PERSON!”. Overall...

He be flexin you like how a kid would flex around the stars that they got that school day.









Why I love nishinoya:

I honestly love a lot of guys from haikyuu but I know that out of all of them...The most compatible with me werent the ones that I mostly simp for such as kenma or ushijima. I wouldnt be compatible with them and Im sure of it because I hate silence. I dont like it when people dont talk to me when they want something. I cant handle it because though for me I dont see any reason to I understand that some people have a really hard time at it. Nishinoya would be the most compatible because he will tell you what he wants and if he doesnt he actually will be so obvious that you dont need to hear from his lips anymore because he basically gave it away like him giving you his shirt “Just in case” he comes over even though you live like right next to him? He obviously wants you to wear it! Noya at the same time is the type of person who hypes everyone up and me being me I know I hype up everyone in my proximity. It will just be me and noya Hyping each other up because we both think the other deserves it! Being flexed. I cannot tell you enough how I melt when someone actually flexes me to their friends or their social media. Im sorry but It’s an insecurity of mine that Im not worth being shown off thats why my previous relationships never did. Oops- Anyways noya is noya. His supportive nature, his passion and his goofy personality basically screams I would go good with him HAHAHAHA

NO MORE SELF INDULGENTS 😤

[dokifluffs]

thank you for the happiest years of my life

warning: *spoilers to like parts of basically the entire show and manga but also mostly crack. soo you have been warned* also warning, l o n g

thank you hinata for your toilet song and your sunshine persona, never giving up and also all your bowel issues getting you in the most uncomfy situations with other teams, for being the greatest decoy thank you kageyama for your jingru bell, jingru bell and all your hinata boke’s, milk breaks, and probably deformation of hinata’s skull from how many times you grabbed it thank you tsuki for your arara gomen and being tol boi #1with great character development but also staying the sassiest one omfg thank you yamagucci for your gomen, tsukki and being tol boi #2 with superb confidence building thank you yachi for being the best townsperson B thank you tanaka for killing dadchi. Tanaka, nice kill! and being literally one of the best characters thank you noya for your rolling thundas and being the coolest senpai and being karasuno’s guardian and also choosing to come to karasuno simply because you liked the girls’ uniforms thank you ennoshita for being best dad #2 and tutoring tanaka and noya thank you kinoshita and narita for existing even tho you two are the most slept on akjhdkad thank you suga for being the best mom and also singing under the sea  thank you asahi for being unintentionally scary and dressing up as jesus evry year for karasuno christmas  thank you kiyoko for always looking out for karasuno  thank you dadchi- deadchi- daichi for being best dad #1 thank you takeda for being the teacher sponsor of the club and having the best quotes out there homie, you really big brain thank you ukai junior for reminding the crows that volleyball is a game where you look up 

Thank you Karasuno, for teaching me to fly

thank you oikawa for teaching me that instinct is something you polish, talent is something you bloom. also for all your yoho, tobio chan’s and milk bread being your favorite food, for hitting it till it breaks. you were always enough and i wish we could’ve seen you bring your team to nationals. hope your knee gets soon buddy thank you iwa for always calling oikawa shittykawa and etc. best bestie out there and also, you did your best. you are not a failure as an ace for aoba johsai. also thank you for making sure oikawa rested  thank you mattsun and makki for being such an iconic duo  thank you kunimi for sticking out your tongue in season 4  thank you kindaichi for being onion head and having a great character development thank you kyotani for making me intimidated of an anime character like bruh. homie, your back said “C”-  thank you yahaba for being best setter #2 tehe and also putting kyotani in his place  thank you watari for being Aoba johsai’s guardian and being tanaka written in cursive thank you yuda, sawauchi, and shido even if i didnt pay you any attention adkjah im sorry 

