#im on meds now that help but i was literally just chilling with my buddy cuddling watcing maniac and my heart monitor

[dr-gaytorius]

i am,, having a medical event :-)

[actualbird]

What I'm hearing is that Vyn is an ACTUAL STICK WTF

And Marius and Luke work out and are built

And Artem is a good medium 👀

Thank you for your most important research, Scientist Zak.

🌕

irt to nxx boys' waist sizes

hi, moon!!

and KJBJSFKGS YEAH BASICALLY.

and now i wanna ramble a bit about nxx boys' exercise and diet

wc: 1k

somebody remind vyn to eat

huhu yeah vyn is thin...im a little worried now about him now, hhhh. like, he doesnt strike me as a person who avoids eating. in fact, hes very much on the vein of indulgence and luxury and he has a sweet tooth, if his pastry making skills are anything to go by!!

so he must eat fine and maybe it's an increased metabolism thats doing this and same, ive got a stupid high metabolism and my worry is keeping my weight ABOVE the underweight line and it is a bit difficult to consistently remember to eat for that, esp if ur a busy person who has a shit memory.

what im saying is that uhh hello? vyn richter's loved ones??? PLEASE REMIND THIS GUY TO EAT, IM WORRIED ABOUT HIM. A SMALL GUST WILL BLOW AND HE'LL FLUTTER AWAY LIKE AN INFLATABLE TUBE MAN. HE'LL BE DUST IN THE WIND.

irt to exercise, i see him doing very very light stuff or maybe literally just polo, where the horse is doing MOST OF THE WORK.

when the season is good for it, he'll go hunting, but his style isnt strenuous there either. hes more of the lie and wait and sneak type than actively stalking or pursuing the game

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marius and luke work out and they will tell you!!!

these boys r insufferable, they work out and say this this a bunch outright in many stories.

sidenote: hey, i want a fic where they become gym buddies!! a gym buddy is important, esp if ur lifting weights, u need somebody to spot you (and maybe also gaze TOTALLY PLATONICALLY at the others' straining muscles). theyre ridiculous competitive-ness could come in here too, but im more endeared by marius and luke: chill gym buddies. and also every male-attracted person in that gym trying to SO HARD to look respectfully

irt diet i actually cant remember marius bringing up what he likes eating..like yeah, he must have gotten used to high end foods, but i enjoy the idea of him liking very common snacks; nuts, candied fruits, dried berries, uh. huh. do i think marius is a bird? i'll revisit that later.

luke, in canon, eats a LOT. i rmr in one SR card he ordered two burgers bc mc was hungry but mc could only finish half to he ate his burger and then the half mc didnt finish. luke is the Finisher Of Leftovers. hes the guy on the team that ensures there is no food that goes to waste ever.

and he likes snacks. biscuits, cookies, candies. not too much on the salty/savory, he's more a sweet tooth guy like vyn.

marius likes chocolate milk.

luke is downing his meds with monster energy.

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artem, mom supreme, turbo malewife pro next level

arto artie artsicle is a great medium!! i see artem as not necessarily working out but he does light stuff like jogging and yoga; stuff that keeps the lungs and heart still working and something that attempts to make him chill out (up to interpretation if it succeeds).

yoga artem...yoga artem in sweatpants...uhhh im thinking about how hot he must look so now im pushing him into a yoga class populated primarily by middle aged women who are VERY HAPPY with him being here because hes hot and sometimes he stays and shares his recipes and also hes SUCH a kind sweetheart and they cant help but pinch his cheeks sometimes and YOU! ARE! HUSBAND! MATERIAL!

can we pls get artem wing, milf magnet. thank u.

he's got a great diet and is quite conscious about eating healthy. hes the one squinting at luke picking out the veggies from his burger and luke sulks the ENTIRE TIME but places the vegetables back in.

actually, if u want healthy and happy children irt to diets, vyn and artem should be the dads (aside from the other boys). artem will make all the delicious nutritious stuff and vyn will make all the dessert rewards.

