#im sitting here constructing a little version of the banquet in my mind instead of doing my english homework dont mind me

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red banquet headcanons (about what happened at the event itself) bc the actual banquet was very short but i have lots of fun little ideas (all /rp!)

all of the guests met up above the banquet before it happened to help each other with last minute hair/makeup/wardrobe fixes and to share their concerns with one another

george wore a suit jacket over a supreme tshirt and jeans

sam canonically has a dumptruck ass

they all mingled in the banquet hall for a while before the eggpire did the little clinking-silverware-against-a-glass-to-get-attention to call everyone onto the dance floor

bad started the dance, choosing puffy as his partner, as an attempted display of peace between their sides

foolish taught eret how to ballroom dance

ponk and sam danced with various other people, but were staring daggers across the floor at each other the whole time

once the dance was done they played duck-duck-goose

puffy didnt remember when a creeper accidentally revealed the egg can protect itself because she was so sleep deprived at the time

the reason ponk was mocking the fact that eret was mad at the betrayal is because hes been on the server long enough to remember erets betrayal of lmanburg first hand

when foolish died, there was a big flash of white and green light, like when a totem of undying is used

quackity gave puffy the axe and the gapple because he knew it was likely they would try to kill her first

techno showed up in a suit. why? because i said so. and also because hes extra like that

niki knew that techno was going to show up because he had told the syndicate. she didn’t, however, know about quackity

based on what quackity said, purpled is up there with technoblade as one of the best fighters on the server?

techno was able to save two wounded dogs from the banquet hall which he tried to heal, but one of them didnt make it

tommy and tubbo werent there because they were in snowchester taking care of michael and foolish jr and making smores