thank you Aoba Johsai for teaching me how to rule the court 

thank you kuroo for your hyena laugh, befriending kenma when you moved in next door, and being literally everything  thank you kenma for being best pudding head and being the best sugar daddy after the time skip to our hina baby  thank you lev for being long boi and having one of the best glow ups in s4 like literally scrumptious. Cant want to see your time skip animated and also, you’re gonna be a great nekoma ace one day bb  thank you yaku for being literally the best libero im sorry noya kajdhas omg akjda goals and also putting lev in his place  thank you shibayama for stepping in as libero when yaku got hurt in land vs. sky you did great bb  thank you yamamoto for being tanaka written in magnum sharpie, punk font and getting into a dispute with Tanaka on S I T E thank you teshiro for being best setter #2 uwu  thank you kai for being one of many underrated characters that should’ve gotten more  thank you teshiro for looking the most like a cat and being a pinch server thank you inuoka for being a lil sunshine too 

thank you Nekoma for teaching me how to connect

thank you bokuto for serving all of us your juicy a$$ but also being the best hype boi out there, capable of being so strong and proving to be so much stronger by growing out of your emo modes, for making akaashi choose to come to fukurodani thank you akaashi for playing with your fingers, for always looking out for bokuto, teaching all of us that we are the protagonists of the world, having a list of his weaknesses memorized thank you konoha for doing what we all wanna do and knee bokuto’s voluptuous ass thank you waisho for being like a normal lookin type bokuto  thank you sarukui, anahori, komi, and onaga for being part of this great team and also boosting bokuto up

thank you fukrodani for teaching me how to pour my soul into everything (every ball) 

thank you ushijima for teaching me how to harvest and farm for the ripest of fruits thank you tendo for BAKI BAKI NI ORAE NANI WO and being a weeb too. you were never a monster as a child or ever in your life  thank you goshiki for being female jirou from my hero academia and also realizing how much you need to improve at the end of s3. made me cry man  thank you semi for being suga in punk rock font  thank you reon for being you cause you rock homie. you and kai would so vibe together man. good vibes all around thank you soekawa, yunohama, kawanishi, and sagae for existing even though yall were slept on thank you yamagata and akakura for having shiratorizawa’s back’s as liberos thank you shirabu for using ushijima to your disposal like he wished. you gon be a great doctor bb

thank you shiratorizawa for teaching me how to have an intense force to my persona thank you aone for being the best iron wall and having the cutest friendship with hinata like omg his current fear is no one wanting to sit near him on the metro akdjhahds i’ll sit with you  thank you koganegawa for being the best angry bird bb  thank you Futakuchi for getting knocked over when you chest bumped aone  thank you obara, onagawa, and fukiage for existinggg thank you sakunami for having Dateko’s backs 

thank you dateko student section for making the most iconic cheer out of the entire show that’ll never die also, check out the live action stage ones akjdhas nekoma is stuck in my head 

thank you dateko for having the best cheer in the show 

thank you saeko nee-san for being the best tokyo drift driver out there with your Taiko team and being the best leader leading the karasuno cheers for da bois thank you karasuno’s voice principal for not expelling our two celled boyos, kageyama and hinata   thank you third gym for all the oya oya’s  thank you bokuto for hooking tsuki onto volleyball when he blocked ushi  thank you takeda for scaring ukai junior in season 1 when he repeatedly went back to beg him to be the coach for karasuno, begging to so many coaches and making sure they could have practice matches with other schools thank you to hinata’s tennis friend who taught him how to splatter step(?) thank you ukai senior for teaching them about the tempos thank you to the old guy that goes to every karasuno game even tho literally no one knows him bruh  thank you to Shimada for teaching our bb boi yams to float serve thank you for the twins and sakusa and so many more teams  thank you for bringing us to brazil with hinata, reuniting him and oikawa  thank you for all the commercial breaks  thank you for all the memes aka haikyuu dubbed thank you for all the radio shows with characters we may never get to see on the screen together thank you tsukki for pressing hinata’s diahrea spot thank you for dub yams’ he he he waluigi laugh thank you hinata for inspiring asahi to join the team again thank you kageyama for probably breaking hinata’s back so many times by kicking him  thank you asahi for calling out to suga  thank you kageyama for scaring the living shit out of hinata when he hit you in the back of the head with his rushed serve in season 1 in the practice match against aoba johsai thank you for all the meat buns eaten after practice, the popsicles nishinoya ate in two bites thank you noya for all the epic saves and pancakes you dove for  thank you for kageyama’s “nuff, nis, niceu-” to tsukki  thank you for tanaka and noya and yamamoto for all women are queens club  thank you suguru for getting under kuroo’s skin and making him petty asf in land vs sky  thank you alisa for being literally breathing, you and lev look so goodd post time skip like haiba sibs rule the world thank you tv that hinata had happened to be passing by, playing the game with the little giant, inspiring him to go to karasuno  thank you kageyama’s grandpa for getting him into volleyball 🥺 thank you for all the races while running, all the flying receive laps, the hill runs, the training camps, practice matches thank you for all the disputes that could happen before all the gears could be made and put into place  thank you kiyoko for saying that tanaka for some reason looks good with a banana thank you for the meat god dance, the serve cheer poses  thank you for making me love volleyball tenfold thank you for moi pon  thank you kageyama for telling hinata that he’s the greatest when he’s around, giving him his first official toss thank you hinata for telling kageyama that he sets just fine