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mc + team hcs about exercise

marius and luke totally invite mc to join up and become a gym buddy, and eventually she does! tho it's less because she wants to work out and more because she 1) enjoys hanging out with her awesome friends and 2) enjoys the opportunity to ogle her sexyhot friends.

when mc joins the gym buddy club, the other male-attracted people in the gym no longer look at marius and luke. because shes death glaring them all away and the boys are none the wiser.

i want!! vyn!! to bring her hunting!!!!! like he already brought her horse riding, he might as well teach her how to use a bow and arrow, yeah? imagine....standing behind her back, so close, raising her arms to the correct stance, adjusting her grip. a lot of romance to be had here, fellas.

and then mc gets so flustered she shoots an arrow straight into the sky and they both have to take cover.

mc and artem yoga buddies pls pls pls. they r stressed people they need to both chill. and also i think mc is better at yoga than artem ksjbgjd which he doesnt mind!! but all the women in his yoga class are like "mr. wing, your partner is so flexible!!!" and then they waggle their eyebrows and his face is basically on fire lol

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mc + team hcs about food

mc enjoys going out for a meal with luke the most because luke already KNOWS all her favorite foods and cafes and restaurants and also she never has to worry about there being too much food because nothing is gonna survive Luke Pearce, The Finisher

tho marius, vyn, and artem are the people she should go to if she wants something fancy because sue her, these guys are rich and she likes luxurious food and feeling bougie sometimes!!

like, luke takes her out to casual diners and the such but marius is the one who will get a reservation to a 5 star restaurant, vyn is the one who will take her to a cafe with a renowned french pastry chef, artem is the one who will just cook whatever she wants HIMSELF.

artem's filet mignon is the best in stellis city. it's a damn shame he didnt go into culinary arts.

[rotten-rodentia]

Angry ranting

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Yesterday I missed a dose of my meds, and I got triggered by seeing one of the ppl involved jn the divorce last year and went spiraling into trying to find info on all of those ppl which just upsets me more

And since I hadn't taken my meds, my brain wouldn't chill for even a second And then I was kept awake bc I was hungry as hell.

Fell asleep at 5 am, woke up at like 9:40. Less than 5 hrs

Filled out a bunch of medical info I need for my endocrinologist, and tried to order my insurance card for another damn hour on the phone with a robot

Got contacted by manager asking if I could clock in extra early for the 3rd time this week, usually I'm like hell yeah extra money but I'm glad I didn't go to work early

Work was so damn busy today that I didn't get to cleaning the lobby until it was almost time to close anyway. Both trashcans were overflowing and there was a huge stack of trays, I started taking out trash so it would STOP overflowing but then right on time to piss me off some customers come in and I HAVE TO HELP THEM CUZ THATS ALSO MY JOB but I had to finish the trash

But if I make them wait, then I suck at my job cuz were fast food and its totally my fault that I'm the only person in charge of cleaning the lobby, 3 bathrooms, serving indoor customers, serving call in and online orders, And serving Doordash which also pisses me off cuz we'll get several Doordasg orders and the drivers like to come in super early and just stand around, or sometimes leave if we take too long. BUDDY THW APP SAYSI HAVE 15 MINUTES TO MAKE THE ORDER, I'M NOT LATE UR FUCKING EARLY. But also sometimes I am late, BC INDOOR CUSTOMERS ARE PRIORITY.

Anyway why the fuck are jobs like this? Why am I doing the work of multiple people just bc my boss wants to keep the percentage of labor under 25%?

They always schedule 1 lobby cashier to serve customers inside/doordash/call in/online orders, and 2 drive through bc drive through is the busiest

Oh and guess who has to stock all the drive through sides too?the ones for easy grabbing in the fridge? FUCKING ME.

Sweeping the lobby and the kitchen, scrubbing off the front line and the display windows, OH AND IM A BACK UP DISHWASHER.

And then my dad can't pick me up and wants me to somehow uber both me and my sister, who is at a completely different location and got off work at a different time.

Oh and apparently that one coworker who goes "Deadname this needs done" when I'm in the middle of doing something she already asks, every single minute she does that, not only is that one of the reasons other coworkers don't like her (the nagging instead of waiting for us to be done with something or even just writing a list), but our coworkers have literally corrected her on my name and she still does it. She's not even a manager either and she just bosses everyone around cuz she was SUPPOSED to train us (which doesn't happen at this establishment btw)

Highlights of my day: I saw a planned parenthood worker which just immediately made me happy, and I told her how much I appreciate them and she said that made her day bc usually when someone notices the planned parenthood logo they think or say bad things about them. Also my uber driver had a van decked out in halloween decorations which was awesome, she's my favorite uber driver now. It felt like riding with family or a friend she was so sweet

[adiyaathi]

Screenwriter meme: Vijay Sethupathi, nayan, Dulquer, nazriya

time for some made-up movies

song: shakkalakka baby - mudhalvan[tF DO I DO WITH THIS; shuffle is a terrible cause im never satisfied]

ok so expect the clichést of clichés:

a buddy cop comedy + a vigilante™ + ROMANCE D U H 

but who are the cops? you ask? 

