#im not scared of the police

[msmerrysunshine13]

istg if jonny and alex add anyone named fucking michael or michael adjacent i might end it all

[mtsodie]

i was going to do something completely different but i got distracted . evil blast

[favorite-lie]

recent art

[pcktknife]

I don't wanna be scared anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a-clown-with-wings]

Just putting this out here...

It's freezing out here and I feel like dca would have like a heating thing, like those heated stuffed animals.

Maybe they do. Why do you wanna know?

You aren't the person breaking in and stealing their pants are you?

[cetoddle]

#car accident #killed a deer #sat on the side of the rode and sobbed hysterically

[marsupials-of-mars]

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[annoyedlord]

I mean yeah sure France let a student have a heart attack during an exam and the teacher let them die (actively.), and the police wants us dead and will let you bleed unconscious on the floor because we fight for our rights, and the president is encouraging fascism but yeha it’s a great country you should visit!!! We have good food!!

[bl00dw1tch]

If any of you aren't keeping up with the washington dc protest you guys are missing out -- people are starting to shake and climb the secondary fence around the White House

[littlebabybabypissboy]

It's all fun and games..

Until you play season 5 of time and space

First of all WHAT THE F U C K DOES THAT MEAN, SAM

SECOND,

NAWWW 💀

[bunnihearted]

wish i was better at sh+pl¡fting sighhhhh

[dirtytransmasc]

An aforementioned warning, this is most likely very grammatically incorrect, language has never been my thing, so I said screw it and just went with what looked and sounded nice, cause I was not giving myself grey hairs over a fictional language. I bent rules to make this work, and if you don't like it, too bad.

as it's been long awaited, I have both a tag and official name for spider within my Ronal/Tonowari adoption au

spider's offical name is hì'i'tsyìl te fkew'weopx tonowari'itan,

hi'i'tsyil, hi'i meaning little, tsyil meaning climber, which is a reference to how he got nicknamed spider.

I had to come up with a family name, fkew'weopx, fkew meaning mighty, weopx meaning wave. I'm so creative and original right?

for tagging sake I'm just gonna use spider tonowari'itan to talk about the au, but spider's na'vi name is gonna get referenced more and more as I get used to typing it.

[persy-r-bozo]

Here is some dyslexic red guy

All of these bare based off of real life scenarios i myself has had with my friends.

[hyukagf]

my fuckass "adopted" lowlife brother whos almost 18 but doesnt go to school nor has a job nor pays rent just fucking RAN AWAY after my mom got mad for the boys not doing their chores and told his brother he was gonna go kms 😐 i am so fucking mad right now if i find him before im gonna choke him out myself how dare you put this on my mothers soul right now you bastard

[blackcurrant-juice]

today in forensics class we learnt about blood splatters. after class i told my friend about the time 5 years ago where i might have seen a dismembered body near my house but wasnt sure since i couldnt see clearly, and had ran away immediately since i did not feel like getting murdered that night

we were both now filled with thoughts of getting murdered on the way home but i reassured them this kind of event is unlikely to encounter

i decided to stop by the grocery store to get something to eat before i got home. the path was blocked off by tape. "did they paint the floor?" i thought as i walked closer. i looked at the tape. it was police tape. there was no fucking way.

i looked past the tape to see a bench and the floor in front covered in a pool of blood. so i turn around and run back home because i also did not want to get murdered tonight

[vanweezer]

crazy city population 1 (me) (kingsley)