thank you to all the voice actors for starting and staying through all the years to bring all our favorites to life, never failing us once

thank you spyair, burnout syndromes, tacica, nico touches the walls, sukima switch, galileo galilei, and more for so many amazing ops and eps

thank you for all the memories, all the laughs, cheers, heart racing moments, the moments that made us grip onto pillows, the edge of our seats, tears, addicting chants, making me simp for like 50 people, making my cheeks hurt from smiling so much, my voice raspy for cheering and screaming so much. 

thank you to this fandom for being like a second family, sharing all our love and crackheadedness 

thank you for the happiest years of my life

thank you haikyuu, thank you Furudate for bringing this amazing story to all of us and touching our lives with it 

[chucklegigglechortlesnort]

Helloo!! Can I request some hcs for suga and noya with a libero s/o who is pretty high in the rankings? Love you🥺

kinda highkey really like this concept ngl

ps love you too uwu

Libero S/O:

Nishinoya Yuu:

Is literally so excited

definitely practices drills with you and aggressively shows off

boasts about you to anyone who will listen

really enjoys that there’s someone his height/shorter than him he can be short with

will never admit that out loud tho

tries to teach you rolling thunder

will try to make as many of your games/tournaments as possible

screams his head off when he cheers for you because “THATS MY S/O WHO RECEIVED THAT KILLER SPIKE LOOK AT THEM GO”

Tanaka and Hinata occasionally tag along to come watch your games and are both hella impressed

Que the “gwah”s and “uwahh”s

Hinata definitely asks you for advice on how to receive and noya is mildly offended bc “whY dIDn’T hE AsK hIS sEnpAI”

but he’s mostly proud

mostly

your biggest fan and supporter both on and off the court

Sugawara Koushi:

so so so so amazed by your ability

he sees how hard noya works all the time during practice so he has an idea of how hard you had to work in order to get as good as you are

loves coming to your games to watch you play

also boasts about you, but a little less obnoxiously animatedly than noya does

soft praise after games where he wraps his arms around your shoulders and smooches you on top of your head

will bring daichi and asahi to your games to watch you play

noya came along once and was hella impressed

gave you some solid noya praise

you know the kind

Suga def tries to teach you how to set so you can pull some super special moves for your team

you help him work on his receiving form (wink wink)

it’s all very cute and flirty

que the “im going in under the ‘guise of helping you but really it’s an excuse to get you in my arms” cliche

[alissamoonpeace-remade]

Tsukishima x Yamaguchi + Hq!! Ships mess

[this was supposed to be posted past year but I procrastinate and just now it is coming out]

Me and @asexuallyaroused​ (Mostly them lmao I am not really creative) were talking about Tsukiyama in canon (Even if it is not, we talked a lot about Tsukkiyama and it is so nice and we wanted to share. We laughed a lot,quality content. )

Welp, here we go on this wild adventure.