dq and nayanthara

dulquer? he’s a sergeant/inspector 

lowkey a hoe [ofc why wouldn’t he be]; literally the exact opposite of his buddy; everyone loves him, he’s super cute, biggest Flirt™, has a girl (or guy) like every month

(his roommate sometimes has questions because dq tries to play so hard like he’s not just bringing a guy into his room)

“what no we’re friends?? yenna man solra nee, we’re going to eat cheetos and watch netflix whaat bro”

his roommate’s like ‘im not that old, i know what netflix and chill is’

*dq winks*

roommate: ‘… you know what, as long as i don’t hear anything’

speaking of his roommate

it’s vijay sethupathi, lifelong bachelor™ because of terrible Love Experiences

is also a psych and criminology professor in the university nearby

like think Young Mysterious Prof and always wears a white shirt, a tie, and black slacks [every single d a y]

is 200% done with everything 200% of the time

it took his students half a semester to get him to smile at them

they warmed up to him after dq crashed their class once [he just wanted to meme]

he was forced to guest lecture as punishment and got roasted the whole time; prof sethupathi and dq became widely known as chief and lil chief 

he’s a [not really] secret big softie for his students now tho; gives everyone all the advice they’d ever need

dq bribes him to consult for his cases sometimes when he’s stuck

sethupathi hasn’t been paid in biriyani for like the last four but it’s not really about the biriyani at this point; he’s too weak for dq

the most recent case tho, dq promises is worth it

a series of heists that leave behind nothing but a publicly posted éxposé on the victim; the og case-dealers weren’t creative enough to name the suspect so they’ve been dubbed the ‘Editor’

until now they were businessmen, or socialites and were easily covered up 

but the most recent one has blown up beyond their control; one of the deans at sethupathi’s uni had been exposed for corruption and tampering with admissions, and a challenge left behind to catch them before the next one

sethupathi: ‘ugh i hated him anyway so what’

dq pulls out a letter from the chairman

sethupathi: pffft chairman thaatha listens to me

dq points at one word: “you get 2 months off TO SPEND IT WITH ME”

*sethupathi almost falls off chair*: HE’S SPEEDING UP MY TENURE PROCESS

dq: and you get 2 months off

sethupathi’s holed himself up into dq’s office within the first week and dq’s like bro the 2 months was with me not my stuff but ok also don’t touch my nintendo switch also you have to meet the rest of the team we’re all working on this together; huh you’ll actually get along really well with my partner-in-non-crime

*sethupathi chucks an empty folder at dq’s head*

speaking of his partner-in-non-crime: nayanthara bro remember nayanthara? 

she’s queen of kollywood the special crimes department

super bad-ass and literally no one knows anything about her backstory unless she says something

[and she tends to surprise tf out of them when she does– like she went to med school for two years? when the hell was that? sHE DID BHARATNATYAM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL? the SAME NAYANTHARA WHO’S CARRIES A KNIFE NEXT TO HER GUN ANd STASHES AN AXE AT HER DESK]

softie on the inside; tough as hell on the outside

is perpetually competing with local sergeant Rajendar and his partner Yogi Babu for to see who solves the most number of cases in a quarter tho [thanks again to DQ]

[Yogi Babu’s was DQ’s partner but they can’t be put on the same case anymore without doing something stupid. we don’t speak of Operation Makeout Stakeout]

she’s prepping for the case and walks into DQ’s office with files to ask him about stuff and walks in to see him leaning back in the chair with his feet on the desk 

and Sethupathi working at the crime wall. The Sethupathi. The same one from high school to college. The same one who Did That [do i mean Romance BackstoryTM you bet your ass i do]

this case just got a whole lot trickier. 

because nayanthara knows the suspect. and sethupathi does too. just not as the suspect. 

cause the suspect? it’s nazriya? her lil sister. 

what’s nazriya supposed to be doin? WILDING IN COLLEGE WHILE SHE FINISHES UP HER MASTERS like she told her sister she was 

when she’s not finishing up her papers for communication and investigative journalism, she’s supposed to be at a bar with friends or just out 

she even complained last week about getting carded even tho she’s like 23

thinks it has to do with her pink streaked hair [its cause she’s short]

nayanthara used to worry about letting her out alone, what with her prosthetic leg

but no she finds out her sister moonlights as the Editor 

how does she know? she caught her after the second heist because she was stupid enough to hide the neon green spray cans under her sister’s bed

has she said or done anything about it no; because nazriya doesn’t know she knows and hopefully there’s a way out