Twelve years old. Two awkward and tall twelve years old boys, confessing to each other. Probably during their weekly sleepover, and Yamaguchi probably stuttered during his confession and Tsukishima did that “Pathetic” thing and finished off what Yamaguchi was saying because he knew what he was saying already and when Yams got all embarassed Tsuki grabbed him and cuddled him the entire night. And they probably didn’t kiss at that time, only when they got older, like how we see them in the anime or a little before the actual bfs.  Mostly because Yamaguchi got sort of nervous whenever he thought about it and because whenever he wanted Tsukishima looked so disinterested and looked happier just to hold his hand so Yamaguchi was just like “If he doesn’t want to kiss me then I’m fine with this”

So he forgets about it and they’re happy for months until probably during another sleepover (which was just more cuddling in Tsuki’s room) Yamaguchi is leaving the next morning. And then they’re at the front doorhand as Yamaguchi turns around to say bye and “Thanks for having me” Tsukki leans down and kisses him and slams the fucking door, and he waits until he hears a  "wh.huuhhh...WHAAAAAAAAAT" he has no idea what he did

And his face goes completely red and he falls on the floor and waits until he hears Yamaguchi leave and then he just goes outside and screams because “WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST DO ”

So the next day, after the 'kiss' (if Tsuki can even say that) he refuses to even look at Yamaguchi in the face because he's so embarrassed by it. And it gets to the point where Tsukishima is pretty much ignoring him so when they get their alone time (probably during lunch) Yamaguchi confronts Tsuki about it, but Tsukishima denies it straight out and this only pisses Yams off more, so after he gets no response he grabs Tsuki by the collar and asks again (louder and more in his face this time)  but BECAUSE of how close they are in that moment Yamaguchi notices how Tsuki's eyes flicker down to his lips during this and it all clicks, so while they're already in that position he kisses him and goes "So that was all, Tsuki?" and THIS EMBARRASSES TSUKI MORE OF COURSE.... so he reverts to his tsundere mode and goes "Don't call me Tsuki..." and while they're walking back hand in hand Yams just starts singing "TSUKIIII" really loudly while Tsukishima is fixing his collar and hiding his reddening face

Kei’s brother would be so chill about it. Akiteru would be like “Oh that’s nice! You can bring your boyfriend to eat dinner/lunch here! ”

And he probably embarasses Yamaguchi every time he came around omg whenever he sees Tsukishima and Yamaguchi go into Tsukki’s room after dinner: “Don’t do something IIIII wouldn’t do~~~” “NII-CHAN SHUT THE FUCK UP”. Akiteru would also be like,to Tsuki or Yams: “How was the sex?”

And during the breakfast the next day “Do you guys know where I can buy earplugs?” “um no, why do you need earplugs” “just to block the noise out - it gets REALLY loud at night - not that you two don't know about it” “NII CHAN I SWEAR TO GOD” and Yamaguchi is just looking down quietly oR  YAMAGUCHI PULLING HIS ANGRY TOL BOYFRIEND BACK FROM STRANGLING HIS BROTHER ACROSS THE TABLE

AND AKI IS JUST LAUGHING TO HIMSELF  “HAHA I DID GOOD” “SHUT UP U DID SHIT NII CHAN”

[tol babies blushing hard and the telephone pole is trying to reach his brother while trying not to hurt yams, bc he knows yamaguchi is leaning across his back grabbing his arms like ‘’let it go tsukki you KNOW he’s joking]

"I DON'T CARE TADASHI I'M STILL GONNA PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKIN FACE" AND THEN IT GOES ALL SILENT AND AKI JUST COVERS HIS MOUTH SO HE DOESN'T LAUGH AND GOES "did... did you just call him tadashi?"

Tsuki: "...excuse me."

He just leaves the table and goes out the front door and it goes quiet between Aki and Yama, then they HEAR THE FUCKIN BANSHEE SCREAMS

BECAUSE THAT'S ALL TSUKI DOES WHEN HE FUCKS UP

He accidentally called his bf Tadashi so ofc he’s going to scream. Aki bursts out laughing. Yamaguchi just sighs. “What family had I gotten myself into”. Aki is wondering why his brother is like that, Yamaguchi is regretting his life choices.

Then Tsuki comes back to the table completely calm and they continue eating breakfast. Aki has tears streaming down his face while Yamaguchi is trying not to laugh  thistimeyourenottheonesassing

Tsukishima is tyring hard to breathe properly but his face is completely red

"This isn’t cool" He makes sure to call the bf  "Yamaguchi can you pass the milk"  "Sure thing Kei"

AKI DIES YAMAGUCHI SMILES TSUKISHIMA FALLS OFF HIS CHAIR C H A O S THIS ISN'T C O O L TSUKKI

So they’ve been dating for 4 years now and introducing each other as ‘’my boyfriend Tsukki/Yamaguchi’’ but that’s only when someone asks and this is volleyball and everyone’s busy *cue volleyballs hitting the ground in the tune of crazy in love* and no one really notices their couple-y things,they just chalk it up as childhood best friends until one day they see Tsukishima and Yamaguchi walking in the gym hand in hand (mama suga suspects a little and maybe Ukai too, but they don’t say anything, I mean, how do you ask the two first years). So from now on everyone’s seen it already and suspects something EXCEPT FOR KAGS AND HINATA BC THEY ARE WAY TOO DENSE, they’re just ???

When Suga and Daichi notices them walking hand in hand and they go ‘’u go ask them’’ ‘’NO U’’, THAT’S WHEN HINATA QUESTIONS ‘’ASK THEM WHAT?’’ SO SUGA JUST TAKES THE OPORTUNITY SMILING AND ‘’HEY HINATA do you mind doing me a favour’’ ‘’YES! NO!’’ (bc it’s fucking hinata) ‘’can you ask Tsukishima and Yamaguchi how long they’ve been dating’’ and that’s when small shouyou does that silly crow noise ‘’HUUWAAAAHAAHHH???? THEY’RE DATING? SINCE WHEEEENNNN’’ AND HES PRACTICALLY CRYING SO KAGS JUST shrugs and goes ‘’I’ll ask’’ except he chickens out because ‘’EW AS IF I’M TALKING TO HIM’’

SO TANAKA AND NOYA DO IT INSTEAD. DIRECT AND STRAIGHT.

When Yamaguchi goes to change,noya screams ‘’HEY GLASSES YOU AND YAMAGUCHI R PRETTY CLOSE HUH?’’. Tsukishima does that eyebrow thing and goes ‘’what of it?’’. Tanaka: ‘’WELLLLLL as ur senpais we just wanted to know what was up!’’ and tsukki resists making a height joke and instead just goes ‘’we’ve been together for 4 years’’; yams comes from nowhere he just heard the last part and grabs tsukki’s hand then ‘’did you guys just realize that?’’ ‘’EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW’’ NISHINOYA SCREAMS SHOUYOU SCREAMS EVEN MORE KAGEYAMA DOESN’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED SUGA IS LAUGHING TO HIMSELF DAICHI IS JUST LIKE ‘’resist making a dad joke resist making a dad joke’’ TANAKA SCREAMS ‘’YOU’RE GAY?’’

Tsukki just nods and Daichi scream out of nowhere ‘’hEY GAY I’M DAD’’ ASAHI CRIES. NOYA PROBABLY JUMPS ON ASAHI AND MAMA SUGAWARA HITS DAICHI HARD ‘’see we aren’t the only couple here’’ ‘’SUGA WHAT THE FUCK’’. Poor Asahi is so confused he didn’t listen to everything, he’s like ‘’....did no one else know WE were a thing?’’ everything goes silent. ‘’so you guys ARE a couple?’’ daichi tries again ‘’HEY ASAHI IM’’ ‘’SHUT UP DAICHI ‘’. SHOUYOU SCREAMS EVEN MORE KAGEYAMA PUKES UP MILK AND BECAUSE OF THAT HINATA DOES IT TOO AT THE SIGHT OF HIM VOMITING.

tsukki is disgusted

Tanaka is just ‘’HEY ENNOSHITA DID YOU KNOW TSUKKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI ARE-’’ ‘’yes.’’

‘’O-OH... OK BUT DID YOU KNOW ASAHI AND NOYA ARE-’’ ‘’tanaka i walked into them making out in the broom closet when we were in first year. i knew’’ ‘’OK BUT - OK ENNOSHITA’’. Ennoshita knows everything Ennoshita is mama in training.