BUT NOT WITH SETHUPATHI AROUND TO DISTRACT HER

long story short: it keeps spiraling because suddenly nazriya offers to shadow her promising ‘free help’ on the case so that she can do her investigative journo project and guarantees she can help stop the heists from continuing [nayanthara: ya cause you’re the one doing it *scoffs*] at this point her lil sis is just screwing with her because she KNOWS she knows what she does but does she knows she knows she knows? plus how does she deal with cute prof sethupathi and suddenly dq’s tripping over his feet cause guess who hasn’t seen a girl like nazriya before and nayantharA’S TRYING TO GET HER SISTER TO STOP but who knows what’ll happen. *eyes nazriya to let us know what the last heist is gonna be*

[chronically-witchy-blog]

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what’s the most embarrassing question to get? - I don’t really give a rat’s ass about other people being nosy. If I don’t want to tell them I won’t. what was your most surprising diagnosis? - I mean, I only have one officially so I guess Ulcerative Colitis (even though I don’t trust it. what was your most heartbreaking diagnosis? - again I only have UC what illnesses do you have? -Ulcerative Colitis (though I think it’s Crohn’s) how do you feel right now? - pretty dang good actually 😎 do you ever wear face masks? - I made one out of equal parts baking soda and water! It’s amazing. do you have a diagnosis you’re embarrassed to divulge? - nah, just the one what is the worst you’ve felt? - when I first got sick probably because no one knew what was wrong with me so I got sent home from the ER three times before anyone would listen to me and I had fevers and chills and woke up confused as hell all the time. And I’d been suffering for quite some time before any of that and didn’t tell anyone because I’m a genius ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ what branch of medicine did the worst doctor you ever had practice? -my first GI was absolutely awful. I didn’t have a choice though because he was the only pediatric GI in my network. He didn’t educate me properly on my disease, and basically told me there was only one treatment option besides surgery which is entirely false. Now that I’ve learned about other options from my new doctor I’m doing quite well. He’s also the one that diagnosed me as having UC but I think he’s wrong. worst nurse experience? - OH MY GOD okay basically he could have killed me but we’ll get to that in a bit. Basically he was decently new at his job and very paranoid about following the rules so he was super annoying. I have never ever had them turn on the alarm on the bed but he INSISTED on having it on. Wen I’m sick, I have to go to the bathroom like every 10 minutes or so and it’s urgent. I cannot wait for a nurse to come in and turn off the alarm and help me to the bathroom. It’s just not going to happen. So anyway, yeah he almost killed me. He said it would be okay to give me the antibiotic (which I didn’t even need, there was no sign of infection. I was literally only there for pain management) and my pain meds through the same IV. Apparently that’s 100% not okay for some reason and when another nurse came in and found out she immediately stopped the pain pump until the antibiotic (TAHT I DIDNT NEED) was done. I was beyond pissed. I was jut starting to feel better and they took it away from me. Fuck you. does weather affect your condition? - I’m I get migraines sometimes because of weather but that’s not UC. do you have a companion animal? - oh buddy here we go. 2 dogs, 1 guinea pig, 2 betta, 6 adult minnows and ~25 babies, 4 goldfish, and ~12 corydora 😊 do you have any rare diseases? - nah do you have any allergies? - morphine makes it hard to breathe do you use marijuana? - no but I wouldn’t be opposed to trying it. It’s supposed to be good for inflammation which I have a lot of describe your flares. - burning sensation in my lower abdomen, bloody diarrhea, nausea do you get gas? - absolutely fave safe food? - my fav is mashed potatoes but that takes spoons to make so I mostly eat crackers can you drink alcohol? - not legally what was your last cause for celebration? - friends birthday I guess do you exercise? - lol I used to dance 14+ hours a week and now I’m doing good to take the dogs for a walk do baths help you? - i hate baths! describe your last ambulance ride. - i passed out at work most expensive medication? - lol $5,000 per treatment 🙃 do you get stabby pains? - yep there’s often a knife in my ribs on bad days what are your medications? - just Entyvio right now do you get infusions? - I used to be on Remicade and now I’m on Entyvio do you like anon messages? - I’ve never gotten any but I’m not opposed to nice ones are you religious? - eh I don’t think it can be counted as religion if I don’t worship deities. what’s one thing that exacerbates your pain? - mostly food but also standing for a long no time do you use mobility aids? - no