‘oK ENNOSHITA U SMARTASS DID YOU KNOW YOU AND ME ARE GOING OUT????’’ ‘’yes i knew that- WAIT WHAT?’’ Tanaka doesn’t want to be outdone by all the gayness going on so he just confesses right there, Ennoshita says yes but he faints straight after, Tanaka is too busy taking his shirt off and screaming with Noya. Narita and Kinoshita catch him

KIYOKO IS IN THE BACKGROUND WITH HER ULTIMATE POKER FACE  WITH THE CLIPBOARD SHE ALWAYS HAS  ´´I'm used to this``

AND SUGA IS PROBS LIKE "she's so efficient even in this chaos"SHE'S WRITING NOTES ON WHO'S GOING OUT WITH WHO

SHE'S LITERALLY WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR YACHI WHO PROBABLY FAINTED. THIS IS A LIFE-THREATENING SITUATION. SHE FAINTED LONG AGO AND LAYING DRAMATICALLY OVER KIYOKO'S LAP AND THAT'S WHEN UKAI AND TAKEDA WALK INTO SEE SUGA LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC WHILE DAICHI IS MAKING CONSTANT DAD JOKES

UKAI AND TAKEDA ARE JUST TAKING IT ALL IN. SUGA LAUGHING VERY HARD AT DAICHI'S JOKES,TANAKA SHIRTLESS AND NOYA SCREAMING

ASAHI WAS ALREADY FREAKING OUT AROUND THE TIME NOYA JUMPED ON HIM AND SAID "WE AREN'T THE ONLY COUPLE HERE", HE'S IN A FOETAL POSITION ON THE FLOOR,HIS HAIR IS HIDING HIS FACE SO NO ONE CAN SEE HIM CRYING

HES SCARED TO LIFE,BUT, what about Tsukiyama, what are they doing, they probably just left from the chaos

Ennoshita is still unconscious over being confessed to. They, Tsuki and Yams, left when the Asahi Thing happened.

Hand in hand Tsukki probably kissed his cheek and no one noticed so they just shrugged and ‘’Hey let’s go back to mine I wanna show you my new dinosaur’’ ‘’tsukki you nerd’’ ‘’are you dont want to go’’ ‘’oh yeah of course, i’m not staying HERE’’ and they juST LEAVE PRACTICE AND WHEN EVERYTHING IS CALMED DOWN BECAUSE UKAI PROBABLY SCREAMEAD ‘’SHUT UP’’

KAGS AND HINATA DYING WITH THAT GROSS THING ON THE FLOOR

TAKEDA ASKS WHAT HAPPENED

NO ONE CAN EVEN ANSWER

YACHI IS EVEN MORE FREAKED OUT

THEY CAN'T EVEN BLAME TSUKISHIMA AND YAMAGUCHI

KIYOKO CAN. BECAUSE THEY'RE LONG GONE KIYOKO SHOWS HIM THE NOTES. SHE WROTE EVERYTHING DOWN AND SHE IS CALM

THEY ALL WATCH AS UKAI AND TAKEDA'S FACES TURN EVEN MORE RED AS THEY KEEP READING IT. AND THEY KINDA JUST ... "THANKS .. KIYOKO.. UH" SHE SMILES AND GOES BACK TO YACHI WHO PROBABLY JUST WOKE UP

PRACTICE WAS CANCELLED THAT DAY THEY CLEANED UP THE MESS KAGEYAMA AND HINATA MADE..

ennoshita was dead rip. and when ukai and takeda left neither of them knew the team was watching at the door. ukai didnt know the team saw him kiss takeda before he went in his car. And how Takeda went a bit red before he went to the main school buiding they all turn around silently. Kiyoko and Yachi probably knew about them already ‘’You guys knew?’’ ‘’Yeah of course’’  (Yachi probably is still on Kiyoko’s lap) ‘’And you guys are..?’’ ‘’Yep’’. CUE THE CHAOS YET FUCKING AGAIN

^ and that's how the team found out how gay they really are

how did this conversation turn from how tsukkiyama happened to this gay MESS, we dont know